DR. JOHNSON A BORE.

_Saturday, November 2._--We went to Lady Shelley's. Dr. Johnson, again,

excepted in the invitation. He is almost constantly omitted, either from

too much respect or too much fear. I am sorry for it, as he hates being

alone, and as, though he scolds the others, he is well enough satisfied

himself, and having given vent to all his own occasional anger or

ill-humour, he is ready to begin again, and is never aware that those

who have so been “downed” by him, never can much covet so triumphant

a visitor. In contests of wit, the victor is as ill off in future

consequences as the vanquished in present ridicule.

_Monday, November 4._--This was a grand and busy day. Mr. Swinerton

has been some time arranging a meeting for all our house, with Lady De

Ferrars, whom you may remember as Charlotte Ellerker, and her lord and

sisters: and this morning it took place, by mutual appointment, at his

lodgings, where we met to breakfast. Dr. Johnson, who already knew Lord

De Ferrars, and Mrs. and Miss Thrale, and myself, arrived first and

then came the Lord and Lady, and Miss Ellerker and her youngest sister,

Harriet. Lord De Ferrars is very ugly, but extremely well-bred, gentle,

unassuming, sensible, and pleasing. His lady is much improved since we

knew her in former days, and seems good-humoured, lively, and rather

agreeable. Miss Ellerker is nothing altered.

I happened to be standing by Dr. Johnson when all the ladies came in;

but, as I dread him before strangers, from the staring attention he

attracts both for himself and all with whom he talks, I endeavoured to

change my ground. However, he kept prating a sort of comical nonsense

that detained me some minutes whether I would or not; but when we

were all taking places at the breakfast-table I made another effort

to escape. It proved vain; he drew his chair next to mine, and went

rattling on in a humorous sort of comparison he was drawing of himself

to me,--not one word of which could I enjoy, or can I remember, from the

hurry I was in to get out of his way. In short, I felt so awkward from

being thus marked out, that I was reduced to whisper a request to Mr.

Swinerton to put a chair between us, for which I presently made a space:

for I have often known him stop all conversation with me, when he

has ceased to have me for his next neighbour. Mr. Swinerton who is an

extremely good-natured young man, and so intimate here that I make no

scruple with him, instantly complied, and placed himself between us.

But no sooner was this done, than Dr. Johnson, half seriously, and very

loudly, took him to task.

“'How now, sir! what do you mean by this? Would you separate me from

Miss Burney?”

Mr. Swinerton, a little startled, began some apologies, and Mrs. Thrale

winked at him to give up the place; but he was willing to oblige me,

though he grew more and more frightened every minute, and coloured

violently as the Doctor continued his remonstrance, which he did with

rather unmerciful raillery, upon his taking advantage of being in his

own house to thus supplant him, and cram; but when he had borne it

for about ten minutes, his face became so hot with the fear of hearing

something worse, that he ran from the field, and took a chair between

Lady De Ferrars and Mrs. Thrale.

I think I shall take warning by this failure, to trust only to my own

expedients for avoiding his public notice in future. However it stopped

here; for Lord De Ferrars came in, and took the disputed place without

knowing of the contest, and all was quiet.

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