_The Aquarium_. Take Fifth Avenue Bus to Times Square. Transfer
to 42nd Street Crosstown. Get off at 44th Street, and walk one
block south to the Biltmore. The most interesting fish will be
found underneath the hanging clock, near the telephone booths.
_Grant’s Tomb_. Take Fifth Avenue bus, and a light lunch. Change
at Washington Square to a blue serge or dotted Swiss. Ride to the
end of the line, and walk three blocks east. Then return the same
way you came, followed by three fast sets of tennis, a light
supper and early to bed. If you do not feel better in the
morning, cut out milk, fresh fruit and uncooked foods for a
while.
_Metropolitan Museum of Art_. Take Subway to Brooklyn.
(Flatbush.) Then ask the subway guard where to go; he will tell
you.
_The Bronx_. Take three oranges, a lemon, three of gin, to one of
vermouth, with a dash of bitters. Serve cold.
_The Ritz_. Take taxicab and fifty dollars. If you have only
fifty dollars the filet of sole Marguéry is very good.
_Brooklyn Bridge_. Terrible. And their auction is worse.
When you have visited all these places, it will probably be time
to take the train to your school.