will keep her for a while at least."
"But what kin she do?"
"I cannot say now, but perhaps something will turn up. We must try to
work out a plan which will prove attractive."
"Say, you've got a shrewd head on ye'r shoulders, Miss. I guess you've
hit the bull's-eye, all right. Yes, we must git an anchor of some kind
that'll hold solid."
These two were now becoming firm friends, and they talked about various
matters. Belle explained about her life at the Seminary, and Abner told
about the proposed Orphan Home, and his conversation that morning with
Lawyer Rackshaw. He was somewhat surprised with himself for talking in
such a free and easy manner. But the girl was so sympathetic and
willing to listen, that he found it a great comfort to confide in her.
"Ye won't say a word about this to Tildy an' Jess, will ye?" he asked.
"They don't seem to understand sich things. But you do, an' that's why
I've said more to you than to anyone else."
"I'm good at keeping secrets, Mr. Andrews," was the reply, "and I thank
you for your confidence."
"It's them Denton kids I'm worryin' about," Abner explained. "They
should be put into a good home at once. I really don't know what will
become of 'em, to say nuthin' about the widder."
They were in sight of Ash Point now, and Abner directed Belle's
attention to his house some distance ahead, nestling among the trees.
"It ain't much of a place," he apologized, "but ye'll git a hearty
welcome, lots of room, an' plenty of fresh air. It's a mighty healthy
place, if I do say it."
He paused and a peculiar expression suddenly lightened his face. He
straightened himself up with a jerk, and brought the palm of his hand
down upon his knee with a whack.
"Anything wrong?" Belle enquired.
"Nuthin' but a kink. I have it sometimes an' it makes me kinder queer."
"Where does it affect you?"
"Ginerally in me head."
"That's serious, isn't it? What do you do for it?"
"Jist git out an' make it hustle."
"Make what hustle? The kink?"
"That's it, 'specially if it's a dandy."
"A dandy!"
"Yep; a dandy idea. That's what I've got. But here we are at home, an'
there's Tildy an' Jess waitin' at the door."
*CHAPTER X*
*AN UNEXPECTED JOLT*
It was a hot afternoon, and Zebedee Burns found the shade of the big
maple near his workshop very refreshing. He was sitting with his back
against the trunk of the tree, his eyes riveted upon the front page of
_The Live Wire_, which the mailman had just left. So intent was he upon
what he was reading that he did not notice a man walking toward him from
the road. It was Abner, who, when a few yards away, stopped and stood
for a few seconds studying his neighbor.
"Some people kin take life easy," Abner presently remarked. "Comes
nat'ral, I guess."
Zebedee merely glanced at his visitor, and without a word continued his
reading.
"What's the news, Zeb?" Abner asked, coming close and squatting down
upon the grass. "Must be mighty interestin' by the way ye keep ye'r
eyes glued upon that page."
Zebedee lowered the paper and looked quizzically at his companion.
"Say, Abner," he began, "what were ye doin' yesterday?"
"What was I doin' yesterday! What de ye mean? Wasn't I Abner Andrews?"
"Ye couldn't have been accordin' to this mornin's paper. Ye must have
been one o' them ancients ye've told me about so often, an' a mighty
savage one at that."
"Hey, what are ye givin' me? What's that dirty sheet sayin' about
decent people now?"
"Isn't it true?"
"What true?"
"That you acted like a fool or a lunatic in town yesterday; waylaid a
girl drivin' along Main street; that she beat you black an' blue with
her whip, an' then had you arrested?"
Abner was on his feet in an instant, greatly excited.
"Is that what it says?" he roared.
"Sure, haven't I jist told ye?"
"But doesn't it explain anythin'? Doesn't it tell who the gal was, an'
why I did what I did?"
"Here, read it fer ye'rself," and Zeb handed him the paper.
Slowly and carefully Abner read the article which occupied a prominent
position, and was featured in big headlines. The writer had made the
most of the incident, and the fact that the girl was the daughter of the
Attorney General added all the more to the interest. The story was
distorted beyond all semblance of reality and mingled with humor. It
ended by saying that the culprit was allowed to go owing to the girl,
who interceded on his behalf.
Abner's body trembled from the vehemence of his anger, and when he had
finished reading he thrust the paper under Zebedee's nose.
"De ye believe that?" he demanded.
"Ain't it true?" Zeb asked.
"True! True! Did ye ever see anythin' true in that rag? It's a lie, a
d--n lie, an' I'm goin' to punch the nose of that feller wot wrote it,
see if I don't."
"Ye better be careful," Zeb warned. "Ye might have to punch several
noses, the editor's included."
"An' de ye think I can't do it? I kin wipe up the hull bunch with one
hand. I'll make 'em take backwater, an' apologize right smart. Why
can't they leave decent honest people alone? They've got more ink than
brains. If they'd spend some of their energy writin' about Hen
Whittles' vile dump, an' how he wants to sell the place fer one thousand
dollars fer that Orphan Home, it 'ud be more sensible."
"Are they thinkin' of puttin' the Home on that dump?" Zeb asked in
surprise.
"That's jist it. An' they want my money to buy the hole, which is a dam
sight worse than that old Toefat of the Bible."
"Did they ask you fer the money?"
"Sure. Lawyer Rackshaw is doin' the bizness, an' when he asked me
yesterday fer the money, I burnt the end of his nose with the cigar I
was smokin'. It was too bad to spoil a good cigar on a thing like
that."
"An' what did he do?"
"Nuthin' 'cept tumble backwards on the floor, chair an' all. He got the
jolt of his life that time, all right."
"Ye better be careful," Zeb advised. "Lawyer Rackshaw's not likely to
fergit a thing like that, an' I've heard say that he never fergives."
"I hope he won't fergit his burnt nose, an' I don't care a blue divil if
he doesn't fergive."
"You must like to be in hot water, Abner."
"I don't mind at all, 'specially when others are in with me. I've got a
pretty tough skin, an' kin stand more'n most people."
"Guess ye'r right, Abner," Zeb agreed, as he rose to his feet. "I must
git to work now."
Abner went back to his haying, and worked with feverish energy. He was
more irritated than usual over the article which had appeared in _The
Live Wire_, and he vowed that the editor should apologize for the
insult.
"Mebbe they'll find that they can't take liberties with Abner Andrews,"
he muttered, "even though he doesn't wear biled shirts an' white
collars."
When he had worked for about half an hour he went into the house for a
drink of buttermilk. As he came out of the milk-room he heard a knock
upon the front door.
"Who in time kin that be, now?" he growled, as he shuffled through the
dining-room and into the hall-way. Glancing through the small window, he
saw an auto in front of the house, with a young man at the wheel.
The door was locked and when Abner tried to turn the key it stuck.
"Hang the thing," he growled. "What's the matter with it, anyway?"
After several minutes of desperate efforts, punctured by numerous
ejaculations of disgust and anger, the key turned, the lock moved, and
Abner pulled the door open with a savage yank. Great was his surprise
to see standing before him a smartly dressed woman, smiling in a most
pleasant manner.
"Excuse me," she began. "I am sorry to give you so much trouble. But
does Mr. Andrews live here?"
"Naw, he jist sleeps here, an' lives out of doors."
"But it's your place, isn't it?"
"Yes, I s'pose so, when Tildy's not around."
"I have come to see Miss Rivers," the woman explained. "She's staying
with you, is she not?"
"Yep, she's here all right, but jist now she's out pickin' berries with
Tildy an' Jess. So ye want to see her, eh?"
"Yes, if it's not too much trouble."
"'Tain't no trouble fer me, though it might be fer Belle. Come in an'
set down while I toot the horn."
Throwing open a door to the left, Abner ushered the visitor into the
parlor.
"Set right down, an' make ye'rself at home," he told her.
The woman smiled to herself as Abner left her. Then she studied the
room most critically, from the old-fashioned piano to the fresh flowers
in the vase upon the center-table.
"Strange that the Attorney General's daughter should be visiting here,"
she mused. "What an ignorant and uncouth man that farmer is. His
language was most profane when he was trying to open the door."
Presently the long-drawn blast of the tin horn sounded upon her ears,
and again she smiled, but it was the smile of contempt.
"How primitive," she meditated. "And to think of Miss Rivers picking
berries like an ordinary country girl! I wonder if her father knows
where she is, and what she is doing. I believe the Andrewses have a
daughter. I suppose I must invite her, too."
In a few minutes Abner returned, sat down upon a chair near the piano,
and crossed his legs.
"There, I guess that'll bring her," he remarked. "Tildy'll think the
house is on fire. She's most scared to death of fire, Tildy is."
"You have a beautiful place here," and the woman glanced out of the
window on her left as she spoke.
"'Tain't too bad, considerin' everythin'."
"And the view is magnificent, Mr. Andrews."
"So Ikey Dimock told me t'other day."
"Was Mr. Dimock here?"
"Yep. He called to see me when I was hoein' pertaters."
"He did! And what did he want?" The woman seemed unusually curious,
and this Abner noted.
"He wanted to buy my place," he explained.
"Buy your place!"
"Yep. Wanted it as a summer place fer his family, so he said."
"Did you come to any agreement?"
"Should say not. I ain't anxious to sell, 'specially to Ikey Dimock."
"Why?"
"Oh, me an' him don't jibe; never did."
"You have known him for some time, then?"
"Should say I have. Why, I knew Ikey Dimock when he was pickin'
pin-feathers off his mother's chickens when she was gittin' 'em ready
fer market."
At these words the bland expression suddenly left the woman's face, and
she straightened herself up haughtily in her chair.
"Mr. Dimock is of good family, so I understand," she challenged.
"'Deed he is," was Abner's unexpected agreement. "I knew Ikey's dad
well, an' he was the best man I ever saw at steerin' clear of a job.
Why, when he was with me on my old Flyin' Scud he spent most of his time
plannin' how to git clear of his work. He surely was great at that."
"But he was honest, at any rate, was he not?" the woman asked, now
visibly annoyed.
"Honest? He was the honestest man I ever sot eyes on. Why, he was so
honest that he was allus tryin' to take care of his neighbors' property.
Everythin' he could git his hands on he would take home. He was so
honest that at last his neighbors allus kept their barns an' stables
locked."
"Do you mean to tell me that he was a thief?" the woman demanded. "You
seem to have a very poor opinion of him."
"Yaas, almost as poor an opinion as old Judge Watkins, who sentenced him
to six months in jail fer stealin' oats from Bill Armstrong's barn. Ye
kin call that anythin' ye like, but the Judge called it stealin', an' he
ginerally knew what he was talkin' about."
The woman was evidently much annoyed at this candid portrayal of the
elder Dimock. She glanced toward the door as if meditating a speedy
departure. Abner noted this, and it amused him.
"I wonder what in time's keepin' Tildy," he remarked. "She ginerally
comes home like a steam engine, pantin' an' puffin', when I blow the
horn at this time of the day. I wish to goodness she'd come, fer I was
never any good at entertainin' company, 'specially women."
"You have certainly entertained me in a most unexpected, and, I might
add, unpleasant, manner," the woman retorted. "I am not fond of having
past histories raked up. It isn't pleasant."
"I reckon it ain't, 'specially sich a one as that of the Dimock family."
"But surely you should not blame Mr. Isaac Dimock for what his father
did. He, at any rate, is above reproach, and you can't bring any
unworthy charge against him."
"That's true," Abner assented. "It 'ud be no use bringin' any charge
aginst Ikey so long as he's hand an' glove with the Government. It 'ud
only be workin' fer nuthin'. Ye couldn't ketch him, not by a jugful."
"Why, what has the Government to do with Mr. Dimock?" the woman asked in
apparent surprise.
"It has a great deal to do with him, an' almost any fool could tell ye
that. The Government has made Ikey Dimock jist what he is, if ye want
to know the plain truth."
"It has! In what way?"
"H'm," and Abner shifted significantly. "Hasn't the Government been
feedin' him with pap fer years now? Supplyin' him with big contracts fer
hardware, an' givin' him great rake-offs in all sorts of government
work? That's the way Ikey Dimock made his money, an' he's nuthin'
more'n a chip off the old block. They called it stealin' when his dad
took the oats from Bill Armstrong's barn, but now they call it 'high
finance,' or some sich name. But it's stealin' jist the same. I could
tell ye a few things if I had a mind to."
The woman, however, could stand no more. She had risen to her feet, her
face pale, and her eyes blazing with anger.
"Do you know who I am?" she witheringly asked.
"Don't ye know ye'rself? If ye don't, how de ye expect me to?"
"I am Mrs. Isaac Dimock, that's who I am, and I shall tell my husband
what you have been saying about him and his father."
"That won't be any news to Ikey; better tell him somethin' new. He
knows that already."
"Why, I never had anyone talk to me in such an insolent way before," the
woman protested. "I didn't come here to be insulted."
"Is tellin' the truth insultin' ye?" Abner asked, as he, too, rose to
his feet. "If the truth of many things was known it 'ud be better fer
all consarned. But, there, I hear the women now. I guess ye've had
enough of me."
Abner slipped out of the house as speedily as possible, after telling
his wife that a visitor was in the parlor. He sat down upon the
wood-pile, and meditated over what had just taken place.
"Ho! ho!" he chuckled. "Her ladyship got a jolt to-day, all right. She
thought I didn't know her, eh? I knew her the minute I sot eyes on her.
She didn't like what I said about the Dimocks. But I could have told
her somethin', too, about her own family-tree. My, wasn't she mad! Ho,
ho!"
*CHAPTER XI*
*TOWN RATS*
"It seems to me, Tildy," Abner remarked, "that your breakin' into
Society is somethin' like the time I broke through the ice skatin' up
river."
"In what way?" Mrs. Andrews asked, as she adjusted her hat.
Abner was stretched out upon the kitchen sofa, enjoying his evening
smoke, and watching his wife as she gave the final touches to her
toilet.
"Well, ye see," he explained, "my breakin' through the ice was very
sudden. It was as unexpected as you goin' to Mrs. Ikey Dimock's party."
"And as unpleasant, why don't you say, Abner?"
"That's jist what I was a-goin' to say, Tildy. I think your reception
will be about as cool as my duckin' in the river. Mrs. Ikey is not
anxious to have ye there, not by a jugful."
"Don't I know that," snapped Mrs. Andrews. "But you understand as well
as I do that the girls wouldn't go without me, and so Mrs. Dimock just
had to ask me. I tried to get out of going, but finally had to consent.
I'm sure I shan't enjoy myself one bit."
"Jist about as much as I did out in the river, with water up to me chin,
clingin' to the ice with me fingernails, an' yellin' blue-murder. I
hadn't any idea the water was so deep where I went in. Gee whiz! It
was easy to go in, but mighty hard to git out. Mebbe that'll be the way
with you, Tildy, eh?"
"What, do you think I'll want to keep this thing up, Abner? If you do,
then you're much mistaken. I'm sick of it already."
"That's all right, Tildy. I know ye've got enough common sense not to
want to be a society belle at ye'r time of life. But ye see, as Mrs.
Ikey has invited you to her party, she'll expect you to do somethin' in
return. Society, as I understand it, is jist ordinary trade. Ye don't
git things fer nuthin'. Mrs. Ikey invites you, then you must invite
her, an' that's the way it goes. How does that strike ye, Tildy?"
Before Mrs. Andrews could reply, Belle and Jess entered the kitchen.
Abner's eyes brightened as he saw them, and he viewed them with critical
eyes.
"My, my!" he exclaimed, "you two'll cut a dash tonight fer sure. Why,
all the young fellers in Glucom will be tumblin' over one another."
"So long as they don't tumble over us we won't care," Belle laughingly
replied. "We're not out for conquests, are we, Jess?"
"I'm not, anyway," the latter declared. "I haven't any time or
inclination to bother with such things."
Abner's eyes twinkled, and he turned to his wife.
"Guess it's up to you, Tildy, to do the grand tonight. These gals don't
want any fellers. But there's the car, so yez better hustle."
Abner accompanied the women to the road, and stood watching until the
car had disappeared from view.
"Well, well," he mused, "to think of Tildy goin' to a party at Mrs. Ikey
Dimock's, an' in Mrs. Ikey's ear, at that! What's goin' to happen next?
Wonders'll never cease."
Abner went back to the house, locked the door, and strolled over to
Zeb's. He wished to discuss his big idea with his neighbor, and learn
what he thought about it. He remained for over an hour, and when he at
length left he was much elated. Zeb had been more reasonable than
usual, and had agreed that his idea was a good one, and worth trying.
Abner had been home but a short time when he heard a noise at the back
door. Then children's voices fell upon his ears, accompanied by a
child's cry. Wondering what it could mean, Abner threw open the door,
and peered out. It was dark, but not dark enough to prevent his seeing
two little figures standing before him.
"Hello! Who in time are yez, an' what de yez want at this hour of the
night?" he demanded.
"Are you our uncle?" a little voice asked.
"Uncle! Guess ye've struck the wrong spot this time. Better move on."
"But you must be our uncle," the voice insisted. "The man wot left us
here said you are our Uncle Abner."
"Well, I ain't, so that's the end of it," was the curt reply.
At these words the two little creatures broke into a pitiful cry. Abner
was helpless and in a quandary.
"What are we to do?" came the wailing question. "The man is gone and
we're lost."
"Lost, eh? Well, come in, then, till I have a look at yez."
Quickly the children obeyed, and soon were standing in the middle of the
room, two forlorn objects of distress and misery. They were boys, one
about seven years of age, the other five. Their clothes were ragged and
their faces looked as if they had not been washed for days. But there
was something about them that appealed to Abner, whose heart was always
affected by the helpless and the unfortunate. The little visitors
showed no sign of fear, but stood watching Abner with big, beautiful
dark eyes.
"So ye're huntin' fer ye'r uncle, eh?" Abner queried.
"Yep," the older boy replied.
"Yeth," came the other.
"Who brought yez here?"
"A man."
"A man," came the echo.
"An' he gave me this," and the boy held out a piece of soiled paper,
which he had been clutching in his right hand.
Abner took the note, unfolded it, and holding it close to the light,
read the following:
"Abner Andrews:
"If you are determined to have a Home at Ash Point, you can begin work
at once. Here are two young town rats for your care. What do you think
of them?"
That was all, and as Abner stood staring at the note, the light of
comprehension dawned upon his mind. In fact he stood there so long that
he forgot the waiting lads. He was aroused, however, by a light touch
upon his arm, and a tired voice saying,
"We're hungry."
"We're hungry," came the response.
"Sure, sure, indeed yez must be hungry," Abner replied, as he turned
quickly around. "Rats are allus hungry, but yez must git some of that
scum off ye'r faces an' hands before yez eat in this house. Come over
here to the sink."
After a vigorous application of soap and water, the waifs presented a
more respectable appearance, and Abner stepped back and viewed them
critically.
"There," he panted, "guess that'll do fer the present. But yez sartinly
need a hoe an' a scrabbin-brush upon ye'r mugs. An' say, what's ye'r
names?"
"Mine's Tom," the older boy replied, "an' his is Billy."
"Tom an' Billy, eh? But Tom an' Billy what? What's ye'r other names?"
"Ain't got any. Jist Tom an' Billy."
"Jith Tom an' Billy," came the echo.
"Yes, I know that. But what's ye'r mother's name?"
"Sue."
"Thue."
"Oh, git out, that's not what I want to know. What do people call her?"
"Lazy."
"Lathy."
With a sigh of despair Abner gave up the attempt to gain any more
information, and went into the pantry. After he had fumbled about for
some time, and knocked down a number of pans and dishes, he returned
with two big slices of bread covered with butter and molasses.
"There, fall to," he ordered, "an' help ye'rselves."
The children needed no second bidding. They were ravenous, and ate more
like dogs than human beings. Not until they had devoured the third
helping were they satisfied, and breathed a sigh of relief. Tom wiped
his sticky mouth with his coat sleeve, and Billy did likewise.
"Yez needn't paint ye'r sleeves with molasses," Abner chided. "But I
guess by the look of things they're the only napkins yez ever use. Git
over to the sink there, till I give yez another scrubbin'."
When the molasses had been wiped away, Tom gave a deep yawn.
"I'm sleepy," he announced.
"Theepy," lisped Billy.
"Sleepy!" Abner fairly gasped the word, as he looked helplessly around.
What was he to do? He could not think of sending the waifs out into the
night, and where was he to put them to sleep?
"Confound it!" he muttered. "Wish to goodness the women folks was home;
they'd know what to do. Jess'd have a chance to try out her Social
Service plan. Wonder what she'd do? Mebbe she'd take 'em to sleep with
her."
He paused, his face brightened, and his eyes twinkled.
"Say, kids, come with me," he ordered. "I'll fix yez up fer the night.
Ye'r uncle won't send yez away, not by a jugful, skiddy-me-shins, if he
will."
Picking up the lamp, he strode through the dining-room into the
hall-way, and up the stairs, closely followed by the boys. Reaching the
top, he opened a door to the right, entered the room, and placed the
lamp upon the dressing-table. Tom and Billy stared around the room with
undisguised wonder, for it seemed to them like fairy-land.
"Hurry up an' strip," Abner commanded.
But alas! there was little to strip, for when the lads had removed their
outer clothing, there was little underneath except rags.
"Holy smoke!" Abner exclaimed. "Is that all yez have on? Well, I
declare! I can't see nuthin' but holes. But yez can't go to bed with
them things on. Peel off them rags at once, while I look around fer
somethin' fer yez to put on."
When the lads had obeyed and had wriggled out of their rags, Abner
seized a quilt from the bed and wrapped it about their bodies.
"Jist hold that close," he ordered, "while I look around fer some duds.
Let me see," and he scratched his head in perplexity. "I wonder where
Tildy keeps sich things."
Going into an adjoining room, he pulled out several bureau drawers, and
in a few minutes returned carrying triumphantly two spotless
pillow-slips in his left hand. Replacing the lamp upon the dresser, he
held the slips up for careful inspection.
"Pity to do it," he mused, "but it can't be helped."
Drawing a jackknife from his pocket, he opened it and deliberately began
to cut open the end of one of the slips, and also a hole in each side.
"Now come here, youngster, you big one, an' stand up straight."
Abner at once dropped the slip over the boy's head, and made him put his
arms through the holes in the sides. The gap in the top was small and
the boy's head stuck half way. This was overcome by Abner, who yanked
down the slip, which ripped wider, and then flopped down over Tom's
tousled head and brought up on the little shoulders.
"There now, guess that'll do all right for a nightgown," was Abner's
comment, as he stepped back and viewed his work. "Ye'r surely a queer
lookin' bird, but it's better'n nuthin'."
Billy was treated in a similar manner, and when he, too, was robed in
another of Mrs. Andrews' pillow-slips, Abner was quite satisfied.
"Now, say ye'r prayers," he ordered.
During the whole of this performance the waifs had not uttered a word.
They had been too much taken up with their strange surroundings, and
with watching their "uncle." They imagined that he was about to play
some new game with them, and when he ordered them to say their prayers
they both grinned in anticipation of the game they were expecting.
"Say ye'r prayers, I tell yez," Abner again ordered.
"We don't know that game," Tom explained.
"We don't know thad game," Billy echoed.
"Game!" Abner roared. "De ye think sayin' ye'r prayers is a game?"
"Don't know; never played it."
"Never played it," responded Billy.
"Didn't ye'r mother never learn yez ye'r prayers?"
"No. Guess she didn't know the game."
"Geth she didn't know the game."
Abner sighed and looked helplessly around.
"Well, I never!" he ejaculated. "An' this is a Christian land! S'pose
I'll have to leave that to Jess. It'll be a part of her Social Service
work. So git into bed with yez, an' don't let me hear a whimper out of
yez till mornin'."
Abner went downstairs and out into the kitchen. Having filled and
lighted his pipe, he picked up the note which had been lying on the
table, and read it again most carefully. Then stretching himself out
comfortably upon the sofa, he gave himself up to earnest thought. He
remained thus for about an hour. Then he arose and going to the
woodhouse brought in a large wire-cage rat-trap. This he baited with
considerable care, and, taking it outside, placed it near the pig pen.
"There, guess I ought to have one or two big fellers by mornin'," he
chuckled. "It takes more'n one to play a game, an' there's mighty good
reason why Abner Andrews, of Ash Pint, should have a hand in this game
which Lawyer Rackshaw has started."
*CHAPTER XII*
*BOTTLED DIVILS*
Abner was awakened early the next morning by light footsteps upon the
stairs and low whisperings. He did not hear his wife's voice, but
supposed that she was downstairs seeing that the cats were "put out,"
and that the back door was fastened. He expected that a tempest would
soon burst in the quiet house, and that in a few minutes he would be
called sharply to account. He did not mind Jess, but he did shrink at
the thought of what his wife would say about the mutilated pillow-slips,
and the putting of two dirty street urchins in a clean bed. As he thus
lay and listened for the storm to break, he cherished for an instant the
hope that in some way Tildy had fallen so much in love with Mrs. Ikey
Dimock that she had stayed with her all night.
Abner had little time, however, for such meditations, for a shriek of
fear and astonishment presently fell upon his ears. Then hurried
footsteps approached his room, and Jess appeared in the doorway.
"Daddy! Daddy!" she called.
But Abner made no response. He was apparently sleeping the sleep of the
just.
"Daddy!" Again came the appeal, this time more urgent than before.
Still Abner made no reply.
For a few seconds Jess stood uncertain what to do. Then she crossed the
room, laid her hand upon her father's shoulder, and shook him gently.
"Daddy, daddy, wake up!" she urged.
"Hey, what's that?" Abner cried, starting suddenly up as if from a sound
sleep. "Who are ye, an' what de ye want?"
"It's me," Jess replied. "Come quick; there are two people in my bed."
"Two people in ye'r bed! Nonsense. Ye'r luney."
"But I tell you there are," Jess insisted.
"See here, Jess, de ye think I'm a fool? G'long to bed. What's
happened to ye, anyway?"
"Please, daddy, don't talk that way. Come and see for yourself."
"Where's ye'r mother?" Abner suddenly asked.
"Why, isn't she home?" Jess asked in surprise.
"Home! Guess not. I'd surely know it if she was."
"But she left before we did," Jess explained.
"She did! How's that? Didn't yez come in the same car?"
"No, you see----" Jess hesitated, and then stopped.
"I see, I see," and Abner nodded. "Ye needn't explain."
Deep in his heart Abner was pleased that his wife was not present at
this awkward moment, but he wondered what had become of her. Although
Jess worried about her mother, she was anxious to change the subject
which might lead to embarrassing questions.
"Won't you tell me about those boys in my bed?" she asked. "Surely you
must know where they came from."
Abner chuckled, and just then Belle appeared in the doorway.
"You do know," Jess insisted. "You're laughing. I know you are. Come,
confess everything."
It took Abner some time to relate his experience with the waifs of the
night, and when he was through he ordered the girls off to bed.
"Yez kin sleep together," he told them, "unless yez want to set up an'
watch them beauties in there. I guess yez both'll find some Social
Service work to do in the mornin'."
"But what about mother?" Jess anxiously enquired. "I'm afraid something
has happened to her."
"An' so yez didn't come with her, eh?"
"No," Jess somewhat reluctantly replied. "Mother left in Mrs. Dimock's
car ahead of us."
"An' you two walked, I s'pose? My, yez must be fond of walkin' all the
way from Glucom at this time of night. Fer the good of ye'r health, no
doubt. More Social Service idea, eh? I've heard of sich cases before.
Tildy used to be fond of walkin' before we was married. Said she liked
it, 'specially when a man was along."
"Don't make fun of us, daddy," Jess pleaded. "It is no time for joking
when mother may be lying injured somewhere along the road."
"She can't be between here an' town, or you'd have seen her," Abner
reasoned. "But mebbe yez didn't, fer there's a time in life when young
people are blind an' deaf, so I understand."
"Don't you think we had better go and look for mother?" Jess insisted.
"Oh, she'll turn up safe an' sound, never fear. Ye couldn't lose Tildy.
Anyway, if Mrs. Ikey's chafer has run away with her, he'll soon bring
her back. So git away to bed now, fer I'm most awful sleepy."
There was no more sleep, however, for Abner after the girls had left.
He was much concerned about his wife, and he lay there trying to imagine
what had happened to her. At length he rose, dressed, and went
downstairs. Closing the door between the kitchen and the dining-room, he
lighted the fire, and prepared a cup of coffee.
"I kin allus think better an' work better," he had often said, "when
I've had a cup of coffee. It's as stimulatin' to me as the yell of an
en-gine is to Jerry."
He next visited the trap he had set the previous evening, and a smile
overspread his face when he saw three large rats securely captured, and
vainly trying to escape.
"Good mornin', me beauties," he accosted. "How de yez like ye'r new
quarters? Rather cramped, I admit, but yez'll be a darn sight more
cramped than that before I'm through with yez. But if yez behave
ye'rselves as decent rats should, mebbe yez'll have fine new quarters
fer ye'r pranks, but not as wholesome, perhaps, as this hog-house."
He then went into his little workshop adjoining the woodhouse, and set
earnestly to work. The sun creeping in through the dust-covered window
found him giving the finishing touches to a stout tin-lined box.
"There, I guess that'll hold 'em," was his comment, as he stood and
viewed his handiwork. "Them holes ought to let in enough air to keep
'em alive an' in good fightin' condition. Now fer some fun."
Jess came downstairs early, and hearing a peculiar noise in the
workshop, went out to ascertain what was the matter. She was surprised
to see her father tieing a thick cord about a strong wooden box. He was
panting heavily, and the perspiration was streaming down his face. One
of his fingers was bleeding, and he was muttering a strange
conglomeration of words.
"For pity sakes! What are you doing?" Jess exclaimed. "And what have
you in that box?"
"Divils; that's what I've got."
"Devils!"
"Yep. Divils bottled up in rats. Three of 'em, an' they're straight
from hell."
"Oh, daddy, don't talk that way," Jess protested. "You make we shiver."
"Shiver, eh? Guess ye'd shiver in earnest if ye had one of them
critters at ye. Ye'd think there was a two-foot icicle slippin' down
ye'r spine. Look at that!" and Abner held out his damaged finger.
"What, did the rats do that?"
"Sure. Git me a rag, will ye, and tie it up? Then I must be off."
"Where are you going, daddy?"
"To look fer ye'r mother, of course."
"But where?"
"Guess I'll go to town first. I want to take them rats along. Mebbe
the Dimocks know somethin' about Tildy. They'll know, anyway, what's
happened to that chafer an' the car."
After the finger had been carefully bandaged, Abner went to the barn,
harnessed Jerry, hitched him to the wagon, and drove up to the back
door. Jess watched her father with considerable curiosity as he placed
the box in the bottom of the wagon.
"What in the world are you going to do with those rats?" she enquired.
"Jist a little tradin', that's all."
"But I never heard of people trading in rats, daddy."
"Ye didn't, eh? Well, this is jist an exchange of country rats fer town
rats, that's all. But, there, I must be off. Keep a sharp eye on them
kids when they wake, an' don't let 'em raise ructions. G'long, Jerry."
Abner made a record trip to town that morning. Having hitched his horse
to the usual post, and with the box under his arm, he sauntered into the
waiting-room, peered through the ticket-office window and saw the agent
reading _The Live Wire_.
"Say, Sam," he accosted, "are ye busy?"
"Not especially," was the reply. "What can I do for you, Mr. Andrews?"
"When does the express team go out, Sam?"
"Not until late this afternoon. Got something to send?"
"Sure. Jist see how much this'll cost, will ye?" and Abner motioned to
the box. "It's fer Lawyer Rackshaw."
"Why not drop it around there yourself, Mr. Andrews? It might not be
delivered until late, and, besides, you will save the express charge."
"Oh, the time don't signify. In fact I'd rather it got there a little
late. An' as fer the expense, that doesn't cut any ice."
When this matter had been settled, the agent looked curiously at Abner.
"How's your wife?" he enquired.
"Me wife! Ain't she all right? Why de ye ask?"
"Haven't you seen this morning's paper, Mr. Andrews?"
"Naw. But what's it sayin' now, I'd like to know?"
"Here it is," and Sam handed him his copy. "There, look at that. It
says that your wife met with an auto accident at Twin Creek while
running away from home with Isaac Dimock's chauffeur."
Abner's bronzed face turned a peculiar hue as he quickly seized the
paper and fixed his eyes upon the big staring headline:
"A SUSPICIOUS AFFAIR"
His hands trembled so violently that it was difficult for him to read.
Sam, watching, expected him to burst forth in wild language. In this,
however, he was mistaken, for when Abner had finished reading the
article, he folded up the paper and shoved it into his coat pocket.
"I'll pay ye fer this, Sam," and he threw down a coin as he spoke.
"Keep your money," the agent replied. "I'm through with it, anyway.
And say, Mr. Andrews," he continued, "I'm really sorry for you."
"I know ye are, Sam, an' I thank ye fer ye'r sympathy. Be sure an' send
that box this afternoon."
Without another word Abner turned and left the waiting-room. Sam
watched him from the window as he strode along the platform, and headed
up town.
"I wonder where he's bound for now?" he mused. "I wouldn't like to be
that chauffeur who ran away with his wife, nor the man who wrote that
article, for that matter. My, I never saw such a look upon any man's
face before. It sent the chills down my spine."
*CHAPTER XIII*
*THE JOY-RIDE*
The party was a complete revelation to Mrs. Andrews. She enjoyed herself
more than she had expected, and the time passed most pleasantly. It was
a wonderful change to her whose life for long years had been of a most
humdrum nature. The Dimocks exerted their utmost to make her feel
perfectly at her ease, and introduced her to several women of her own
age with whom she had delightful conversations.
But her greatest happiness was to watch Jess and Belle, and to note the
attention they received. They had plenty of admirers, but she
especially liked two young men who were agreeable to her, and talked in
such an affable and gentlemanly manner. But of the two, Thane Royden
was her choice. He was the young surveyor, so Jess laughingly
explained, who had tried to steal their gravel hill, and who had so
narrowly escaped a terrible death at her father's hands. He paid
special attention to Jess, and this met with Mrs. Andrews' silent
approval.
The other, Billy Lansing, centred his attention upon Belle, and
endeavored to keep her entirely to himself. But a girl of Belle's
disposition could not easily be cornered, and the fact that she was the
Attorney General's daughter made her in great demand. This was not at
all to Billy's liking, and he became sulky whenever Belle danced with
others. Billy was an auto agent, and had not been long at Glucom. But
during his short stay he had aroused considerable interest by his
fondness for parties, his boastful proclivities, and his fascination for
the fair sex.
As the night wore on, Mrs. Andrews became tired and longed to go home.
She said nothing to Jess, however, but the latter was quick to notice
the weary expression upon her mother's face, and felt it was her duty to
go home with her. But Mrs. Dimock would not listen to the idea of Jess
and Belle leaving at such an early hour, and suggested that Mrs. Andrews
should go alone.
"We have a most reliable chauffeur," she explained to Jess, "and he will
take good care of your mother. We have had him for only a week, but
have found him most trustworthy."
It did not take Mrs. Andrews long to get ready, and then she had to wait
about half an hour for the car to make its appearance. Mrs. Dimock was
surprised and apologized, however, for the delay, explaining that no
doubt the man had been asleep. When at length the auto arrived at the
front door, Jess accompanied her mother to the car and saw that she was
safe on board.
"Don't be too late in coming home," was Mrs. Andrews' parting
instruction. "I will leave the back door open. And see that you don't
let the cats in."
For about a mile the car sped smoothly on its way. Then it began to
gather speed, and at times surged dangerously near the ditch. Never had
Mrs. Andrews undergone such an experience. Auto-riding was a novel
sensation for her, anyway, and she had often remarked about the reckless
driving of so many people. But to be alone in the heart of night, on a
rough road, and with an unknown man in charge, was most disturbing. As
they sped forward, she clutched the side of the car with grim
desperation. Every bump lifted her clear of the seat, and so frequent
were the bumps that she was in the air most of the time. She was
terrified lest any minute she should be tossed out of the car among the
rocks by the side of the road.
Her only hope now lay in the near approach to her home. She accordingly
breathed a sigh of relief when the car, bounding around a curve in the
road, brought her in sight of the river gleaming silvery white beneath
the light of the rising moon.
Such a hope, however, was of short duration, for instead of the car
slowing up as it reached the Andrews' house, it increased in speed and
dashed by like a whirlwind. With a piercing scream Mrs. Andrews tried
to arrest the chauffeur's attention. But in vain. He paid no attention
to his agitated passenger, but bounced her more furiously than ever.
Mrs. Andrews was now certain that the driver was either drunk or mad,
and her consternation increased. She started to lean forward in an
effort to grasp the chauffeur by the shoulder, but no sooner did she
attempt to rise than she was flung in a confused heap against the side
of the car. And there she remained, clutching desperately at anything
on which she could lay her hands. She tried to think, but the wild
gyrations of the auto made any calm meditation out of the question.
Such was her position, which rendered her helpless and speechless. She
was at the mercy of a reckless driver, all the time being borne farther
and farther away from home. Uphill and down, and over long stretches of
level road the car raced, swaying and bounding more than ever, so the
unhappy woman thought.
So far Mrs. Andrews had sustained no serious injury. The bruises she had
received upon her hands and body were not noticed, owing to her intense
excitement. But when an extra heavy lurch pitched her violently against
the side of the car, her nose came into sudden contact with the door.
Fear was at once replaced by a burning anger, and with a spring, worthy
of a tigress, she was upon the chauffeur in an instant. With a
vise-like grip she seized him by the hair and jerked his head back so
violently that it was a wonder his neck was not broken. With a startled
yell the chauffeur released his right hand from the wheel and caught his
assailant by the wrist in a frantic attempt to tear away from the
tightening grip, while with the other he endeavored to steer the car.
But as his eyes were gazing skyward instead of along the road, this was
a most difficult performance.
The outcome of this would have been most disastrous had not the auto
just then struck a small newly-made bridge, heaped up with mud. It
reared suddenly astern, like a balky mule, and sent Mrs. Andrews forward
right on top of the chauffeur. Letting go his hair, she grabbed him
about the neck in a last desperate effort to save herself from
destruction. Half-choked and bewildered by this unexpected embrace, the
chauffeur attempted to keep the car in the middle of the road. He
succeeded in reducing the speed, but so excited did he become that his
nerve deserted him, with the result that the auto swerved suddenly into
a shallow ditch to the right, plowed its way through a mass of tangled
bushes, and crashed into a big tree.
All this happened so quickly that for a few seconds the chauffeur was
completely dazed. But it was otherwise with Mrs. Andrews. Her senses
were keenly alive, and her anger intense. She was now an antagonist of
no inferior metal. Leaping from the car, she seized a dead fir bough
lying near, and made for the chauffeur. The latter saw her coming, and
his senses suddenly returned. With a yell he bounded from the seat, and
started to spring from the auto. But in doing so his foot tripped, and
he plunged headlong among the mass of bushes. With hands and face
scratched, and clothes torn he made frantic efforts to extricate himself
from his painful and humiliating position. But no sooner did he lift
his head than he was furiously belabored by the angry woman standing
before him.
"For God's sake, let up!" he implored. "You'll kill me."
"Kill you, eh?" was the reply. "Isn't that what you tried to do to me!
Take that, and that, you villain."
"I was only in fun," the culprit explained, as he vainly attempted to
dodge the rain of blows.
"Fun! Queer fun, you brute. But it isn't such fun now, is it?"
The stick was again about to fall, when with a howl the chauffeur reeled
back, tore his way through the bushes, and reached the shelter of the
dark woods beyond. From here he watched the irate woman, fully
expecting her to follow. To him she seemed unusually large and menacing
as she stood there drawn to her full height, the stick still in her
hand, and her eyes searching the darkness of the forest.
For about a minute she remained in this position, though it seemed much
longer to the trembling chauffeur. At length she turned and looked up
and down the road. Hesitating only for an instant, she moved swiftly
away, clutching the stick more firmly than ever, so as to be ready for
any emergency.
Not until the chauffeur was certain that she was some distance away did
he venture forth. Going cautiously to the auto, he brought from beneath
the seat a half-drained bottle of whiskey. Holding it up in his hand,
he looked in the direction Mrs. Andrews had taken.
"Here's to ye'r health, ye old she-cat, an' may the devil take me quick
if I ever try to play any pranks upon the likes of you again."
Placing the flask to his lips, he drained the contents with much relish,
and with a curse hurled the bottle among the trees. Then curling
himself up in the back seat, and pulling over his body a heavy robe, in
a few minutes he was fast asleep.
*CHAPTER XIV*
*SURPRISED AT HERSELF*
After the chauffeur's ignominious retreat Mrs. Andrews was uncertain
what to do. The place was strange to her, and she had no idea how far
she was from home. She looked up and down the road, but not a sign of a
human habitation could she behold. The only spark of hope was a break
in the forest a short distance ahead, and thinking that there might be a
house near, she hastened forward. She had not advanced far when a light
to the left attracted her attention. This was encouraging, so keeping
steadily on, she ere long reached a gateway. The light came from a
house over in a cleared field, and with this to guide her she soon
reached the building and rapped upon the door. It was opened by a
woman, who stared in amazement at the night visitor. A slight cry of
fear also escaped her lips, for Mrs. Andrews presented a somewhat
formidable appearance. Her hat was lop-sided, her hair dishevelled, her
clothes covered with dust, and her face strained and defiant.
"Who are you, and what do you want?" the woman in the door asked.
"I want the police," was the curt reply.
"The police!"
"Yes. An attempt has been made upon my life, and I only barely escaped.
Oh, it was terrible!"
"Isn't that awful!" and the woman held up her hands in fear, at the same
time glancing anxiously around. "But there are no policemen here."
"I know that. But isn't there a telephone somewhere near? I must send
word to town at once and have that villain arrested."
"We have a telephone at our store," the woman explained. "My husband
would phone for you, if he knew about your trouble."
"Don't you live here?".
"Oh, no. I live about half a mile up the road."
"Well, then, go at once and phone for the police," Mrs. Andrews ordered.
"I can't do that very well now," was the reply. "I'm looking after a
sick woman, and it would not do for me to leave."
"A sick woman! Here?"
"Yes. It's Mrs. Denton, poor soul. She's had a hard time of late, and
the strain has been too much for her, and so she took to her bed last
week. The women around here have taken turns staying with her. I do
not know what will become of her."
"Is she very ill?" Mrs. Andrews asked.
"I'm afraid so. It is a nervous breakdown. I am going to take two of
the children for a while, but what will happen to the other three the
Lord only knows. But dear me, I've been keeping you standing here all
this time. Come in and rest yourself, for you must be tired out after
your trying experience."
The room into which Mrs. Andrews was ushered was the kitchen. It was
spotlessly clean, and a fire was burning in the stove.
"She's in there," the woman whispered, pointing to a door on the left.
"The children are upstairs."
Mrs. Andrews at once removed her hat, arranged her dishevelled hair, and
brushed some of the dust from her dress. When she had accomplished
this, she announced her intention of remaining with the patient.
"But I don't mind staying," the woman informed her.
"Perhaps not, but I want you to go and phone to the police. Tell them
that Isaac Dimock's chauffeur ran away with Mrs. Abner Andrews, of Ash
Point, and nearly killed her by running the auto into a ditch. You will
do that, won't you? I hope it will not be too much trouble."
"Oh, I don't mind going," the woman replied.
"But----" Here she hesitated, and lowered her voice as she glanced
toward the bedroom. "I don't like to leave her."
"Can't I look after her as well as you?" Mrs. Andrews asked.
"Perhaps so. But you might not altogether understand her. She's
greatly worried about her children, and she's afraid they'll starve.
It's necessary to keep cheering her up and telling her that they'll be
all right."
"H'm, I guess you can leave that to me," Mrs. Andrews replied. "I'm
used to odd people, so you go along and telephone for the police. I
don't want that rascal to escape."
The woman at once obeyed, and when she returned several hours later it
was broad daylight. She was surprised to find Mrs. Denton asleep, and
Mrs. Andrews preparing breakfast for the children.
"How did you do it?" she asked, as she peeked into the bedroom.
"Do what?"
"Get her to sleep?"
"Oh, that was no trouble. I simply told her that her children would be
all right; that you were to take two and that I would be responsible for
the others."
"What! Do you mean to take three?"
"Certainly. What else is there to do? I shall look after them until
some other arrangement is made. You phoned to the police, I suppose?"
"Yes, and they said the matter would be attended to at once."
"That is good," and Mrs. Andrews gave a sigh of relief. "I must go home
now, and I wish to take these children with me. Is there anyone you can
get to drive us?"
"My husband will," the woman replied. "He is going to town right after
dinner, and will be glad to take you and the children along."
During the rest of the morning Mrs. Andrews found plenty to do in
tending the sick woman and looking after the children. Nevertheless,
the time passed all too slowly. She was anxious to get home, and yet
she dreaded going back with the little ones. She wondered what Abner
would say. She knew very well what she would have said had he done such
a thing. She was really surprised at herself, and almost repented of
her hasty action as she sat silently in the waggon that afternoon.
Where would she put the children to sleep? Where was the food to come
from for such an increase in the family? For months there had just been
herself and Abner, and they had lived very simply. Since Belle's
arrival they had fared more sumptuously than ever before. But now with
three extra mouths to feed, making seven in all to provide for, it would
mean a hard struggle. "I have been a fool," she told herself, "and have
let my heart run away with my head."
It seemed a long time to Mrs. Andrews before she reached home. When the
team at last stopped in front of the house she was surprised to see two
little boys perched upon the limb of an apple-tree near the back door.
Who could they be, and what were they doing there? Her attention was
diverted by the sudden appearance of Jess and Belle from the house, who
bore down upon her, and bombarded her with a stream of questions before
she had time to alight from the waggon.
"For pity sakes! Give me time to breathe," Mrs. Andrews gasped. "It
will take me a whole day to answer all your questions. Come, help these
boys down."
Instead of at once obeying, Jess and Belle looked at each, other in
consternation. Then they stared at the children.
"What's the matter?" Mrs. Andrews demanded. "Haven't you ever seen boys
before? They won't bite."
"Whose are they?" Jess found voice to ask.
"They're ours now; that is, for a time, anyway."
"And are we to keep them, mother?"
"Certainly; until Mrs. Denton gets better."
"But we have two already," and Jess turned and looked toward the lads
perched upon the apple-tree.
Mrs. Andrews also looked, and it was upon her face that an expression of
consternation now appeared. Intuitively she realized that something
unusual had taken place during her absence.
"Are they here to stay?" she demanded.
"It seems so," Jess replied.
"Where's your father?"
"He left home this morning in search of you, and we haven't seen him
since."
For a few minutes Mrs. Andrews sat perfectly still, staring straight
before her. Then she roused to action, sprang from the waggon and
fairly dragged down the children. Thanking the driver for his kindness,
she headed straight toward the house without once looking back. Jess
and Belle rounded up the boys and marched them to the back door. By
this time the two urchins of the night were down from the tree, eager to
make friends with the new-comers. Leaving the five in the yard, the
girls followed Mrs. Andrews into the house. Seating herself upon a
chair in the kitchen, the troubled woman began to fan herself furiously
with a copy of _The Family Herald and Weekly Star_. Her face was a
study. An expression of anger and consternation was depicted there, her
lips quivered and she was evidently making a great effort to control
herself. Seeing this, Jess' sympathy was aroused, and stepping quickly
forward, she placed her arms lovingly about her mother's neck.
"There, mother dear," she soothed, "don't feel so badly. There has been
some mistake, I am sure."
"Mistake! How could there be any mistake? Your father must have
planned to bring these boys here while I was away."
"Oh, no, he didn't," Jess explained. "They dropped upon him last
night." Then she related the story as her father had told it to her the
night before.
Mrs. Andrews said nothing for a while when Jess was through, but sat
lost in thought.
"I wonder why Abner hasn't come back," she at length remarked. "He has
had plenty of time to hunt for me all over town."
"Perhaps he is afraid to come," Jess suggested.
"Afraid to come!" Mrs. Andrews exclaimed in astonishment.
"Yes, afraid of what you might say."
"Oh, I see," and Mrs. Andrews looked meaningly at her daughter. "I
guess we're quits, then, for I was really afraid to meet him."
A merry ringing laugh from Belle followed this candid confession. The
humorous side of the situation had appealed to her from the moment of
Mrs. Andrews' arrival with the three boys. There was nothing tragic
about it to her, as she had no idea of the straitened circumstances of
the Andrews' household. It had never dawned upon her what a struggle
Mr. and Mrs. Andrews had made to eke out a precarious living from their
gravel hill of a farm, and to keep Jess at the Seminary. Had she known
this, and what an addition of five children would mean, she would have
seen nothing amusing in the situation. It was as well, however, that
she did not know at this critical moment, for her merriment dispelled
the clouds, causing Jess to laugh, and the semblance of a smile to lurk
about the corners of Mrs. Andrews' mouth.
"Well, I never!" the latter declared. "I believe that's just what's
keeping Abner away. I always knew he was afraid of my tongue, but I
never imagined it would cause him to run away from home."
"And were you really afraid to come home, mother?" Jess laughingly
asked.
"Oh, of course not afraid. Though I must confess I had serious qualms
of conscience as to what I had done. You see, when I promised Mrs.
Denton to take the children I let my heart run away with my head."
"What do you mean, mother?"
"Well, I should have carefully considered what we should do with the
boys, where we could put them to sleep, for instance. Perhaps it would
have been better if I had come home first and talked the matter over."
"It's lucky you didn't, mother. You never would have brought those boys
had you known there were two here already, would you?"
"Certainly not. But now that we have five on our hands where in the
world are we to put them? That's what I want to know."
"Why not let them sleep out in the woodshed?" Jess suggested.
"In the woodshed! That would never do."
"And why not? There is plenty of room there near the kitchen, and it is
clean and neat. It is just the place for them this warm weather."
"But we haven't enough beds for them all."
"Let them sleep on the floor; they will think it great fun. Then when
daddy comes home he can fix up little canvas bunks for them. He will
know the kind I mean."
"And would you let them sleep there all alone?"
"We can take turns sleeping out there with them. That sofa behind you
will make a most comfortable bed. Oh, I think it will be great, don't
you, Belle?"
"Indeed, I do," was the enthusiastic reply. "Why, it's just like a
story, though much better, for this is the real thing."
"Well, I suppose there is nothing else to do," and Mrs. Andrews gave a
deep sigh. "We might as well get to work at once, as it will be supper
time before we know where we are. I wish to goodness Abner would come
home."
In a remarkably short time that part of the woodshed near the kitchen
was made ready. Boxes and barrels were moved, and beds spread down upon
the floor.
"There, I guess that is the finish," Jess declared, when the sofa had
been brought from the kitchen. "I shall sleep like a babe on that
to-night."
"Not to-night," her mother informed her. "I intend to take the first
turn, as I want to see for myself how the youngsters behave."
"And you won't be afraid, mother?"
"Afraid! Did you ever hear of me being afraid? Of course, I shall
fasten the door securely, and I'd like to see anyone try to get in
through that opening there. I've told Abner over and over again to fix
in that window which was blown out by that big gale last fall. But
maybe it's just as well as it is, for it will let in plenty of air,
which no doubt we'll need. I hope to goodness you gave those
street-Arabs a special scrubbing, Jess?"
"Yes, I tubbed them thoroughly this morning, and they certainly needed
it."
"And did you change everything on your bed?"
"Indeed I did, and the clothes are all out on the line yet."
"I looked after the 'sudden' night-gowns myself," Belle laughingly
remarked.
"Sudden night-gowns!" Mrs. Andrews repeated. "What do you mean?"
"Why, they were sudden, were they not? From pillow-slips to night-gowns
in a minute was rather a quick change, I should say. It was the finest
piece of conjuring I have ever seen," and in a few words she explained
what Abner had done.
"Oh, my poor pillow-slips!" and Mrs. Andrews sighed. "But, then, it
might have been much worse. You can never tell what Abner will do when
he starts on the rampage. I wonder where he can be."
The boys had been very busy playing that afternoon, and were thoroughly
tired when summoned to bed. They were delighted at the idea of sleeping
on the floor, and considered it great fun. While Jess and Belle looked
after their welfare Mrs. Andrews milked the two cows, and attended to
the milk, after which she fed the pigs, and fastened up the hens and
chickens. She was very tired after her trying experiences and the
sleepless night at Mrs. Denton's. In fact, she could have slept
anywhere, "even on a fence-pole without once rolling off," she informed
the girls as she bade them good-night. Trying the door to see that it
was securely fastened, and glancing at the two pails filled with water
near at hand, she blew out the light, and laid herself down upon the
sofa.
*CHAPTER XV*
*COUNTRY RATS*
Lawyer Rackshaw was in such an excellent frame of mind that he invited
Henry Whittles to spend an evening with him at his office. This was
something unusual, and as the two men sat down to a friendly game of
poker, Whittles wondered what scheme the lawyer had in his mind. That
there was some object he was quite sure, as Rackshaw never did anything
out of the ordinary unless for some definite purpose.
It was a cozy room, comfortably furnished, clean and neat. A large
greyhound lay at his master's feet, with his nose between his paws.
"Do you always bring that dog with you?" Whittles asked, as he shuffled
the cards.
"Only at night," the lawyer replied as he looked down fondly upon the
fine brute. "I like to have him along then--for company."
"For fear of what your enemies might do, eh?" and Whittles smiled
somewhat knowingly.
"Well, perhaps you're right. Pedro never has his supper before he comes
here, as I am always expecting him to get a good meal before he gets
home."
"One of your special enemies, I suppose."
"Sure."
"Has he eaten any yet?"
"Not a d--n one, though I expect he'll have a meal before long."
"To-night?"
"Oh, no," and the lawyer chuckled as he threw down a card. "The meal's
in cold storage to-night as far as I know. But, then, one can never
tell."
"Cold storage!" and Whittles' eyes opened wide as he paused in his play.
"Yes, in cold storage. Or, to be more exact, in jail. That's where the
special meal is to-night."
"In jail! Why, man, what do you mean? Who's in jail?"
"Ho, ho! That's one on you, Hen, isn't it? Didn't know why I invited
you here to-night, did you?"
"No; couldn't guess. Thought it must be something special, though."
"So it is, and I expected to have something special to drink, too.
Confound that express company! It's as slow as cold molasses. I
ordered something good for to-night, and it was to have been here before
this."
"Going to drink the health of your special friends, are you?" Whittles
queried, looking quizzically at the lawyer.
"To one friend only to-night, Hen. He's our mutual friend--a friend
that sticketh closer than a brother, as the Good Book says, and whose
tongue is as sharp as a razor, and stings like a hornet. That's the
friend whose health we are going to drink to-night."
"I know of only one person who answers to your description," Whittles
replied, "and that's Abner Andrews, of Ash Point. But he's no friend of
ours."
"You're mistaken, Hen. He's my special friend, and yours, too, for that
matter."
"Mine! H'm I guess you're astray there."
"Not at all. Didn't he offer a thousand dollars for that Orphanage?"
"A thousand be hanged! He offered it, but that's as far as it goes.
He'll never pay a cent."
"Won't he? Well, we'll see about that. Anyway, he's got two kids at
his home now. I sent them there last night so that he could start the
Orphanage at once at Ash Point."
"You did!"
"Yes, and sent a note along, asking him how he liked town rats. My,
they were a tough pair of youngsters, about as dirty as you'll find
anywhere. 'Sloppy' Sue's kids, you know."
"Ho, ho, that's a good one," Whittles roared. "Have you heard from
Abner since?"
"Sure. He did me a great favor this morning, and that's why I'm so
friendly to him now."
"What did he do?"
"Walked into the office of _The Live Wire_, and smashed up Joe Preston
so badly that he's in the hospital now getting patched up."
Whittles' eyes fairly started out of his head at this astounding piece
of news, and he dropped his cards upon the table.
"What was it all about?" he at length found voice to ask.
"Oh, merely over that article in the paper about Mrs. Andrews running
away with Ikey Dimock's chauffeur. I got the news from the police
station late last night, and phoned it to the _Wire_. I knew that Joe
would make the most of it, and get something in return. I'm mighty glad
he did, for he's been very bumptious of late, and has rapped me pretty
hard. Abner's saved me a nasty job."
"He did? Well, I declare!"
"Yes, and Abner's in jail, repenting, no doubt."
"Repenting? Not a bit of it. He's raging like a caged lion, if I'm not
mistaken. My, how I'd like to have seen him at Joe. I've had no love
for that fellow since he wrote that nasty skit about me last year. Did
he put up much of a fight?"
"Who? Abner?"
"No; Joe."
"He tried to, so I heard, but he hadn't the ghost of a chance against
that farmer giant. He came into the office, stuck a copy of the _Wire_
before Joe's nose, and asked him if he had written that article about
his wife. Joe got mad, blazed up, and consigned Abner to the hot place."
"Good Lord!" Whittles gasped. "Joe must have been crazy."
"If he wasn't crazy then, he was a few minutes later. Tom, the office
boy, said it was terrible. Abner gave a roar like thunder and sailed
into Joe. When the police arrived there wasn't much of Joe left,
according to Tom. He was unconscious, and the office was badly damaged."
"Did the police have any trouble with Abner?" Whittles asked almost
breathlessly.
"No, I guess not. He went like a lamb, though Tom said he had a wild
look in his eyes."
Whittles suddenly gasped; his face turned deathly pale, and his hands
trembled.
"What's wrong, Hen?" the lawyer asked, noting his companion's agitation.
"I didn't know you were subject to nervous trouble. This story has
upset you a bit. You need a stimulant. Why in thunder doesn't that
express team show up!"
"Say, Tom," and Whittles leaned over the table, "suppose it had been you
or me instead of Joe?"
"You or me! What do you mean?"
"Abner loves us about as much as he loved Joe this morning, doesn't he?"
"Oh, I see," and the lawyer rubbed his chin in a thoughtful manner. "I
never thought of that."
"I know you didn't. Now, suppose Abner gets out of jail and learns who
gave Joe that information, what then?"
Rackshaw shifted somewhat uneasily in his chair, and glanced down at the
dog. Then he laughed and picked up the cards he had dropped upon the
table.
"I guess Abner won't do any more of his wild stunts for a while," he
remarked. "He's in deep enough water now. He'll need a lawyer to
defend him, and I'm the only one in town."
"He won't come to you."
"Just you wait. He's in a trap and knows very well that I can get him
out; that is, if I want to."
"Want to! Won't you want to get him out? Won't you do everything for
him that you can if he engages you to defend him?"
"That all depends. If he comes to me I'll do all I can under certain
conditions."
"What are the conditions?"
The lawyer bit savagely at his cigar, but offered no explanation.
"D--n that express team!" he growled. "What can have happened to it?"
"Abner can't afford to engage a lawyer, can he?" Whittles asked, noting
Rackshaw's silence.
"Why not?"
"He hasn't any way of paying, has he?"
"He hasn't? What about his farm?"
"Farm! Why, that's nothing but a bed of gravel. I wouldn't have it as a
gift."
"You wouldn't, eh? But suppose the Government should want that same bed
of gravel for ballast, what then?"
Whittles' eyes opened wide, and he looked enquiringly at the lawyer.
Light was beginning to dawn upon his mind.
"Oh, I see your game, now," he at length replied. "You hope to get the
farm, and turn it over to the Government?"
"Yes, that's just what I expect to do."
"But you'll never do it."
"I won't? And why not?"
"Abner'll not engage you to defend him. He has little use for you, and
you should know by this time what a cranky cuss he is."
"Well, if he won't engage me, I shall take up Joe's case."
"Do what?"
"Didn't you hear what I said? I'll defend Joe."
"But how can you? You love Joe about as much as you do Abner."
"H'm, that's all right. Joe doesn't know what I think of him. And I
guess you've got to learn a few things yet, Hen. You're not as sharp as
I thought you were. But, say, here's the express team, now."
The next instant the door was pushed open, and a fair-sized box was
handed to the lawyer.
"What do you mean by being so late?" the latter demanded of the
expressman.
"Couldn't help it, sir," was the reply. "I'm all mixed up to-night.
There's only one team on the road."
Rackshaw carried the box to the table, cut the strings, and tore away
the paper wrapping. Then he turned to his desk and produced a hammer.
"Down, Pedro," he ordered, as the dog began to sniff excitedly at the
box. "Surely you're not thirsty, too."
"Following his master's example, eh?" Whittles smilingly queried.
"Queer box, that."
"Queer! I should say so," the lawyer growled, as he began to pry up the
cover. "I never got a box like this before. Down, Pedro, I say.
What's the matter with the dog, anyway? He's half crazy."
Scarcely had he finished speaking when a portion of the cover came off,
and at once a big gray rat leaped full into the lawyer's startled face.
With a yell of fright Rackshaw let go the box, dropped the hammer, and
staggered back. Trying to recover himself, he came into sudden contact
with the dog and was hurled over a chair full length upon the floor. He
endeavored to get up, and had reached a sitting position when Pedro
again landed on him like a catapult. Had a cyclone burst upon that room
the confusion could not have been more appalling. Frantic squeals of
terrified rats and the snapping yelps of the pursuing dog mingled with
the crash of falling chairs and tables. It was, as the lawyer
afterwards expressed it, "hell let loose."
When Rackshaw was at length able to crawl to his knees he looked around
the disordered room. Pedro was still cavorting here and there, first
after one rat and then another. Whittles was nowhere to be seen.
"Hen, where are you?" the lawyer called.
A groan from beneath one of the tables was the only response.
"Are you hurt, Hen?"
"Dying," was the feeble reply. "For God's sake, call off that dog!"
To "call off the dog" was easier to order than to do. Rackshaw staggered
to his feet, and shouted wildly to the excited brute. But the louder he
called, and the more furiously he swore, the more frantic did the
greyhound become. The rats had turned his brain, and he was a crazy
fool. Around and around the room he dashed, clearing chairs and tables
with great bounds, but not a rat could he catch.
Rackshaw started for the door. If he could get it open it would give
the rats an avenue of escape. He was but part way across the room when
Pedro, attempting to pass through the legs of an overturned chair, stuck
fast. With a howl he tried to extricate himself, but in vain. He had
now something more than rats to think of, and furiously he threshed from
side to side, breaking chairs, and damaging everything with which he
came into contact.
The lawyer was now desperate. The perspiration poured down his face,
while the shouts and curses he hurled at the dog were of no avail. With
a savage yank he tore open the door, and the dog, catching sight of the
opening, bounded for it like a tank going into battle.
It so happened that just at this critical moment the expressman had
stepped to the door, carrying in his hands the long-expected box which
he had overlooked. He saw the grotesque object bounding toward him, and
before he had time to move aside, Pedro, now dragging the battered
chair, dashed full upon him. With a yell of terror, he fell backwards,
dropping as he did so the precious box upon the pavement. There was a
sudden crash of bottles, and a liberal flow of spirits such as the town
had never before known.
Half dazed, the expressman sat upon the sidewalk, and viewed the
shattered box lying in the path of light from the open door. The lawyer
approached and stood over the bewildered man.
"What's the meaning of all this?" he demanded.
"Meaning!" the man replied, rubbing his bruised right shoulder. "Why do
you ask me? What's on here to-night, anyway? A menagerie, or a
wild-west show?"
"Get up, and explain why you brought that box of rats here," Rackshaw
ordered, ignoring the other's question.
"Rats! Brought rats here! I don't understand."
"Yes, rats. That first box you brought was full of rats; big rats, gray
rats and all kinds of rats. They've turned hell loose in there."
"Good Lord!" the expressman gasped, as he leaned over to obtain a better
view of the office. "Did the rats do that?"
"Indeed they did."
"And was that one of them that knocked me down?"
"Get up," Rackshaw commanded. "What's the matter with you? Did you
ever see a rat the size of that? Don't you know a dog when you see it?"
"A dog! Good heavens! But you said something about rats."
"So I did, and you should know something about them, too. You left a
box here full of rats, and when I opened it the devils came out and
turned my dog's brain. Look at that room there. Isn't it a great mess?
Somebody'll have a nice bill to pay. Where in h--l did you get that
box, anyway?"
"Where I got the rest, of course. I didn't know it was full of rats.
But that wouldn't have made any difference. It's not my business to
know what the things are which I deliver. Guess you'll have to enquire
elsewhere."
The expressman rose slowly to his feet, and again rubbed his shoulder.
"Darn it!" he growled. "I'm going to sue for damages, see if I don't.
If a man can't attend to his business without being half-killed by a mad
dog, with a pile of furniture on his back, it's a strange thing."
Rackshaw stood and watched him as he climbed up into his waggon, and
drove off, grumbling and vowing vengeance upon everybody in general.
Then he turned and re-entered the building. He found Whittles sitting
on the floor, propped up against the office desk. His hair and clothes
were dishevelled, and his face was expressive of his deep misery.
"Oh, you've come back, have you?" he meaningly queried.
"Sure. Did you think I had run away?"
"I couldn't tell. I don't know what to expect next. Is that raging
devil gone yet?"
"What, the dog?"
"Yes."
"And the rats? Oh!" Whittles' body shivered.
"I guess they've gone, too. I don't see any of them. But get up and act
like a man."
"I'm nearly dead," Whittles wailed. "I'm sure I'll never get over this.
I'm all shaken to pieces, and I believe some of my bones are broken."
"Nonsense," the lawyer chided. "Get up, I say, and don't be a fool."
"Give me a drop to steady my nerves," Whittles implored. "The
expressman brought the stuff at last, didn't he?"
"You'll have to lick it up off the sidewalk, then."
"What! Was it all lost? Wasn't there a little saved?"
"Not a drop. But get up. You're head's turned topsy-turvy."
"And everything else as far as I can see. Look at the mess this room is
in. Isn't it a fright! Where do you suppose the rats came from?"
The lawyer made no reply, but picked up the box lying upon the floor,
and examined it carefully. Inside he found a small thin piece of wood
containing the following scrawl:
"These are country rats. What do you think of them?"
He stood for a few seconds, staring at these words. Then the light of
understanding flashed upon his mind, and with an oath he tossed the chip
to Whittles.
"Read that," he ordered. "It will explain matters."
A puzzled expression overspread Whittles' face as he read the writing.
"Don't you understand it?" Rackshaw asked.
"Blamed if I do," and Whittles scratched his head, as he again studied
the words. "Who would want to send rats to you, of all men?"
"Wouldn't the man who got my 'city rats'?"
"What, not Abner Andrews!"
"And why not?"
"Sure, sure; I might have known."
"Known what?"
"That you couldn't get ahead of him. He'll get more than even every
time. It's the touch of Abner, all right. You might have known what a
dangerous cuss he is, the old devil. Rats! Well, I declare! Ugh!"
*CHAPTER XVI*
*IN THE KLINK*
The police court room of Glucom was seldom a busy place, and as a rule
the police magistrate had little to do. A few drunks generally made up
the list for the week, with an occasional family "affair" to add a
little spice of excitement. It was, therefore, a welcome relief to the
monotony when Abner Andrews was brought into court, and charged with
assault upon the Editor of _The Live Wire_.
Abner felt keenly the position in which he was placed as he stood in the
dock and listened to the words of the sergeant who had arrested him. He
realized how serious was the nature of the charge against him, and he
clutched the rail of the dock firmly with both hands and carefully
studied the face of the magistrate. He did not regret what he had done,
neither was he much concerned about himself. It was of those at home he
thought, for he knew how badly they would feel, and how they would worry
when they heard of his arrest. He was anxious, too, about his wife. He
surmised that something unusual had happened to her, otherwise that
scurrilous article would not have appeared in the paper.
"You have heard the charge, Mr. Andrews?" It was the magistrate now
speaking. "Do you plead 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'?"
"Not guilty, ye'r Honor," was the prompt reply.
"Not guilty!" the magistrate repeated in surprise. "Why do you say that?
Didn't you make an assault upon Joseph Preston this morning?"
"Ye bet I did, and gave him a lickin' he won't fergit to the end of his
days."
"Well, then, if you acknowledge all that, why do you plead 'Not
guilty'?"
"But I'm not guilty. I don't feel one bit guilty. My conscience doesn't
bother me any more'n if I'd beat up a skunk that was after my chickens.
Joe got jist what was comin' to him. Somebody had to do it sooner or
later, and that's all there is about it."
If it had been anyone else than Aimer Andrews the magistrate would have
remanded him at once. But in truth he felt a certain sympathy for the
prisoner, as he well knew that Joe Preston had merely received a just
punishment. He himself had often mentally vowed vengeance upon the
editor for his mean attacks upon him as police magistrate. But he had
the dignity of his position to maintain, and it would not do for him to
give expression to his feelings, especially in the court room, of all
places.
"Did you not take a mean advantage of Mr. Preston?" he presently asked.
"You gave him no chance, so I understand, but sprang upon him and hit
him while he was sitting at his desk. Wasn't that rather a mean thing
to do?"
"Mean! Isn't there different ways of hittin', ye'r Honor? Some hit
with their eyes, an' some with their tongues. But Joe Preston hits with
that dirty sheet of his."
"And you hit with your fists, eh?"
"I sartinly do when it's necessary."
"They get you into a lot of trouble, don't they?"
"Mebbe so. But they save me from a darn lot of trouble, too. I'm
nat'rally a man of peace, an' mind me own bizness, but when a critter
like Joe Preston hits me a mean, nasty cut below the belt, well, he
won't do it no more. It saves one from doin' it to others, that's all."
The magistrate stroked his chin as he thoughtfully mused for a few
seconds. He was thinking of a story he would have to tell his wife when
he went home to dinner.
"But why did you take matters into your own hands?" he asked. "You
might have brought in an action for libel and receive damages."
"Receive damages! Good Lord! That's what I was afraid of. If I'd gone
to law with Joe Preston I wouldn't have had a ghost of a chance, an' you
know it. So that's why I was anxious fer Joe to receive all the damages
straight from my shoulder, an' with my special compliments. He's
welcome to sich damages, an' I guess they're the only kind he
understands."
"Perhaps your damages are yet to come," was the magistrate's reminder.
"Mr. Preston is not likely to forget the injuries he has received, that
is, providing he recovers."
A startled expression came into Abner's eyes at these words.
"Won't he recover?" he asked. "He's not as bad as that, is he?"
"The doctors are not certain, so I understand. Preston received a nasty
blow on the head when he fell against the desk. If he doesn't get
better it will go hard with you. But there, I guess that is all for
to-day. I shall have to remand you. I am sorry, but I cannot help it."
"Surely ye'r not goin' to send me back to that hole agin, are ye?" Abner
anxiously asked. "Why it's not a fit place fer a dog, let alone a human
bein'. There's a drunken brute in the cell next to mine who's cuttin'
up pretty lively."
"I can't help it, Mr. Andrews. You'll have to stay there unless you get
someone to bail you out."
"Bail me out! Good heavens! De ye think I'm a leaky old boat, or a
tub, an' need to be baled out?"
"It's not that kind I mean," the magistrate explained. He would have
another good story to tell his wife.
"Well, then, ye must think I've got water on the brain, or I'm a
bloomin' watered-stock company."
"I guess you know what I mean," and the magistrate smiled. "You're not
so thick-headed as you try to make out."
"I ought to be pretty thick-headed, ye'r Honor. Wouldn't anyone be that
way with more'n a dozen heads on his shoulders?"
"A dozen heads!"
"Sure. Sometimes I'm Abner Andrews, of Ash Pint, an' agin I'm old Baron
Rothschild, the Dook of Wellington, or some other guy. I guess I was
the Dook all right when I walked over Joe Preston, though now I feel
like old Boney Part when he was on that Island."
The magistrate looked curiously at the prisoner.
"Don't you often get mixed up?" he asked.
"Should say so. I'm never jist sure who I am. It gives me a lot of
trouble."
"Well, if that's the way you feel, Mr. Andrews, I think the proper place
for you to be is the lunatic asylum and not here. Anyway, we've got you
now, and so must keep you for a while. Sergeant, you may take the
prisoner down," he added, turning to the officer who had been standing
quietly by during this interview.
During the rest of the morning Abner paced up and down the room
adjoining his cell. He knew very well how people would regard his
imprisonment and how most of them would say it served him right. He
wondered how long he would have to stay in that hole. He had not the
remotest hope of getting out on bail, for he knew of no one interested
in his welfare who was able to put up the money whatever it might be.
He thought, too, of Joe Preston. Suppose the man should die, what then?
He would be tried for murder, perhaps convicted, and he would be either
hung or given a life-sentence in the penitentiary. The perspiration
stood out in beads on his forehead as he thought of this, and it was a
relief when the jailer brought him his dinner of bread and water.
"Is that the best this hotel kin afford?" he demanded, as he took the
mean meal.
"Hotel! This is no hotel," was the curt reply. "This is the Klink, and
that's the food fer birds that come here. It's more'n they deserve,
too."
Abner stepped up close to, the iron grate, and looked fiercely at the
jailor.
"De ye know who I am?" he roared.
"H'm, I have a pretty good idea."
"Ye think ye do, ye old goat. But I guess ye'r mistaken. I'm a public
benefactor, that's what I am."
"A public benefactor!"
"Sure. I did what many in this town were too cowardly to do. I gave
Joe Preston the lickin' he desarved, an' this is the way I'm treated fer
it. I can't eat this dry stuff. Hurry up an' bring me a piece of roast
chicken, with all the fixin's an' some plum puddin', an' don't fergit
the cigars, either. Them's the things fer a public benefactor."
Abner chuckled to himself as the jailor ambled away.
"They'll think I'm luney, fer sure, the magistrate, an' the hull dang
bunch, an' mebbe they'll not be fer astray. What's the use of bein' a
public benefactor if ye've got to eat this stuff?" He glanced at the
bread he was holding in his hands. "Ugh! What trash! Heavy as lead,
soggy, an' sure death. Well, I'm not goin' to commit suicide yit a
while. The rats kin if they want to."
Tossing the bread into a corner of the room, he went into his narrow
cell, and stretched himself out upon his hard rough cot.
"Might as well take life easy," he soliloquized. "What's the use of
worryin', anyway. Guess a nap'll do me good."
He had no intention of sleeping and was quite surprised when he at
length opened his eyes and saw a young man standing by his side.
"Where in h--l am I?" the visitor unceremoniously asked.
Abner looked curiously at the man without replying. He noted his
bloodshot eyes, unshaven, haggard face, unkempt hair, and dirty,
dishevelled clothes.
"Are you deaf?" the fellow demanded. "Didn't you hear what I said?"
"Oh, yes, I heard, all right," Abner drawled. "But I was merely tryin'
to figger out what part of the hot place you've jist come from."
The wild-eyed youth emitted a hoarse mirthless laugh. "I certainly have
come from a hot place, the hottest I ever struck."
"Well, ye don't tell! Ye sartinly look it. Run up aginst somethin'
pretty hard, eh?"
"Should say so. Greatest ever. A hen, a real livin' hen in the shape
of a woman; that's what it was."
"My, my," Abner commented, now becoming much interested. "An' de ye
consider ye'rself a man to be knocked out by sich a critter?"
"But you should have seen her. My G--d, it was awful! When she caught
me by the hair with both hands, and pulled with all her might, I was
sure my neck would be broken or my head would come off.
"That sartinly was some doin's, young man."
"Indeed it was, ye bet ye'r boots. And when she added her
blood-curdling screeches to her claws, I thought for sure a whole bunch
of wild cats was on my back."
"Look here, young man," Abner remarked, rousing to a sitting position.
"You've had the D.T.'s; that's what's wrong with you. Guess ye've been
seein' things."
"But it's Gospel truth, I tell you," the other insisted. "It was only
last night, when I was taking a joy-ride in Dimock's car that it
happened. I only meant a little fun at the old hen's expense, but,
Lord! it proved the other way round."
The mention of Dimock's car made Abner fully alert, and in an instant he
surmised that this was the chauffeur who had run away with his wife.
His first feeling was one of anger, accompanied by a strong impulse to
give the fellow a threshing. He banished this idea, however, as another
method of punishment flashed upon his mind.
"So ye got more'n ye looked fer, eh?" he at length queried.
"Should say so. I didn't expect to find such a wild cat in that old
hen."
"Easy, go easy there," Abner warned, as he slowly doubled up his fists.
"Leave out all sich flourishes. They ain't becomin' when ye'r speakin'
of a woman. Mebbe she's somebody's wife an' mother."
"I pity them, then, whoever they are," the young man replied. "Why,
that she-devil ought to be put in a cage and placed on exhibition. When
the car went into the ditch, because I couldn't see to steer, she
bounded out like a rocket, seized a stick, and flew upon me like a
whirlwind. My head and body are black and blue from her blows. It's a
wonder I'm alive to tell the story."
"It sartinly is, young man, it sartinly is," Abner assented. "Ye'r
lucky to be alive, though perhaps it'd have been better if she'd
finished ye outright."
"I almost wish she had," was the mournful agreement. "I'm sick, nearly
dead, and in jail, as far as I can see."
"Oh, cheer up, young man, ye'r troubles are jist beginnin'. The worst
is yit to come. Ye'r in jail, all right, an' most likely ye'll stay
here fer some time. But that ain't the worst that's comin' to ye."
"What do you mean?" and a look of fear came into the chauffeur's eyes.
"Oh, you'll find out later when the Queen of Sheby brings in damages.
Then ye'll squirm, let me tell ye that."
"The Queen of Sheby! Who in the devil is she?"
"Why, the woman ye took fer a joy-ride last night. Ye see, she doesn't
know much about autos. She's used to travellin' on camels, so I
believe, an' they didn't go so fast."
"Travel on camels!" the other gasped.
"Sure. She travelled over hundreds of miles on them hump-backed
critters to see old King Solomon several thousand years ago."
"Say, what are you giving me?" the chauffeur demanded. "Do you think
I'm a fool? That wild cat is no queen and never was. She's the wife of
Abner Andrews, a queer cuss, so I've heard, who lives at Ash Point. Do
you know him?"
"Y'bet I do. Better'n his own brother. I've known him fer several
thousand years."
The chauffeur did not reply, but stood staring at the man before him.
He was trying to make out whether he was a fool or a madman.
"Yes," Abner continued, enjoying the other's astonishment. "I knew that
old feller well when he was rich old Baron Rothschild, the Dook of
Wellington, old Boney Part, an' the husband of the Queen of Sheby."
The chauffeur was now certain that Abner was making fun of him, and he
was in no mood for any pleasantries.
"You must be a pretty old bird yourself," he retorted, "if you knew all
of those guys. It's no wonder you've lost your brains, that is, if you
ever had any. Who the devil are you, anyway?"
"Me? Oh, it doesn't matter much who I am. But if ye want to know, I'll
tell ye as a great secret that I'm the Queen of Sheby's husband."
"The devil!"
"No, I ain't his Satanic majesty. I'm jist the Queen of Sheby's
husband. She's allus ruled me, ye see, an' kept me to black her boots,
button up her dress, an' do sich odd jobs that husbands are generally
called upon to do. I have allus done as she said except that time
several thousand years ago when she started to pay a visit to King
Solomon. She had heard of his wisdom, an' thought she'd like to see
him, an' hear some of his wise sayin's. But, my lands, when I bucked
up, an' said she couldn't go, she landed upon me jist like she did upon
you last night. I had to be put to bed, rubbed with palm-olive oil, an'
fed like a baby fer a hull month. By the time I was able to set up the
Queen was somewheres out in the desert on her way to the wise old king.
I kin sartinly sympathize with you, young feller, fer I've been there
meself, an' know what the Queen of Sheby is like when she gits roused."
"Look here," the chauffeur demanded, "are you kidding me or are you a
blooming fool? I can't see any connection between that old queen and
the creature that landed on me last night." He paused and a sudden look
of fear leaped into his eyes. "Say," he gasped, "surely you're not
Abner Andrews, are you?"
"I am an' I ain't. I was an' I isn't, so there ye are. Now kin ye jist
tell me who I am, anyway?"
But the chauffeur did not wait to reply. He had retreated, and was out
in the adjoining room when Abner had finished.
"Don't be skeered, young man," the latter remarked. "Ye can't run very
fer in this hole, anyway, an' I kin ketch ye whenever I want ye."
"Oh, Lord!" the unhappy chauffeur groaned. "It's her husband, and he's
crazy! What am I to do?"
"Hold ye'r tongue, that's what ye kin do," Abner roared. "De ye think
I'm goin' to kill ye right off? That'd be too good fer the likes of you.
Come in here an' set down, an' tell me why ye ran off with my queen."
"Your queen! Good heavens! Why didn't you tell me she belonged to you?
Are you sure you're not crazy?"
"I will be soon if ye don't stop ye'r gab and set down. There, that's
better," he continued, when the other had perched himself gingerly upon
the edge of the cot. "Now, look here, young feller, I want to know why
ye chose my queen fer ye'r joy-ride last night? It wasn't fer her
beauty, or attractive manner, was it?"
"Oh, Jerusalem, no!"
"Well, why was it? Out with it."
But the young man held down his head, and made no reply. Abner studied
him for a few minutes in silence.
"Did somebody put ye up to that job?" he presently enquired. "Don't be
afraid to tell me. But if ye don't, I'll be as tender with ye as a cat
with a mouse. Somebody set ye on, didn't he?"
"Yes," the chauffeur finally blurted out.
"Ah, I thought so. We're gittin' on nicely now with our little teeter
game, you at one end, me at the other, an' someone in the middle. Now,
who was that someone?"
"It was Lawyer Rackshaw; that's who it was."
"H'm, I guessed as much. I s'pose he paid ye fer the job?"
"Yes; money and whiskey."
"Ho, ho, money an' whiskey, eh? Well, I declare! An' all fer the sake
of givin' the Queen of Sheby a joy-ride. He was sartinly kind. I wish
he'd been along too."
"So do I, the mean devil. He got me into the fix, and he'll snap his
fingers at me now."
"Will he?"
"Certainly. That's the kind he is."
"But can't you do somethin'?"
"Do! What can I do?"
"Swear to what ye've jist told me."
"Oh, yes, I'll swear to that at any old time. But what good will it
do?"
"It might do ye a lot of good, an' me too."
"You!"
"Sure. I'm in this hole fer bein' a public benefactor, an' if you'll
jist swear to what ye've told me, it might help us both out, see?"
"Have you something against Rackshaw?"
"Yes, a few things, more or less."
"Then I'll swear. But say, you'll not do anything to me for giving your
wife that joy-ride last night, will you?"
"No, no, that's all right, now that I know who put ye up to it. But
look here, young feller, take an old man's advice and let whiskey alone
after this. It's put a good many more chaps than you in the ditch when
they were joy-ridin' with women. Yes, whiskey an' women have sartinly
got many a fine bright chap into trouble, as ye know from experience.
Women ain't allus what they seem, an' it's hard sometimes to tell the
difference between the Queen of Sheby an' Tildy Andrews, of Ash Pint."
*CHAPTER XVII*
*FRIENDLY ADVICE*
It seemed to Abner that all his friends had forsaken him. He paced up
and down the room outside his cell most of the evening. The chauffeur
was asleep, and his deep breathing was the only sound which broke the
intense stillness which prevailed. The nap he had taken that afternoon
drove all sleep from Abner's eyes. In fact, he could not have slept,
anyway, as the story the chauffeur had told gave him food for much
thought. So Rackshaw was at the bottom of it all, he mused. He had
surmised as much, but he had no means of proving it until he had heard
it from the lips of the wild-eyed youth. Perhaps the lawyer was
responsible, too, for the article in _The Live Wire_. How could the
editor have obtained the information unless someone had communicated
with him? The police, of course, could have done so, but they would not
have twisted the story beyond all semblance of reality. He felt that
Joe Preston was guilty, and deserved all that he had received. But was
Rackshaw in league with him?
He was lost in such thoughts when he heard the jailor's approaching
footsteps. The man was coming, no doubt, to lock him in his cell for
the night. The thought of being confined in that narrow stuffy place
for long hours angered him, so when he heard the key rattle in the lock
he was in a most dangerous frame of mind. Accustomed as he was from
childhood to unbounded freedom, and an abundance of fresh air, this
close confinement in such poorly-ventilated quarters was most galling.
He had started to walk back to the other end of the room as the key
turned in the lock. He could hardly trust himself then, and he needed a
few seconds to calm his feelings.
As the door swung open the jailor called to him, and demanded why he was
running away. Fiercely Abner wheeled around, but the words of wrath
which were glowing hot on his tongue suddenly cooled when he beheld Zeb
Burns standing before him. For an instant he stood as if he had seen an
apparition, staring hard at his neighbor. Zeb saw the look of
astonishment, and the faint semblance of a smile lurked about the
corners of his mouth.
"What's the matter, Abner?" he asked. "Ye look scared."
"So I am."
"What about?"
"You."
"Me! Why are you scared about me?"
"What have ye been doin', Zeb?"
"Doin'! What de ye mean?"
"But why are ye here? Have they got you, too?"
"Ho, ho, I see," and Burns laughed outright. "Ye think that because
you're in the Klink everybody else is headin' the same way. But I guess
there are a few sensible people left yit in the world, which is a mighty
lucky thing."
"An' they're not goin' to lock you up too?" Abner asked in surprise.
"Ye haven't been beatin' anybody up, eh?"
"Certainly not. What's the matter with ye, anyway, Abner? I'm here to
take you out of this hole, so git a hustle on an' come with me at once.
There now, never mind talkin'," he added. "We've got lots of time fer
that later. I want to git away."
Like a child Abner followed Zeb out of the jail, and not until they had
reached the street did he open his lips. Then he stopped, looked
around, and drew in a long, deep breath of fresh air.
"My, that feels good!" he exclaimed. "The Lord never meant a man to be
shut up in a place like that."
"I know he didn't," Zeb replied. "Neither did He intend that a man in
his common sense should act the fool."
"De ye think I have?" Abner demanded.
"It looks very much like it. But, let's hurry up. I guess the judge
will settle whether you are a fool or a lunatic, so it's no use fer us
to spend our time arguin' about it."
"Where are ye goin'?" Abner asked.
"Home, of course. Where else would we go?"
"Did ye walk to town, Zeb?"
"Sure; I've no other means of conveyance, have I?"
"An' ye're goin' to walk home?"
"Guess so from present appearance."
"But Jerry's here," Abner explained. "Sam must know where he is."
"That's good. We'll hustle there at once an' git the old nag."
They moved rapidly along the street leading to the railway station.
This route led them by Rackshaw's office, and as they were about to pass
they glanced in at the open door. The sight which met their eyes filled
them with astonishment, causing them to stop and look into the room. To
Zeb the scene of chaos was puzzling, but Abner surmised the cause in an
instant. His face brightened, and his mouth expanded into a grin when
he saw Whittles upon the floor and the lawyer standing before the box.
"Evenin', gentlemen," he accosted, "an' may the Lord fergive me fer
miscallin' yez. Havin' a pink tea, eh?"
Rackshaw stood staring at Abner as if he could not believe his eyes.
"Good Lord!" he ejaculated. "Are you that devil, Andrews, or his ghost?
I thought you were in jail."
"H'm," Abner sniffed. "I'm St. Peter now. This is me angel in the
shape of Zeb Burns, who came to-night an' brought me out of prison.
Look's to me as if you an' Hen have been holdin' a prayer meetin'. Guess
ye'r prayers must have been answered, fer here I be."
"You're no saint," Rackshaw roared. "You're Beelzebub, the prince of
devils; that's who you are. What did you mean by sending me those
rats?"
"Rats!" and again Abner grinned. "Oh, I see," and his eyes surveyed the
room. "Country rats, eh?"
"Indeed, they were," was the emphatic reply. "And look what they've
done to my office. You'll have a nice sum to pay for all this damage."
"Me! Me pay?"
"Yes, you I mean!" the lawyer yelled, now fairly beside himself. "You
are the cause of all this, an' I'll skin you alive, see if I don't, you
miserable devil."
The grin vanished from Abner's face, his form suddenly straightened, and
his eyes blazed. Walking slowly across the room, he stood before the
angry lawyer.
"Jist say them words agin," he warned, in that drawling tone which
betokened danger. "If ye're thinkin' of skinnin' me alive, as no doubt
ye'll try to do, I might as well have my full satisfaction now. I'm in
deep water as it is over Joe Preston, an' I feel jist in the mood to
have another scalp scored to my credit. Another skunk like you won't
make much difference, so jist say them words agin, will ye?"
Rackshaw was in a trap and knew it. His body shook and his eyes blazed
fire. But he was an arrant coward, and the huge form bulked very large
before him just then. He knew that Abner would not hesitate to deal
with him as he had with Joe Preston, and he did not relish the thought
of going to the hospital for repairs. As the two men thus faced each
other, Zeb approached and laid a firm hand upon Abner's arm.
"Come along out of this," he commanded. "You're in enough trouble now.
Don't be a fool. I'm losin' faith in this ancestor business of yours.
St. Peter never acted like you're actin' to-night."
For an instant only Abner hesitated. He did long to give the lawyer
something that was coming to him. But he knew that Zeb was right, and
he followed him to the door. He couldn't refrain, however, from giving
a parting shot ere he left.
"Don't fergit, Rackshaw," he reminded, "that country rats are not to be
fooled with, no matter whether they walk on four legs or two. Keep ye'r
city rats where they belong, and let them mind their own bizn'ess, an'
ye'll have no trouble with country rats."
"Fer heaven's sake, hold ye'r tongue, an' come along," Zeb ordered.
"I'm sick an' tired of all this confounded fuss."
"But would ye put up with sass from a thing like that?" Abner asked. "I
wish I had punched his head."
"It's lucky ye didn't."
"Why?"
"You ought to know as well as I do. What kin you do aginst a lawyer?
He'll make it hot fer you as it is. I don't know what's comin' over ye,
Abner. I always knew that you were a queer critter, but I thought ye
had some brains left."
For a wonder Abner made no reply, but walked along silently until the
station house was reached. It was locked, and Sam was nowhere to be
found. Upon enquiry from a man who was standing upon the platform, they
learned that the agent had gone to a party out in the country, and had
taken Jerry with him.
"Confound that feller!" Abner growled. "What right has he to run off
with my hoss, I'd like to know?"
"He looked after him, though, when you were in the pen, didn't he?" Zeb
queried.
"Sure, sure he did, an' I s'pose I must fergive him."
"Now you're beginnin' to talk like a reasonable man, Abner. It's the
first sensible thing I've heard ye say to-night. But we've got to git
home, so I guess there's nothin' else to do but to foot it. What de ye
say?"
"I'm game, so let's git on."
They made their way through the town, and when they were at last out
into the country, they filled and lighted their pipes as they trudged
along. So far little had been said, but the soothing effect of the
tobacco seemed to make them more communicable, and they discussed the
affairs of the evening. Abner was unusually fierce in his denunciation
of everything in general. He believed that he had been unjustly
treated, and he longed for suitable retaliation. Zeb listened to him
for some time without arguing. He knew that Abner must unburden his
soul before he could feel better. At length, however, he stopped and
laid his hand upon his companion's sleeve.
"Look here, Abner," he solemnly began, "I don't like ye to talk that
way. It doesn't do any good."
"But it does me a lot of good to blow off steam," Abner retorted.
"Yes, mebbe it does. But remember, there's a great difference between
blowin' off steam and bustin' ye'r biler, an' that's what you're in
danger of doin'."
"But de ye think I'm goin' to put up with a hull bunch of rogues who are
tryin' to down me?"
"An' ye'r helpin' them with ye'r actions, ain't ye?"
"What else am I to do? They'll walk over me rough shod if I don't put
up a fight. If ye run away from a little snappin' cur he'll run after
ye, an' bite ye'r heels, an' bark like mad. But turn around, face the
critter, an' give it a good kick, an' then ye'll see how it'll scoot
away with its tail between its legs."
"But suppose it isn't a cur, Abner, but a big bulldog, what then?"
"Why, I'd use a stick, or mebbe somethin' else."
"Yes, that's jist it. You'd do somethin' that ye'd regret all ye're
life. Now, look here. You've got to stop all this. What you need is a
change of heart."
"Change of heart!" Abner repeated. "Good Lord, what de ye mean by that?
Ye haven't been attendin' a revival meetin', have ye, Zeb?"
"No, I haven't, an' don't intend to. But common sense tells me that a
man won't accomplish much in this world when he is always rubbin' people
the wrong way. Even a cat won't stand it fer long."
"The way I rubbed Rackshaw, Ikey Dimock an' Joe Preston, eh?" Abner
asked.
"That's what I mean. It makes the sparks fly, an' soon there's a big
fire which is hard to put out."
"What de ye expect me to do, then?"
"Rub people the other way, fer instance, and see how it'll work."
"Ho, ho," and Abner laughed outright. "Imagine me rubbin' Ikey Dimock
an' Rackshaw, an' pattin' 'em on the back an' callin' 'em 'me dear
friends.' No, I guess I'm too old a bird fer that. Never had the
trainin', ye see. Anyway, it's no use now; it's too late. Everybody's
dead set aginst me, an' is tryin' to do me."
"Everybody is not, Abner. I'm not, anyway, or else I wouldn't have
taken all the trouble to walk to town to git ye out of jail."
"Sure, sure, I know you'd stand by me, Zeb. But, say, how did ye do
it?"
"Do what?"
"Git me out of jail, of course."
"Oh, bailed ye out, that was all."
"But where did ye git the money?"
"Never mind where I got it. That's my own business, so don't say
anythin' more about it."
Abner was silent for a few minutes as he plodded along.
"Say," he presently began, "does Tildy an' the gals know about this?"
"Can't say fer sure," was the reply. "But I don't believe they do. I
jist heard of it by chance, but I never said a word to ye'r folks."
"That's good of ye, Zeb." And once more Abner became silent.
The night was dark, and when the men were about a mile from their homes
it began to rain, first a gentle drizzle, then a steady downpour. They
hastened their steps, but the roads became muddy and slippery, which
made progress slow.
"Say, Zeb," Abner at length panted, "an' ye really think I need a change
of heart?"
"Don't ye think so ye'rself?" was the evasive reply. "Is this rain
softenin' ye up? It is me, at any rate, an' I'm gittin' soaked."
"But how kin I begin the change, Zeb?"
"Guess ye'll have to work out that sum ye'rself, Abner, if it's not too
hard."
"Now, that's jist the trouble. It is too hard. Ye see, me ancestors
are to blame. They were all fightin' men, an' so that spirit has come
down to me."
"H'm," Zeb sniffed. "The trouble with you is that ye've chosen ye'r own
ancestors."
"Chosen me own ancestors! How could a man do that?"
"Easy enough. Ye've got a quarrelsome spirit, Abner, an' ye naturally
choose sich dead men as suit ye. Ye kin go to the past fer anythin', it
seems t' me, jist as people go to the Bible to find what agrees with
their way of thinkin'. Now, isn't that so?"
"But what am I to do, Zeb?"
"Think of men who have followed peace instead of war; men who have
served their country an' sacrificed themselves. If ye kin do that,
perhaps ye'll git their spirit, which, in my opinion, will do ye a great
deal of good."
"Mebbe ye'r right, Zeb," Abner agreed. "But darn it all, I don't know
nuthin' about men of peace who sacrificed themselves fer others. I've
already sacrificed much fer Glucom by lookin' after Joe Preston. If
that wasn't a good deed fer the welfare of the community, then I'd like
to know what it was."
"But ye'r heart wasn't right, Abner," Zeb explained. "There was anger
there, an' when ye knocked Joe out ye never thought of the public good,
but of ye'r own personal injury. That's not the way. Git them good
ancestors to work, then ye'll know what I mean, an' ye'll begin to rub
people the right way. Life will be much more pleasant, see if it
isn't."
"Good ancestors, rubbin' people the right way," Abner muttered, as he
plodded along. "I'd like to know how to begin, skiddy-me-shins if I
wouldn't."
*CHAPTER XVIII*
*A MOIST RECEPTION*
Abner was somewhat uneasy as to the reception he would be likely to
receive at home. What would his wife say about the two waifs he had
sheltered for the night and the ruined pillow-slips? Judging from past
experiences, he felt quite sure that a lively time lay ahead of him, and
he knew that he would need the combined spirits of all his peace-loving
ancestors to aid him in keeping calm.
Thinking of such things, he walked slowly to the back door after he had
parted from Zeb at the gate. He had no idea what time of the night it
was, though he was sure that it was late, for the house was wrapped in
complete darkness. He decided to slip in unnoticed and occupy the sofa
in the kitchen for the night. And glad would he be to rest, for he was
very tired after such a trying day and his long walk home.
Reaching the back door, he gently tried the latch, but it was firmly
secured from within. He had partly expected this, as he knew how
particular his wife was about fastening the doors before going to bed.
She had often told about a robbery which had once taken place at a
certain house because the back door had been left open. Abner thought
she might have departed from her strict rule for this night, at least,
in case of his return. It annoyed him to think how little his absence
was considered by his own family.
Failing to find an entrance here, he at once remembered the window in
the woodshed.
"Lucky fer me," he mused, "that I didn't fix that winder. That's a time
when I was right, an' I won't fergit to remind Tildy of it, neither."
It was so dark that he made considerable noise as he walked around the
end of the woodshed. He tripped over a pail, and when he had with
difficulty recovered himself, the clothes-line, which had been drawn
taut by the rain, caught him under the chin, and gave his head such a
jerk that he was sure his neck was cracked. These mishaps by no means
sweetened his temper, but he managed to restrain his feelings so far as
speech was concerned, though, as he afterwards expressed it, he was
"bilin' within."
It took him several minutes to find the window, and this he accomplished
by feeling his way along the side of the building. When his hands at
length reached the opening, which was about up to his shoulders, he gave
a spring, caught his elbows upon the sill and pulled himself up. This
was somewhat hard to do as Abner's body almost filled the opening.
After two or three frantic wriggles he progressed far enough to balance
himself upon his stomach upon the sill. Another wriggle and he would be
through. But just at this critical juncture there was a sudden movement
within the shed, a rush was heard, and then a flood of cold water was
dashed into his face. With a half-smothered yell of surprise Abner
recoiled, and ere he could regain himself, he lost his balance and fell
sprawling upon the ground.
For a few seconds he lay there puzzled and half dazed. What did it all
mean? he asked himself. Who could be in the woodshed at that hour of
the night? Why had the water been thrown into his face? Then the
terrible thought flashed into his mind that something must have happened
to his family, that robbers might be in control of the house, who had
committed some terrible deed. The silence of the house lent color to
this suspicion, and a wild fury filled Abner's soul. He scrambled to his
knees, then to his feet. He would teach the villains a lesson they
would not soon forget. They would not escape his wrath, and he must be
quick.
Hurrying around the building as fast as possible, he reached the door,
and was about to force it open, when the sound of splashing water fell
upon his ears, accompanied by a heavy thump upon the floor, as if
somebody had fallen. Instantly a woman's wild shriek rent the air,
mingled with children's cries of distress. Certain now that something
was seriously wrong within, Abner put his shoulder to the door, which
immediately gave way with a crash. This only tended to cause the cries
and shrieks to grow louder than ever, and Abner was completely confused
by the din. He could see nothing, and he did not know which way to
step. He felt around through the blackness, but could touch nothing.
"Shet up ye'r yellin'," he roared, "an' tell me what's the matter."
This command had the desired effect, for the babel lessened.
"Abner, oh, Abner, is that you?" came a voice from his left, which he
recognized as belonging to his wife.
"Sure, it's me," was the reply. "What in the divil does all this mean?"
"I thought you were a pack of robbers," Mrs. Andrews moaned. "Get a
light, quick; I'm afraid I've killed one of the boys."
As Abner turned toward the kitchen a light suddenly illumined the
darkness. Jess was coming, carrying a lamp in her hand, closely
followed by Belle. Both girls were clad in their dressing-gowns, and
their faces were white with fear.
"Daddy, daddy, what is the matter?" Jess asked.
"Look out, there, ye'll let that lamp fall," Abner warned. "Give it to
me. My, ye're tremblin' all over."