IN A BOX AT THE OPERA

The opera differs from the symphony concert, or piano recital, in

the same way that the army drill command of “At Ease!” differs

from “Rest!” When one of these orders (I never could remember

which is given to a battalion in formation), it signifies that

talking is permitted; opera, of course, corresponds to that

command.

Before the invention of the phonograph it was often necessary for

the opera goer to pay some attention to the performance—at least

while certain favorite arias were being sung; this handicap to

the enjoyment of opera has now fortunately been overcome and one

can devote one’s entire attention to other more important things,

safe in one’s knowledge that one has Galli-Curci at home on the

Vic.

In order really to get the most out of an opera a great deal of

study and preparation is required in advance; I have not space at

this time to cover these preliminaries thoroughly, but would

recommend to the earnest student such supplemental information as

can be obtained from Lady Duff-Gordon, or Messrs. Tiffany, Técla

and Pinaud.

Upon entering one’s box the true opera lover at once assumes a

musical attitude; this should be practised at home, by my lady,

before a mirror until she is absolutely sure that the shoulders

and back can be seen from any part of the house. Then, with the

aid of a pair of strong opera glasses, she may proceed to

scrutinize carefully the occupants of the boxes—noting carefully

any irregular features. Technical phraseology, useful in this

connection, includes “unearthly creature,” “stray leopard” or,

simply, “that person.”

Your two magical formulas—the Russian “w” and the sad story about

Rachmaninoff’s daughter—may, of course, be held in reserve—but

the chances are that you will be unable to use them, for during

an evening at the opera there will probably be no mention of

music.

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