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The Happy Average
By BRAND WHITLOCK
AUTHOR OF
"Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th
District, etc."
ILLUSTRATED BY
HOWARD CHANDLER CHRISTY
A. L. BURT COMPANY
Publishers New York
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COPYRIGHT, 1904
THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
OCTOBER
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The Happy Average
CHAPTER I
A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY
"Come on, old man."
Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his
easy footing with the Carters. But Marley lagged behind. Even if calling
on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not
forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain
dignity befitted him. He wished Lawrence would not speak so loud; the
girls might hear, and think he was afraid; he wished to keep the truth
from them as long as possible. He had already caught a glimpse of the
girls, or thought he had, but before he could make sure, the vague white
figures on the veranda stirred; he heard a scurrying, and the loose bang
of a screen door. Then it was still. Lawrence laughed--somehow, as
Marley felt, derisively.
The way from the sidewalk up to the Carters' veranda was not long, of
course, though it seemed long to Marley, and Marley's deliberation made
it seem long to Lawrence. They paused at the steps of the veranda, and
Lawrence made a low bow.
"Good evening, Mrs. Carter," he said. "Ah, Captain, you here too?"
Marley had not noticed the captain, or Mrs. Carter; they sat there so
quietly, enjoying the cool of the evening, or such cool as a July
evening can find in central Ohio.
"My friend, Mr. Marley, Mrs. Carter--Glenn Marley--you've heard of him,
Captain."
Marley bowed and said something. The presentation there in the darkness
made it rather difficult for him, and neither the captain nor his wife
moved. Lawrence sat down on the steps and fanned himself with his hat.
"Been a hot day, Captain," he said. "Think there's any sign of rain?" He
sniffed the air. The captain did not need to sniff the air to be able to
reply, in a voice that rumbled up from his bending figure, that he had
no hope of any.
"Mayme's home, ain't she?" asked Lawrence, turning to Mrs. Carter.
"I'll go see," said Mrs. Carter, and she rose quickly, as if glad to get
away, and the screen door slammed again.
"Billy was in the bank to-day," Lawrence went on, speaking to Captain
Carter. "He said your wheat was ready to cut. Did you get Foose all
right?"
"Yes," said the captain, "he'll give me next week."
"Do you have to board the threshers?"
"No, not this year; they bring along their own cook, and a tent and
everything."
"Je-rusalem!" exclaimed Lawrence. "Things _are_ changing in these days,
ain't they? Harvesting ain't as hard on the women-folks as it used to
be."
"No," said the captain, "but I pay for it, so much extra a bushel."
His head shook regretfully, but he would have lost his regrets in
telling of the time when he had swung a cradle all day in the harvest
field, had not Mrs. Carter's voice just then been heard calling up the
stairs:
"Mayme!"
"Whoo!" answered a high, feminine voice.
"Come down. There's some one here to see you."
Mrs. Carter turned into the parlor, and the tall windows that opened to
the floor of the veranda burst into light.
"She'll be right down, John," said Mrs. Carter, appearing in the door.
"You give me your hats and go right in."
"All right," said Lawrence, and he got to his feet. "Come on, Glenn."
Mrs. Carter took the hats of the young men and hung them on the rack,
where they might easily have hung them themselves. Then she went back to
the veranda, letting the screen door bang behind her, and Lawrence and
Marley entered the parlor. Marley took his seat on one of the haircloth
chairs that seemed to have ranged themselves permanently along the
walls, and Lawrence went to the square piano that stood across one
corner of the room, and sat down tentatively on the stool, swinging from
side to side.
Marley glanced at the pictures on the walls. One of them was a steel
engraving of Lincoln and his cabinet; another, in a black oval frame,
portrayed Captain Carter in uniform, his hair dusting the strapped
shoulders of a coat made after the pattern that seems to have been worn
so uncomfortably by the heroes of the Civil War. There was, however, a
later picture of the captain, a crayon enlargement of a photograph, that
had taken him in civilian garb. This picture, in its huge gilt frame,
was the most aggressive thing in the room, except, possibly, the walnut
what-not. Marley had a great fear of the what-not; it seemed to him that
if he stirred he must topple it over, and dash its load of trinkets to
the floor. Presently he heard the swish of skirts. Then a tall girl came
in, and Lawrence sprang to his feet.
"Hello, Mayme. What'd you run for?" he said.
He had crossed the room and seized the girl's hand. She flashed a rebuke
at him, though it was evident that the rebuke was more out of deference
to the strange presence of Marley than for any real resentment she felt.
"This is my friend, Mr. Marley, Miss Carter," Lawrence said. "You've
heard me speak of him."
Marley edged away from the what-not, rose and took the hand the girl
gave him. Then Miss Carter crossed to the black haircloth sofa and
seated herself, smoothing out her skirts.
"Didn't know what to do, so we thought we'd come out and see you," said
Lawrence.
"Oh, indeed!" said Miss Carter. "Well, it's too bad about you. We'll do
when you can't find anybody else to put up with you, eh?"
"Oh, yes, you'll do in a pinch," chaffed Lawrence.
"Well, can't you find a comfortable seat?" the girl asked, still
addressing Lawrence, who had gone back to the piano stool.
"I'm going to play in a minute," said Lawrence, "and sing."
"Well, excuse _me_!" implored Miss Carter. "Do let me get you a seat."
Lawrence promptly went over to the sofa and leaned back in one corner of
it, affecting a discomfort.
"Can't I get you a pillow, Mr. Lawrence?" Miss Carter asked presently.
"Or perhaps a cot; I believe there's one somewhere in the attic."
"Oh, I reckon I can stand it," said Lawrence.
Marley had regained his seat on the edge of the slippery chair.
"Where's Vinie?" asked Lawrence.
"She's coming," answered Miss Carter.
"Taking out her curl papers, eh?" said Lawrence. "She needn't mind us."
Miss Carter pretended a disgust, but as she was framing a retort,
somehow, the eyes of all of them turned toward the hall door. A girl in
a gown of white stood there clasping and unclasping her hands curiously,
and looking from one to another of those in the room.
"Come in, Lavinia," said Miss Carter. Something had softened her voice.
The girl stepped into the room almost timidly.
"Miss Blair," said Miss Carter, "let me introduce Mr. Marley."
The sudden consciousness that he had been sitting--and staring--smote
Marley, and he sprang to his feet. Embarrassment overpowered him and he
bowed awkwardly. Lawrence had been silent, and his silence had been a
long one for him. Seeming to recognize this he hastened to say:
"Well, how's the world using you, Vinie?"
The girl smiled and answered:
"Oh, pretty well, thank you, Jack."
It grated on Marley to hear her called Vinie. Lavinia Blair! Lavinia
Blair! That was her name. He had heard it before, of course, yet it had
never sounded as it did now when he repeated it to himself. The girl had
seated herself in a rocking-chair across the room, almost out of range,
as it were. He was rather glad of this, if anything. It seemed to
relieve him of the duty of talking to her. He supposed, of course, they
would pair off somehow. The young people always did in Macochee. He
supposed he had been brought there to pair off with Lavinia Blair. He
liked the thought, yet the position had its responsibilities. Somehow he
never could forget that he could not dance. He hoped they would not
propose dancing. He always had a fear of that in making calls, and all
the calls he made seemed to come to it soon or late; some one always
proposed it.
Marley was aware that Lawrence and Mayme Carter had resumed the exchange
of their rude repartee, though he did not know what they had said. They
kept laughing, too. Lavinia Blair seemed to join in the laughter if not
in the badinage. Marley wished he might join in it. Jack Lawrence was
evidently funnier than ever that night; Mayme Carter was convulsed. Now
and then Lawrence said something to her in a tone too low for the others
to hear, and these remarks pushed her to the verge of hysterics. Marley
had a notion they were laughing at him.
Meanwhile Lavinia Blair sat with her hands in her lap, smiling as though
she were amused. Marley wondered if he amused her. He felt that he ought
to say something, but he did not know what to say. He thought of several
things, but, as he turned them over in his mind, he was convinced that
they were not appropriate. So he sat and looked at Lavinia Blair, looked
at her eyes, her mouth, her hair. He thought he had never seen such a
complexion.
Mayme Carter had snatched her handkerchief back from Lawrence, and
retreated to her end of the sofa. There she sat up stiffly, folded her
hands, and, though her mirth still shook her spasmodically, she said:
"Now, Jack, behave yourself."
Lawrence burlesqued a surprise, and said:
"I'll leave it to Vine if I've done anything."
Marley wondered how much further abbreviation Lavinia Blair's name would
stand, but he was suddenly aware that he was being addressed. Miss
Carter, with an air of dismissing Lawrence, said:
"You have not been in Macochee long, have you, Mr. Marley?"
Marley admitted that he had not, but said that he liked the town. When
Lawrence explained that Marley was going to settle down there and become
one of them, Miss Carter said she was awfully glad, but warned him
against associating too much with Lawrence. This embarrassed Marley, if
it did not Lawrence, and he immediately gave the scene to Lawrence, who
guessed he would sing his song. To do so he went to the piano, and began
to pick over the frayed sheets of music that lay on its green cover. To
forestall him, however, Miss Carter rushed across the room and slid on
to the piano stool herself, saying breathlessly:
"Anything to stop that!"
She struck a few vagrant chords, and Marley, glad of a subject on which
he could express himself, pleaded with her to play. At last she did so.
When she had finished, Lawrence clapped his hands loudly, and stopped
only when a voice startled them. It was Mrs. Carter calling through the
window:
"Play your new piece, Mayme!"
Miss Carter demurred, but after they had argued the question through the
window, the daughter gave in, and played it. The music soothed Lawrence
to silence, and when Miss Carter completed her little repertoire, his
mockery could recover itself no further than to say:
"Won't you favor us, Miss Blair?"
When Lavinia Blair declined, he struck an imploring attitude and said:
"Oh, please do! We're dying to hear you. You didn't leave your music at
home, did you?"
Marley heard the chairs scraping on the veranda, and the screen door
slammed once more. Then he heard Captain Carter go up the stairs, while
Mrs. Carter halted in the doorway of the parlor long enough to say:
"You lock the front door when you come up, Mayme."
Mayme without turning replied "All right," and when her mother had
disappeared she said:
"It's awful hot in here, let's go outside."
Marley found himself strolling in the yard with Lavinia Blair. The moon
had not risen, but the girl's throat and arms gleamed in the starlight;
her white dress seemed to be a cloud of gauze; she floated, rather than
walked, there by his side. They paused by the gate. About them were the
voices of the summer night, the crickets, the katydids, far away the
frogs, chirping musically. They stood a while in the silence, and then
they turned, and were talking again.
Marley did most of the talking, and all he said was about himself,
though he did not realize that this was so. He had already told her of
his life in the towns where his father had preached before he came to
Macochee, and of his four years in college at Delaware. He tried to give
her some notion of the sense of alienation he had felt as the son of an
itinerant Methodist minister; for him no place had ever taken on the
warm color and expression of home. He explained that as yet he knew
little of Macochee, having been away at college when his father moved
there the preceding fall. It was so easy to talk to her, and as he told
her of his ambitions, the things he was going to do became so many, and
so easy. He was going to become a lawyer; he thought he should go to
Cincinnati.
"And leave Macochee?" said Lavinia Blair.
Marley caught his breath.
"Would you care?" he whispered.
She did not answer. He heard the crickets, the katydids, the frogs
again; there came the perfume of the lilacs, late flowering that year;
the heavy odor of a shrub almost overpowered him.
"My father is a lawyer," Lavinia said.
They had turned off the path, and were wandering over the lawn. The dew
sparkled on it; and Marley became solicitous.
"Won't you get your feet wet?" he asked.
The girl laughed at the idea, but she caught up her skirts, and they
wandered on in the shade of the tall elms. Marley did not know where
they were. The yard seemed an endless garden, immense, unknown,
enchanted; the dark trees all around him stood like the forest of some
park, and the lawn stretched away to fall over endless terraces; he
imagined statues and fountains gleaming in the heavy shadows of the
trees. The house seemed lost in the distance, though he felt its
presence there behind him.
Once he saw the twinkle of a passing light in an upper story. He could
no longer hear the voices of Mayme and Lawrence, but he caught the
tinkling notes of a banjo, away off somewhere. Its music was very sweet.
They strolled on, their feet swishing in the damp grass, then suddenly
there was a rush, a loud barking, and a dog sprang at them out of the
darkness. Lavinia gave a little cry. Marley was startled; he felt that
he must run, yet he thought of the girl beside him. He must not let her
see his fear. He stepped in front of her. He could feel her draw more
closely to him, and he thrilled as the sense of his protectorship came
to him. He must think of some heroic scheme of vanquishing the dog, but
it stopped in its mad rush, and Lavinia, standing aside, said:
"Why, it's only Sport!"
They laughed, and their laugh was the happier because of the relief from
their fear.
"We must have wandered around behind the house," said Lavinia. "There's
the shed."
They turned, and went back. The enchantment of the yard had departed.
Marley seemed to see things clearly once more, though his heart still
beat as he felt the delicious sense of protectorship that had come over
him as Lavinia shrank to his side at the moment the dog rushed at them.
Nor could he ever forget her face as she smiled up at him in the little
opening they came into on the side lawn. The young moon was just sailing
over the trees. As they approached the veranda, Lawrence's voice called
out of the darkness:
"Well, where have you young folks been stealing away to?"