Religion had, at about this period, sunk to a very low ebb in the hands

of a crafty priesthood, who used the influence of their position for

their own temporal purposes. Prodigies were declared to have happened;

such as the talking of a cow, which was alleged to have "whispered low"

in a priest's ear; statues were said to have wept; and the tale was

listened to by those who believed that their augurs could, if they

pleased, get blood out of a stone.

In literature, though it is customary to speak of Roman characters as an

original form of letters, Rome had nothing new, but trusted to what was

already known; for she not only copied the vices of the Greeks, but took

a leaf out of their books in a more literal manner. She had no writers

of her own; but what literary food she possessed was supplied by those

translating cooks who make a hash of nearly everything they lay their

hands upon.

The earliest Roman dramatist is supposed to have been one Lucius

Andronicus, who had formerly been a slave, and who continued his slavish

propensities by a servile adaptation of Greek plays, instead of boldly

attempting an original production. Like many of the modern translators,

he was himself an actor in his own pieces; and it is declared by Livy

the historian, that he lost his voice by the frequency with which he was

encored by the audience. This statement seems to show that puffs were

not unknown when the Roman drama was in its very earliest stage; for the

assertion in question could scarcely have been true, since Cicero[59]

has told us that there was nothing worthy of being read or listened to

twice, in the plays of Lucius Andronicus.

The greatest comic writer of the period at which our history has

arrived, was Marcus Accius Plautus, of whose origin little is known; for

the Romans held their wits and humorists in such little respect, that as

long as they could raise a laugh, it mattered little who they were,

whence they sprung, or what became of them. It was not until after a

writer's death that any interest was felt in his life, and such was the

case with regard to Plautus, who has been the subject of more invention

than is to be found in all his comedies. Conjecture--the author of half

the history, and three-fourths of the biography, which the world

possesses--describes Plautus as a low-born fellow, made of the very

commonest clay, moulded by one of Nature's awkwardest journeymen into a

misshapen lump, and whose angular deformities constituted his chief

points of humour. Having made a little money as a dramatist, he is said

to have embarked it in the baking business; some would say that he might

make his own puffs; but his shop failed, and as the public would not, he

of course could not, get his bread at it. He next entered the service of

a miller and master baker, where he attempted, in grinding corn, to turn

at once the handle of a mill and an honest penny. Even in the bakehouse

he was unable to forget the flowery path of literature; and while

watching the bread, he managed to inscribe on different rolls no less

than three comedies. Of these he made sufficient to enable him to quit

the oven, which was incapable of warming his imagination; and taking

lodgings in Rome, he resumed the life of a dramatist.

What Plautus may have wanted in originality, he made up for by

industry, there being still extant twenty of his plays, and he was,

according to some, the author of one hundred pieces.

The mantle of Plautus--supposing the dramatist to have died with a coat

to his back--may be said to have fallen on Terentius Afer, or Terence.

He is believed to have been born at Carthage, and to have been the slave

of a Roman senator; for his biographers--who, by the way, were writers

themselves--will not hazard the supposition that one of their own order

could have been the son of a gentleman. Terentius, however, got into

what is usually termed the best society, which had the usual effect of

the "best society" on a literary man; for it took what it could never

compensate him for--his time; it led him into idle and extravagant

habits, and thus brought him, where it will inevitably leave him, if it

once gets him there--to ruin. His fashionable friends carried their

patronage so far, as to tax his reputation as well as his means, and

even claimed a share in the credit of his writings, declaring the best

part of them to be their own, though they suffered Terentius to affix

his name to them.

Scipio Africanus, who stands convicted of fraud and embezzlement in a

former chapter,[60] had the effrontery to say, or allow it to be said,

that he had written portions of the plays in question, or, at least,

contributed some of the jokes; but we have nothing to support the claim,

except the fact that he might, perhaps, have made a pun, as he is known

to have picked the public pocket. The following anecdote, related by his

biographer, Donatus, or Suetonius--for the learned are at issue, and

have long been stumbling over the two styles--may afford some idea of

the treatment to which authors were submitted in the age we are writing

of. Having completed his play of "Andria," Terence was desirous of

getting it licensed, and applied to the Ædiles, who referred him to

Cæcilius, for an opinion on the manuscript. The critic being at dinner,

desired the dramatist to take a seat on a low stool, and read his piece,

so that Cæcilius might, at the same time, swallow his meal, and digest

the new comedy. Terence had read but a few verses, when the critic

declared he could not continue selfishly putting good things into his

own mouth, while so many good things were coming from the mouth of his

visitor. He was requested to put the comedy away until after the dinner,

which he was invited to share; and, having done so, the play was

finished over a glass or two of wine, which increased the enthusiasm

with which the author read, and the critic listened. Both were delighted

with each other. Their better acquaintance was drunk; success to the

comedy was drunk; their healths were drunk together; and, ultimately,

Cæcilius and Terence were drunk separately as well as jointly, before

the termination of the evening.

The plays of Terence, though of Greek origin, were moulded after a

fashion of his own, and what little of the material he borrowed was

almost immaterial to the value of his productions. He received for one

of them "The Eunuchus," no less than 8000 sesterces (about £64), which

was, in those days, the largest sum that had ever been paid for a five

act comedy. After having been successful for some years, he embarked,

according to some authorities, for Greece--as our dramatists embark

occasionally for Boulogne--to lay in a new stock of pieces for future

translation. Other authorities assert that he went to Asia, taking a

number of translations with him, and was never heard of again, the ship

having been sunk, perhaps, by the weight of his too heavy manuscripts.

[Illustration: Terence reading his Play to Cæcilius.]

Among the writers of the period, we must not forget to mention Ennius, a

Calabrian, who gave lessons in Greek to the patrician youths, at a small

lodging on the Aventine. He is regarded as the father of Latin poetry;

but Latin poetry could profit little from the paternal care of one whose

devotion to the bottle rendered his own care of himself frequently

impossible. His productions are of a very fragmentary kind; and, indeed,

his habits of intemperance prevented him from making any sustained

effort. He was the boon companion of several patricians, who helped him

to ruin when alive, and gave him a monument at his death;--one of them

(Scipio Africanus) accommodating the poet with a place in his tomb, so

that the patron might literally go down to posterity with the man of

genius.

While on the subject of the drama, as represented at Rome in the days of

Plautus and Terence, we may refer to the fact that masks were worn by

the actors, which gave to a theatrical performance some absurd and not

very interesting features. There were several sets of masks among the

properties of a regular theatre, beginning with that of the first tragic

old man, which had a quantity of venerable white worsted attached to it

for hair, with cheeks as chalky as grief and tears, strong enough to

have washed out the fastest colour, might be supposed to have rendered

them. The mask of the second tragic old man was less pale than that of

the first, for he was not supposed to have attained to that universal

privilege of aged heroism,--a countenance sicklied o'er with a pale coat

of whitewash. The mask of the tragic young man, or youthful hero, was

remarkable for its luxuriant head of hair, which, from the earliest days

of the drama to the present hour, seems to be accepted as the stage

indication of a noble character. The tragic masks for slaves embraced

some interesting varieties, including a sharp nose, intended to be

indicative of many a blow from fortune's hand,--a sunken eye, to bespeak

a sorry look-out,--and, occasionally, long white hair, quite straight,

which was supposed to convey the idea of the party having seen better

days, though the analogy is difficult, unless the lankiness of the locks

may be held to show that a favourable turn has in vain been waited for.

The mask of a tragic lady had all those signs of a genuine female in

distress which are even to this day required on the stage, where long

black hair, in terribly straightened circumstances, is the emblem of an

anxious mind, which has long been a stranger to curl-papers. When

insanity, as well as anguish, had to be represented by the mask, the

hair was undivided in the centre, but floated in wild profusion, as if

the wearer had gone through a great deal, and as if, whatever she had

gone through, her hair had caught in the middle of.

The classical mask of the first comic old man was drawn excessively mild

and benevolent, to indicate that propensity for scattering purses among

the poor, and bestowing his daughter, with some millions of sesterces,

on young Lucius, which were the probable attributes of the Greek and

Latin stage veteran. There was also the mask of the testy old man, who

was represented perfectly bald, as if he was always taking something or

other into his head which had torn all the hair out of it. The masks for

comic young men had the ordinary characteristics of stage humour,

including red hair, pug noses, broad lips, and raised eyebrows, which

are in these days supplied from those recognised sources of dramatic

drollery, the burnt cork, the gum-pot, and the paint-box.

We might enumerate a long list of different masks, without introducing

any variety, for they were very nearly the same; but we have shown

enough to prove that the classical taste for which so many clamour

without knowing what they talk about, was very little, if at all, above

the modern standard. Some authorities[61] assert that masks were not

worn in the earliest representations of the Roman drama; but some of the

oldest MS. of Terence contain figures of the required masks, just as a

play of the present day has prefixed to it a list of the costumes of the

characters. The admirers of the classical may be grieved and astonished

to hear that the taste, for the restoration of which they so much pine,

took greater delight in the deadly games of the Circus, than in the

lively representations of men and manners.

[Illustration: Light Comedy Man of the Period.]

Historical literature was in a very humble condition, and had much, or

indeed all, the prolixity, with little of the accuracy, of a modern

report for a newspaper. It is, however, hardly fair to judge the authors

severely for writings which we have never seen, and are never likely to

see; for they have never come down to us, except in scraps--the result

of the various cuttings-up they have encountered at the hands of

Polybius and other critics. For the same reason, we are unable to praise

conscientiously the "Origines" of Cato, which has long ago been lost,

and we are unwilling to adopt the "opinions of the press," which have

too often been at the disposal of the member of a clique, or of the

purchaser of a puffing paragraph. Oratory always was, and always will

be, an important art, except in those countries which are so excessively

republican and free, that the people are free for every imaginable or

imaginary purpose, except to do as they please, and to say what they

think proper. The Romans took the art of rhetoric from the Greeks, but

even a good thing is distasteful if forced where it is not asked; and,

when the Athenians sent three professed orators as propagandists of

their art to Rome, the foreign agitators were ordered--very properly--to

quit the city.

As lawyers, the early Romans are entitled to high praise, and they

evinced their prudence by making juris-prudence an essential part of

their ordinary studies. The Roman youth were required to get the Twelve

Tables by heart, or rather, by head, which was supposed to be

sufficiently furnished when the whole of the Twelve Tables alluded to

were crammed into it.

The science of Medicine was not in very high repute among the early

Romans, and physic was, commercially speaking, in very little demand, so

that it would have been a mere drug if brought into the market. The

aristocratic families generally expected one of their slaves to know

something of the healing process, as they usually did of other arts or

trades; and a surgical operation, like a gardening operation, or any

piece of merely manual labour, was frequently entrusted to the hands of

a simple bondsman. Physic was scarcely known in Rome as a distinct

pursuit, until the year of the City 534 (B.C. 219), when the Greek

physician Archagathus opened a shop with an extensive stock, and an

establishment of baths; the expense of which would have plunged him into

hot water, had not the public come forward to make him a present of his

premises. The shops of the doctors were lounging places for the idle,

who are always the most profitable patients; for there is no ailing so

troublesome as that of having nothing to do, and abundance of time to do

it in. The Romans had made little advance in art, though they professed

to show their love for it by robbing other nations of their treasures.

On the same principle, the pickpocket, who pilfers a handkerchief, might

ask credit for being attracted by the beauty of its design; and the

knave who walks away with a set of silver spoons might pretend to be

actuated by a desire to patronise their pattern or their workmanship.

Rome, indeed, can scarcely be said to have introduced the arts from

Greece, but merely to have introduced a few of the articles on which the

arts had employed themselves.

Commerce was looked down upon for a long period as a degrading pursuit;

but from the time of the Second Punic War, the equites, with a total

disregard of equity, began lending out money at exorbitant interest.

Though they would not condescend to trade for gain, they were prepared

to pocket the profits of usury. They would also purchase corn at a low

price abroad, and sell it at a dear rate at home; for they understood

and practised all the tricks of the tradesman, though they sneered at

and repudiated his position. The slave trade was also carried on to a

vast extent by the higher classes, and even Cato is said to have done a

little in that way himself, notwithstanding the stiffness of his

notions, and the alleged purity of his morals. The patrician principle

seemed to be, that the same thing which would be blamable on a small

scale, was excusable when practised on a broad basis--that to sell a

little was degrading, but to sell a great deal was no disgrace at all;

and by a parity of reasoning, they must have held, that so far from its

being the same thing whether to be hanged for a sheep or a lamb, it

would only be the smaller depredator who would deserve any punishment

whatever.

Robbery had greatly augmented the public wealth; but individuals were

wretchedly poor, with the exception of the few who had had a hand in the

pockets of the conquered nations. Slaves were brought in such numbers to

Rome, that at length they would hardly fetch a price; and so many were

brought from Sardinia, who were constantly being put up, knocked down at

nothing, bought in, and left on hand, that "Sardians to sell!" passed

into a proverb to express an unsaleable article. In vain were the poor

creatures prepared to do as they were bid, for no one would give them a

bidding. The Greek captives fetched a higher price, for they were many

of them accomplished men, and became tutors, music-masters, or teachers

of painting, in the families of their purchasers. Among the hostages

brought to Rome, was Polybius the historian, who got so good a living by

giving lessons, that though he had been brought to Rome against his

will, he solicited the privilege of remaining there. His "Universal

History," in forty books, was a work that ought to be, and would have

been, in every gentleman's library, but for the unfortunate fact of its

having been nearly all lost: and we may judge of the excellence of the

whole, from the knowledge that though what remains of the work is very

good, by far the best part of it is missing.

FOOTNOTES:

[56] P. Cornelius Scipio gave no better answer than this to a charge of

having embezzled a sum amounting to 36,000_l._ sterling.

[57] _Vide_ "The Cities and Cemeteries of Etruria," by Dennis.

[58] De Re rustica.

[59] Brut., c. 18

[60] Chapter xix., p. 202.

[61] Diomedes, iii., p. 486, ed. Putsch.

CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIRST.

WARS AGAINST PERSEUS. THE THIRD PUNIC WAR. SIEGE AND DESTRUCTION OF

CARTHAGE, AND DITTO DITTO OF CORINTH.

Philip of Macedon bad been from time to time waging war with Rome; but

the wages of the troops were so exhausting to his means, that he was

driven to a hollow peace by his empty pockets. He had agreed to confine

his dominion within a certain space; but, as his ambition had no bounds,

he would not be content that his territory should have any limits. He

accordingly fought with and thrashed the Thracians, who sent ambassadors

to Rome for the purpose of showing him up, as it were, to their common

master. Rome punished him by ordering him to keep within bounds; and

threatened, that if he should be found venturing out of bounds, he

should be severely punished. Philip muttered something about seeking

justice elsewhere--a threat of paulo-post-future revenge which is common

with those who, being engaged in a dispute, have got decidedly the worst

of it.

His prospects of ulterior measures were, however, sufficiently remote to

induce him to attempt an arrangement through the intervention of his son

Demetrius. The latter had been educated in Rome, and of course had a

thorough understanding of the Roman character. He succeeded in his

mission, but he obtained his end in a less agreeable sense; for his

existence was brought to a close by treachery. Some designing persons

fomented a feeling of jealousy between himself and his elder brother,

Perseus, who poisoned the mind of Philip with such fatal effect, that he

caused the poisoning--not merely mental, but physical--of his son

Demetrius. When the wretched parent discovered that he had been duped,

he became so uneasy in his mind, that he went quite out of it, and died

at the age of three-score, unable to meet the heavy score that he had

run up against himself in the court of his own conscience.

Perseus was hailed by the Romans as king; but all their hailing could

not render his reign prosperous. He endeavoured to cement his power by a

marriage with the daughter of Antiochus Epiphanes, for Perseus thought

that the aid he would derive from the match, would render him more than

a match for his enemies. He gave his sister to Prusias of Bithynia, in

the hope that the latter, having married into the family, would feel

himself wedded to its interests. Avarice was, however, the ruin of

Perseus; for he did not understand the true use of the purse, which he

used his utmost exertions to fill, and then held its strings with

parsimonious stringency. He had promised to pay his allies, but their

zeal in his cause subsided when they were left without their subsidies.

Eumenes of Pergamus being among others seized with a panic, went to Rome

to ask advice, and on his return nearly lost his life on the highway, by

some persons who attacked him in a very low manner. He was passing a

narrow footpath near Delphi--from which it would appear that he had

walked at least a portion of the way--when some persons concealed in the

rocks, hurled down several large blocks of granite, which though not

causing his death, brought him within a stone's throw of it. Several

huge pieces having fallen upon him, something struck him that all was

not right; and he was revolving the affair in his mind, when he found

himself rolling down the precipice. He was picked up nearly lifeless,

but though very much jammed, he was preserved; and though almost dashed

to pieces, he was sufficiently collected, in a few days, to be enabled

to go home, by another road, to Asia. It was said that Perseus had had a

hand in this disgraceful affair; but he declared that even if he had

wished for the death of Eumenes, he would not have been guilty of making

such a desperate push for it.

This circumstance gave an impetus to the hostilities between Rome and

Perseus, who was driven by the Consul Paulus Æmilius to a place called

Pydna, where the two armies came to such very close quarters, that their

cavalry were compelled to go halves in the same stream of water. A Roman

horse happened to be drinking, when, startled by his own shadow, and not

giving himself time for reflection, which would have shown him the cause

of his alarm, he ran away into the camp of the enemy. The animal, though

goaded on by nothing but the spur of the moment, continued his flight;

and some Roman soldiers running after him into the enemy's camp, were

speedily followed by so many more, that, though they had come after

their own horse, they began attacking the foot of the enemy.

The battle was commenced under such unfavourable circumstances, that

Æmilius, the Roman leader, thinking it all lost, declared that it was

all one to him what became of him. He manifested his grief by tearing

his robe to show how much he was cut up; and beating his foot

impatiently on the ground, he stamped himself for ever as a man without

strength of mind, in a case where fortitude was required. The Roman

cavalry beginning to bear down successfully, the Consul began to bear

up; and the tide of fortune being turned, the Macedonians were,

according to those grave authorities--which never mince matters, though

always mincing men--cut, as usual, to pieces. Perseus flew to Pella; but

having omitted to close the gates after him, he was shut out from all

chance of escape had he remained in the place, and he went on,

therefore, to Amphipolis. There he attempted to address the inhabitants

on his own behalf; but he shed so many tears, that he drowned his own

voice, and choked his own utterance. He had hoped to rouse the

inhabitants by going to the country with a cry; but he damped their

enthusiasm with a flood of tears, when they had been looking for a flow

of eloquence.

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