HOW THE DOCTOR GAVE JIMMY HIS PHYSICS.

I could not move for a few moments, the terrible cry and the shrieks

that followed seemed to rob me of all power; but overcoming this

paralysing feeling at last, I ran towards where poor Jimmy lay, the

thought flashing upon my mind that the doctor must be performing some

operation to try and save the poor fellow's life.

I was quite right, as I found when I reached the spot, followed by all

the little camp: the doctor was performing an operation, and the

Australian was upon his knees now, his feet then, capering about, and

appealing for mercy.

For the instrument with which the doctor was performing his operation

was the stout cane I had previously seen in his hand, one that he had

cut in the jungle, and then sent me away so as to spare my feelings and

keep me from witnessing the painful sight.

To my utter astonishment Jimmy was apparently free from all traces of

his late ailment, and catching sight of me he bounded to me, getting

behind me to avoid the hail of blows that the doctor was showering upon

his unprotected person.

"Doctor!" I shouted.

"The dose to be repeated," he said, "when necessary," and he reached

round me with the cane, giving Jimmy two or three very sharp cuts. "See

how this takes down the swelling. For outward application only. One

dose nearly certain to cure."

"What are you doing?" I cried.

"Doing? Performing a wonderful cure. Hasn't Jimmy here been horribly

ill, and alarmed the whole camp?"

Every time he could he gave Jimmy a smart cut, and the black shrieked

with pain.

"How are you now, my man?" he said mockingly.

"Jimmy quite as well. Ever so better. All rightums. Tank you better,"

yelled the black, and he sheltered himself again behind my back.

"Doctor," I said, surprised and angry at what seemed horrible cruelty.

"Give him some more?" he said laughing. "Of course I will," and he

tried to reach round me, but I caught hold of the cane, and Jimmy took

advantage of the cessation of hostilities for a moment to run for some

distance and then climb up a tree, in one of the higher branches of

which he settled himself like a monkey, and sat rubbing himself and

looking down at the danger from which he had escaped.

"There, Joe," said the doctor, laughing; "it has made me hot. That's as

good a cure as the Queen's physician could have made."

"How could you be so brutal to the poor wretch?" I said indignantly.

"Brutal! Ha! ha! ha! My indignant young hero!" he cried. "Here are

you going to take up the cudgels in the rascal's behalf. Don't you see

there was nothing the matter with the artful black ruffian."

"Nothing the matter!" I said. "Why, wasn't he dangerously ill?"

"Dangerously full," said the doctor, clapping me on the shoulder. "I

was obliged to give him a lesson, Joe, and it will do him good for all

our trip. I suspected the rascal from the very first, but I have

studied medicine long enough to know how easy it is to be deceived by

appearances; so I gave Master Jimmy the benefit of the doubt, and

treated him as if he was really very ill, till I had made assurance

doubly sure, and then I thrashed him."

"What! do you really mean, doctor--" I began.

"It could not very well have happened with an Englishman, Joe. With

Master Jimmy there, it was different."

"But was he not very ill?"

"You saw him run and climb that tree; you heard how he yelled. Now what

do you think? Could a dying man do that?"

"N-no," I faltered. "What does it all mean, then?"

"Pig!" said the doctor, smiling; "the gluttonous dog ate till he could

not stir. He had as much as anybody else, and then waited his chance,

and when every one was lying down he began upon the store of dried

strips."

"Jimmy terribull sorry, Mass Joe," came from up the tree.

"He behaved like a boa constrictor, and then alarmed us all horribly

instead of confessing the truth. Why, my dear boy, do you suppose I

should have been so cruel to a sick man?"

"You black rascal!" I cried, looking up at Jimmy, who howled like a

dog.

"Jimmy come down now! Never do so no more."

"Only let me have a turn at you," I said, and he immediately began to

climb higher.

"Here, you come down, sir," I shouted.

For answer he climbed higher and higher till he was pretty well out of

sight among the small branches in the top of the tree.

"All right!" I said, "I can wait;" and I walked away with the doctor,

horribly annoyed at the waste of time, but wonderfully relieved at

matters being no worse.

I never knew, but I suspect that Jimmy stopped in the top of the tree

till it was dark and then slunk down and hid himself amongst the bushes

close up to the watch-fire.

At all events he was busy the next morning working away as if nothing

had been wrong overnight. He showed himself to be most active in

putting things straight, making up the loads, and every now and then

glancing furtively first at one of us and then at the other.

"Oh, I do like Jimmy, that I do," said Jack Penny to me, and then he

threw himself down and began to laugh heartily, shutting his eyes and

rolling himself gently to and fro till he declared that he felt better,

and got up.

"I don't care about laughing when I'm standing up," he said seriously,

"it waggles my back so."

When breakfast time came, for we had a seven or eight mile walk first in

the cool of the early morning, we made a halt and the rations were

served out by the doctor, who gave me a look and handed each black his

portion in turn, but omitted Jimmy.

The latter stood disconsolately looking on for some minutes in the hope

that he was to be remembered after all; but when he saw everybody busy

at work eating and himself utterly neglected, he walked slowly away some

distance from where we were seated and, laying his head against the

trunk of a tree, let out a series of the most unearthly howls.

"Oh, I say!" exclaimed Jack Penny.

"Pleasant," said the doctor, going on with his breakfast; and seeing

that he was observed, and that his howls were having some effect, Jimmy

displayed the utter childlike disposition of a savage by redoubling his

cries.

"If he don't stop directly I shall go and talk to him with this," I

said, snatching up a stick.

"How--aw--ooo!" cried Jimmy, and I jumped to my feet, when he became

silent, and I resumed my place.

Jimmy watched us eagerly for a few minutes, when, left half starved

himself, and unable to bear the neglect when others were

enjoying themselves, the howls burst out again followed by a

self-commiserating--"Poor Jimmy, Mass Joe not care poor Jimmy never

now."

No one took any notice, and we went on eating grilled turkey and damper

and drinking coffee, and all the time I was rather enjoying my

importance and the fact of being able to control, boy as I was, a stout

powerful fellow like Jimmy and make him as obedient as a dog.

"Poor old Jimmy cut handums. Ebber so sorry, poor Jimmy. Go and die

himself. Haw--ow!"

"I say," said Jack Penny, "he couldn't dye himself any blacker, could

he, Joe Carstairs?"

"Have some more coffee, Joe?" said the doctor aloud. "Here, give me a

piece more turkey."

"Poor Jimmy go starve a deff," was the next that met our ears, and it

had such an effect upon Jack Penny that some of his coffee got into his

windpipe and he choked and coughed and laughed till he was obliged to

lie down.

"If I was to cough much like that I should break my back," he said,

sitting up and wiping his eyes. "Poor old Jimmy? I do like him. He

_is_ a one."

Jimmy stood watching the disappearing food, then he sat down. Then he

lay at full length; but no one took the slightest notice, for the blacks

were selfishly busy, and we were keeping up the punishment for the false

alarm to which our follower had subjected us.

At last this attack upon Jimmy's tenderest part--his appetite--grew to

be more than he could bear, and he sat up in the squatting attitude so

much affected by savages.

"Ah!" he exclaimed dolefully, "poor black fellow--poor Jimmy!" and this

started Jack Penny off laughing once more, which so exasperated Jimmy

that he sprang up as sharply as if stung, and ran in a rage to where his

black companions were eating their food.

"Here, hi! you black fellow, Jimmy done wid him. Jimmy gib boomerang.

You no fro down wallaby."

He held out his curious hard-wood weapon to Ti-hi, who took it, gazing

at him wonderingly, while Jimmy glanced at us to see if we were about to

relent and give him some breakfast.

"Jimmy going," he said at last, loud enough for us to hear; but we paid

no heed.

"Jimmy going; nebber come back no more," he said in a louder voice; but

no one turned a head.

"Jimmy go jump river. Big bunyip crocodile come eat poor Jimmy. All um

very sorry. No see poor Jimmy not nev more."

He glanced at us again, but we were laughing over our breakfast, though

not so busy but that we were able to see the black fold his arms and

stalk away, evidently under the impression that we should start up and

arrest him; but no one moved.

"Big water bunyip glad get black fellow," he said, as loudly as he

could, and with a scornful look at us.

"Here, suppose we go," said the doctor, rising.

"Go?" said Jack, getting up slowly, "where to?"

"To see Jimmy feed the crocodiles. Come along, lads."

Jimmy stopped short with his jaw dropped, and nearly beside himself with

rage. He seemed to be completely staggered at our cool way of taking

things, and at last he ran off like the wind, rushed back again with his

eyes flashing, and slapping his legs as he darted upon Ti-hi, waddy in

hand.

"Gib boomerang Jimmy, black tief fellow," he roared. "Take a boomerang.

Jimmy boomerang. Tief fellow tole a boomerang."

Snatching it from Ti-hi's hand he made believe to strike him with the

curious weapon and then rushed off with it into the bush.

"Well, Joe," said the doctor, "do you think the crocodiles will dine on

blackbird?"

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