A LIVELY BREAKFAST INCIDENT.

_Monday, Aug. 14._--I come now to introduce to you a new acquaintance.

I did not get down to breakfast till it was almost over, as I was

detained with the queen, and as everybody was obliged to make what haste

they could, in order to insure a meal before a summons. I found Miss

Planta, and the aide-de-camp, vice chamberlain, and equerry; Lady

Harcourt had already breakfasted with them, but made off as soon as the

queen was visible, to wait upon her majesty. Miss Vernons lay in bed

from yesterday's fatigues.

The extreme silence and gravity of the aide-de-camp threw a reserve and

constraint on all the party, and we were all nearly dumb, when a

new lady suddenly rushed into the room. This was Mrs. Harcourt, the

aide-de-camp's wife, who had been ill the preceding day, and therefore

had not ventured to Oxford. She is a showy, handsome woman, extremely

talkative, with quick parts, high spirits, and a rattling vein of

humour.

Miss Planta, who had taken Lady Harcourt's place, in order to pour out

the tea, instantly moved to another. Mrs. Harcourt hurried into that

just vacated, without ceremony, calling out, “How monstrous late you

all are!--though I need not talk, for I hate getting up early. I was so

vastly ill yesterday I could not stir, but I am vastly well to-day, so I

am going to Blenheim.”

This day had been previously dedicated to seeing Blenheim.

“To Blenheim?” repeated General Harcourt, in a low voice.

“Yes, sir, to Blenheim! So no grave faces, for my plan is fixed.”

He half articulated a fear of her being ill again, but she stopped him

with “O, no matter, leave that to the Fates;--the queen has been so

gracious as to say I may go, and therefore go I shall: so say nothing

about it, for that's settled and unalterable.”

“After being so ill yesterday,” said Mr. Fairly, “I think it will be

rather too much for you.”

“Not at all!--and what's more, you must carry me.”

“I am very glad to hear it,” cried he, “if go you will.”

“Yes, that I will, certainly; and some of you must take me. I have

no coach ordered,-and there is not one to spare: so, amongst you, you

equerries, you must carry me. I have never been to Blenheim since I

married.”

“Were you before?” said the general.

“Yes, sir, and you took me.”

“Did I?”

“Yes, sir, you had that honour; and I think you have never taken that

trouble since.”

All this, though uttered in a voice as peremptory as the language, was

spoken with very becoming smiles, and an air of saucy good humour.

The breakfast all this while had stood quite still: indeed there was

nobody but myself that had not nearly done. Major Price handed me roll

and butter and bread across the table, by way of hint, I believe; all

which I declined: at last Mr. Fairly said,

“Miss Burney, which is your cup?”

Upon this, Mrs. Harcourt, abruptly turning to me, exclaimed “O dear,

you've got no tea!” Then pouring out a dish of slop, added, “Can you

drink it? It looks very melancholy.”

“No,” I said, “I have had enough.”

Have not you also, my Susan, had enough of this scene?

The Blenheim visit being considered as a private one, nobody went but

of the Marlborough acquaintance: though in all royal parties, the whole

company is always named by the royals, and the lords and ladies of the

mansions have no more right to invite a guest than a guest has to come

uninvited.

I spent this day very pleasantly, in walking over the grounds which are

extremely pretty, seeing a flower-garden planned by Mr. Mason, and

the pictures in the house. The two Miss Vernons, Miss Planta, and Mr.

Hagget, were all that remained at Nuneham. And it was now I wholly made

peace with those two ladies; especially the eldest, as I found her, the

moment she was removed from rays so bright that they had dazzled her,

a rational, composed, obliging woman. She took infinite and unwearied

pains to make amends for the cold and strange opening of our

acquaintance, by the most assiduous endeavours to give me pleasure and

amusement. And she succeeded very well. I could blame nobody but the

countess' sister for our reception; I plainly saw these ladies had been

unprepared to look upon us as any charge to themselves.

The royal excursioners did not return till between six and seven

o'clock, when we dined with the same party as the preceding day. The

evening, too, had just the same visitors, and passed in just the same

manner.

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