"It never rains, but it pours, after dry weather," says Pamela de Nesle.
And so it was for the Turnour family. They had had their run of luck,
and everything determinedly went wrong for them that night.
For her ladyship, there was the dreadful douche of the admiral's
mistake, and the Marquise de Roquemartine's coming to hear of it.
(Wicked little witch, I'm sure she couldn't resist telling the story to
everyone!) For Bertie, the blow of an announcement, before the ball was
over, that Miss Nelson was going to marry the Duc de Divonne (she went
out of the room to get engaged to him). For Sir Samuel, a telegram from
his London solicitors advising him to hurry home and straighten out some
annoying business tangle.
After all, however, I doubt that the telegram ought to be classed among
disasters, as it gave the family a good excuse to escape without delay
from the château which they had so much wished to enter.
Lady Turnour had hysterics in her bedroom, having retired early on
account of a "headache." She pretended that her rage was caused by a
rent in her golden train, made by "that clumsy Admiral Gray who came
over with the Frasers, and had the impudence to almost _force_ me to
dance with him--gouty old horror!" But I know it was the rent in her
vanity, not her dress, which made her gurgle, and wail, and choke, until
frightened Sir Samuel patted her on the back, and she stopped short, to
scold him.
Bertie came in, ostensibly to learn his father's plans, but really, I
surmised, to suggest some of his own; and Lady Turnour relieved her
feelings by stirring up evil ones in him. "So sure you were going to get
the girl! Why, you wrote your stepfather the other day, you were
practically engaged," she sneered, delighted that she was not the only
one who had suffered humiliations at the castle.
"If she hadn't seen you, I believe it would have been all right,"
growled Bertie, vicious as a chained dog who has lost his bone. And then
Lady Turnour had hysterics all over again, and Sir Samuel told Bertie
that he was an ungrateful young brute. The three raged together, and I
could not go, because I had to hold sal-volatile under her ladyship's
nose. Lady Turnour said that the marquise was no lidy, and for her part
she was glad she wasn't going to have that cat of a sister in _her_
family. She'd leave the beastly chattoe that night, if she could; but
anyhow, she'd go the first thing in the morning as ever was, so there!
People that let their visitors be insulted, and did nothing but
laugh!--_She'd_ show them, if they ever came to London, _that_ she
would, though she mightn't be a marquise herself, exactly. Not one of
the lot should ever be invited to her house, not if they were all
married to Bertie. And who was Bertie, anyhow?
Sir Samuel said 'darling' to her, and quite different words that began
with "d" to his stepson; and Bertie, seeing the error of his ways,
apologized humbly. His apologies were eventually accepted; and when he
had intimated to her ladyship that she should be introduced to all his
"swell friends" in England, it was settled that he should make one of
the party in the car, his valet travelling by train. As this arrangement
completed itself, Mr. Bertie suddenly remembered my presence, and
flashed me a look of triumph.
I, listening silently, had been rejoicing in the development of the
situation as far as I was concerned; for the sooner we got away from the
château, the less likely was Monsieur Charretier to succeed in catching
us up. But when I heard that we were to have Bertie with us, my heart
sank, especially as his look told me that I counted for something in his
plan. The chauffeur counted for something, too, I feared. In any case,
the rest of the tour was spoiled, and if it hadn't been for the thought
that when it was over, Jack and I might meet no more, I should have
wished it cut short.
Good-byes were perfunctory in the morning, and nobody seemed heartbroken
at parting from the Turnour family. The big luggage, packed early and in
haste, was sent on to Paris; and when the chauffeur had disposed of
Bertie's additions to the Aigle's load, hostilities began.
"Put down that seat for me," said Mr. Stokes to Mr. Dane, indicating one
of the folding chairs in the glass cage, and carefully waiting to do so
until I was within eye and earshot.
They glared at each other like two tigers, for an instant, and then Jack
put the seat down--I knew why. A refusal on his part to do such a
service for his master's stepson would mean that he must resign or be
discharged--and leave me to deal unaided with a cad. I think Bertie
knew, too, why he was unhesitatingly obeyed; and racked his brain for
further tests. It was not long before he had a brilliant idea.
The car stopped at a level crossing, to let a train go by, and Bertie
availed himself of the opportunity to get out.
"Sir Samuel's going' to let me try my hand at drivin'," said he. "I
don't think much of your form, and I've been tellin' him so. My best pal
is a director of the Aigle company, and I've driven his car a lot of
times. Her ladyship will let Elise sit inside, and I'll watch your style
a bit before I take the wheel."
Not a word said Jack. He didn't even look at me as he helped me down
from the seat which had been mine for so many happy days. I crept
miserably into the stuffy glass cage, where, in the folding chair, I sat
as far forward as my own shape and the car's allowed; Sir Samuel's fat
knees in my back, Lady Turnour's sharp voice in my ears. And for
scenery, I had Bertie's aggressive shoulders and supercilious
gesticulations.
The road to Nevers I scarcely saw. I think it was flat; but Bertie's
driving made it play cup and ball with the car in a curious way, which a
good chauffeur could hardly have managed if he tried. We passed Riom,
Gannat, Aigueperse, I know; and at Moulins, in the valley of the Allier,
we lunched in a hurry. To Nevers we came early, but it was there we were
to stop for the night, and there we did stop, in a drizzle of rain which
prevented sight-seeing for those who had the wish, and the freedom, to
go about. As for me, I was ordered by Lady Turnour to mend Mr. Stokes's
socks, he having made peace by offering to "give her a swagger dinner in
town."
Bertie's cleverness was not confined to ingratiating himself with her
ladyship. He contrived adroitly to damage the steering-gear by grazing a
wall as he turned the Aigle into the hotel courtyard, and by this feat
disposed of the chauffeur's evening, which was spent in hard work at the
garage. Such dinner as Jack got, he ate there, in the shape of a furtive
sandwich or two, otherwise we should not have been able to leave in the
morning at the early hour suggested by Mr. Stokes.
Warned by the incidents of yesterday, Sir Samuel desired his chauffeur
to take the wheel again from Nevers to Paris. But--no doubt with the
view of keeping us apart, and devising new tortures for his
enemy--Bertie elected to play Wolf to Jack's Spartan Boy, and sit beside
him. This relegated me to the cage again, with back-massage from Sir
Samuel's knees.
Before Fontainebleau, I found myself in a familiar land. As far as
Montargis I had motored with the Milvaines more than once, conducted by
Monsieur Charretier, in a great car which might have been mine if I had
accepted it, not "with a pound of tea," but with two hundred pounds of
millionaire. I knew the lovely valley of the Loing, and the forest which
makes the world green and shadowy from Bourrau to Fontainebleau, a world
where poetry and history clasp hands. I should have had plenty to say
about it all to Jack, if we had been together, but I was still inside
the car, and by this time Bertie had induced his stepfather to consent
to his driving again. He pleaded that there had been something wrong
with the ignition yesterday. That was why the car had not gone well. It
had not been his fault at all. Sir Samuel, always inclined to say "Yes"
rather than "No" to one he loved, said "Yes" to Bertie, and had cause to
regret it. Close to Fontainebleau Mr. Stokes saw another car, with a
pretty girl in it. The car was going faster than ours, as it was higher
powered and had a lighter load. Naturally, being himself, it occurred to
Bertie that it would be well to show the pretty girl what he could do.
We were going up hill, as it happened, and he changed speed with a
quick, fierce crash. The Aigle made a sound as if she were gritting her
teeth, shivered, and began to run back. Bertie, losing his head, tried a
lower speed, which had no effect, and Lady Turnour had begun to shriek
when Jack leaned across and put on the hand-brake. The car stopped, just
in time not to run down a pony cart full of children.
No wonder the poor dear Aigle had gritted her teeth! Several of them
turned out to be broken in the gear box.
"We're done!" said Jack. "She'll have to be towed to the nearest garage.
Pity we couldn't have got on to Paris."
"Can't you put in some false teeth?" suggested Lady Turnour, at which
Bertie laughed, and was thereupon reproached for the accident, as he
well deserved to be.
Then the question was what should be the next step for the passengers. I
expected to be trotted reluctantly on to Paris by train, leaving Jack
behind to find a "tow," and see the dilemma through to an end of some
sort, but to my joyful surprise Bertie used all his wiles upon the
family to induce them to stop at Fontainebleau. It was a beautiful
place, he argued, and they would like it so much, that they would come
to think the breakdown a blessing in disguise. In any case, he had
intended advising them to pause for tea, and to stay the night if they
cared for the place. They would find a good hotel, practically in the
forest; and he had an acquaintance who owned a château near by, a very
important sort of chap, who knew everybody worth knowing in French
society. If the Governor and "Lady T." liked, he would go dig his friend
up, and bring him round to call. Maybe they'd all be invited to the
château for dinner. The man had a lot of motors and would send one for
them, very likely--perhaps would even lend a car to take them on to
Paris to-morrow morning.
I listened to these arguments and suggestions with a creepy feeling in
the roots of my hair, for I, too, have an "acquaintance" who owns a
château near Fontainebleau: a certain Monsieur Charretier. He, also, has
a "lot of motors" and would, I knew, if he were "in residence" be
delighted to lend a car and extend an invitation to dinner, if informed
that Lys d'Angely was of the party. Could it be, I thought, that Mr.
Stokes was acquainted with Monsieur Charretier, or that, not being
acquainted, he had heard something from the Duchesse de Melun, and was
making a little experiment with me?
Perhaps I imagined it, but it seemed that he glanced my way
triumphantly, when Lady Turnour agreed to stay in the hope of meeting
the nameless, but important, friend; and I felt that, whatever
happened, I must have a word of advice from Jack.
The discussion had taken place in the road, or rather, at the side of
the road, where the combined exertions of Jack and Bertie had pushed the
wounded Aigle. The chauffeur, having examined the car and pronounced her
helpless, walked back to interview a carter we had passed not long
before, with the view of procuring a tow. Now, just as the discussion
was decided in favour of stopping over night at Fontainebleau, he
appeared again, in the cart.
We were so near the hotel in the woods that we could be towed there in
half an hour, and, ignominious as the situation was, Lady Turnour
preferred it to the greater evil of walking. I remained in the car with
her, the chauffeur steered, the carter towed, and Sir Samuel and his
stepson started on in advance, on foot.
At the hotel Jack was to leave us, and be towed to a garage; but, in
desperation, I murmured an appeal as he gave me an armful of rugs. "I
_must_ ask you about something," I whispered. "Can you come back in a
little less than an hour, and look for me in the woods, somewhere just
out of sight of the hotel?"
"Yes," he said. "I can and will. You may depend on me."
That was all, but I was comforted, and the rugs became suddenly light.
Rooms were secured, great stress being laid upon a good sitting-room (in
case the important friend should call), and I unpacked as usual. When my
work was done, I asked her ladyship's permission to go out for a little
while. She looked suspicious, clawed her brains for an excuse to refuse,
but, as there wasn't a buttonless glove, or a holey stocking among the
party, she reluctantly gave me leave. I darted away, plunged into the
forest, and did not stop walking until I had got well out of sight of
the hotel. Then I sat down on a mossy log under a great tree, and looked
about for Jack.
A man was coming. I jumped up eagerly, and went to meet him as he
appeared among the trees.
It was Mr. Herbert Stokes.