LORD CURZON CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT.]

Lord SELBORNE was one of three heirs to peerages who a generation ago

banded themselves together to resist elevation to the House of Lords.

Another of them is Lord CURZON, who answered him to-night, and whose

contempt for the Chamber which he now adorns seems to have grown with

the years that he has spent in it. Reading between the lines of his

speech a cynic could only infer that the Upper House, as at present

constituted, is such a useless and superfluous assembly that it does not

much matter who gets into it or by what venal ladder he climbs.

The only peers who ventured to get to close quarters with the scandal

were Lord KNUTSFORD, who told a moving tale of how a potential baronet

diverted £25,000 from the London Hospital to a certain party fund, and

thereby achieved his purpose; and Lord SALISBURY, who declared from his

knowledge of Prime Ministers that they were sick of administering the

system of which Lord CURZON was so ostentatiously ignorant.

[Illustration: WINSTON'S GIFT TO HIS NEW PRIVATE SECRETARY, MR.

MACCALLUM SCOTT.]

Many reasons have been assigned for Mr. CHURCHILL'S reinclusion in the

Ministry, but I am inclined to think that the real one has only just

been discovered. Mr. MACCALLUM SCOTT is one of the most pertinacious

inquisitors of the Treasury Bench; he is also a whole-souled admirer of

the Member for DUNDEE, and has written a book in eulogy of his

achievements by sea and land. Mr. CHURCHILL has rewarded this devotion

by appointing Mr. SCOTT his private secretary, and, as it is contrary to

Parliamentary etiquette for a Member holding this position to

interrogate other Ministers, has thereby conferred a distinct benefit

upon his new colleagues. Mr. LLOYD GEORGE is now reported to be on the

look-out for other statesmen in whom Mr. HOGGE and Mr. PRINGLE repose a

similar trust, but so far without success; and it is thought that his

only chance is to make Mr. PRINGLE an Under-Secretary on condition that

he takes Mr. HOGGE as his _âme damnée_, or _vice versâ_.

_Wednesday, August 8th._--Lord BURNHAM shocked some of the more ancient

peers by his skittish references to the coming Conference on the Second

Chamber. When he expressed the hope that Lord CURZON would make an

explicit statement, on the ground that their Lordships' House was in no

need of a soporific, I fully expected one of the occupants of the

mausoleum to rise and reprove him in the words of Dr. JOHNSON, "Sir, in

order to be facetious it is not necessary to be indecent."

The advent of the feminine lawyer was rendered a little nearer when her

champions successfully held up a Bill promoted by the Incorporated Law

Society until the Government undertook to find time for the discussion

of a measure enabling women to become solicitors. Already _Shylock_ is

trembling at the prospect.

_Thursday, August 9th_.--When the House on two successive occasions

rejected Proportional Representation it was generally thought that

nothing more would be heard of the other proposals for securing minority

representation. To-night, however, after a brisk debate, the

"Alternative vote" in three-cornered contests was saved in a free

division by a single vote; and it was further decided that "P.R." itself

should be adopted at University elections, despite the unanimous

opposition of the University Representatives.

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