A COUP FOR "THE DAILY TRAIL."

We all knew at the office that Micklebrown had gone to Cocklesea for his

holiday. If anyone had offered him a free pass to the Italian lakes or any

other delectable spot Micklebrown would have declined it and taken his

third return to Cocklesea. Like Sir WALTER RALEIGH when he started for

South America to find a gold-mine, Micklebrown had an object in view. He

hoped to discover a topaz in Cocklesea. We knew the reason for this

optimism. We had been shown the lizard-brooch, a dazzling thing of gold and

precious stones, which Micklebrown had picked up last Bank Holiday on the

cliff at Cocklesea and presented to his _fiancée_, Miss Twitter, after

inquiry at the police-station had failed to discover its owner.

Most people would have been satisfied to leave well alone, but Micklebrown

is a man who hankers after the little more. The lizard's tail was composed

of topaz stones, and from its tip one topaz was obviously missing. "My firm

impression is that I did the damage when I trod on it," Micklebrown said.

"You see I put my foot right slap on the thing. I can't get it out of my

head that that topaz stuck in the mud and it's sticking there to this day.

Anyway I go to Cocklesea for my holiday to look. I know the very identical

spot." He closed his eyes the better to visualize it. "You go up a little

path behind the mixed-bathing boxes, turn sharp to the right at the top of

the cliff, past two pine-trees and a clump of gorse, go a trifle inland

through a lot of thistles until you come on three blackberry bushes; the

topaz should be ten inches south-west of the middle one."

"The colour'll be a bit washed out, won't it?" young Lister said; "we've

had a lot of rain since Bank Holiday."

Micklebrown's lip curled but he said nothing. Only to us, his intimates,

did he confide that he had no expectation of finding the topaz on the

surface; he expected to search through several strata of mud, and he was

taking a magnifying-glass and a gravy-strainer with him.

We heard nothing further until I had a postcard from him saying that the

rain had caused the blackberries so to multiply that he found it impossible

to identify the particular bush near which he had stepped on the lizard; he

was therefore making a general search over the area. After that we followed

the tale in _The Daily Trail_:--

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