Why Jurgen Did the Manly Thing

It is a tale which they narrate in Poictesme, saying: In the old

days lived a pawnbroker named Jurgen; but what his wife called him

was very often much worse than that. She was a high-spirited woman,

with no especial gift for silence. Her name, they say, was Adelais,

but people by ordinary called her Dame Lisa.

They tell, also, that in the old days, after putting up the shop-windows

for the night, Jurgen was passing the Cistercian Abbey, on his way home:

and one of the monks had tripped over a stone in the roadway. He was

cursing the devil who had placed it there.

"Fie, brother!" says Jurgen, "and have not the devils enough to bear

as it is?"

"I never held with Origen," replied the monk; "and besides, it hurt

my great-toe confoundedly."

"None the less," observes Jurgen, "it does not behoove God-fearing

persons to speak with disrespect of the divinely appointed Prince of

Darkness. To your further confusion, consider this monarch's

industry! day and night you may detect him toiling at the task

Heaven set him. That is a thing can be said of few communicants and

of no monks. Think, too, of his fine artistry, as evidenced in all

the perilous and lovely snares of this world, which it is your

business to combat, and mine to lend money upon. Why, but for him we

would both be vocationless! Then, too, consider his philanthropy!

and deliberate how insufferable would be our case if you and I, and

all our fellow parishioners, were to-day hobnobbing with other

beasts in the Garden which we pretend to desiderate on Sundays! To

arise with swine and lie down with the hyena?--oh, intolerable!"

Thus he ran on, devising reasons for not thinking too harshly of the

Devil. Most of it was an abridgement of some verses Jurgen had

composed, in the shop when business was slack.

"I consider that to be stuff and nonsense," was the monk's glose.

"No doubt your notion is sensible," observed the pawnbroker: "but

mine is the prettier."

Then Jurgen passed the Cistercian Abbey, and was approaching

Bellegarde, when he met a black gentleman, who saluted him and said:

"Thanks, Jurgen, for your good word."

"Who are you, and why do you thank me?" asks Jurgen.

"My name is no great matter. But you have a kind heart, Jurgen. May

your life be free from care!"

"Save us from hurt and harm, friend, but I am already married."

"Eh, sirs, and a fine clever poet like you!"

"Yet it is a long while now since I was a practising poet."

"Why, to be sure! You have the artistic temperament, which is not

exactly suited to the restrictions of domestic life. Then I suppose

your wife has her own personal opinion about poetry, Jurgen."

"Indeed, sir, her opinion would not bear repetition, for I am sure

you are unaccustomed to such language."

"This is very sad. I am afraid your wife does not quite understand

you, Jurgen."

"Sir," says Jurgen, astounded, "do you read people's inmost

thoughts?"

The black gentleman seemed much dejected. He pursed his lips, and

fell to counting upon his fingers: as they moved his sharp nails

glittered like flame-points.

"Now but this is a very deplorable thing," says the black gentleman,

"to have befallen the first person I have found ready to speak a

kind word for evil. And in all these centuries, too! Dear me, this

is a most regrettable instance of mismanagement! No matter, Jurgen,

the morning is brighter than the evening. How I will reward you, to

be sure!"

So Jurgen thanked the simple old creature politely. And when Jurgen

reached home his wife was nowhere to be seen. He looked on all sides

and questioned everyone, but to no avail. Dame Lisa had vanished in

the midst of getting supper ready--suddenly, completely and

inexplicably, just as (in Jurgen's figure) a windstorm passes and

leaves behind it a tranquillity which seems, by contrast, uncanny.

Nothing could explain the mystery, short of magic: and Jurgen on a

sudden recollected the black gentleman's queer promise. Jurgen

crossed himself.

"How unjustly now," says Jurgen, "do some people get an ill name for

gratitude! And now do I perceive how wise I am, always to speak

pleasantly of everybody, in this world of tale-bearers."

Then Jurgen prepared his own supper, went to bed, and slept soundly.

"I have implicit confidence," says he, "in Lisa. I have particular

confidence in her ability to take care of herself in any

surroundings."

That was all very well: but time passed, and presently it began to

be rumored that Dame Lisa walked on Morven. Her brother, who was a

grocer and a member of the town-council, went thither to see about

this report. And sure enough, there was Jurgen's wife walking in the

twilight and muttering incessantly.

"Fie, sister!" says the town-councillor, "this is very unseemly

conduct for a married woman, and a thing likely to be talked about."

"Follow me!" replied Dame Lisa. And the town-councillor followed her

a little way in the dusk, but when she came to Amneran Heath and

still went onward, he knew better than to follow.

Next evening the elder sister of Dame Lisa went to Morven. This

sister had married a notary, and was a shrewd woman. In consequence,

she took with her this evening a long wand of peeled willow-wood.

And there was Jurgen's wife walking in the twilight and muttering

incessantly.

"Fie, sister!" says the notary's wife, who was a shrewd woman, "and

do you not know that all this while Jurgen does his own sewing, and

is once more making eyes at Countess Dorothy?"

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