CHAPTER XIII

THE ARMY AND NAVY

Among the most delightful people I have met in America are the army and

navy officers, graduates of West Point and Annapolis, well-bred,

cultivated men, patriotic, open-hearted, and chivalrous. They are like

our own class of men who answer to the American term of gentlemen. I am

not going to tell you of their splendid ships, their training or

uniform, but of a few of their idiosyncrasies. There is no dueling in

the army. If two men have trouble at the academies they fight it out

with bare fists, and in the army settle it in some other way, dueling

being forbidden. Owing to the fact that all men are equal in America,

the attitude of the officer to the civilian is entirely different. If a

civilian strikes an officer in Germany the latter will cut him down with

his saber and be protected in it, but here the man would be arrested and

treated as any other criminal; in a word, the officer is a servant of

the people, and stands with them. He has been trained to treat his men

well, and they respect him. But while the officer is the people's

servant and his salary in some part is paid by the humblest grocer's

clerk, laborer, or artisan, the officer has a social position which, in

the eyes of himself and the Government, makes him the social equal of

kings and emperors; and here we see a strange fact in American life.

When a garrison is ordered to a town or city, people call to pay their

respects. The grocer, who in being taxed aids in paying the officer's

salary, is _persona non grata_. The grocer, milk dealer, shoe dealer,

and retail dealers in general might call, but would not be received on

cordial terms. The wife of the colonel might return the call of the

grocer's wife if she made a good appearance, but the latter would under

no circumstances be invited to a function at the camp or post. The

undertaker, the dentist, the ice-man, the retail shoe man are under the

ban. Certain kinds of business appear to have certain social rights.

Thus a dentist would not be received, but the man who manufactures

dentists' tools may be a leader among the "Four Hundred."

Strange complications arise. A young officer fell in love with a

sergeant's daughter, and married her, as I learned from a well-known

officer at the Army and Navy Club. This was serious enough, as there

could be no intimacy between a commissioned and non-commissioned

officer. The young man and his bride were ordered to a distant post,

where the story of course followed them. All went well for a time. The

bride sank her social inferiority in the rank of her husband, and the

ladies of the post called on her, not as the sergeant's daughter but as

the officer's wife. The mother of the bride finally decided to visit

her, and thus became the guest of the officer, who was a lieutenant.

Under ordinary circumstances it was the duty of all the ladies to call

on the mother of the lieutenant's wife; but it so happened that she was

the wife of a sergeant, and hence to call was impossible. No one did so.

The young wife felt herself insulted, and the ubiquitous reporter seized

upon the situation, until it was taken up by every paper in the country.

The pictures of mother, daughter, and sergeant were shown, and columns

were written on the subject. Almost to a man the editors denounced what

they termed the snobbishness of the army, and denounced West Point for

producing snobs, claiming that the ladies of the post, had they been

real ladies, would have called on a respectable laundress even if she

had been the sergeant's wife. I refer to this to show the intricacies of

American etiquette. The point is that nearly all the editors who knew

anything, believed that the ladies were right, but did not dare to say

so on account of the fact that the majority of their readers felt

themselves the equals of the army officer; hence the cry of snobbery

that went whistling over the land. The lieutenant committed a gross

mistake in marrying the girl; he married out of his class. But in

America I am told there are no classes, and I am constantly forgetting

this.

In the army there are several black regiments (negroes). They have

black chaplains, and attempts have been made to find black officers,

but the social difficulties make this impossible, though the blacks are

free and independent citizens and help pay the salaries of the white

men. It would be impossible to force white soldiers to admit to their

regiment black soldiers. No white man would permit a black officer to be

placed over him, even by inference.

In the navy we see an entirely different situation. On every ship are

negroes in the crew, sleeping on the same gun-decks with the white men,

and no fault is found; but a negro officer would be an impossibility.

Though several have been sent to the Naval Academy, none have "gone

through." Even in these almost perfect institutions favoritism exists.

To illustrate: the son of a prominent man was about to fail in his

examinations, when the powers that be passed the word that he must

pass, _nolens volens_. The professor in whose class he was and who had

found him deficient resented this, and when he learned that it was the

intention to pass the boy over his head he resigned and was ordered to

his regiment. The young man was graduated, entered the army and, aided

by influence, jumped many of his class men and finally acquired rank at

the request of the wife of one of the Presidents. This was a very

exceptional case, the result of strong national sentiment that favored

the father.

The management of the army does not seem rational to a foreigner. To

preserve the idea of republican simplicity and equality, army men are

not rewarded with orders, as in other countries, which is a great

injustice. Few officers, though veterans of many wars, wear medals, and

when they do they were not given as rewards for bravery, but are merely

corps badges, showing that the officer belongs to this or that army

corps. But if an officer does a brave deed he may be promoted several

points over his fellows, as brave as he, but who did not have the same

opportunity to show bravery. Ill feeling may be the result. Every man is

expected to be brave, and extraordinary examples of bravery are

recognized in other nations by the presentation of medals, the

possession of which creates no ill feeling. The actual head of the army

is the Secretary of War, a political appointment, an adviser selected by

the President, who, usually, has no military knowledge. This officer

gives all the orders to the general of the army, and, as in a recent

instance, a vast amount of friction has been the result. Intense feeling

was occasioned by the elevation of certain officers, who were supposed

to possess remarkable executive ability.

Civil war veterans at the Army and Navy Club complained to an

acquaintance of mine that when they arrived at the seat of war in Cuba

they found their superior officers to be, first, General Wheeler, an

ex-Confederate, against whom they had fought in the civil war; second,

Colonel Wood, who had been a contract army surgeon under nearly all of

them; and finally, Lieutenant-Colonel Roosevelt, who was a babe in arms

when they were fighting the battles of the civil war. This story serves

to illustrate the point that political "pulls" and favoritism are

rampant in the service, and are the cause of much disgust among

officers. General Funston affords an illustration that has incensed many

officers. Funston was an unknown man, who captured Aguinaldo by a clever

ruse, a valuable and courageous piece of work, which should have been

rewarded with a decoration and _some_ promotion; but he was jumped over

the heads of hundreds, landing at the top of the army in one "fell

swoop." I judge the policy of the Government to be to promote officers

so soon as they show evidence of extraordinary capability.

It would be an easy matter for any one to obtain photographs of plans

and sketches of American fortifications. One of my friends hired a

photographer to get up what he called a scrap-book of pictures to take

home to his family in Tokio in order to "entertain his people." The

photographer sent him a wonderful series, showing the forts overlooking

New York harbor, interiors and exteriors; and those in Boston, Portland,

Baltimore, Fort Monroe, Key West, and San Francisco were also obtained.

Photographs of guns and charts, which can be purchased everywhere, were

included, as well as Government reports. If Japan ever goes to war with

the Yankees my friend's scrap-book will be in demand. I do not believe

the American War Department makes any secret of the forts. They are open

to the public. Even if a kodak were not permitted, pictures could be

secured. My friend said his photographer had a kodak which he wore

inside his vest, the opening protruding from a button-hole. All he had

to do was to stand in front of an object and pull a cord. Such a kodak

is known as a "detective camera." There are several designs, all very

clever. I once saw my face reproduced in a paper, and until I heard

about this camera it was a mystery how the original was obtained, as I

had not "posed" for any one.

The possibility of America going to war with another nation is remote.

From what I see of the people and their tremendous activity they could

not be defeated by any nation or combination of nations. They are like

Senator ----'s Malay game-cock, of which the senator has said that there

is only one trouble with him--the bird never knows when he is licked,

and if he does he does not stay licked. America could raise an army of

ten or twelve millions of the finest fighters in the world for defense

against any combination, and she would win. The senator told me a story,

which illustrates the situation. One of the American men-of-war in a

Malay port had an old American eagle aboard as a mascot and pet. When

the men got liberty they went ashore with the eagle, and showed it as an

"American game-cock." The natives wanted to arrange a match, and finally

one was planned, the eagle cock against a black Malay. When the fight

began, the black cock put its spur into the eagle several times, the

latter doing nothing but eye the cock, first with one eye, and then with

the other. Once more the black cock stabbed the eagle, bringing blood,

whereupon the eagle leaned forward, and as the cock thrust out its head,

seized it with one claw, pressed it to the ground, and with the other

tore off its head and began to eat it. This is what would happen if

almost any nation really and seriously went to war with the United

States. But the country was ill prepared for the war with Spain. If

Cervera had reached the New England coast he could have shelled Boston

and then New York.

Service in America is not compulsory. It is merely made popular, and as

a result, every part of the country has State militia of splendidly

drilled men, ready to be called on at a moment's notice. They receive no

pay, considering it an honor to be in the militia service. In the

regular army old names are perpetuated. The great generals and admirals

have sent sons into the service. Our Government would do well to send

young men to West Point and Annapolis. The Japanese did this for years,

and received the best of their ideas from those sources. There is but

one thing in the way. Chinamen are _tabooed_ in America, and doubtless

would reach no farther than the port of entry. The only way to get in

now would be for a new minister or diplomat to bring over ten or a dozen

young men as members of the suite and then distribute them among the

schools and universities--a humiliation that China will probably resent.

Our trade with America is extremely valuable to her. The cotton, flour,

and other commodities we import represent a vast sum, and I believe if

we refused at once to buy anything from America we could make our own

terms in less than two years. This could be accomplished very gradually.

The Americans would find it out first through their consuls, who are all

instructed to report on every possible point of vantage that can be

taken in China by their merchants. They would report a decreased demand.

American merchants would then demand an explanation from the Department

of State, and finally we could announce that we preferred to buy from

our friends, American treatment of the Chinese being inimical to good

feeling. Knowing the American business men as I do, you could count on a

wail coming up from them. An appeal would be made to Congress through

representatives and senators, the American business men demanding that

the "Chinese matter" be arranged upon a "more liberal basis." When you

touch the pocketbook of "Uncle Sam" you reach his earthquake center; yet

for defense, for the preservation of the national honor, this people

will spend untold sums. The American Government bond is the best

security in the world. It is founded on the rock of honor and

patriotism. And there is no repudiation like that of ----, and none like

the pretended one of ----.[12] We have our faults, and it is well to

recognize them; but I never saw them until I mingled with the English

and Americans.

There is of course a large foreign element in the American

army--thousands of Irish and Germans; but this does not signify, as I

learn that in the State of Massachusetts, the stronghold of Americans,

the Irish hold a third of the official positions, the native-born

Yankees about one-fourth. This is particularly exasperating to old

families in New England, as it is notorious that the Irish come directly

from the very dregs of the poverty-stricken peasantry--the

"bog-trotters." I was much impressed by the high standard of honor in

the army and navy, and am told that it is the rarest of occurrences for

a regular army officer to commit a crime or to default. This is due to

the training received at the military and naval schools, where young men

are placed on their honor.

FOOTNOTE:

[12] China has twice repudiated its Government bonds within four

centuries.

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