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THE

COMIC HISTORY OF ROME,

FROM THE FOUNDING OF THE CITY TO THE END OF

THE COMMONWEALTH.

[Illustration: _Romulus and Remus discovered by a gentle shepherd._]

[Illustration]

THE

COMIC

HISTORY

OF

ROME

BY GILBERT ABBOTT À BECKET.

ILLUSTRATED BY JOHN LEECH.

BRADBURY AND EVANS, 11, BOUVERIE STREET.

LONDON:

BRADBURY AND EVANS, PRINTERS, WHITEFRIARS.

PREFACE

Some explanation is perhaps due from a writer who adopts the title of

Comic in relation to a subject which is ordinarily considered to be so

essentially grave as that of History. Though the epithet may be thought

by many inappropriate to the theme, this work has been prompted by a

very serious desire to instruct those who, though willing to acquire

information, seek in doing so as much amusement as possible.

It is true that professedly Comic literature has been the subject of a

familiarity not unmixed with contempt on the part of a portion of the

public, since that class of writing obtained the popularity which has

especially attended it within the last few years; but as whatever

disrepute it has fallen into is owing entirely to its abuse, there is no

reason for abandoning an attempt to make a right use of it. The title of

Comic has therefore been retained in reference to this work, though the

author has felt that its purport is likely to be misconceived by many,

and among them not a few whose judgment he would highly esteem, who

would turn away from a Comic History solely on account of its name, and

without giving themselves the trouble to look into it. Those persons

are, however, grievously mistaken who have imagined that in this, and in

similar books from the same pen, the object has been to treat History as

a mere farce, or to laugh at Truth--the aim of the writer having

invariably been to expose falsehood, and to bring into merited contempt

all that has been injudiciously, ignorantly, or dishonestly held up to

general admiration. His method of telling a story may be objected to;

nevertheless, if he does his utmost to tell it truly, he ought not,

perhaps, to be very severely criticised for adopting the style in which

he feels himself most at home; and if his opinions are found to be, in

the main, such as just and sensible persons can agree with, he only asks

that his views and sentiments may be estimated by what they contain, and

not by any peculiarity in his mode of expressing them.

The writer of this book is animated by an earnest wish to aid, as far as

he is able, in the project of combining instruction with amusement; and

he trusts he shall not be blamed for endeavouring to render such ability

as he possesses available for as much as it is worth, in applying it to

subjects of useful information.

Those who are not disposed to approve of his design, will perhaps give

him credit for his motive; and he may with confidence assert, that, from

the care and attention he has bestowed upon this work, it will be found

to form (irrespective of its claims to amuse) by no means the least

compendious and correct of the histories already in existence of Rome to

the end of the Commonwealth. If he has failed in justifying the

application of the title of Comic to his work, he has reason to believe

it will be found accurate. Though the style professes to be light, he

would submit that truth does not necessarily make more impression by

being conveyed through a heavy medium; and although facts may be

playfully told, it is hoped that narrative in sport may be found to

constitute history in earnest.

CONTENTS.

PAGE

CHAP. I.--FROM THE FOUNDATION OF ROME TO THE DEATH OF ROMULUS 1

II.--FROM THE ACCESSION OF NUMA POMPILIUS TO THE DEATH OF

ANCUS MARTIUS 14

III.--FROM THE ACCESSION OF TARQUINIUS PRISCUS TO THE DEATH

OF SERVIUS TULLIUS 23

IV.--FROM THE ACCESSION OF TARQUINIUS SUPERBUS TO THE

BANISHMENT OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, AND THE ABOLITION OF

THE KINGLY DIGNITY 33

V.--FROM THE BANISHMENT OF TARQUINIUS SUPERBUS TO THE

BATTLE OF LAKE REGILLUS 43

VI.--FROM THE BATTLE OF THE LAKE REGILLUS TO THE CLOSE OF

THE WAR WITH THE VOLSCIANS 56

VII.--FROM THE CLOSE OF THE WAR WITH THE VOLSCIANS TO THE

PASSING OF THE BILL OF TERENTILLUS 65

VIII.--FROM THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE DECEMVIRATE TO THE

TAKING OF VEII 73

IX.--FROM THE TAKING OF ROME BY THE GAULS TO ITS SUBSEQUENT

PRESERVATION BY MANLIUS 89

X.--FROM THE TRIBUNESHIP OF C. LICINIUS TO THE DEFEAT OF

THE GAULS BY VALERIUS 97

XI.--FROM THE FIRST WAR AGAINST THE SAMNITES TO THE PASSING

OF THE LAWS OF PUBLILIUS 107

XII.--FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND TO THE END OF THE

THIRD SAMNITE WAR 116

XIII.--ON THE PEACEFUL OCCUPATIONS OF THE ROMANS. FROM THE

SCARCITY OF SUBJECT, NECESSARILY A VERY SHORT CHAPTER 129

XIV.--FROM THE END OF THE THIRD SAMNITE WAR TO THE

SUBJUGATION OF ALL ITALY BY THE ROMANS 135

XV.--THE FIRST PUNIC WAR 150

XVI.--SOME MISCELLANEOUS WARS OF ROME 161

XVII.--THE SECOND PUNIC WAR 171

XVIII.--CONCLUSION OF THE SECOND PUNIC WAR 183

XIX.--WAR WITH THE MACEDONIANS. PROCLAMATION OF THE FREEDOM

OF GREECE BY FLAMINIUS. WAR WITH ANTIOCHUS. DEATH OF

HANNIBAL, AND OF SCIPIO AFRICANUS 193

XX.--PUBLIC AMUSEMENTS. MORALS, MANNERS, CUSTOMS, AND STATE

OF THE DRAMA AND LITERATURE AMONG THE ROMANS 204

XXI.--WARS AGAINST PERSEUS. THE THIRD PUNIC WAR. SIEGE AND

DESTRUCTION OF CARTHAGE, AND DITTO DITTO OF CORINTH 215

XXII.--WARS IN SPAIN. VIRIATHUS. DESTRUCTION OF NUMANTIA.

THE SERVILE WAR IN SICILY. APPROPRIATION OF PERGAMUS 225

XXIII.--THE GRACCHI AND THEIR MOTHER. RISE AND FALL OF

TIBERIUS AND CAIUS GRACCHUS 234

XXIV.--THE JUGURTHINE WAR. WAR AGAINST THE CIMBRI AND TEUTONI 247

XXV.--MITHRIDATES, SULLA, MARIUS, CINNA, ET CÆTERA 257

XXVI.--DEATH OF CINNA. RETURN OF SULLA TO ROME. C. PAPIRIUS

CARBO. DICTATORSHIP OF SULLA 267

XXVII.--REACTION AGAINST THE POLICY OF SULLA. SERVICES OF

Q. SERTORIUS. METELLUS. CN. POMPEY. SPIRITED STEPS

OF SPARTACUS. THE IRATE PIRATE 275

XXVIII.--THE THIRD MITHRIDATIC WAR. DEPOSITION AND DEATH OF

MITHRIDATES 284

XXIX.--CONSPIRACY OF CATILINE. INTRODUCTION OF CICERO.

CÆSAR, POMPEY, CRASSUS, AND CO. 289

XXX.--OVERTHROW OF CRASSUS. DEFEAT OF POMPEY. DICTATORSHIP

AND DEATH OF CÆSAR. END OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC 299

ENGRAVINGS ON STEEL.

PAGE

1. ROMULUS AND REMUS DISCOVERED BY A GENTLE SHEPHERD i

2. TARQUINIUS SUPERBUS MAKES HIMSELF KING 33

3. APPIUS CLAUDIUS PUNISHED BY THE PEOPLE 80

4. THE GALLANT CURTIUS LEAPING INTO THE GULF 104

5. PYRRHUS ARRIVES IN ITALY WITH HIS TROUPE 138

6. HANNIBAL, WHILST EVEN YET A CHILD, SWEARS ETERNAL HATRED

TO THE ROMANS 168

7. FLAMINIUS RESTORING LIBERTY TO GREECE AT THE ISTHMIAN GAMES 195

8. THE MOTHER OF THE GRACCHI 234

9. MARIUS DISCOVERED IN THE MARSHES AT MINTURNÆ 261

10. CICERO DENOUNCING CATILINE 292

ENGRAVINGS ON WOOD.

PAGE

Initial T.--Æneas and Anchises 1

Rhea Silvia 4

Romulus Consulting the Augury 6

Remus jumping over the Walls 7

Awful Appearance of the Shade of Remus to Romulus 8

The Romans walking off with the Sabine Women 10

Initial R 14

Numa Pompilius remembering the Grotto 15

Death of Cluilius 17

Combat between the Horatii and Curiatii 19

Initial 23

Celeres 24

Debtor and Creditor. Seizure of Goods for a Debt 28

Initial T 33

Tarquinius Superbus has the Sibylline Books valued 35

The Evil Conscience of Tarquin 37

Mrs. Sextus consoles herself with a Little Party 39

Tail-piece 42

Initial B 43

Aruns and Brutus 45

Horatius Cocles Defending the Bridge 49

Mucius Scævola before Porsenna 51

Clælia and her Companions escaping from the Etruscan Camp 52

Initial T 56

Coriolanus parting from his Wife and Family 63

Initial A 65

A Lictor is sent to arrest Publilius Volero 68

Cincinnatus chosen Dictator 70

Roman Bull and Priest of the Period 73

Virginia carried off by a Minion in the pay of Appius 78

In the foreground of the Tableau may be observed a Patrician

looking very black at the Triumph of the General 83

In all probability something of this sort 84

School-boys flogging the Schoolmaster 88

Initial A.--A Gaul 89

The Citadel saved by the cackling of the Geese 93

Initial R.--Roman Soldier 97

Miss Fabia, the Younger, astonished at the Patrician's

Double-knock 98

Titus threatening Pomponius 103

Terrific Combat between Titus Manlius and a Gaul of gigantic

Stature 105

Initial T 107

A Scare-crow 109

Metius aggravating Titus Manlius 111

The Romans clothed by the Inhabitants

of Capua 119

Samnite Soldier 126

Initial I.--Æsculapius 129

The Ambassadors purchasing Æsculapius 133

Tail-piece 134

Initial R 135

Appearance in the Senate of a young Nobleman, named Meto 139

Self-possession of Fabricius, the Ambassador, under rather

Trying Circumstances 142

Discovery of the Head of Summanus 145

Curius Dentatus refusing the Magnificent Gift offered by the

Samnite Ambassadors 146

Initial A 150

Roman Man-of-War, from a scarce Medal 153

Initial P 161

Hanno announcing to the Mercenaries the Emptiness of the

Public Coffers 162

Early Roman Gladiator and his Patron 165

His Excellency Q. Fabius offering Peace or War to the

Carthaginian Senate 169

Hannibal crossing the Alps 173

Hannibal disguising himself 176

The "Slow Coach" 179

Young Varro 180

Archimedes taking a Warm Bath 186

Considerate Conduct of Scipio Africanus 188

Initial W 193

Hannibal leads the Ambassadors rather a fatiguing Walk round

Carthage 197

Hannibal requesting the Cretan Priests to become his Bankers 200

Hannibal makes the usual neat and appropriate Speech previous

to killing himself 201

Initial I 204

Roman Lady "Shopping" 205

Terence reading his Play to Cæcilius 210

Light Comedy Man of the Period 212

Bacchanalian Group, from a very old Vase 223

Assassination of Viriathus 226

Arrest of Eunus 231

Tib. Gracchus canvassing 238

Melancholy end of Tib. Gracchus 239

Scipio Æmilianus cramming himself for a Speech after a hearty

Supper 240

Rash Act of Caius Gracchus 244

Tail-piece 246

Drusus is Stabbed, and Expires gracefully 254

Initial F 257

"Who dares kill Marius?" 261

Marius in the Ruins of Carthage 263

Marius in his Old Age 266

Funeral Pile of Sulla 274

Initial T--Cæsar and Pompey very much alike, especially Pompey 275

Sertorius and his young Friends 278

Armed Slave 280

Spartacus 281

Mithridates, his rash act 286

Mithridates 287

Initial A--Libertas, Æqualitas, Fraternitas 289

Fulvia 291

Cicero throws up his Brief, like a Gentleman 296

Initial C 299

"Quid times? Cæsarem vehis." 301

The End of Julius Cæsar 308

THE COMIC HISTORY OF ROME.

CHAPTER THE FIRST.

FROM THE FOUNDATION OF ROME TO THE DEATH OF ROMULUS.

[Illustration: Æneas and Anchises.]

The origin of the Romans has long been lost in that impenetrable fog,

the mist of ages; which, it is to be feared, will never clear off, for

it unfortunately seems to grow thicker the more boldly we try to grope

about in it. In the midst of these fogs, some energetic individual will

now and then appear with a pretty powerful link, but there are not

enough of these links to form a connected chain of incidents.

One of the oldest and most popular traditions concerning the origin of

the Romans, is that founded on the remarkable feat of filial pick-a-back

alleged to have been performed by Æneas, who is frequently dragged in

head and shoulders, with his venerable parent, to lead off the march of

events, and, as it were, open the ball of history.

It is said that after[1] the siege of Troy, Æneas snatched up his Lares

and Penates in one hand, and his father, Anchises, in the other; when,

flinging the former over the right shoulder, and the latter over the

left, he ran down to the sea-shore, called "A boat a-hoy," and escaped

from the jaws of destruction into the mouth of the Tiber. There are many

reasons for disbelieving this story, and it is quite enough to deprive

it of weight to consider what must have been the weight of Anchises

himself, and the large bundle of household images that Æneas is alleged

to have been burdened with. Putting probability in one scale, and an

elderly gentleman, with a lot of Lares and a parcel of Penates in the

other, there can be no doubt which will preponderate. It happens, also,

that Troy is usually said to have been destroyed 430 years before Rome

was founded,[2] so that it would have been to this day as unfounded as

the tale itself, if the city had had no other foundation than that which

Æneas was supposed to have given it.

The Latin Bards have adorned this story in their own peculiar way, by

adding that Æneas, on his arrival in the Tiber, resolved to sacrifice a

milk white sow, in gratitude for his safety. The sow, who must have been

an ancestor of the learned pig, got scent of her fate, and running two

or three miles up the country, produced a sad litter of thirty little

ones; when Æneas, fancying he heard a voice telling him to build a town

on the spot, determined, "please the pigs," to found a city there. The

classical story-teller goes on to say, that Latinus, king of the Latins,

happened to be at war with Turnus--or as we might call him Turner--King

of the Rutuli, when the Trojans arrived, and the former, thinking it

better worth his while to make friends than foes of the immigrants, gave

them a tract of land, which rendered them extremely tractable. On the

principle that one good turn deserves another, they turned round upon

Turnus, and completely routed the Rutuli. Latinus, to show his

gratitude, gave Lavinia--not the "lovely young" one, who Thomson tells

us, "once had friends;" but his own daughter of that name--in marriage

to Æneas, who at the death of his father-in-law, ruled over the city,

and called his colony Lavinium. Tradition tells us further that Æneas

had a son, Ascanius, sometimes called Parvus Iulus, or little Juli, who

subsequently left Lavinium, and built Alba Longa--a sort of classical

long acre--in that desirable neighbourhood known as the Alban Mount,

which, from its becoming subsequently the most fashionable part of the

city, may deserve the name of the Roman Albany.

The descendants of Ascanius are said to have reigned 300 years, and an

attempt has been made to fill up the gap of these three centuries with a

quantity of dry rubbish of the antiquarian kind, which occupies space,

without affording anything like a solid foundation for the structure to

be built upon it. Of such a nature is the catalogue of matters alleged

to have connected Æneas with the actual founders of Rome; but though

names and dates are given, there is little doubt that the value of

names is not even nominal, and that if we trust the dates, we shall

rely on the falsest data.

The spirit of antiquarianism is as ancient as the subjects on which it

employs its ingenuity, and the Romans began puzzling themselves at a

very early period about their own origin. A long course of fabrication

ended in rearing up a legendary fabric, which was acknowledged by all

the Roman bards; and however much they may have doubted the truth of the

tale, they deserve some credit for the consistency with which they have

adhered to it.

The legend states that one Procas, belonging to the family of the

Silvii, or Silvers, had two sons,--the elder, to whom the kingdom was

left, being called Numitor, and the younger going by the name of

Amulius. Though Numitor was the bigger brother, he does not seem to have

been, pugilistically speaking, the better man, for he was deprived of

the kingdom by Amulius, who, to prevent the chances of the law of

primogeniture again taking effect, by placing any of Numitor's

descendants on the throne, caused Rhea Silvia, the only daughter of that

individual to become a virgin in the Temple of Vesta. The Vestals were,

in fact, the old original nuns, withdrawing themselves from the world,

and entering into a solemn vow against marriage during thirty years;

after which period they were free to wed, though they were scarcely ever

invited to avail themselves of their rather tardy privilege. The senior

sister went by the highly respectable name of Virgo Maxima--or old maid

in chief--and was doubtless something more than ordinary in her

appearance, as well as in her position. The Vestals were required to be

plain in their dress, and in order to extend this plainness as far as

possible to their looks, their hair was cut very short, however much

they may have been distressed at parting with their tresses. Their chief

duty consisted in keeping up the fire on the altar of Vesta, and they

were prohibited on pain of death from giving to any other flame the

smallest encouragement. In the event of such an offence having been

committed by an unfortunate Vestal, who found her position little better

than being buried alive, she was made to undergo literally that awful

penalty.

Though the duties of the Vestals were rigidly enforced, and the letting

out of the sacred fire was, in some cases, punished by the extinction of

the delinquent's vital spark, they enjoyed some peculiar advantages.

Though their acts were under strict control, they were, in one sense,

allowed a will of their own; for they were permitted, even when under

age, to make their own testaments. They occupied reserved seats at

public entertainments; and if they happened to meet a criminal in

custody, they had the privilege of releasing him from the hands of the

police of the period. Notwithstanding these inducements, the office of

Vestal was not in much request; and, in the event of a vacancy, it was

awarded by lot to some young lady, whose dissatisfaction with her lot

was usually very visible. Such is a brief outline of the duties and

liabilities of the order into which Amulius forced his niece, and it

has been the subject of complaint in more recent times that Rome still

occasionally does as Rome used to do. We will now return to Rhea Silvia,

who appears to have entered the service of the goddess as a

maid-of-all-work; for she was in the habit of going to draw water from a

well; and it was on one of these aquatic excursions she met with a

military man, passing himself off as Mars who paid his addresses to her,

and proved irresistible.

[Illustration: Rhea Silvia.]

Rhea Silvia gave birth to twins; upon which her cruel uncle ordered her

to be put to death, and desired that her infant offspring should be

treated as a couple of unwelcome puppies, and got rid of by drowning in

the ordinary manner.

The children were placed in a cradle, or, as some say, a bowl, and

turned adrift on the river; so that Amulius, if he had any misgiving as

to the security of his crown, preferred to drown it in the bowl with his

unhappy little relatives.

It happened that there had been such a run on the banks of the Tiber,

that its coffers or coffer-dams had poured out their contents all over

the adjacent plains, and caused a very extensive distribution of its

currency. Among other valuable deposits, it chanced to lodge for

security, in a branch connected with the bank, the children of Rhea

Silvia, who, by the way, must have been very fortunate under the

circumstances, in being able to keep a balance. The infants were not in

a very enviable condition; for there was nobody to board and lodge them,

though the Tiber was still at hand to wash and do for them. The high

tide proved a tide of good fortune to the children, who were floated so

far inland, that when the river receded, they were left high and dry at

the foot of a fig[3] tree, with no one, apparently, to care a fig what

became of them. Under these circumstances a she-wolf, who had gone down

to the Tiber to drink, heard the whimpering of the babies among the

trees, and, her attention being drawn off from the water in the river to

the whine in the wood, she came forward in the most handsome manner in

the capacity of a wet-nurse to give them suck and succour. How this wolf

became possessed of so much of the milk of human kindness, does not

appear, and it is not perhaps worth while to inquire.

The children, it is said, were awakened by receiving a gentle licking

from the tongue of the animal standing _in loco parentis_ over them.

Finding the situation damp, the wolf removed the infants to her den,

where they were visited by a philanthropic woodpecker; who, when they

were hungry, would bring them some tempting grub, or worm, by which the

woodpecker soon wormed itself into the children's confidence. Other

members of the feathered tribe made themselves useful in this novel

nursery, by keeping off the insects; and many a gnat found itself--or

rather lost itself--unexpectedly in the throat of some remorseless

swallow. However well-meaning the animal may have been, the children

could not have profited greatly, if there had been no one ready to take

them from the month; and happily Faustulus, the king's shepherd, who had

watched them as they were being carried to the wolf's cave or loup-hole,

provided them with another loophole to get out of it. Taking advantage

of the wolf's temporary absence from home, the "gentle shepherd,"

resolving to rescue the children, by hook or by crook, removed the babes

to his own hut, and handed them over to his wife Laurentia, as a sort of

supplement to their previously rather extensive family.

Some historians, refusing to believe the story of the Wolf and the

Woodpecker, have endeavoured to reconcile probability with tradition, by

suggesting that the wife of Faustulus had got the name of the Wolf from

the contrast she presented to her lamb-like husband, and that the

supposed woodpecker was simply a hen-pecker, in the person of

Laurentia.

[Illustration: Romulus consulting the Augury.]

[Illustration: Remus jumping over the Walls.]

Romulus and Remus were the names of the two infants, who, as they grew

up, began to take after their foster-mother the wolf, turning out

exceedingly wild lads, with a lupine propensity for worrying the flocks,

and going on altogether in a very brutal manner. Remus was taken up on a

charge of sheep stealing, or something very like it, and brought before

Numitor, his own grandfather, when a recognition took place in a manner

not much in accordance with the ordinary rules of evidence. Romulus had

also been apprised of his relationship by Faustulus, who must have made

a pretty bold guess at a fact he could not have known; and the two lads,

being adopted by Numitor, were sent for their education to Gabii, where

everything was taught that men of rank in those days were expected to

learn, and whence the word Gaby is clearly derivable. Anxious to do

something for the old gentleman, their grandfather, Romulus and Remus

got up a demonstration in his favour, and they succeeded in restoring

him to the throne of Alba Longa, a long row of white houses, which was

less of a territory than a Terrace, and it is a strange coincidence that

Terracina, or little Terrace, formed one end of it. Amulius was killed,

and leaving Numitor sole master of White's Row, Romulus and Remus

resolved on a building speculation a great deal higher up--that is to

say on the spot where they had passed the days of their infancy. Before

the new city was commenced, a dispute arose, first, about what it

should be called, and secondly, as to who should govern it. Romulus and

Remus, being twins, could not bring the law of primogeniture to bear

upon their little differences, and it was therefore agreed to refer the

matter to augury, which should decide who was to be inaugurated as the

ruler of the new colony. Romulus mounted the Palatine Mount, and Remus

took his station on the Aventine, when both began to keep a very sharp

look out for something ominous. Remus was the first to remark something

odd in the shape of six vultures flying from north to south, but Romulus

no sooner heard the news than he declared he had seen twelve, and the

question arose whether, figuratively speaking, the one bird in hand seen

by Remus should outweigh the two in the bush that subsequently appeared

to Romulus. The augur, when appealed to, gave, as usual, a very

ambiguous answer. It amounted, in effect, to the observation that there

were six of one and a dozen of the other; so that the soothsayer,

instead of having said anything to soothe, was far more likely to

irritate. Both parties claimed the victory; Remus contending for the

precedence usually granted to the early bird, and Romulus maintaining

that he had been specially favoured, by having been permitted to see so

many birds of a feather flock together. Romulus accordingly commenced

drawing his plans in the Etruscan fashion, by causing a boundary line to

be marked out with a plough, to which were yoked a heifer and a bull, a

ceremony from which, perhaps, the English term bulwarks, and the French

word boulevards or bulvards, may or may not be derivable. The line thus

traced was called the Pomœrium, and where an entrance was to be made, it

was customary to carry the plough across the space--a little engineering

difficulty that gave the name of Porta to a gate, from the verb

_portare_, to carry. Remus looked on at the proceedings in a

half-quizzing, half-quarrelsome spirit, until the wall rose a little

above the ground, when he amused himself by leaping derisively over it.

"Thus," said he, "will the enemy leap over those barriers." "And thus,"

rejoined the superintendent or clerk of the works--one Celer, who acted

in this instance with thoughtless celerity--"thus shall die whoever may

leap over my barriers."[4] With these words he gave Remus a mortal

blow, and the legend goes on to state, that Romulus was immediately

seized with remorse, and subsequent visits from his brother's ghost

rendered Romulus himself little better than the ghost of what he used to

be. Remus showed as much spirit after his decease as during his

lifetime; and took the form of the deadly nightshade, springing up at

the bed-side, to poison the existence of his brother.

[Illustration: Awful appearance of the Shade of Remus to Romulus.]

Tradition tells us that Romulus came at length to terms with the ghost,

who agreed to discontinue his visits, in consideration of the

establishment of the festival of the Lemuria--called, originally,

Remuria--in honour of his memory. The rites were celebrated

bare-footed--an appropriate penalty for one who had stepped into a

brother's shoes; the hands were thrice washed--a process much needed, as

a sort of expiation for dirty work;--and black beans were thrown four

times behind the back, with the superstitious belief that the growing up

of the beans would prevent the stalking abroad of evil spirits. The

unfortunate twin was buried on Mount Aventine, and Romulus ordered a

double set of sceptres, crowns, and royal badges, in order that he might

set up one set by the side of his own, in honour of his late relative.

These duplicates of mere senseless symbols served only to commemorate

the double part which Romulus had acted; for a vacant throne and a

headless crown were but empty tributes to a murdered brother's memory.

The city having been built, was found considerably too large for the

people there were to live in it; and as a place cannot, like a garment,

be made to fit by taking it in, there was no alternative but to fill the

city with any stuff that might serve for stuffing. Romulus, therefore,

threw open his gates to any one who chose to walk in, which caused an

influx of those who, from having no character at all, usually go under

the denomination of all sorts of characters. Society became terribly

mixed, and, in fact, the place was a kind of Van Demon's Land, crammed

with criminals, replete with runaway slaves, and forming--in a word--a

regular refuge for the morally destitute. It says something for the

females of the period, that women were very scarce at Rome, and it is

surprising that some learned philologist has never yet made the remark,

that the fact of the word Ro-man being familiar to us all, while there

is no such term as Ro-woman, may be taken as a collateral proof of the

scarcity of the gentler sex in the city founded by Romulus.

The ladies of the neighbourhood were indisposed to listen to the

addresses of the male population of Rome, which was quite bad enough to

suggest the possibility of the Latin word _male-factor_ having supplied

the distinctive epithet "male" to the ruder sex in general. In vain were

proposals of marriage made to the maidens of the adjoining states, who

one and all declared they would not change their state by becoming the

wives of Romans. Irritated by these refusals, Romulus determined to

prove himself more than a match for these women, every one of whom

thought herself too good a match for any of his people. He announced his

intention to give a party or pic-nic for the celebration of the

Consualia, which were games in honour of Consus, the god of Counsel,--a

sort of lawyer's frolic, in which a mole was sacrificed, probably

because working in the dark was always the characteristic of the legal

fraternity. Invitations to these games were issued in due form to the

Latins and Sabines, with their wives and daughters, many of whom flocked

to the spot, under the influence of female curiosity.

[Illustration: _The Romans walking off with the Sabine Women._]

The weather being propitious, all the Sabine beauty and fashion were

attracted to the place, and the games, consisting of horse-racing, gave

to the scene all the animation of a cup day at Ascot. Suddenly, at a

preconcerted signal, there was a general elopement of the Roman youth

with the Sabine ladies, who were, in the most ungallant manner,

abandoned to their fate by the Sabine gentlemen. It is true that the

latter were taken by surprise, but they certainly made the very best of

their way home before they thought of avenging the wrong and insult that

had been committed. Had they been all married ladies who were carried

off, the cynic might have suggested that the Sabine husbands would not

have objected to a cheap mode of divorce, but--to make use of an

Irishism--there was only one single woman who happened to be a wife in

the whole of the "goodly company." The small Latin states, Antennæ,

Crustumerium, and Cœnina, were very angry at the supineness of the

Sabines, whose King--one Tatius--seemed disposed to take the thing

rather too tacitly. The three states above mentioned commenced an action

on their own account, and Acron, the King of Cœnina, fell in battle by

the hand of Romulus, who, stripping off the apparel of the foe, caused

it to be carried to Rome and hung upon an oak, where the arms and armour

of Acron, glittering among the acorns, were dedicated, as _Spolia

opima_, to Jupiter Feretrius.[5]

Though Tatius had been the last, he was not destined to be the least of

those taking part in the Sabine war; and he determined to rely less on

strategy than stratagem. The water in those days was not so well laid on

as in later times; when the lofty aqueducts, still running in ruins

about the neighbourhood of Rome, were carried to an elevation fitted for

the very highest service that could be desired. Rome, instead of being

well supplied, was supplied by wells; and ladies of rank were accustomed

to draw the water required for domestic purposes. It chanced, one

afternoon, that Tarpeia, the daughter of Tarpeius, the commander of the

Roman city, on the Capitoline Hill, was proceeding on an errand of the

sort, when she met with Tatius, who, addressing her in the language of a

friend, requested "a drink" of her pitcher. Tarpeia, dazzled by the

splendour of his gold bracelets and glittering armour, could not resist

the request of such a highly polished gentleman. Tatius had purposely

electrotyped himself for the interview, and, seeing the effect he had

produced, he intimated that he had several friends, who were covered

with metal quite as attractive as that he wore, and that, if Tarpeia

would only open the gate of the citadel to himself and party, she should

have more gold than she could carry. The bargain was faithfully kept on

both sides; for Tarpeia opened the gate to Tatius and the Sabines, who,

on their part performed their contract to the letter, for, as they

entered, they threw at her not only their bracelets but their

breast-plates, completely crushing her with the weight of the gold she

had coveted; and making her think, no doubt, that "never was poor woman

so unmercifully put upon." So thorough an illustration of an _embarras

des richesses_ is not often met with in history.

Being now possessed of the Capitoline, the Sabines were in an improved

position; and the Romans, having tried in vain to recover the citadel,

saw that they must either give in or give battle. Determining on the

latter course, Romulus selected the valley between the Palatine and the

Capitoline, where a general engagement began; but the Romans seemed to

have special engagements elsewhere, for they were all running away, when

their leader, with great tact, vowed a Temple to Jupiter Stator--the

flight-stayer. This gave to the action a decided re-action; for the

Romans, being rallied upon their cowardice, by their chief, began, in

their turn, to rally. The contest grew fierce on both sides, when

suddenly the Sabine ladies, who were the primary cause of the quarrel,

threw themselves into the midst; and, though female interference has

rarely the effect of making peace, the women were, on this occasion, the

cause of a cessation of hostility. It was agreed that the two nations

should be henceforth united under the name of Romans and Quirites, each

having a distinct king, a distinction which, had it continued, must in

time have led to a difference. In a few years, however, Tatius was slain

at a sacrifice which he had attended without the remotest idea of being

made a victim himself; and Romulus, finding nothing said about a

successor, thought it politic to hush the matter up without even

avenging his late colleague. Romulus is said to have reigned for

seven-and-thirty years; but when we enquire into the exact time and

manner of his death we learn nothing, beyond the fact that nobody knows

what became of him. According to the statement of one set of

authorities, he was attending a review in the Palus Capræ--a marsh near

the Tiber--when a total eclipse of the sun took place, and on the return

of light, Romulus was nowhere visible. If this was really the case, it

is probable that he got into a perilous swamp, where he felt a rapid

sinking; and all his attendants being in the dark as to his situation

were unable to extricate him from the marsh in which, according to some

authorities, he went down to posterity.

It must, however, be confessed, that when we look for the cause of

the death of Romulus in this fatal swamp, we have but very poor

ground to go upon. It is, nevertheless, some consolation to us for the

mystery that overhangs the place and manner of his decease, that his

existence is, after all, quite apocryphal; and we are not expected to go

into an elaborate inquiry when, where, and how he died, until the fact

of his having ever lived at all has been satisfactorily settled.

Before we have quite done with Romulus, it will be proper to state

how he is said to have divided the people under his sovereignty. He

is alleged to have separated them into three tribes--the Latin word

_tribus_ will here suggest itself to the acute student--namely the Ramnes,

called after the Romans; the Tities, after Titus Tatius; and the Luceres,

who derived their appellation either from one Lucumo, an Etruscan

ally of Romulus, or Lucerus a king of Ardea; or _lucus_ a grove, because

there was no grove, and hence we get _lucerus a non luco_, on the same

principle as _lucus a non lucendo_: or lastly, according to Niebuhr's

opinion, from a place called Lucer or Lucerum, which the Luceres

might have inhabited.

Each tribe was divided into ten _curiæ_,[6] every one of which had a

chapel for the performance of sacred rites, and was presided over by a

_curio_; and the reader must have little curiosity, indeed, if he does

not ask whether our modern word curate may not be referred to this

remote origin. The _curiæ_ were subdivided into gentes, or clans, and

each gens consisted of several families, called gentiles; so that a man

of family and a member of the gentes, became somewhat synonymous. In

time, however, the gentiles got very much mixed by unsuitable marriages;

and hence there arose among those who could claim to belong to a gens, a

distinction similar to that between the _gentes_, or _gents_, of our own

day, and the _gentiles_, or _gentlemen_. Romulus is said to have

selected his body-guard from the three tribes, taking one hundred from

each, and as Celer, the Etruscan, was their captain, the guards got the

name of Celeres--the fast men of the period.

In addition to the tribes, there existed in those early times a separate

body, consisting of slaves, and a somewhat higher class, called by the

name of clients.[7] The latter belonged to the common people, each of

whom was permitted to choose from among the patricians a _patronus_, or

patron, who could claim the life and fortune of his client in exchange

for the cheaper commodities of protection and patronage. The patron gave

his countenance and advice when asked, the client giving his labour and

his money when wanted--an arrangement which proves that clients, from

the remotest times to the present hour, were liable to pecuniary mulcts,

even to the extent of the entire sacrifice of the whole of their

subsistence, for the benefit of those who had the privilege of advising

them.

The Senate--a term derived from the Latin word _Senes_, old men--formed

the chief council of the state, and its first institution is usually

referred to the reign of Romulus. Three members were nominated by each

tribe, and three by each of the thirty _curiæ_, making ninety-nine in

all, to which Romulus himself is said to have added one, for the purpose

of making up round numbers, and at the same time nominating a sort of

president over the assembly, who also had to take care of the city, in

the absence of the sovereign. There is a difference of opinion as to

whether one hundred new members were added to the Senate at the time of

the union with the Sabines, for Dionysius says there were; but Livy says

there were not; and we are disposed to attach credit to the former, for

he was an extremely particular man, while Livy was frequently oblivious

of caution in giving credence and currency to mere tradition.

Before closing this portion of the narrative of the History of Rome, it

is necessary to warn the reader against believing too much of it. The

current legends are, indeed, _Legenda_, or things to be read, because

every body is in the habit of repeating them; but the student must guard

himself against placing credence in the old remark, that "what everybody

says must be true," for here is a direct instance of what everybody says

being decidedly otherwise. The life and reign of Romulus, are to be

taken not simply _cum grano salis_--with a grain of salt--but with an

entire cellar of that condiment, which is so useful in correcting the

evil consequences of swallowing too much of anything.

FOOTNOTES:

[1] The Lares of the Romans are supposed to have been the Manes or

shades of their ancestors, and consisted of little waxen figures--such

as we should put under shades made of glass--which adorned the halls of

houses. The Lares were sewn up in stout dog's-skin, durability being

consulted more than elegance. The Penates were a superior order of

deities, who were kept in the innermost parts of the establishment, and

took their name from _penitus_, within, which caused the portion of the

house they occupied to be afterwards called the _penetralia_.

[2] Troy destroyed, B.C. 1184. Rome founded, B.C. 753.

[3] From this circumstance the fig was considered figurative of the

foundation of the city, and held sacred in Rome for many centuries.

[4] The Pomœrium was not the actual wall, but a boundary line, held very

sacred by the Romans. It consisted of nothing but the clod turned

inwards by the furrow, and, it is probable, that the offensive act of

Remus was not his leaping over the wall, but his hopping over the clod,

which would, naturally, excite indignation against him as an unmannerly

clod-hopper.

[5] The word Feretrius will strike the merest tyro as being derived from

_fero_, to strike, and meaning to designate Jupiter in his character of

Striker, or Smiter.

[6] The best derivation of the word _curia_ is _quiris_, which, on

inquiry, is found to correspond with _curis_.

[7] The word "client" is probably derived from _cluere_, to hear or

obey--at all events cluere is the best clue we can give to the origin of

the word in question.

CHAPTER THE SECOND.

FROM THE ACCESSION OF NUMA POMPILIUS TO THE DEATH OF ANCUS MARTIUS.

[Illustration]

Romulus having been swamped in the marsh of Capra, or having disappeared

down one of those drains, which have carried away into the great sea of

conjecture so many of the facts of former ages, the senate put off from

week to week, and from this day se'nnight to that day se'nnight the

choice of a successor. The honourable members agreed to try their hands

at Government by turns, and they took the sceptre for five days each by

a constant rotation, which any wheel, and more particularly a

commonwheal, was sure to suffer from. The people growing tired of this

unprofitable game of fives, which threw everything into a state of sixes

and sevens, clamoured so loudly to be reduced under one head, that

permission was given them to elect a sovereign. Their choice fell upon

Numa Pompilius, because he was born on the day of the foundation of the

city; so that he may be said to have succeeded by birth to the berth of

chief magistrate. Numa Pompilius was a Sabine, who we are told had been

instructed by Pythagoras, and we should be happy to believe what we are

told, if we did not happen to know that the sage belonged to quite a

different time, having lived two hundred years later than the alleged

existence of the pupil.

Before entering on his duties, the newly chosen king consulted the

augurs, with one of whom he walked up to the Temple on the Saturnian

Hill, where Numa, seated on a stone, looked to the south as far as he

could see, in order to ascertain whether there was any impediment to his

views and prospects. In the earliest periods of the history of Rome no

office was undertaken without a consultation of the augurs, or auspices;

and the continued use of these words affords proof of the ancient custom

to which they relate; though inauguration now takes place under auspices

of a very different character. The recognised signs of those times were

only two, consisting of the lightning, by means of which the truth was

supposed to flash across the augur's mind; and, secondly, the birds,

who, by being consulted for something singular in their singing, or

eccentric in their flying, might, had they known it, have fairly plumed

themselves on the honours done to them. A crow on the left betokened

that things were looking black, but the same bird on the right imparted

to everything a brighter colour; and as these birds are in the habit of

wandering right and left, the augurs could always declare there was

something to be said on both sides.

Numa Pompilius was, according to all accounts, a just ruler, and he

began his career in a ruler-like manner by drawing several straight

lines about Rome, to mark its boundaries. He placed these under a deity,

termed Terminus, and he erected twelve stones within a stone's throw of

each other, at regular intervals along the frontier. These were visited

once a year by twelve officers, called Fratres Arvales, appointed for

the purpose, and the custom originated, no doubt, the parochial practice

of perambulating parishes with wands and staves, placed in the hands of

beadles, who not unfrequently add the luxury of beating the boys to the

ceremony of beating the boundaries.

[Illustration: Numa Pompilius remembering the Grotto.]

Numa, though he had come to the throne, was fond of the retired walks of

life, and frequently took a solitary stroll in the suburbs. During one

of his rambles chance brought him to a grotto, and he was induced to

remember the grotto by the surpassing loveliness of its fair inhabitant.

Her name was Egeria, her profession that of a fortune-teller, which gave

her such an influence over the superstitious mind of Numa, that she

ruled him with her divining rod as completely as if it had been a rod of

iron. He professed to act under the advice of this nymph, to whom

tradition--an inveterate match-maker--has married him, and he instituted

the Flamines, an order of priests, to give weight to the falsehoods or

"flams" he thought fit to promulgate. The privileges of the Flamines

were not altogether of the most comfortable kind, and consisted chiefly

in the right of wearing the Apex--a cap made of olive wood--and the

Laena, a sort of Roman wrap-rascal, shaggy on both sides, and worn above

the toga, as an overcoat. The Flamen was prohibited from appearing in

public without his Apex, which could not be kept on the head without

strings; but such was the stringency of the regulations, that one

Sulpicius[8] was deprived of his priesthood, in consequence of his

official hat, which was as light as a modern zephyr, having been blown

off his head in the midst of a sacrifice.

Numa added, also, a sort of _ballet_ company to the mythological

arrangements of his day, by establishing twelve _Salii_, or dancing

priests, whose duty it was to execute a grand _pas de douze_ on certain

occasions through the principal public thorough fares. The Salii, though

a highly respectable, were not a very venerable order, for no one could

remain in it whose father and mother were not both alive, the existence

of the parents of the dancing priests being, no doubt, required as a

guarantee that their dancing days were not yet over.

Several temples are dated from this reign, including that of Janus, the

double-faced deity, who presided over peace and war--a most appropriate

office to one capable of looking two ways at once, for there are always

two sides to every quarrel. This temple must have been perfectly useless

during the life of its founder, for it was never to be opened in the

time of peace, and Numa preserved for Rome forty-three years of

undisturbed tranquillity. He was emphatically the friend of order, and

its usual consequences, prosperity to trade, with soundness of credit,

and he encouraged commerce by giving a patron-saint or Lar to every

industrial occupation. He marked also the value of good faith by

building a temple to Bona Fides, and it may be presumed that the

creditor, who, putting up with the loss of his little bill, sacrificed a

bad debt in this Temple, was still in hope that he should eventually

find his account in it.

If it cannot be said that Numa never lost a day, it must be admitted

that he made the most of his time; for he added two whole months to the

year of Romulus. January and February were the names given to the time

thus gained; but as the year did not then correspond with the course of

the sun, it was usual to introduce, every other year, a supplementary

month, so that if one year was too short, the next, by being too long,

made it as broad as it was long in the aggregate.

Numa Pompilius lived to be eighty-two; when he had the beatitude of

dying as peacefully as he had lived; and so gently had Nature dealt with

him, that she had suffered him to run up more than four scores, before

her debt was satisfied. Certain stories are told of the funeral

ceremonies that followed Numa's death; and it is said that the Senators

acted as porters to his bier, in token of their appreciation of the

imperial measures which Numa had himself carried. It has been stated,

also, that he caused to be placed, within his tomb, a copy, on papyrus,

or palm leaves,[9] of his own works, in twenty-four books; and it is

certainly a happy idea to bury an author with his writings, when, if

they have been provocative of sleep in others, he may eventually reap

the benefit of their somniferous properties.

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