CHAPTER XXVIII

Haste away to Scotland dear,

And leave your native home;

The Land of Cakes affords good cheer

And you've a mind to roam.--

Here splendid sights, and gala nights

Are all prepar'd for Thee;

While Lords and Knights,--['mid gay delights!)

And Ladies bend the knee.

Haste away to Scotia's Land,

With kilt and Highland plaid;

And join the sportive, reeling band,

With ilka bonny lad.--

For night and day,--we'll trip away,

With cheerful dance, and glee;

Come o'er the spray,--without delay,

Each joy's prepared for Thee.

~~378~~~

The morning arose with a smiling and inviting aspect; and as it had been

previously rumoured that his Majesty would embark from Greenwich

Hospital at half-past eight o'clock, on his intended voyage to Scotland,

our party had arranged every thing for their departure at an early hour,

and before seven o'clock had seated themselves in a commodious and

elegant barge moored off Westminster Bridge, intending, if possible, to

see the City Companies, headed by the Lord Mayor and Court of Aldermen,

start, as had been proposed, from the Tower. They were shortly

afterwards gliding on the surface of the watery element towards the

scene of action: by this time the numerous parties in pursuit of the

same object were on the alert; and from almost every part of the shore

as they passed along, gaily dressed company was embarking, while merry

peals of bells seemed to announce approaching delight. The steeples on

shore, and the vessels in the river, exhibited flags and streamers,

which gave an additional splendour to the scene. All was anxiety and

expectation; numerous barges and pleasure-boats, laden with elegant

company, were speeding the same way, and every moment increasing, so

that the whole view displayed a combination of beauty, fashion, and

loyalty not often surpassed.

~~379~~~ On arriving off the Tower, it was soon ascertained that

the Lord Mayor and City Companies had got the start of them, and

consequently they proceeded on their journey, not doubting but they

should overtake them before reaching Greenwich; and in this expectation

they were not disappointed; for soon after passing Rotherhithe Church,

they came up with the City State Barge, which was towed by a steam

boat, accompanied by several other state barges, the whole filled with

company. The brightness of the morning, and the superb appearance of

these gaily manned, and it might be added gaily womaned gallies, (for

a numerous party of fashionably attired ladies added their embellishing

presence to the spectacle) formed altogether a picture of more than

ordinary interest and magnificence.

“This Royal Visit to Scotland,” said Sparkle, “has for some time past

been a prevailing topic of discussion from one end of the Land of Cakes

to the other, and the preparations for his Majesty's reception are of

the most splendid description--triumphal arches are to be erected, new

roads to be made, banquets to be given, general illuminations to take

place, body guards of royal archers to be appointed, and the dull light

of oil lamps to be totally obscured by the full blaze of Royal Gas. Then

there are to be meetings of the civil and municipal authorities from

every town and county, presenting loyal and dutiful addresses; and it is

expected that there will be so much booing among the “Carle's when the

King's come,” that the oilmen are said to be not a whit disconcerted at

the introduction of gas lights, the unctuous article being at present

in great demand, for the purpose of suppling the stiff joints of the

would-be courtiers, who have resolved to give a characteristic specimen

of their humble loyalty, and to oulboo all the hooings of the famed Sir

Pertinax.”

“However,” observed Dashall, “it is not very likely they will be able to

equal the grace with which it is acknowledged the King can bow; and he

is to be accompanied by the accomplished Sir Billy, of City notoriety;

so that admirable examples are certain of being presented to the

Scottish gentry: reports state ~~380~~~ that the worthy Baronet, who

is considered to be of great weight wherever he goes, is determined

to afford his Majesty, in this visit to Edinburgh, the benefit of that

preponderating loyalty which he last year threw into the scale of the

Dublin Corporation; and that he has recently purchased from a Highland

tailor in the Hay market, a complete suit of tartan, philebeg, &c. with

which he means to invest himself, as the appropriate costume, to meet

his royal master on his arrival at Edinburgh.”

“In that case,” said Sparkle, “there is one circumstance greatly to be

regretted, considering the gratification which our northern neighbours

might have derived, from ascertaining the precise number of cwts. of the

most weighty of London citizens. I remember reading a day or two back

that the weigh-house of the City of Edinburgh was disposed of by public

roup, and that a number of workmen were immediately employed to take it

down, as the whole must be cleared away by the 6th of August, under a

penalty of 50L.: what a pity, that in the annals of the weigh-house, the

Scotch could not have registered the actual weight of the greatest of

London Aldermen.”

Tom and Bob laughed heartily at their friend Sparkle's anticipations

respecting the worthy Baronet; while Bob dryly remarked, “he should

think Sir Willie would prove himself a honnie lad among the lasses O;

and nae doubt he would cut a braw figure in his Highland suit.”

“But,” continued Dashall, “we are indulging in visions of fancy, without

paying that attention to the scene around us which it deserves, and I

perceive we are approaching Greenwich Hospital. There is the royal yacht

ready prepared for the occasion; the shores are already crowded with

company, and the boats and barges are contending for eligible situations

to view the embarkation. There is the floating chapel; and a little

further on to the right is the Marine Society's School-ship, for the

education of young lads for his Majesty's service. The Hospital now

presents a grand and interesting appearance. What say you, suppose we

land at the Three Crowns, and make inquiry as to the likely time of his

Majesty's departure.”

“With all my heart,” replied Sparkle, “and we can then refresh, for I am

not exactly used to water excursions, and particularly so early in the

morning, consequently it has a good effect on the appetite.”

~~381~~~ By this time the City Barges had taken positions in the front

of the Hospital, and our party passed them to gain the proposed place

of inquiry: here, however, all was conjecture; the people of Greenwich

Hospital appeared to know as little of the time appointed as those of

the metropolis; and finding they had little chance of accommodation in

consequence of the great influx of company, they again embarked,

and shortly after attacked the produce of their locker, and with an

excellent tongue and a glass of Madeira, regaled themselves sufficiently

to wait the arrival. Time, however, hung heavily on their hands, though

they had a view of thousands much worse situated than themselves,

and could only contemplate the scene with astonishment, that serious

mischiefs did not accrue, from the immense congregated multitude by

which they were surrounded.

Anxiety and anticipation were almost exhausted, and had nearly given

place to despondency, when about three o'clock the extraordinary bustle

on shore announced the certainty of the expected event being about to

take place; and in about half an hour after, they were gratified by

seeing his Majesty descend the steps of the Hospital, attended by the

noblemen, &c. under a royal salute, and rowed to the vessel prepared to

receive him. The royal standard was immediately hoisted, and away sailed

the King, amidst the heartfelt congratulations and good wishes of his

affectionate and loyal people, the firing of cannon, the ringing of

bells, and every other demonstration of a lively interest in his safety

and welfare: leaving many to conjecture the feelings with which the

heart must be impressed of a person so honoured and attended, we shall

select a few descriptive lines from the pen of a literary gentleman,

in his opinion the most likely to be expressive of the sentiments

entertained on the occasion.

ROYAL RECOLLECTIONS.

As slow the yacht her northern track

Against the wind was cleaving;

Her noble Master oft look'd back,

To that dear spot 'twas leaving:

So loth to part from her he loves,

From those fair charms that bind him;

He turns his eye where'er he roves,

To her he's left behind him.

When, round the bowl, of other dears

He talks, with joyous seeming,

His smiles resemble vapourish tears,

So faint, so sad their beaming;

While memory brings him back again,

Each early tie that twin'd him,

How sweet's the cup that circles then,

To her he's left behind him.

Ah! should our noble master meet

Some Highland lass enchanting,

With looks all buxom, wild, and sweet,

Yet love would still be wanting;

He'd think how great had been his bliss

If heav'n had but assign'd him,

To live and die so pure as this,

With her he's left behind him.

As travelers oft look back at eve,

When eastward darkly going,

To gaze upon that light they leave,

Still faint behind them glowing.

So, ere he's been a month away,

At home we sure shall find him,

For he can never longer stay,

From her he's left behind him.

The gay assemblage before them, and the ceremony of the embarkation, the

sound of music, and the shouts of the populace, and animated appearance

of the river, which by this time seemed all in motion, amply repaid our

friends for the time they had waited; and after watching the departure

of the Royal Squadron, they returned to town; and as they passed the

London Docks, it occurred to the mind of the Hon. Tom Dashall, that his

Cousin had not yet paid a visit to these highly interesting productions

of human genius; and it was agreed that a day should be devoted to their

inspection before his departure from the Metropolis.

Real Life In London, Volumes I. and II. Or, The Rambles and Adventures of Bob Tallyho, Esq., and His Cousin, the Hon. Tom Dashall, Through the Metropolis; Exhibiting a Living Picture of Fashionable Characters, Manners, and Amusements in High and Low Life (1821) · 第 28 / 34 章