THE MUDFORD BLIGHT.

Mary settled her shoulders against the mantel-piece, slid her hands into

her pockets and looked down at her mother with faint apprehension in her

eyes.

"I want," she remarked, "to go to London."

Mrs. Martin rustled the newspaper uneasily to an accompanying glitter of

diamond rings. Mary's direct action slightly discomposed her, but she

replied amiably. "Well, dear, your Aunt Laura has just asked you to

Wimbledon for a fortnight in the Autumn."

Mary did not move. "I want," she continued abstractedly, "to _live_ in

London."

Mrs. Martin glanced up at her daughter as if discrediting the authorship of

this remark. "I don't know what you are thinking of, child," she said

tartly, "but you appear to me to be talking nonsense. Your father and I

have no idea of leaving Mudford at present."

"I want," Mary went on in the even tone of one hypnotised by a foregone

conclusion, "to go and live with Jennifer and write--things."

Mrs. Martin's gesture as she rose expressed as much horror as was

consistent with majesty.

"My dear Mary," she said coldly, "let me dispose of your outrageous

suggestion before it goes any further. You appear to imagine that because

you have been earning a couple of hundred a year in the Air Force during

the War you are still of independent means. Allow me to remind you that you

are not. Also that your father and I are unable and unwilling to bear the

expenses of two establishments. Please consider the matter closed."

She swept from the room. Mary whistled softly to herself, then she walked

to the desk and wrote a letter.

"... And that's that," she finished. "So now to business. I will send you

some articles at the end of the week, and for goodness' sake be quick,

because I can't stand this much longer."

When she had posted it she retired to her room and was no more seen till

dinner.

They were bright articles and, like measle-spots, they appeared rapidly

after ten days or a fortnight; unlike measles they seemed to be permanent.

They dealt irreverently with Mudford society, draped in a thin veil of some

alias material, and they signed themselves "Blight."

"Disgraceful!" snorted Colonel Martin, throwing one crumpled newspaper

after another into the waste-paper basket. "Ought to be publicly burned! As

if it weren't enough to find the beastly things all over the Club, without

being pestered with them at home, making fun of the best people in Mudford.

Bolshevism! Fellow ought to be shot! Wish I knew who he was and I'd do it

myself. I _will not_ have another word of this poisonous stuff in my house.

D'you hear, Gertrude?"

Mrs. Martin trailed into the hall in search of her sunshade.

"It's so difficult," she complained _en route_, "to know what paper he's

coming out in next and stop it in time;" and she wandered mournfully into

the garden.

"Mary," she sighed, sinking into a chair on the lawn, "have you noticed

anything peculiar in the way people speak to us lately? Of course it may be

only my imagination, and yet," she hesitated, "Admiral and Lady Rogers were

quite--quite formal to me yesterday."

Mary balanced her tennis racquet on her outstretched hand and laughed.

"It's the local Blight, I suppose. You and Father are about the only people

left who haven't been withered yet, and the others are bound to think

there's something suspicious about you. Stupid of me--I didn't think of

that. I'm sorry."

Her mother started. "What do you mean?" she inquired sharply.

Mary rose languidly. "However," she added graciously, "I will put that

right for you next week. I have several sketches that will do."

Mrs. Martin's face registered inquiry, incredulity, indignation and

apoplexy in chronological order; then the garden gate clicked and a young

man walked across the lawn. Mary looked down at her mother and spoke

quietly.

"I think it is time you knew that I wrote those articles. One writes about

what one sees, and as long as I remain here I shall see Mudford."

"Pardon me," began the young man, arriving, "but is this Colonel Martin's

house?"

Mrs. Martin made no effort to reply and Mary reassured him.

"It's like this," he continued frankly. "I'm representing _The Daily

Rebel_, and I'm awfully anxious to get certain information for my paper. I

was speaking to Admiral Rogers just now and he told me I should probably

get it here if I tried. He said he could only give me a guess himself and I

had better come to headquarters. Madam," he bowed towards Mrs. Martin,

"will you kindly tell me if you are the famous ..."

Here Mary interposed. "My mother," she said serenely, "is not the Mudford

Blight. Nor is my father."

The young man wheeled on her.

"Then you ...?" he queried.

Mary hesitated, questioning her mother with a glance.

"My daughter," replied Mrs. Martin in a strangled voice, "cannot possibly

be the person you seek since she is not a Mudford resident. She lives in

London and is only staying here till to-morrow--at the latest."

Mary smiled radiantly and sent a wire later in the afternoon.

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[Illustration: _Young Miner's Mother_. "I CAN'T DO NOTHINK WIV OUR 'ERBERT

SINCE 'E VOTED FOR THE STRIKE. WEN I ASK 'IM TO RUN A ERRAND 'E SAYS IT

ISN'T A MAN'S JOB."]

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