CHAPTER IX--THINGS GO WRONG

Of course there was no real reason why life at the old Corner House

should not flow quite as placidly with Ruth away as when the elder

sister was at home. It was a fact, however, that things seemed to begin

to go wrong almost at once.

Having written the notice advertising the silver bracelet as though it

had been found by chance, Agnes made Neale run downtown again at once

with it so as to be sure the advertisement would be inserted in the next

morning's _Post_.

As the automobile had not been put into the garage after the return from

taking Ruth to the station, Neale used it on this errand, and on his way

back there was a blowout. Of course if Ruth had been at home she could

scarcely have averted this misfortune. However, had she been at home the

advertisement regarding the bracelet might not have been written at all.

Meanwhile, Mrs. McCall's preserve jars did not seal well, and the next

day the work had to be done all over again. Linda cut her finger "to the

bone," as she gloomily announced. And Uncle Rufus lost a silver dollar

somewhere in the grass while he was mowing the lawn.

"An' dollars is as scarce wid me as dem hen's teef dey talks about,"

said the old darkey. "An' I never yet did see a hen wid teef--an' Ah

reckon I've seen a million of 'em."

"Oh-oo!" murmured Dot Kenway. "A million hens, Unc' Rufus? _Is_ there

that many?"

"He, he!" chuckled the old man. "Ain't that the beatenes' chile dat ever

was? Always a-questionin' an' a-questionin'. Yo' can't git by wid any

sprodigious statement when she is around--no, suh!"

Nor could such an expression as "sprodigious" go unchallenged with Dot

on the scene--no, indeed! A big word in any case attracted Miss Dorothy.

"What does that mean, Unc' Rufus?" she promptly demanded. "Is--is

'sprodigious' a dictionary word, or just one of your made-up words?"

"Go 'long chile!" chuckled the old man. "Can't Uncle Rufus make up words

just as good as any dictionary-man? If I knows what Ah wants to say, Ah

says it, ne'er mind de dictionary!"

"That's all very well, Unc' Rufus," Tess put in. "But Ruthie only wants

us to use language that you find in books. So I guess you'd better not

take that one from Uncle Rufus, Dottie."

"Howcome Missy Ruth so pertic'lar?" grumbled the old man. "Yo' little

gals is gettin' too much l'arnin'--suah is! But none of hit don't find de

ol' man his dollar."

At this complaint Tess and Dot went to work immediately to hunt for the

missing dollar. It was while they were searching along the hedgerow next

to the Creamers' premises that the little girls got into their memorable

argument with Mabel Creamer about the lobster--an argument, which, being

overheard by Agnes, was reported to the family with much hilarity.

Mabel, an energetic and sharp-tongued child, and Bubby, her little

brother, were playing in their yard. That is, Bubby was playing while

Mabel nagged and thwarted him in almost everything he wanted to do.

"Now, don't stoop over like that, Bubby. Your face gets all red like a

lobster does. Maybe you'll turn into one."

"I _ain't_ a lobs'er," shouted Bubby.

"You will be one if you get red like that," repeated his sister in a

most aggravating way.

"I won't be a lobs'er!" wailed Bubby.

"Of course you won't be a lobster, Bubby," spoke up Tess from across the

hedge. "You're just a boy."

"Course I's a boy," declared Bubby stoutly, sensing that Tess Kenway's

assurance was half a criticism. "I don't want to be a lobs'er--nor a

dirl, so there!"

"Oh-oo!" gasped Dot.

"You will be a lobster and turn all red if you are a bad boy," declared

Mabel, who was always in a bad temper when she was made to mind Bubby.

"Why, Mabel," murmured Dot, who knew a thing or two about lobsters

herself, "you wouldn't boil Bubby, would you?"

"Don't have to boil 'em to make 'em turn red," declared Mabel, referring

to the lobster, not the boy. "My father brought home live lobsters once

and the big one got out of the basket on to the kitchen floor."

"Oh, my!" exclaimed the interested Dot. "What happened?"

With her imagination thus spurred by appreciation, Mabel pursued the

fancy: "And there were three little ones in the basket, and that old,

big lobster tried to make them get out on the floor too. And when they

wouldn't, what do you think?"

"I don't know," breathed Dot.

"Why, he got so mad at them that he turned red all over. I saw him--"

"Why, Mabel Creamer!" interrupted Tess, unable to listen further to such

a flight of fancy without registering a protest. "That can't be so--you

know it can't."

"I'd like to know why it can't be so?" demanded Mabel.

"'Cause lobsters only turn red when they are boiled. They are all green

when they are alive."

"How do you know so much, Tess Kenway?" cried Mabel. "These are my

lobsters and I'll have them turn blue if I want to--so there!"

There seemed to be no room for further argument. Besides, Mabel grabbed

Bubby by the hand and dragged him away from the hedge.

"My!" murmured Dot, "Mabel has _such_ a 'magination. And maybe that

lobster did get mad, Tess. We don't know."

"She never had a live lobster in her family," declared Tess, quite

emphatically. "You know very well, Dot Kenway, that Mr. Creamer wouldn't

bring home such a thing as a live lobster, when there are little

children in his house."

"M--mm--I guess that's so," agreed Dot. "A live lobster would be worse

than Sammy Pinkney's bulldog."

Thus reminded of the absent Sammy the two smaller Corner House girls

postponed any further search for Uncle Rufus's dollar and went across

the street to learn if any news had been gained of their runaway

playmate. Mrs. Pinkney was still despairing. She had imagined already a

score of misfortunes that might have befallen her absent son, ranging

from his eating of green apples to being run over by an automobile.

"But, Mrs. Pinkney!" burst forth Tess at last, "if Sammy has run away to

sea to be a pirate, there won't be any green apples for him to eat--and

no automobiles."

"Oh, you can never tell what trouble Sammy Pinkney will manage to get

into," moaned his mother. "I can only expect the very worst."

"Well," Dot remarked with a sigh, as she and Tess trudged home to

supper, "I'm glad there is only one boy in _my_ family. My boy doll,

Nosmo King Kenway, will probably be a source of great anxiety when he is

older."

"I wouldn't worry about that," Tess told her placidly. "If he is very

bad you can send him to the reform school."

"Oh--oo!" gasped Dot, all her maternal instincts aroused at such a

suggestion. "That would be awful."

"I don't know. They do send boys to the reform school. Jimmy Mulligan,

whose mother lives in that little house on Willow Wythe, is in the

reform school because he wouldn't mind his mother."

"But they don't send Sammy there," urged Dot.

"No--o. Of course," admitted the really tender-hearted Tess, "we know

Sammy isn't really naughty. He is only silly to run away every once in a

while."

There was much bustle inside the old Corner House that evening. Because

they really missed Ruth so much, her sisters invented divers occupations

to fill the hours until bedtime. Tess and Dot, for instance, had never

cut out so many paper-dolls in all their lives.

Another telegram had arrived from Cecile Shepard (sent, of course,

before Ruth had reached Oakhurst), stating that she had been allowed to

see her brother and that, although he could not be immediately moved, he

was improving and was absolutely in no danger.

"If Ruthie had only waited to get _this_ message," complained Agnes,

"she would not have gone up there to the mountains at all. And just see,

Neale, how right that Gypsy girl was. There was news on the way that

changed the whole aspect of affairs. She was quite wonderful, _I_

think."

By this time Neale saw that it was better not to try to ridicule Agnes'

budding belief in fortune telling. "Less said, the soonest mended," was

his wise opinion.

"I like Cecile Shepard," Agnes went on to say, "and always shall; but I

don't think she has shown much sense about her brother's illness.

Scaring everybody to death, and sending telegrams like a patch-work

quilt!"

"Maybe Ruth will come right home again when she finds Luke is all

right," said Tess hopefully. "Dear, me! aren't boys a lot of trouble?"

"Sammy and Luke are," agreed Dot.

"All but Neale," said the loyal Agnes, her boy chum having departed. "I

don't see what this family would do without Neale O'Neil."

In the morning the older sister's absence seemed to make quite as great

a gap in the household of the old Corner House as at night. But Neale

rushed in early with the morning paper to show Agnes their advertisement

in print. Under the "Lost and Found" heading appeared the following:

"FOUND:--Silver bracelet, antique design. Owner can regain it by

proving property and paying for this advertisement. Apply Kenway,

Willow and Main Streets."

"It sounds quite dignified," decided Agnes admiringly. "I guess Ruth

would approve."

"Crickey!" ejaculated Neale O'Neil, "this is _one_ thing Ruth is not

bossing. We did this off our own bat, Aggie."

"Just the same," ruminated Agnes, "I wonder what Mr. Howbridge will

say if he reads it?"

"I am glad," said Neale with gratitude, "that my father doesn't

interfere with what I do. And I haven't any guardian, unless it is

dear old Con Murphy. Folks let me pretty much alone."

"If they didn't," said Agnes saucily, "I suppose you would run away as

you did from the circus."

"No," laughed her chum. "One runaway in the neighborhood is enough.

Mr. Pinkney has been up half the night, he tells me, telephoning and

sending telegrams. He has about made up his mind that Sammy hasn't

gone in the direction of Pleasant Cove, after all."

"We ought to help hunt for Sammy," cried Agnes eagerly. "Let us take

Mrs. Pinkney in the auto, Neale, and search for that little rascal."

"No. She will not leave the house. She wants to greet Sammy when he

comes back--no matter whether it is day or night," chuckled Neale. "But

Mr. Pinkney is going to get away from the office this afternoon, and

we'll take him. He is afraid his wife will be really ill."

"Poor woman!"

"She cannot be contented to sit down and wait for Sammy to turn up--as

he always does."

"You mean, he always gets turned up," giggled Agnes. "Somebody is sure

to find him."

"Well, then, it might as well be us," agreed Neale. "I'll tune up the

engine, and see that the car is all right. We should be able to go

over a lot of these roads in an afternoon. Sammy could not have got

very far from Milton in two days, or less."

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