THE HAUNTED LAWYER.

A little while ago an aged native of Gulval spoke of another ghost that

haunted Kenegie, but only for a short time. Whether it was the “spirit”

of a Harris or an Arundel he couldn’t say, because it was so long past,

but it was all in the same family; for a Harris, he believed, changed

his name for that of Arundel; then, over a generation or two, the

family resumed their former name. People round about always called them

Harrises, and this one was spoken of as the proud squire of Kenegie. He

always rode a high horse. If he met people in the narrow lanes (and

there were but few broad ones in his time) they had to get out of his

way, by leaping hedges sometimes, else he’d ride over them.

They say that the only person who wouldn’t make way for him was an old

Rogers of Treassowe. On Castle Downs there was a wide piece of ground

left for horse-tracks where the road to St. Ives passed, so that when

one path was too much worn another might be taken, on the turf. In some

places the principal paths were divided by rocks or brakes of furze;

and in a little way the branches united again, or crossed others, in a

bewildering maze. ’Tis said that if Rogers, when on a heavy horse,

could make out at a little distance, the track which would lead to that

on which Harris rode, he would be sure to take it; if a deep one all

the better; and so they would both ride up, “full butt,” against each

other, like Æsop’s two goats crossing the brook on a plank, and either

have a “scruff” or a slashing fight with their whips. Yet they were

good friends, at times; hunted together over each other’s lands; and

visited one another on ceremonial occasions.

This burly gentleman-farmer of Treassowe, however, has nothing to do

with the story about to be told; yet thoughts of him occur in

connection with the proud Harris from his being so often spoken of as

his opponent. He was, also, a fair sample of “Ludgvan Hurlers” of old,

who were noted as sturdy “sticklers” for their rights, with a trifle

more from those inclined to domineer, as well as for their devotion to

the manly game which procured them their honourable nickname—still

retained, though for many years past they had never strengthened their

muscles and minds as they were wont to do in days of yore, by hurling

their silver ball, for miles, forward and backward along Market Jew

Green, then a common of great extent, or away inland “to the country.”

The game on the Green was called Hurling to the Goal.

Now, when Harris the proud was on his deathbed he sent a man to

Penzance for a lawyer, because he wanted to make an addition to his

will. “Take the fleetest horse in my stable,” said he to his servant,

“ride for thy life,—for thy life; stop not for anything in thy road;

tell him to take thy horse and hasten away if his own be unsaddled.”

On a chest, near the squire’s bed, sat his son John, rocking himself to

and fro, and crying bitterly. “What art thou crying for, my son?” asked

his father. “Because you are going to die, father,” replied the boy.

“Oh, what shall I do, what shall I do?” And he went on crying more and

more. “Stop crying, my son,” said his father, “thou wilt do very well,

for I am going to give thee Trengwainton; and Castle Horneck, to look

at; don’t cry any more, my son, for I’m very weak and want to sleep, my

son.”

The lawyer having arrived at the squire’s bedside, and writing

materials being ready, asked what must be added to the will? The

squire, when propped up with pillows, gasped out, “I wish, I wish,”

several times, until he became exhausted, and fell back in bed. After

resting awhile he made signs to be raised again, and then only repeated

the same words, “I wish, I wish,” until the lawyer told him to stop a

moment and then say what it was that he wanted to have written. “That

my son John shall have Trengwainton,” gasped the dying man.

The lawyer, who had also been the squire’s steward for a long time, was

quite confounded. In a minute or two he said, “I don’t know what you

mean; how can your son have Trengwainton? The place doesn’t belong to

you, I can’t understand ’e at all.” The little blood in Harris’s body

seemed to rush into his face and turn blue; then he became pale, and

cried, as hard as he was able, “Thou fool of a lawyer not to know how,

when”——unable to say any more he fell back in bed, more exhausted than

before.

Then he began twitching at the bedclothes, and kept on murmuring “I

wish, I wish,” lower and lower, and slower and slower, until he

breathed his last, with the words on his lips.

The lawyer returned homeward, feeling very sad and much perplexed. He

and the deceased had been constant friends from their boyhood. Of late

years his connection with Harris was mainly as steward of his estate,

and in that character we have to speak of him. The late squire had

undertaken many improvements of his farm, then in progress, as well as

alterations in his premises by his advice; and the steward took just as

much interest in his friend’s family and estate as if they had been his

own. He was, also, the only solicitor of note then in Penzance. People

of that time did not run for legal advice to settle trifling matters in

dispute; they were often a law unto themselves, rough and ready, as

well as warm-hearted; though far less hypocritical then than now.

The unsatisfied dead man was laid in the family vault, when the

customary time for keeping people of his quality above ground had

expired. On the night of his funeral, towards the morning, doleful

sounds were heard proceeding from the late squire’s bedroom, with

plaintive cries of “I wish, I wish,” followed by agonising moans and

groans.

Next day the steward came over to arrange some business that required

his presence on the place; old greyheaded servants of the family soon

told him of the ghostly sounds heard in the ancient mansion, only a few

hours past. The strong-minded man of law ridiculed them, and said it

was only their fearful fancies, followed by disturbing dreams, which

had caused all their dread of their old master’s return. The old

servants followed the lawyer to the outer gate, begging him to stay at

the house over night. “No, no, I’ve other fish to fry,” replied he,

“go’e to rest before you’re all tipsy, and let the squire come if he

will or can.”

The steward proceeded slowly down the hill, thinking of his deceased

friend. As he passed a churchway stile, a little below the principal

entrance gate, a gentleman came over and walked close beside him,

keeping pace with his horse. Neither spoke. The steward didn’t even

give the customary greeting of “Good night,” so usual here when people

meet in country lanes. The strange gentleman’s broad brimmed hat and

drooping plume so shaded his face that his features could not be

distinctly seen; but his tall figure was attired in a dress precisely

like that which had been usually worn by Harris, and which was of too

grand a mode for anybody else in the immediate neighbourhood. The horse

showed signs of great terror by rubbing his rider against the hedge,

and by trying to run off at a gallop; yet, however the steed altered

his paces, the stranger kept alongside, with such an easy motion as if

he floated in air, until, passing the stream which flows to Ponsandane,

when this strange companion disappeared,—there was no knowing whither.

Having crossed the water, and the road ascending for a little way, the

rider let his steed take its course; then it went off at a furious

rate, and only ceased its race when near the watering-trough at the top

of Market-jew Street, opposite the “Star” Inn. After slaking its

thirst, it went down a lane, now built on, and called New Street, which

led to a yard, stable, and garden, at the back of the lawyer’s house,

on the eastern side of Chapel Street (formerly called Our Lady Street)

and a little above the end of Vounder Ver.

It is not known whether the lawyer surmised or not that the companion

of his ride down Kenegie Hill was his late friend’s ghost, which it

was: for he, like most of his profession, could keep his own counsel,

especially in doubtful cases.

Next day, however, when he was expected by the family at Kenegie to

settle such business as could only be arranged with his help, he begged

for delay, on the plea of illness, and took to his bed, which he did

not quit for some days.

Night was dreaded in the old mansion at Kenegie. Even the decline of

day made its inmates shudder with apprehensive terror. The slamming of

doors, rattling of furniture, and other disturbances commenced earlier

and continued later into the morning than they did at first; and the

spirit’s cries of “I wish, I wish,” seemed to be uttered in anger

rather than in grief. During all the family’s trouble the steward was

unable, or unwilling, to come near them. Yet, almost daily, one or

other of Harris’s old servants came in to enquire after the lawyer’s

health, and told his family how their late master’s ghost had been seen

and heard before candle-lighting time in a court behind the house; and

that it was intended, over a few nights, to try what “spirit-quellers,”

as ghost-layers were called, could do in order to give the troubled

spirit rest.

The steward was still far from well, when one night, about a week after

his last visit to Kenegie, and just after he heard an eight-day clock

on his stair-landing strike two, whilst he was listening for the

town-clock, five minutes slower than his own, he heard a loud knocking

at his front door. Shortly afterwards his housekeeper came to his

bedroom door, and asked, “Are ’e waking, master?” Having spoken to her,

she said, “There’s an old clergyman, from over Hayle way, below; I’ve

seen him here before; he must speak with you, he says: he has a message

of the utmost importance to you.” The steward told her to strike a

light and show the parson up at once, as he was an old acquaintance who

didn’t stand on ceremony with him.

The old dame sat on her three-legged stool, hammering away with flint

and steel, in making vain endeavours to kindle the tinder, which wasn’t

touched by a spark, for the box had overturned in her lap without her

knowing it; her skirts being huddled on in a hurry she hardly knew

where to find her knees to steady the tinder-box between them. There

was a glimmer of light coming through the diamond-shaped lead lights

from a ghostly-looking bit of a morning moon, when the venerable

gentleman told her to take no more trouble; as he was well acquainted

with the house and her master he could find the way to his room without

a candle and alone; his business was too urgent for any farther delay.

The reverend gentleman, on entering the lawyer’s bedroom, drew back the

window curtains, and said, whilst shaking hands, “I hope to be excused

for calling at this unseasonable hour on account of the message I

bring; the importance of which, to you, will be best understood when I

tell ye of this night’s occurrences.” Now, the lawyer was impatient to

learn this urgent business, but it would seem as if the parson were in

no hurry—such good men take things easy. For he went to the window,

opened a casement, and looked out, as if to recollect his thoughts. It

was too obscure then for him to enjoy the extensive prospect, as seen

by day—only bounded by distant eastern hills. Returning to the lawyer’s

bedside, the reverend gentleman seated himself and continued thus:—“I

calculate, by the stars now rising, as well as by the altitude attained

by others, that it is now two hours and forty-five minutes since I,

with four other clergymen of our neighbourhood, by a request of the

deceased squire’s family, assembled on the Bowling Green, at Kenegie,

in order to give rest to the unquiet spirit which quitted Proud

Harris’s mortal tenement a fortnight since. Having marked on the turf a

circle, and placed on its circumference three lighted candles, to mark

the points of an equilateral triangle, within which a ghost is as safe

as in consecrated ground—the devil and his hounds are always on the

watch for vagrant spirits, roaming from churchyards—we formed ourselves

in line, facing south and behind the lights, in order of precedence, my

station being at the right hand of all. Then a reverend gentleman, who,

like myself, has much knowledge of planetary influence and other occult

sciences, as well as great ability in laying obdurate spirits, spoke a

form of citation. Not a dozen words of this solemn summons were uttered

when Proud Harris’s ghost, in winding-sheet and shroud came before us,

and, with a frowning countenance and angry gestures, abruptly said,

‘Begone about your own business, if you have any, for you have none

whatever here; and learn, vain mortals, that I will not leave this

place for anything you can do or say, until it pleaseth me to do so.’”

“Ah, I see,” said the steward, “it’s the same resolute spirit still

that always animated my deceased friend, for he never liked those of

your cloth; in fact he couldn’t abide to see men feathered all in black

and white; he used to say, ‘They are like Market-jew crows.’” “Well,

well, let that pass,” replied the reverend gentleman, “You have not yet

heard the matter of importance to you. On my commencing a powerful form

of conjuration the spirit approached me and said, ‘Dear old friend of

my youth, for the sake of those many happy days that we have passed

together in the hunting-field, do thou go from me, and at once, to that

accursed lawyer and steward of mine; tell him that unless he comes

here, and that shortly, to mind his business, I will go to him. Aye,

you see that thin rim of the waning moon; if he be not here, attending

to his duty to me and mine, ere that moon be renewed, I will appear

before him when least expected, whether he be in his office, his

bed-chamber, or elsewhere, alone.’ On my assenting to convey his

message the ghost vanished, and I at once came hither with such speed

as my three-score and six years permit.”

The parson paused a moment, but, the lawyer remaining silent, he

continued: “I advise you as a friend, go, as desired, before you are

three days older, for by that time this moon’s diminished horns will

have recommenced their growth. As I have now faithfully delivered the

spirit’s message, I bid you adieu, hoping you will have grace to follow

my advice.”

“I intend going to Kenegie,” replied the lawyer, “before another night

comes round. Stay and take breakfast; you must need rest after such

trying work.”

“No, I must be gone,” said the parson, “though I have neither eaten nor

slept since my leaving Ruan yesterday morn.”

“Then if you won’t stop, I wish ’e well,” said the steward, “hoping

never more to see ye here with a message from the dead. Farewell.”

After this unpleasant interruption to his night’s rest, the steward lay

awake and turned out of bed before his accustomed time of rising, with

the intention of going to Kenegie without delay. Yet, from feeling very

much out of order, when partly dressed, he returned to bed and sent for

a medical man.

The doctor felt the lawyer’s hot forehead and rapidly-throbbing pulse,

whilst the sick man told him that he could neither get tranquil sleep

nor take his food with any appetite.

“My good friend,” replied the doctor, “you are working yourself to

death, in trying to grapple with your extensive practice. Now, you must

not think of entering your office for a month at least. Go away to the

country; when you are able, for the sake of getting rid of business

cares; your clients must have patience until you get well. If they

won’t, let them go to Old Nick for advice. His counsel will please the

greater part of them much better than the advice of an honest

attorney.”

The patient then said, “I am most anxious first to go over and arrange

some business in Kenegie which requires my presence there.”

“All right,” replied the doctor, “you can do nothing better, when well

enough, mind you, than ride over there daily; but don’t stay long in

the house, and say but little about professional matters. After taking

some light refreshment, ride away up to Castle-an-Dinas, or, at least,

as far as the hamlet called Castle Gate, and ride easily forth and

back, over the stretch of level road on that high ground. When there

you will breathe the sweet air of the hills, mingled with ocean’s

breezes, which will do you more good than any amount of drugs. You

must, however, take a small dose at once, in order to procure tranquil

sleep. Never mind your appetite, that will return when you are able to

take daily rides over the hills, and you will be able to eat like a

horse, as the saying is.”

The doctor having sent for medicine, and seen his patient take the

same, went downstairs, charged the household to keep still, and on no

account to let their master be disturbed with business callers. “If he

should sleep for 24 hours, let him,” said the doctor, “and I’ll call

again shortly.”

The steward said nothing of his having been accompanied by Harris’s

ghost in his ride down Kenegie Hill, nor of the spirit’s message, well

knowing that his medical friend had no faith in supernatural

appearances; and the ailing man himself had but slight belief in such

matters until the evidence of his own eyes, as well as the reverend

gentleman’s words, convinced him, in spite of his reason.

The “doctor’s stuff” had its desired effect. The steward slept soundly

through the night, and until nearly noon next morning, when he took

breakfast in bed, then more medicine, and slept again. About two

o’clock the doctor called and asked the housekeeper how her master was.

“I suppose,” said she, “that he’s going on as well as can be expected,

for he slept well last night, ate a good breakfast for a sick man, and

is sleeping again. A few minutes since I went into his room, and saw

his eyes were shut, and didn’t speak to him, as you told me not to, but

I talked a little to myself, and he didn’t ask me what I was grumbling

about, as he mostly does if I speak a few words to, myself.

“A precious nurse you are,” said the doctor, “can’t you keep your

tongue still when in your master’s room?”

The lawyer had the same tranquil rest on the following night; got up at

his usual time, and soon after an early dinner, took horse for Kenegie.

The steward arrived at the old mansion about three or four o’clock.

Having stayed a few hours with the bereaved family, and said all he

could to comfort them, he recollected that there were alterations, or

repairs, going on down at the mill, which he ought to see. The

lengthening shadows warned him that it was time for his departure, that

he might see the mill on his way home. Having sent his horse down, by a

servant, he took a pathway which made a short cut thither across some

fields. This was always a favourite walk with him and the late squire,

because it afforded delightful views over land and sea. When on the

clear ground, and in sight of Rosemorran, he saw the sunbeams still

shining through a few leafless trees on the hill, but the valley was

all in shadow. On coming to a high-hedged and narrow lane, near the

mill, the gentleman went on slowly, with eyes cast down, musing on

times past. Glancing upwards, when his reverie ended, he beheld, at the

distance of ten or a dozen paces, the late squire, looking as formerly,

and slowly approaching him. The steward, though much terrified at

first, noticed that the garb taken by the apparition was, from

looped-up hat to silver spurs, exactly like that which Harris had

usually worn when following his hounds. At a glance the steward saw the

same bright and unsullied attire for which the late owner of Kenegie

had been distinguished. There were the same untarnished gold-lace and

buttons on his bright scarlet coat; and the boots, with their tops just

touching, without hiding, the jewelled knee-buckles of his nether

garment. Yet, for all this brightness of dress, the ghostly face, as

seen by the terrified man on coming nearer, made his blood run cold.

The eyes were like the unclosed eyes of the dead; and the other

features were pale and motionless as those of a marble image lying on a

tomb. The lawyer had heard, like everybody else here, that one should

never turn back from a ghost, but speak, if only a single word, as a

spirit is powerless to impart its wishes till spoken to; and if long

delayed the person is in danger of receiving bodily harm, and will be

haunted to death if he speak not before. The poor man forced himself,

as it were, to advance with his eyes cast down, for he couldn’t bear to

see the ghastly countenance. When near he could only murmur, “What

shall I do for ’e?”

“I am rejoiced that thou hast come to meet me here, and spoken in time,

for on the morrow I should have gone to thee. The anger I felt at thy

delay hath passed; why shouldst thou fear me, frail mortal that thou

art, when, ere long, thou wilt be as I am, and then seek me with a

greater desire to meet me than thou hast now to shun my company?

Besides thou knowest I always liked thee for thy honesty, and thy

regard to me and mine, as well as for thy doing justice to thy poorer

clients—as far as unjust laws and judges would allow thee. Now, with

regard to my son John,” continued the ghost, looking sorrowfully on his

faithful steward, “Death, as thou knowest, cut short my efforts to

explain how my wishes were to be accomplished touching Trengwainton.

Thy eyes are cast on earth; dost thou attend to what I say?”

“I do my best to,” replied the poor steward like one in a waking dream.

“Well, as thou knowest, there is much money owing to me on the place;

no interest has ever been paid, and more cash is wanted. Do thou supply

more and more until the place be indebted to nearly its value. Our boy

John is now about fourteen. Before he will be of age, foreclose the

mortgage, as the place by that time will be burthened to nearly its

full value. If the estate be offered for sale there will be no

purchaser; everyone hereabouts has enough to do to keep the land he

has. All landowners here are much embarrased to hold what they have.

Yet if the place be worth anything more than its encumbrance, pay over

the balance on putting my son in possession. The management of my

family’s property will be entirely on thy hands for many years, and

thou wilt still be my trusty steward. Now understand me clearly, of a

Harris it must never with truth be said that he got his lands unfairly.

Mark the little more I have to say, that I may depart for good, and no

more have to revisit this miserable world. Look up now, that I may know

thou attendest to my words, and learn that unless my wishes be

accomplished none of my family, nor of thine, will be known in this

part of the country for half the time they have flourished here, nor

have an inch of land more than their graves occupy. Behold those aged

trees which my forefathers planted. Ere they return to dust our ancient

homes will know us no more, if my last wishes be disregarded.”

Before the lawyer could reply—if he had anything to say—Harris’s ghost

had vanished.

The servant, who awaited the lawyer at the Mill, became uneasy when it

was almost night and the gentleman had not arrived; knowing him to be

unwell and that he was a man who would never “say die whilst there was

a shot in the locker,” as the saying is (everybody liked the steward

for his pluck and kindly disposition.) He rode slowly up the lane by

which he expected the steward to arrive, and, at last found him sitting

on a bank beside the road, seeming all bewildered and stupid, like a

person recovering from a trance or just come out of a fit. The servant

roused him up, as he said, but the steward didn’t speak, even when he

mounted his horse, and rode slowly homeward, with the servant following

to his own door, where the doctor was anxiously awaiting his patient’s

return. We heard no more of the good lawyer, but hope he rode out no

more until perfectly recovered.

Harris’s ghost, satisfied with having told the lawyer how its wishes

were to be carried out, has never more been seen nor heard in Kenegie,

from that day to this.

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