"An attachment _à la_ Plato
For a bashful young potato."
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[Illustration: "WOT YER MEAN PHOTOGRAPHIN' MY WIFE? I SAW YER."
"YOU'RE QUITE MISTAKEN; I--I WOULDN'T DO SUCH A THING."
"WOT YER MEAN--_WOULDN'T_? SHE'S THE BEST-LOOKIN' WOMAN ON THE BEACH."]
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