WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS.

|THE candidate for county commissioner, on the Democratic ticket, of

Sweetwater county, keeps a drug store, and when a little girl burned

her arm against the cook stove, and her father went after a package of

Russia salve, the genial Bourbon gave her a box of "Rough on Rats." What

the Democratic party needs, is not so much a new platform, but a carload

of assorted brains that some female seminary had left over.

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