OR, TRYING IT ON.

SOLOMON isn't in it with Judge BACON. The point was whether Mrs.

MANLEY had made Miss DOROTHY DENE's dresses to fit or not. "To fit or

not to fit, that was the question." The Judge gave his decision after

a fair trial of the two costumes--this might be remembered on both

sides as "the trying-on case,"--that, according to the evidence of

unimpeachable witnesses represented by the Judge's own common-sense

and artistic eye for effect, two of the dresses and a cloak didn't

fit, and that so far, the Defendant, Miss DOROTHY, must consider

herself, in a dress-making sense, "non-suited." Mrs. MANLEY had, of

course, undertaken to provide fits for her customers, and for having

partially failed, her customers determined to return the compliment,

by "giving _her_ fits" if possible. So the parties came before

Judge BACON, and appealed to His Honour. And the learned Judge

mindful of ancestral Baconian wisdom, "_Cast a severe eye upon the

example_"--that is, he examined the dresses most critically,--"_but

a merciful eye upon the person_,"--for the fair Plaintiff and fair

Defendant His Honour showed himself a most fair Judge, unwilling, as

BACON, "to give beans" to either party, and so dismissing them with

his beany-diction. But, _pauca verba_,--and may we always have nothing

but praise to bestow on _Bacon's Essays_.

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