"LET US SPRAY."
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"We welcome back to a position he once filled so well, the Rev. ----,
who is taking on the pork of the parish for the duration of the
war."--_Bath and Wilts Chronicle_.
We trust it will agree with him.
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"WANTED, a Very Plain Girl, very good references and photo asked, to
care for three children and do housework."--_Morning Paper_.
You can almost see the green-eyed monster lurking in the background.
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[Illustration:
_Soulful Soldier (carried away by red sunset)._ "BY JOVE! LOOK AT THAT!
ISN'T IT GLORIOUS?"
_His Tent Mate._ "YUS. ANOTHER MUCKIN' 'OT DAY TO-MORRER."
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