FINAL "VALKYRIE--LONDON" DECISION.--"Quoth DUN-RAVEN, 'Never more!'"

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"SERMONS."

SIR,--I have read some correspondence on this subject in the _Daily

Telegraph_. Nothing very original. But, Sir, I must ask a question

which I fancy will set clerics and laymen a thinking. This is it: _Why

should not a successful sermon have a good long run?_

A play that makes a hit runs for weeks, for months, for years.

Audiences come from all parts to hear and see it. They come, too, by

night, a most inconvenient time, and not by day. Now, why should it not

be the same with a sermon?

Let us suppose that the Rev. Mr. SILVERTRUMPET, of St. Simon's

Within-and-Without, preaches a first-rate sermon. For years past,

popular preachers have been regularly advertised in the newspapers, and

church-goers have been accustomed to look out for announcements as to

where Mr. SILVERTRUMPET, or any other popular preacher, is to appear

and discourse. The actor, on tour, goes round _with one play_ visiting

different towns. _Why not the preacher with one sermon?_

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Perhaps the actor has a _répertoire_ acquired in course of time: _so

might it be with the preacher_. That a good sermon, once delivered,

should be lost, is as hard on the preacher as that a good play should

be performed for one night only, and then, "be heard no more!"

My remedial suggestions are: _first_, let critic attend "first morning"

or "first afternoon" of a new sermon. Let him praise, or condemn it.

_Secondly._ No critics: but simply an advertisement under a column

headed "Churches," announcing that Mr. SILVERTRUMPET or Mr.

DESKTHUMPER, or whoever it may be, with all his titles, Canon,

Archdeacon, Bishop, Vicar, &c., &c., set out in full, will preach at

such and such a time, at such and such a church. Also, I think _the

title of the sermon should be given_. There is sometimes an attraction

in a title. Then, that sermon being a success, let it be thus

advertised:--

ST. SIMON'S WITHIN-AND-WITHOUT.--The Rev. Mr. SILVERTRUMPET'S Sermon,

entitled _Charity; or, How We Live Now_, having achieved an ENORMOUS

SUCCESS, will be repeated EVERY SUNDAY at 11.30 (_or whatever the hour

may be_) until further notice.

I maintain that, as there are crowds attracted from all parts during

two years to visit a theatre between the hours of seven and eleven

nightly, in order to see an amusing or thrilling play, and a popular

actor (likewise twice a week for _matinées_), so, in like manner,

there would be crowds to come from all parts to hear a good sermon and

see a popular preacher once, or even twice on Sunday.

I remain, Sir, yours,

A. LAMBKIN.

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