CHARIVARIA.

A SEVERE blizzard hit London last week, and Mr. PEMBERTON-BILLING has

since been heard to admit, however reluctantly, that there are other

powers of the air.

***

After more than five weeks the bubble blown by Sir JAMES DEWAR at the

Royal Institution on February 17th has burst. A still larger bubble,

blown by some eminent German scientists as long ago as August, 1914, is

said to be on the point of dissolution.

***

At one of the North London Tribunals a maker of meat pies applied for

exemption on the ground that he had a conscientious objection to taking

life. His application was refused, the tribunal apparently being of the

opinion that a man who knew all about meat pies could decimate the

German forces without striking a blow.

***

Colonel ROOSEVELT says he has found a bird that lives in a cave, eats

nuts, barks like a dog and has whiskers; and the political wiseacres in

Washington are asking who it can be.

***

An exciting hockey match was played on Saturday between a team of

policemen and another composed of special constables. The policemen

won--by a few feet.

***

For gallantry at the ovens a German master-baker has just been awarded

the Iron Cross. This is probably intended as a sop to the Army bakers,

who are understood to have regarded it as a slight upon their calling

that hitherto this distinction has been largely reserved for people who

have shown themselves to be efficient butchers.

***

At a meeting of barbers held in the City a few days ago it was

unanimously decided to raise the price of a shave to _3d._ The reason,

it was explained, was the high cost of living, which tempted the

customers to eat far more soap than formerly.

***

In the Lambeth Police Court a man was convicted of stealing three

galvanized iron roofs. His explanation that he had had the good fortune

to win them at an auction bridge party was rejected by the Court.

***

A Mr. R. H. PEARCE, writing to _The Times_, says: "I once lived in a

house where my neighbour (a lady) kept twelve cats." Mr. PEARCE is

probably unique in his experience. Our own neighbours only go so far as

to arrange for the entertainment of their cats in our garden.

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