COLONEL LAPINSKI AND AIDE-DE-CAMP POLLES

At the beginning of 1863 I received a letter written in a tiny,

extraordinarily fine handwriting, and headed with the text: _Licite

Venire Parvulos_. In the most elaborately flattering and cringing

expressions the _parvulus_, whose name was Polles, asked permission

to call upon me. I did not like the letter at all. The man himself I

liked even less. A cringing, subdued, furtive man, with a shaven chin

and a pomaded head, he told me that he had been at a dramatic school in

Petersburg and had received some sort of pension there. He almost overdid

the patriotic Pole, and after sitting a quarter of an hour with me,

confided that he came from France, that he had been miserable in Paris,

and that the centre of everything there was Napoleon.

‘Do you know, it has often struck me, and I am more and more convinced

that I am right: the thing to do is to kill Napoleon.’

‘What prevents you then?’

‘What do you think about it?’ Parvulus asked, somewhat embarrassed.

‘I don’t think about it at all. Why, it is you who are thinking about

it.’ And I immediately told him the story which I always make use of when

people rave about bloody deeds and ask advice concerning them.

‘No doubt you know that when Charles V. was in Rome a page took him over

the Pantheon. On returning home, the boy told his father that the idea

had occurred to him to push the emperor down from the top gallery. The

father flew into a rage: “You” (here I vary the term of abuse to suit the

character of the would-be Tsaricide[44]) “wretch, scoundrel, fool, and

so on. How can such criminal ideas occur to you? If they can, they are

sometimes acted upon, but never spoken of.”’

When Polles had gone, I made up my mind not to be at home to him again.

A week later he met me near my house; he told me that he had called

twice and had not found me in, talked some sort of nonsense, and added:

‘I called to see you partly to tell you of an invention I have made

for sending anything secretly by post, to Russia for instance. You are

probably often in need of communicating something in secret?’

‘Quite the contrary, never. I never write to any one in secret. Good

morning.’

‘Good-bye. Remember, if ever you or Ogaryov would like a little music, my

violoncello and I are at your service.’

‘Very much obliged to you.’

And I lost sight of him in the full conviction that he was a spy—whether

a Russian or a French one, I don’t know; perhaps international, as the

paper _Le Nord_ is international.

He never turned up among the real Polish exiles, and not one of them knew

him.

After a prolonged search, Demontowicz and his Parisian friends had

pitched on Colonel Lapinski as the most capable military leader for the

expedition. He had fought for a long time in the Caucasus on the side of

the Circassians, and understood mountain warfare so thoroughly that there

could be no doubt of his skill on the sea. It could not be called a bad

choice. Lapinski was in the fullest sense of the word a condottiere. He

had no settled political convictions. He could have fought on the side

of the White or the Red, the clean or the dirty; belonging by birth to

the Galician gentry, by education to the Austrian army, he was strongly

inclined towards Vienna. Russia and everything Russian he hated with a

savage, irrational and incorrigible hatred. He probably knew his trade,

he had spent years in active warfare and had written a remarkable book

about the Caucasus.

‘This is what happened to me once in the Caucasus,’ Lapinski used to

tell. ‘A Russian major, living with a whole household not far from us,

seized some of our people, I don’t know how or why. I heard about it and

said to my men, “Look here, it is a sin and a shame; are you stolen like

women? Go to his place, take everything you find and bring it here.” They

are mountaineers, you know; you don’t need to say much to them. A day

or two afterwards they brought me the whole family—servants, wife and

children—but they did not find the major himself at home. I sent word to

him that if he released our people and paid a ransom, we would give him

back our prisoners at once. Of course they sent our men, paid the fine,

and we released our Moscow visitors. The next day a Circassian came to

me: “Look here,” he said, “what’s happened; when we let the Russians go

yesterday,” he said, “a boy of four was forgotten; he was asleep, so he

was forgotten; what is to be done?”

‘“Ah, you dogs, you can’t do anything properly; where’s the child?”

‘“With me. He screamed and screamed—well, I was sorry for him and took

him home.”

‘“Allah has sent you luck, it seems; I won’t hinder it. Let them know

that they have forgotten the child and you have found him, and ask for

a ransom.” My Circassian’s eyes fairly sparkled. Of course the father

and mother were in a fluster, they gave anything he liked to ask. It was

funny.’

‘Very.’

Here is another trait showing the character of the future hero of Polish

independence.

Before he set off, Lapinski came to see me. He arrived not alone, and

somewhat disconcerted by the expression on my face, made haste to say:

‘Allow me to introduce my adjutant.’

‘I have had the pleasure of meeting him already.’

It was Polles.

‘Do you know him well?’ Ogaryov asked Lapinski when they were alone.

‘I met him in the boarding-house in which I am staying now. He seems a

nice fellow and very obliging.’

‘But do you trust him?’

‘Of course. Besides, he plays the violoncello charmingly and will

entertain us on the voyage.’

It was said that the colonel found him entertaining in other ways.

We told Demontowicz later on that to our thinking Polles was a very

suspicious character. Demontowicz observed: ‘Yes, I don’t trust either of

them much, but they won’t play us any tricks’; and he took his revolver

out of his pocket.

The preparations proceeded slowly; rumours of the expedition spread

more and more widely. At first the company furnished a steamer which on

being inspected by an experienced sailor, Count S., turned out to be

good for nothing. All the cargo had to be shifted. When everything was

ready and a good part of London knew all about it, the following incident

occurred: Cwerczakiewicz and Demontowicz informed all who were taking

part in the expedition that they were to assemble at ten o’clock on such

and such a railway platform to go to Hull by a special train provided by

the railway company. And so at ten o’clock the future warriors began to

assemble. Among them were Italians and a few Frenchmen; poor, reckless

men, sick of a life spent in homeless wandering, and men who were true

lovers of Poland. And ten o’clock came and eleven o’clock, but still no

train appeared. Little by little, rumours of this long journey reached

the homes from which our heroes had mysteriously vanished, and by twelve

o’clock the future warriors were joined in the station waiting-rooms by a

troop of women, inconsolable Didos deserted by their fierce adorers, and

ferocious landladies who had not been paid, probably for fear they should

spread the news abroad. In violent excitement they raised a furious

uproar, and wanted to complain to the police; some of them had children;

all the latter screamed and all the mothers screamed. The English stood

round, staring in astonishment at the picture of ‘The Exodus.’ In vain

some of the elders of the party inquired whether the special train would

soon come in, and showed their tickets. The railway officials had never

heard of any such train. The scene was becoming more and more uproarious

... when suddenly a messenger from the leaders galloped up to tell the

waiting warriors that they had all gone mad, that the train was at ten

o’clock in the evening, not in the morning, and that they had thought

this so evident that they had not even written it. The poor warriors

returned with their bags and their wallets to their deserted Didos and

softened landladies.

At ten o’clock in the evening they went off. The English gave them three

cheers.

Next morning a marine officer whom I knew came to me from one of the

Russian steamers.

The steamer had received an order the previous evening to set off full

steam next morning and follow the _Ward Jackson_.

Meanwhile the _Ward Jackson_ had stopped at Copenhagen for water, had

spent some hours at Malmö waiting for Bakunin, who was intending to go

with them to incite the peasants in Lithuania to rise, and had been

seized by the orders of the Swedish Government.

The details of this affair and of Lapinski’s second attempt have been

described by himself in the papers. I will only add that even in

Copenhagen the captain had said he would not take the steamer to the

coast of Russia, as he did not want to expose it and himself to danger;

that even before they reached Malmö things had come to such a pass that

Demontowicz threatened not Lapinski but the captain with his revolver.

He did, however, quarrel with Lapinski too, and sworn foes they went to

Stockholm, leaving their luckless followers at Malmö.

‘Do you know,’ Cwerczakiewicz or some of his associates said to me, ‘the

person who is most suspected of being chiefly responsible for the vessel

being stopped at Malmö is Tugenbold?’

‘I don’t know him at all. Who is he?’

‘Oh yes, you do, you have seen him with us: a young fellow without a

beard—Lapinski brought him to see you once.’

‘Then you are speaking of Polles?’

‘That is his pseudonym, his real name is Tugenbold.’

‘What are you saying?’ and I rushed to my writing-table. Among letters

I had put aside as of special importance I found one sent me two months

previously. This letter was from Petersburg; it warned me that a certain

Dr. Tugenbold was in relations with the Third Section, that he had

returned, but had left his younger brother as his agent, and that the

younger brother was to come to London.

That Polles and he were one and the same person there could be no doubt.

I let my hands fall in despair.

‘Did you know before the expedition started that Polles was Tugenbold?’

‘Yes I knew. It was said he had changed his name because his brother was

known in the country for a spy.’

‘Why didn’t you say a word to me?’

‘Oh, it just didn’t come up.’

And Tchitchikov’s Selifan[45] knew that the chaise was broken and did not

say a word.

We had to telegraph to Malmö after the arrest. Even then neither

Demontowicz nor Bakunin[46] could do anything effective; they quarrelled.

Polles was thrown into prison over some diamonds collected from Swedish

ladies for the Polish cause and spent by him on riotous living.

At the same time that a crowd of armed Poles, a large quantity of

expensive ammunition, and the _Ward Jackson_ remained honourable

prisoners on the coast of Sweden, another expedition was being got up by

the Whites; it was to go by way of the Straits of Gibraltar. At the head

of it was Count Sbyszewski, brother of the man who wrote the remarkable

pamphlet, _La Pologne et la Cause de l’Ordre_. He was a first-rate naval

officer in the Russian service, but he abandoned it when the insurrection

broke out, and now took a steamer, which had been secretly equipped,

to the Black Sea. He had been to Turin for a secret interview with the

leaders of the opposition there, among others with Mordini.

‘The day after my interview with Sbyszewski,’ Mordini himself told me,

‘the Minister of Internal Affairs drew me aside in the evening and said:

“Do please be more careful; you were visited yesterday by a Polish

emissary who wants to take a steamer through the Straits of Gibraltar; be

that as it may, why do they chatter about it beforehand?”’

The steamer, however, did not reach the shores of Italy: it was seized at

Cadiz by the Spanish Government. When they no longer needed them, both

the Governments allowed the Poles to sell their arms and let the steamers

go.

Disappointed and incensed, Lapinski arrived in London. ‘The only thing

left to do,’ he said, ‘is to form a society of assassins and kill the

greater number of all the rulers and their advisers, or to go back again

to the East, to Turkey.’

Disappointed and incensed, Sbyszewski arrived.

‘Well, are you going off to kill kings, like Lapinski?’

‘No, I am going to America.... I am going to fight for the Republic. By

the way,’ he asked Tchorszewski, ‘where can one enlist here? I have a few

comrades with me, and all without bread to eat.’

‘Simply, at the Consul’s.’

‘No, we want to go on to the South; they are short of men now, and they

offer more favourable conditions.’

‘Impossible; you could not go to the South!’

... Fortunately Tchorszewski guessed right; they did not go to the South.

_May 3, 1869._

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