LOVE LETTERS

A young man corresponding with his fiancée is never, of course,

as formal as in his letters to other people. This does not mean,

however, that his correspondence should be full of silly

meaningless “nothings.” On the contrary, he should aim to

instruct and benefit his future spouse as well as convey to her

his tokens of affection. The following letter well illustrates

the manner in which a young man may write his fiancée a letter

which, while it is replete with proper expressions of amatory

good will, yet manages to embody a fund of sensible and useful

information:

A Correct Letter from a Young Man Traveling in Europe to His

Fiancée

MY DEAREST EDITH:

How I long to see you—to hold tight your hand—to look into your eyes.

But alas! you are in Toledo and I am in Paris, which, as you know, is

situated on the Seine River near the middle of the so-called Paris

basin at a height above sea-level varying from 85 feet to 419 feet

and extending 7 1/2 miles from W. to E. and 5 1/2 miles from N. to S.

But, dearest, I carry your image with me in my heart wherever I go in

this vast city with its population (1921) of 2,856,986 and its

average mean rainfall Of 2.6 inches, and I wish—oh, how I wish—that

you might be here with me. Yesterday, for example, I went to the Père

Lachaise cemetery which is the largest (106 acres) and most

fashionable cemetery in Paris, its 90,148 (est.) tombs forming a

veritable open-air sculpture gallery. And what do you think I found

there which made me think of you more than ever? Not the tombs of La

Fontaine (d. 1695) and Molière (d. 1673) whose remains, transferred

to this cemetery in 1804, constituted the first interments—not the

last resting place of Rosa Bonheur (d. 1899) or the victims of the

Opéra Comique fire (1887)—no, dearest, it was the tomb of Abelard and

Heloïse, those late 11th early 12th century lovers, and you may well

imagine what thoughts, centering upon a young lady whose first name

begins with E, filled my heart as I gazed at this impressive tomb,

the canopy of which is composed of sculptured fragments collected by

Lenoir from the Abbey of Nogent-sur-Seine (Aube).

Edith dearest, I am sitting in my room gazing first at your dear

picture and then out of my window at the Eiffel Tower which is the

tallest structure in the world, being 984 feet high (Woolworth

Building 750 feet, Washington Obelisk 555 feet, Great Pyramid 450

feet). And although it may sound too romantic, yet it seems to me,

dearest, that our love is as strong and as sturdy as this masterpiece

of engineering construction which weighs 7,000 tons, being composed

of 12,000 pieces of metal fastened by 2,500,000 iron rivets.

Farewell, my dearest one—I must go now to visit the Catacombs, a huge

charnelhouse which is said to contain the remains of nearly three

million persons, consisting of a labyrinth of galleries lined with

bones and rows of skulls through which visitors are escorted on the

first and third Saturday of each month at 2 P. M. I long to hold you

in my arms. Devotedly, PAUL.

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