To see her in _Our Daughters_! worth the money!
She 'ATH ER "TON" so genuinely funny!
Yes, ALICE, in such acting, dance, or song,
We recognise thy talent _et ton_ "_ton_."
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Of the Modern Bill of Costs, the Ancient "Bill of the Play,"
SHAKSPEARE, and the present representative of the Ancient Mariner,
L.C.J. COLERIDGE, both observe, "Oh, reform it altogether!"
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[Illustration: WHAT OUR FIN-DE-SIÈCLISTS ARE GROWING TO.
"OH, OH, OH! CONFOUND IT!"
"WHAT _IS_ THE MATTER, ALGY?"
"I JUST LET MY FOOT OUT ON THE STIRRUP, AND THIS BEAST OF A PONY'S
TROD ON MY TOE!"]
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