CHAPTER VII

Rehearsals for the new play began in August. The days were wilting but

the theatrical world up and doing. Every available stage, hall and loft

was requisitioned. Several companies shared the same stage, dividing the

hours between them. Will's manager had his own theatre and the

rehearsals were all-day affairs. Will studied his part at night after

"the family" had retired. Sometimes I would lie awake and listen to him,

talking aloud, reading a line first with one inflection and then trying

another. Will's voice was one of his greatest assets.

Experience had come back to town with us. Before leaving the mountains,

Will had jestingly asked her whether she would like to see Broadway. She

took him at his word. We flattered ourselves she had become fond of us.

We discovered later that it was the profession, not the family, which

lured her. She had found a new volume of faery lore. Will was the faery

prince. Sometimes I wondered just how Experience reconciled Will's

morning grumpiness with her preconceived notion of a hero. I recall how

after seeing Will in a new role he had asked her how she liked him. She

expressed herself as pleased with the play in general and with him in

particular. But after he left the room she confided to me the following:

"Ain't he the naturalest thing when he yells at that man with the

powdered hair, Jackwees or somethin' like that--'Jackwees, bring me my

sword!' I declare, ma'am, I jumped a foot and started for that sword! It

was so natural; that's just the way he yells when I forget the morning

papers."

The reliability of Experience brought me more leisure. I was free to go

about without worry over the boy. I felt that intellectually I needed

stimulus and I planned a winter's work. Of course everything depended

upon the play "getting over," to use the vernacular. Will said he did

not see how it could fail. Everyone connected with the production said

the same thing. Success was in the air. Several times I had dropped in

to see a rehearsal. I was interested to know the "method" of this

particular manager about whom so much had been written. His productions

were always effectively mounted. Magazine articles, full-page interviews

had from time to time printed his recipes for evolving successful stars

as well as money-making plays. One thrilling account in

particular--supposedly his own words--told of the strenuous training of

the tyro; how he aroused in his actors the precise degree of emotion

necessary to a given scene. "I dragged her by the hair!" or "I pictured

her own mother lying dead, foully murdered, before her until she cried

aloud at the picture I had conjured." Again, "I tied my wrists together,

I rolled about the floor, struggling to free myself; I wanted to feel

just what a man would feel under similar conditions!" These and other

highly coloured statements had from time to time been served up to the

public. It is amazing how gullibly the public bites at the press-agent's

worm. In nearly all such instances nothing could be farther from the

truth. My own observation convinced me that the man's genius lay in his

ability to select the right person for the right place. Having made the

selection he played upon the _amour propre_ of his puppets. He led them

to believe he had supreme confidence in their ability. The ruse was

successful. It is the better part of human nature to want to measure up

to the good opinion of others.

His methods of conducting a rehearsal were the simplest. He had infinite

patience and perseverance. He left nothing to chance. A scene or an

effect was repeated until the "mechanics" became automatic. His voice

never rose above a conversational tone. He knew that to command others

he must first be in command of himself. He left the roaring to petty

understrappers with inflated ideas of their own importance. Once in a

blue moon he let go. The effect was electrifying. I strongly suspected,

however, that there was more or less "acting" in these outbursts. Just

as his reluctant appearance before the curtain on first nights was a

"carefully prepared bit of impromptu acting." The frightened expression

of his face; the quick, nervous walk; the almost inaudible voice when he

thanked his audience, "on behalf of the star, the author (or co-author),

the musicians, the costumers, the scenic artists" and so on down the

line; this with his mannerism of tugging at a picturesque forelock, this

alone was worth the price of admission. First and last he was a good

showman. The star who was the stepping stone to his fame and fortune

was a lady with a past. She had entered the stage door through the

advertising medium of the divorce court. After several unsuccessful

attempts at starring she placed herself under the tuition of the

manager, then allied with a school of acting. Possessed of abundant

animal vitality--"magnetism," if you prefer--as well as "temperament,"

the ugly duckling developed into a star of first magnitude. When Will

joined the company she was at the height of her success--a success which

later dulled the finer artistic restraint and listed toward a fall. But

act she could, playing upon each reed, each stop of the emotional organ,

with a conviction of which few actresses are capable. In the choice of

plays the genius of the man again displayed itself; the right play for

the right person. Doubtless, he understood that temperament, after all,

is but the flood-tide of our natural predilections.

To the layman a rehearsal is a bewildering and murky affair. Seated in

the "front of the house," in the clammy shadow of shrouded seats, a

student of human nature finds much to interest him. Under the light of a

single "bunch" or the "blanching" irregular foots, the players look old

and insignificant. The blue white light has a cruel way of exposing the

lines and seams. They sit about or stand in groups, the blue-covered

typewritten parts in hand awaiting the call of the first act. A youngish

man, probably the assistant stage-manager, sets the stage; that is, he

marks the entrances and the boundaries with plain wooden chairs and

stage-braces. The homely wooden chair plays many parts; now it stands

for a fire-place or a grand piano, again it may be a rocky pass beyond

which are the mountains.

A fagged looking man enters the stage door with a hurried, important

air. By the bundle of manuscript under his arm shall you know him. It is

the stage-manager. He greets the members of the company with a curt,

preoccupied air and hurries down to the prompt stand. There are

consultations with the working staff and perhaps with one or two of the

players. While he is thus engaged let us enquire into the personnel of

the company; that tall good-looker in the well tailored gown is a

newcomer to the stage. She has been given a small part--a half dozen

lines at best. On twenty dollars a week she carries a maid--and a jewel

case. No, she does not _have_ to work for a living; neither is she the

spoilt child of a multi-millionaire. She belongs to that great class of

women who have no class. Time hangs heavily on her hands. It looks

better to be connected with some kind of a profession; a legitimate

profession. Besides, her vanity makes her "want to do something." The

stage has always appealed to her. With a little "influence" she gets a

part. Salary is no object. Perhaps the management has saved five or ten

dollars a week on the deal. At any rate a good-looker adds "class" to

the personnel. She drives to the theatre in a taxi; sometimes she comes

in a big limousine car accompanied by an elderly gentleman with watery

eyes. On the opening night he will send her great boxes of American

Beauty roses. After the show they will sup at Rector's, and his friends

who have been in front with him will tell her how pretty she looked. Of

course she will not go on the road with the company. Dear no! She will

leave that to some other girl who is not so young, not so pretty, but

who needs the money.

The white-haired lady with the sweet face and the stern old man who has

brought her a chair are man and wife. Theirs is one of the few stage

marriages which have endured. Perhaps it is the very rarity of the case

which makes them so popular and well-beloved. One hears them invariably

referred to as "Dear old Mr. and Mrs. So and So." One looks at them

wistfully and wonders at the secret of their success....

The actor with the monocle, oddly cut clothes and the overpowering

savoir-faire is an English importation. Managers assert that the average

English actor plays the gentleman more effectively than his American

cousin. It all depends on what kind of a gentleman the role demands.

When an Englishman is called upon to portray a gentlemanly officer of

the United States Army the effect is incongruous to say the least. The

American manager, vulgar and uncouth himself, is impressed by the

English complacency. A bluffer, he has a sneaking respect for anyone who

throws a bluff and gets away with it.

The several youngish men with a hint of effeminancy in their make-up

might be called the "stationaries" or "walking gentlemen." One of this

_genre_ is to be found in nearly every company. Too proud for the ribbon

counter, too erratic for commercial life, he drifts into the profession

because he feels the call of the artistic temperament. He plays small

parts, disseminates gossip, flatters the star--or the leading

lady--reads a little, sleeps much--and drinks more.

That beefy looking man is the leading heavy. Not many years since he was

a leading man. Now when a leading man takes on flesh he is marked for a

reduction in value. The first step down in his career is the day he

begins to play heavies. To be sure, there are heavy men who never have

been leading men; these, however, come under the head of character

heavies. The gentlemanly heavy unfailingly aspires to heroic roles. The

present incumbent of villainy had "fallen on his feet." Some seasons

previously he had played an inconsequential engagement under the same

management. The star took a fancy to him. Henceforth his engagements

were assured--until the fancy waned. Everybody understood; they shrugged

their shoulders and smiled. Nobody cared. Neither did the heavy man.

Character actors without exception are envious of the leading man. "Call

that acting?" demands the man behind the make-up. "Call it acting to

walk on and play yourself? Why, it's a cinch!"

"_O, is it?_" retorts the leading man. "You ought to try it. It's the

most difficult thing in the world to walk on and be perfectly natural.

I'd like to see some of you fellows who hide behind your wigs and queer

make-ups go on and play a straight part. Why you wouldn't know what to

do with your hands!" ...

There was something plaintive about the woman who sat in the shadow of

the set-pieces, piled high against the wall. The rouge on her cheeks but

accentuated the lines in her face. The brassy gold on her hair showed

gray against her temples. "Better days" was clearly stamped all over

her. Perhaps she was thinking of those days--when _she_ was a star; when

being a star meant something more than an animated clothes-horse. Her

mother had been a great actress in the Booth and Barrett days. She,

herself, had lisped some childish lines with them. Later, she had become

a soubrette and a star in merry little plays in which she sang and

danced and "emoted," all in one evening. There are no soubrettes

nowadays. The term has degenerated into a slangy sobriquet. "Ingenue"

has replaced it; nothing is required of an _ingenue_ but saccharine

sweetness and vacuous prettiness--and youth, youth, _youth_! O, the

harvest of age! The public which she had amused for years has forgotten

her. They scarcely recall her existence: not even a hand of recognition

on her entrance. Occasionally a reviewer will dig her out of the dust of

the past--only to speak of her as "in Memoriam." Managers, too, hesitate

to engage her. There are so many has-beens and so few parts to fit them.

Besides, there are freshly spawned pupils from the divine academies to

be had for the asking. Why waste money?...

A psychical ripple disturbs the ether. Necks crane toward the door. The

star arrives. She comes slowly, with the air of one assured of an

effective entrance. She punctuates her animated conversation with the

manager with smiles and nods. That meek-looking person bringing up the

rear is the author. He gropes his way through the dark passage to the

front of the house and is lost in oblivion.

"First act!" calls the prompter. _"First act!_"

* * * * *

The play opened out of town. The working force was sent ahead with the

scenery and the baggage. There was a special train for the company.

Besides the regular staff there were costumers, flash-light

photographers, relatives of the players and guests of the management.

The guests included several critics from certain New York journals. One

of these had an ambitious wife who was a member of the company. The

other, rumour had it, was on the salary list of the management. This may

or may not have been true. Subsequent effusive reviews and the manner in

which these critics took up the cudgels against the enemies of the

manager did not, however, indicate unbiased opinion. "Subsidized or

hypnotized"--that was the question. The persuasive art of "fixing" is

not confined to politics.

When the train arrived in----, there was barely time for a hasty bite

before rushing off to the theatre. One felt the thrill of excitement at

the very stage door. Even the back doorkeeper was infected. When Will

stopped to look through the pigeon-holes for mail, the keeper of the

sacred portal was exhibiting a brand new litter of kittens. "Everyone of

'em black; just like their mother. Your show'll be a big success--talk

about your mascots!" Stage-folk are as superstitious as a nigger mammy.

A whole chapter might be devoted to their lore. One of the greatest

hoodoos is to speak the tag of a play before the opening night. The tag

of a play is the last several words immediately preceding the final fall

of the curtain. When it comes to the tag, the actor to whose lot the

final lines fall either stops with a gesture or perhaps he purloins

Hamlet's last words--"The rest is silence."

Back on the stage there was the sound of hammers, the shouts of the

stage-hands to the men in the flies, "drops" being adjusted, calls of

warning to some reckless person about to come in contact with a sandbag

at that moment lowered from the flies. Abrupt blasts of the orchestra

reach one's ears. The music cues are being rehearsed, the director

shouting against the din on the stage. On the "apron," with a bottle of

milk in his hand and surrounded by a half dozen coatless and perspiring

men, is the producer. A shaft of light darts from the spot-light machine

in the gallery, and hovers over the stage like a searchlight at sea.

Green, yellow, red and blue slides are tried and a weird waving moving

picture effect brings a shout of laughter from the privileged watchers

in front. In the dressing-rooms the players are making up. The wardrobe

mistress hurries from one to another, needle and thread in hand. There

are impatient calls for the head costumer; "Props" taps at the doors and

delivers the properties to be carried by the various actors in the play.

The actors talk across the partitions or run through lines of a "shaky"

scene. "Fifteen minutes--fifteen minutes!" warns the assistant stage

manager making the rounds. Below stage, the supers or "extra people" sit

about in noisy groups awaiting the call. Some of them are as "nervous as

a cat," to use their own expression. These are not the rank and file of

supernumeraries. The promise of a long run in New York ofttimes tempts

women who have "spoken lines" to go on as extra ladies. As a sop they

are given a leading part to understudy. The excitement is infectious.

With the lowering of the curtain and the first strains of the orchestra

one instinctively shifts forward to the edge of one's seat.

It is either the lights or a missing prop or a hiatus between speech and

action which the first acquaintance with the scenery develops or a

"jumbled" ensemble or something unexpected which brings the rehearsal to

an abrupt halt. The dialogue stops like a megaphone suddenly shut off.

The director hurries down the centre aisle, the prompter's head appears

at the proscenium arch. "Loved I not honour more!" repeats the actor,

looking expectantly off stage. "Loved I not honour more!" bellows the

stage-manager, getting into the game. "That's _your_ cue, Mr. Prime

Minister. Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones! Where _is_ Mr. Jones?"

"Jones! Jones!" reverberates about the stage and in the flies.

"Here I am! I hear you!" answers a muffled voice up-stage. "I can't get

through. The entrance's blocked with a sacred elephant!" There is a rush

of stage hands in the direction indicated. Simultaneously Mr. Jones

appears L. I. E. "I'm sorry," he says, "but I couldn't butt in through

the stone walls of the castle, now could I?" indicating the boxed set

which formed the outer walls of the scene.

The obstruction is removed amidst a heated confab and the stage cleared

for action. "Go back--go back to Miss Melon's entrance." Miss Melon

enters. The scene starts flatly enough. It is difficult to pick up a

scene and get back into the atmosphere at once. One must "warm up to

it."

A star requires an effective entrance. The audience must be apprised of

her approach. "Here she comes now!" (accompanied by a look off stage.)

Or, a flunkey enters and solemnly announces, "His Highness, Prince of

Ptomania, mounts the steps." These helpful hints prepare the reception

which the ushers start at the psychological moment. Many persons are

backward about applauding for fear of making a mistake: just follow the

usher. The supporting actors understand that they are expected to

"humour" the applause, either upon an entrance or for a scene. Stars,

however, do not always encourage applause for their supporting actors.

Some of them go so far as to "shut it off" by flashing on house light on

a curtain in which they do not figure, or dimming the foots or directing

the actors to "jump in" with the next speech.

In the midst of a scene which sends little shivers up and down one's

spinal column the star hesitates, stammers, repeats, then interpolates

while she searches frantically among the papers on the table for the

missing prop. "Where's the knife--the fatal dagger?" she demands,

dropping the role as one would step out of a petticoat. The man about to

be killed joins in the hunt for the deadly weapon. "I can't kill you

very well without a knife, can I, Jack? Unless I stab you with a

hatpin--" There is something so incongruous in the rapid contrasts that

everyone, including the star herself, gives way to laughter. Meanwhile

the stage-manager's yells for Props have brought that culprit from the

flies where he has been touching up a damp cloud with a paint brush.

"The knife!" a chorus hurls at him.

"What knife?" he demands, continuing to mix the silver lining to the

cloud.

"The dagger! I told you the last thing not to forget it!" fumes the

bumptious stage-manager.

"Aw, what's the matter with you?" replies Props witheringly. Then he

ambles down to the star, who by this time is lost in a little side-play

with her heavy man. "Miss Blank," he begins with punctuation marks

between each word, "Miss Blank, didn't you tell me to leave that knife

on your dressing table so you could place it where you wanted it on the

table centre?"

"I did, I did! I apologize, Johnny--I beg everybody's pardon!" She makes

a contrite bow toward the front of the house. Johnny shuffles off,

muttering to himself, and Madame's maid enters with the missing link.

"Let's begin at your cross," Madame says to the heavy. "Just before you

say, 'Darling, my life, my love, you're mine at last!' And Jack--I hope

your wooden chest protector is in place, for I'm going to strike

to-night just as I am going to do to-morrow night and turn it r-r-round

and r-r-round, as if I loved your blood--and Mr. Director," she glides

to the foots and shades her eyes from the glare, "Herr Director, can't

you play a little more _piano_ just at that point? I want my gurgle of

delight to get _over_--understand?... O, Mr. Hartley, while I think of

it----"

She toys with the ornaments on his dress as she speaks. "In our next

scene give me a little more room; play farther down stage. It's better

for our scene." Mr. Hartley smiles to himself as he disappears in the

wings; he is "on-to" the little tricks of stars and leading ladies. To

make a _vis-a-vis_ play the scene down stage is to rob him of any

effective participation in the scene. "To hog" is the vulgar but

expressive infinitive applied to this trick of the trade.

After many false starts, the end of the act is finally reached. The

players are then posed in certain effective scenes from the play and

the flash-light pictures are taken. Then comes a change of costume and

the second act is set. During the long wait members of the company come

in front to get a glimpse of the scenery or to discuss the play and the

performance with their friends. I recall an instance which will

exemplify the jealousy of one star for another, especially those under

the same management. During the early years of Will's career he had

played with a summer stock company. The leading woman of the

organization was now one of the stars under Will's present management.

She had come on from her country home--(her own season had not yet

opened)--and was an interested spectator of the dress rehearsal. She and

Will had kept up a desultory interest during the intervening years and

were on a friendly footing. "What do you think of the play?" he asked,

sitting down beside her.

"It's a sensation," she predicted. "How does your part pan out?"

"O, it's a fair part. I've got a couple of big scenes, but the _heavy_

makes circles all around him. If I had read the play before I signed, I

believe I should have turned it down."

"What do you care--you're the _hero_, and that is what counts with the

women. It fits you like a glove; and, speaking of parts, what do you

think of _that_ for a star-part? Did you ever see anything like it?

She's the whole show.... When I think of the _also-ran_ I am playing for

a star part ... let me tell you--just between ourselves--that he'll have

to hand me out something fatter next season or there'll be something

doing in another direction. Little Abe's syndicate has been making eyes

at me and--you never can tell. Glory! I never saw such an acting part in

my life! Why, she isn't off the stage two minutes during the whole first

act!"

* * * * *

It is past midnight when the curtain goes down on the second act. The

lights have worked badly and for an hour the electricians have been put

through the paces until the desired effect is reached. Spirits begin to

flag. The Englishman's wife sets up a tea basket; friends and relatives

are sent out for sandwiches and "something to wash 'em down." At this

stage of the siege one becomes a mere machine. There is no attempt at

acting. It is now a mechanical perfection. When the scenic effects

refuse to act on cues or "anticipate" the same, or the supers jumble and

everybody grows cross and "on edge," one shudders to realize that the

opening night is close at hand. One hopes and prays things will not go

like this to-morrow night. There is consolation in the old adage: "A

poor dress rehearsal--a good first night."

We leave the theatre when the milkman is making his rounds. A day of

fitful sleep with its undercurrent of tension; the opening night with

nerves tuned to the highest pitch, then success or failure, who can

tell? The box office is the arbiter.

The opening night is not the only strain attendant upon a new

production. One is on tenter-hooks for days, perhaps weeks, to learn

whether the play has "caught on" or not. Favourable, even laudatory,

reviews will not drag the public into the theatre if they do not like

the offering. Stars may have a certain drawing power, but "The play's

the thing." No star ever yet saved a bad play from oblivion or spoiled a

good play with bad acting.

I am sure that Will and the members of the company watched the "houses"

from the peep-holes in the curtain as eagerly as the star and the

management kept an eye on the box-office receipts. "How was the house

last night?" was the daily question I put to Will with his morning

coffee. Finally we settled back with the assurance of a season's run

ahead of us. I set in motion the plans I had outlined for myself. I

induced Will to study languages with me for a time, but his hours were

so uncertain that he finally dropped out. Music was a passion with me. I

went through a whole season of the Opera treat I had promised myself for

years. Will was fond of music, too, and sometimes we would go together

to the Sunday night concerts at the Metropolitan. Of course there were

still the dinner-parties and the supper-parties and matinees for

benevolent purposes. Will seemed to have tired of the parties and spent

more and more of his time at the Lambs. He never came home to supper

after the theatre nowadays. I missed my little talks with him across the

supper table. There was no longer any need to throw cold water in my

face to keep myself fresh until his coming. Sometimes when I was wakeful

I would hear him come in; it was generally daylight. Sometimes, on

Sunday morning, if he found me awake he would hand me the Morning

Telegram. No wonder they call it "the chorus girl's breakfast." Among

other things I did not like about the Lambs was that irritating way the

telephone boy had of asking "Who's calling, please." Will said they do

that at all Clubs.

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