REGARDING THE NOSE.

|THE annals of surgery contain many cases where the nose has been cut

or torn off, and being replaced has grown fast again, recovering its

jeopardized functions. One of the earliest, 1680, is related by the

surgeon (Fioraventi) who happened to be near by when a man's nose,

having been cut off, had fallen in the sand. He remarks that he took it

up, washed it, replaced it, and that it grew together.

Still, this is a little bit hazardous, and in warm weather the nose

might refuse to catch on. It would be mortifying in the extreme to have

the nose drop off in a dish of ice-cream at a large banquet. Not only

would it be disagreeable to the owner of the nose, but to those who sat

near him.

He adds the address of the owner of the repaired nose, and requests

any doubter to go and examine for himself. Régnault, in the _Gazette

Salutaire_, 1714, tells of a patient whose nose was bitten off by a

smuggler. The owner of the nose wrapped it in a bit of cloth and sought

Régnault, who, "although the part was cold, reset it, and it became

attached."

This is another instance where, by being sufficiently previous, the

nose was secured and handed down to future generations. Yet, as we said

before, it is a little bit risky, and a nose of that character cannot

be relied upon at all times. After a nose has once seceded it cannot be

expected to still adhere to the old constitution with such loyalty as

prior to that change.

Although these cases call for more credulity than most of us have to

spare, yet later cases, published in trustworthy journals, would seem

to corroborate this. In the _Clinical Annals_ and _Medical Gazette_, of

Heidelberg, 1830, there are sixteen similar cases cited by the surgeon

(Dr. Hofacker) who was appointed by the senate to attend the duels of

the students.

It seems that during these duels it is not uncommon for a student to

slice off the nose of his adversary, and lay it on the table until the

duel is over. After that the surgeon puts it on with mucilage and it

never misses a meal, but keeps right on growing.

The wax nose is attractive, but in a warm room it is apt to get excited

and wander down into the mustache, or it may stray away under the

collar, and when the proprietor goes to wipe this feature he does not

wipe anything but space. A gold nose that opens on one side and is

engraved, with hunter case and key wind, is attractive, especially on

a bright day. The coin-silver nose is very well in its way, but rather

commonplace unless designed to match the tea service and the knives and

forks. In that case, good taste is repaid by admiration and pleasure on

the part of the guest.

The _papier-maché_ nose is durable and less liable to become cold and

disagreeable. It is also lighter and not liable to season crack.

False noses are made of _papier-maché_, leather, gold, silver and wax.

These last are fitted to spectacles or springs, and are difficult to

distinguish from a true nose.

Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a duel and wore a golden one, which he

attached to his face with cement, which he always carried about.

This was a good scheme, as it found him always prepared for accidents.

He could, at any moment, repair to a dressing room, or even slide into

an alley where he could avoid the prying gaze of the vulgar world, and

glue his nose on. Of course he ran the risk of getting it on crooked and

a little out of line with his other features, but this would naturally

only attract attention and fix the minds of those with whom he might

be called upon to converse. A man with his nose glued on wrong side up,

could hold the attention of an audience for hours, when any other man

would seem tedious and uninteresting.

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