TWO INNOCENTS ABROAD

I passed a portion of the summer of 1890 at Banff, a fascinating resort

in the heart of the Canadian Rockies, established and controlled by the

Canadian Pacific Railway Company.

It would be very difficult to find a more charming and picturesque

location for a summer resting-place. The hotel is situated about four

thousand five hundred feet above the sea-level, and is nearly surrounded

by lofty peaks and mountain-ranges which present a great variety of

rugged outline.

To the venturesome mountaineer, the inducements to climb seem almost

endless. In the immediate vicinity of the hotel, there is a choice of

ascents of from six to eleven thousand feet. Most of them may be made by

any one who has a cool head, a sure foot, and sufficient endurance; but

there are two or three which ought to be undertaken only by experienced

mountaineers. I made several of the lesser ascents alone, and, in each

instance, against the advice of inexperienced and timid persons, who

declared that I would either be dashed to pieces, by falling down a

precipice, or devoured by bears, which are supposed to be rather

plentiful.

My last climb was to the top of the middle peak of the “Sulphur Range.”

It was neither difficult nor dangerous; but the view from the little

table at the top was simply wonderful. As far as the eye could see, in

any direction, were mountain peaks, none covered with snow, but all

presenting magnificent rock-formations of a character which is quite

peculiar, I believe, to that part of the great American range.

The little table at the top of the peak is about thirty feet in diameter

and is covered with broken rock. While sitting there, musing upon the

natural wonders by which I was surrounded, I noticed the approach of two

chipmunks, coming up from the side of the mountain. They halted when

they saw a strange animal; but, finally, after sitting upright for a

short time and giving me a deliberate and careful stare, they concluded

to come on, and presently they discovered a little clump of stunted

grass growing from a crevice between the rocks, which they proceeded to

despoil of its dwarfed seeds. When they had finished their scanty meal

they looked about for something else to eat. Feeling sure of their

desires, I crushed a soft biscuit into small pieces, and dropped them at

my feet; and soon my little friends were busy eating the crumbs,

apparently quite unconscious of the fact that they were within easy

range of an animal supposed to have been created in the image of his

Maker, but the only one which kills for the sake of killing, and boasts

of the pleasure he derives from the destruction of innocent animal life.

Within a very few minutes this pair of little innocents became quite

familiar, and the crumbs continued to fall until they had filled their

stomachs and then the ample pouches on each side of their jaws. Thus

loaded they presented a most comical appearance. When I rose to my feet

their surprise made them appear still more comical. They were inclined

at first to scamper off, but, upon reflection, concluded they would see

the whole show; and, as I moved over to the edge of the table, to go

down the mountain, they followed a short distance, and gave me a most

quizzical parting glance, which said as plainly as their little faces

could express their thoughts: “Good-bye. Be sure to come again, and

don’t forget the biscuits.”

This is not a story; it is only an incident which proves what confiding

little fools the chipmunks were to trust themselves within reach of a

specimen of that tribe of superior animals which delights in the

destruction of life, kills for pleasure, and enjoys the infliction of

pain upon innocent and helpless creatures.

The excuse for their confiding folly consisted in the fact that they had

never seen a man before.

ABOUT COLUMBUS

BY AN OLD SHOWMAN

For fully a third of a century the large elephant bearing the name of

the great discoverer was well known to all the “Show” loving inhabitants

of our country. He was remarkable for his great size and bad temper,

and, if he had been left in his native wilds, might have established a

notable reputation as a rogue elephant. His keepers were of the opinion

that he made the mistake of his life when he became a mere show animal,

engaging in an occupation that required a certain amount of decent

behavior.

It was said of him that he was a very reasonable sort of an animal when

permitted to have his own way, but never submitted to confinement with

any sort of grace. He was always enraged at being chained to the ring or

stake, and sometimes decreed capital punishment, which he executed

himself, for the unfortunate keeper who was guilty of the offence of

chaining him. He was very much given to breaking and bolting, and when

once in the open, and fairly on the go, he became a very dangerous

customer, and his keeper, if wise, would give him a wide field until his

rampage was finished.

One among the many of them, who died in the seventies, was his friend,

and never had any trouble with him, and he always insisted that the

lively escapades of his ponderous charge were the result of an all

absorbing longing for liberty. He used to describe the magnificent old

pachyderm as the living embodiment of a justifiable revolt. He had not

much sympathy for the keepers who had been executed, nor did he have

much respect for their knowledge or discretion. According to his theory,

they were mere machines for so much per month; they never studied the

character or feelings of the splendid animal in their charge; they were

inconsiderate, unnecessarily harsh and cruel, and, from the

unnaturally-confined elephant’s standpoint, in most instances got what

they deserved.

The Columbus incident, of which an account is to follow, was not a

particularly exceptional one, and the description of it was written by

the friendly old keeper who had charge of the hero of it during two

consecutive years back in the thirties. The narration is a modest one,

and its phraseology proves it to have been written by a man of rare

courage. It was printed in a Cincinnati newspaper in the month of

February, 1870, and is now given, with the editorial head note just as

it appeared.

“THE ELEPHANT COLUMBUS.”

“Letter from another witness of his rampage near New Orleans.”

“The account of the rampage of the elephant Columbus near New Orleans,

in 1839, which we published some time since, has refreshed the

memories of many old showmen, and as we are always glad to publish

anything of interest to them, we give the following letter, which we

think will prove entertaining to our readers generally:

South Pomfret, Vt.,

January 30, 1870.

To the Editor of the _Chronicle_:

I have just received a copy of your paper, of December 31, 1869. I do

not think the statement headed ‘A Curious Circus Reminiscence’ is

quite correct. At that time I was the advertiser of one branch of the

Combined Circus and Menagerie. We were to exhibit in Algiers until the

7th of January, and in New Orleans on the 8th, that being the most

popular day with the people of that city. William Crum was driving

Hannibal, and George Potter Columbus. It was Crum’s horse that was

knocked down, and Crum was killed. Samuel Ward and myself were

standing within ten feet of Crum when he was killed. We had a bet on

the height of the two elephants, and that was the reason why they were

brought alongside of each other. Columbus was shot under the eye

before he killed the drayman. We did not exhibit in Algiers. The

people were too much frightened to attend. So we went to New Orleans

on the 1st of January, instead of waiting until the 8th.

On the same evening the difficulty occurred, James Raymond and James

Humphrey, proprietors, came to me and wanted I should go and look

after Columbus. I told them I would if John Carley would go with me. I

knew him to be an old elephant man. They asked him: he said he would

like to go, but was sick and would rather be excused. The next morning

George Growe, a young green hand, who came with Foster’s company,

volunteered to go with me. I must confess that when he came forward it

cooled my courage, but two horses were saddled and brought to the

door. I mounted mine in rather a confused state of mind, wishing

myself anywhere except where I was. When we started out it was dark

and foggy. I told Growe to go ahead, and, after going about half a

mile, we put up for the night on a flatboat. At daylight the next

morning we started again, and proceeded down the river about nine

miles, where we found Columbus in a canefield, with his head against a

pecan tree, asleep. I may now remark that Growe’s courage had somewhat

cooled off, and he had fallen some half mile to my rear. I rode toward

the elephant until I got within hailing distance, and then spoke to

him to come to me. He raised up and began shaking his head. Presently

he started for me the best he could, and my horse did a good business

getting out of his way. He followed me for about six miles, and then

came to a halt in front of a large pile of lumber on the levee, which

he proceeded to throw into the river as fast as possible, and then

started after me at a more moderate gait. When we got in front of a

church at Algiers he made a second halt. I then told him to lie down,

and, to my astonishment, he obeyed. I got off from my horse, took my

knife, stuck it in his ear and held him down until assistance came

from the canvas, which was about half a mile off; then Growe took him

by the ear and led him to the canvas, and, the same day, we crossed

over to New Orleans. Growe took care of him all that winter and left

with him in the spring, but was killed by him the next summer, as I

learned afterward.

Poor Crum met with a terrible death. Columbus’ tusk entered his groin

and came out at his shoulder, going through the entire length of his

body.

These are some of the exact facts as they occurred for I was on the

spot, and saw the whole affair. I could say much more, but do not

think it necessary.”

The writer of this letter was for two years the constant and interested

companion and friend of, possibly, the most unruly and bad-tempered

elephant ever exhibited in the United States, and the reason he got

along with him without accident was that he devoted his undivided

attention to his charge, studied his character, gave him frequent

opportunities for bathing, and as much liberty as circumstances would

permit.

The old keeper used to say that Columbus “was full of odd whims and more

given to mischief than malice.” When there was any hard work to be done,

like lifting cage wagons out of the mud, or clearing roads of fallen

trees, he was always ready to do his full share, and was never so happy

as when actively engaged in some laborious occupation. Once in a while

he would take it into his head that he would like a good run and an

opportunity to indulge in mischief, such as uprooting trees, scattering

fence rails, pulling off barn doors that happened to be standing open,

etc. etc. It was his habit to signify his desire, after the “show was

over,” by trumpeting nervously, dancing in his elephantine way, and

tugging at his chain. These notifications did not come very often, but

when they did, if not too inconvenient, his request was complied with.

These calls never came just before the performance or while it was in

progress. The mischief-loving old sinner was far too wise for that, for

he had a most lively appreciation of the usual inflow of goodies from

the boys and girls who were courageous enough to encounter the danger of

“feeding the elephant.”

The last conversation I had with the successful old keeper, only a year

before his death, was about his singular charge, and he insisted upon

the truthfulness of his old theory—that the elephant was not naturally

bad, but hated confinement, demanded kindness and consideration from

those who were the visible instruments used in depriving him of his

liberty, and, when he received neither, revenged himself by killing the

tyrants who were depriving him of the freedom to which he was naturally

entitled.

My old friend used to say: “It’s awfully hard lines for such a

magnificent old beast as Columbus was to be tied up and deprived of

liberty, and, if I had been in his place, I would have killed more fools

of keepers than he did. Why, the old elephant was just as smart as any

of us. He had thought the whole thing out for himself and put the boot

on the right leg every time. He knew we’d no right to confine him the

way we did, and made up his mind to be judge, jury, and executioner, and

in his time he did a lot of killing. I don’t quite remember how many he

made away with; some put it as high as ten, but I guess seven or eight

would be about correct.

“When I was first asked to take charge of Columbus, I was in the

business part of the ‘Show,’ and had never thought of becoming an

elephant-driver. But somehow, without effort or knowing why, I got well

acquainted with the old fellow, and, although often warned of his

dangerous amusements, was never afraid of him.

“During the winter of 183- and 183- we were in quarters at C——. The

confinement had been long and close, and during the whole winter

Columbus had been restive and cross. When it came time to start out for

the summer’s business no one could be found to drive him. So, as a last

resort, the owners offered me a large salary for the job. I had no fear

concerning the success of the undertaking, but hesitated about becoming

a professional ‘elephant-man,’ but the big pay was a great temptation,

and I yielded.

“The first few days after we started out upon the road, my charge was

cross and cranky, and I had to watch him all the time as a cat would a

mouse. Upon one occasion, when against my orders, just for the mere

deviltry of the thing, he went out of his way to turn over a plantation

cart that was standing by the roadside, I went for him savagely, with

hook and spear, and gave him a big dose of something he didn’t want; he

soon had enough, threw up his trunk, and yelled like a schoolboy being

flogged.

“This submission proved to be his complete surrender to my will, and

from that time we got on like a pair of loving brothers. We became

strong friends, and I used to talk to the old rascal as I would to a

human being. I have always believed he understood more than half I said

to him.

“He became very fond of our morning race. It was the custom to start

early in the morning—never later than four o’clock. When we would get

fairly out of a village where we had exhibited the day before, I would

ride up alongside and ask him if he would like a run, he would answer by

throwing up his trunk, giving a trumpet sound of joy, and starting off

at a stiff gait, keeping it up until I called a halt, and, if we

happened to be near a stream deep enough to hold him, he would take to

it, and stay until the rest of the show came up.

“No, I never had much difficulty in getting along with Columbus. From

the start he found out I was not afraid of him, and that I would give it

to him if he cut up any of his wicked capers; and he also came to

understand that I was his indulgent friend who humored many of his

harmless whims and treated him kindly.

“At the end of two years I was both glad and sorry to leave him. The

watchful confinement had become irksome, and I was sure that as soon as

I would leave him he would get into trouble,—which he did, and had a bad

time of it to the end of his days. I have always felt kind of sorry for

having put the knife through his ear, and never would have done it if I

had not been excited and scart half out of my wits. If I had given my

common sense half a chance, it would have told me that his lying down

was a sign of recognition of authority, and that he was willing to throw

up the sponge and behave himself. But I guess he forgave me, for,

whenever afterwards I went near him, he would give me the old time

friendly greeting.

“It’s many years now since I left the show business, and I’ve thought

the whole thing over, and concluded it’s all wrong. The confinement is

unnatural and cruel. Even the little animals in cages, while they seem

to be happy, are as miserable as they can be. Take a careful look at

them when they are not tired out or asleep, and you will find an anxious

expression on all their faces—a sort of looking out of their cages for

some one to come along and open the door.

“The great cat tribe, Lions, Tigers, Leopards, Panthers, and the rest of

them, are always pushing their noses against the bars for liberty, and

are usually pretty cross because they can’t get it.

“At any rate, it’s pleasant for me to look back upon my many years of

intercourse with the poor creatures, and to feel that I never, save in

the single instance, treated one of them unkindly.”

Assisting in the two years of successful management of Columbus was the

inevitable “elephant dog,” who was his constant companion and friend.

They slept together nights and tramped side by side during the days, and

often, when the elephant would not obey his keeper, the faithful

companion would, in some mysterious way, induce his huge friend to do

the reasonable and behave himself like a respectable and order loving

beast.

I have forgotten the manner of the taking off of the old slave of the

“Show,” but he, with his friendly keeper, who to the end of his days was

his champion, have long since passed on to that mysterious resting place

from which neither man nor elephant have sent any message back, and let

us hope that after their many trampings, and as a reward for the many

miseries endured while upon earth, that they are now enjoying the

rewards bestowed upon the forgiven and blest.

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