THE FOWLS HAVE A JOKE PLAYED ON THEM

When the Man first bought the farm and came to live there, he could

not understand a thing that his poultry said. This made it very hard

for him, and was something which he could not learn from his books and

papers. You remember how the Little Girls understood, better than he,

what the Cocks meant by crowing so joyfully one day. It is often true

that children who think much about such things and listen carefully

come to know what fowls mean when they talk.

The Man was really a very clever one, much more clever than the Farmer

who had lived there before him, and he decided that since he was to

spend much of his time among poultry, he would learn to understand

what they were saying. He began to listen very carefully and to

notice what they did when they made certain sounds. It is quite

surprising how much people can learn by using their eyes and ears

carefully, and without asking questions, too.

That was why, before the summer was over, the Man could tell quite

correctly, whenever a fowl spoke, whether he was hungry or happy or

angry or scared. Not only these, but many other things he could tell

by carefully listening. He could not understand a Hen in exactly the

way in which her Chickens understand her, but he understood well

enough to help him very much in his work. Then he tried talking the

poultry language. That was much harder, yet he kept on trying, for he

was not the sort of Man to give up just because the task was hard. He

had been a teacher for many years, and he knew how much can be done by

studying hard and sticking to it.

The Man was very full of fun, too, since he had grown so strong and

fat on the farm. He dearly loved a joke, and was getting ready to

play a very big joke on some of his poultry.

Anybody who has ever kept Hens knows how hard it is to drive them into

the poultry-house when they do not wish to go. People often run until

they are quite out of breath and red in the face, trying to make even

one Hen go where she should. Sometimes they throw stones, and this is

very bad for the Hens, for even if they are not hit, they are

frightened, and then the eggs which they lay are not so good.

Sometimes, too, the people who are trying to drive Hens lose their

temper, and this is one of the very worst things that could happen.

The poultry had not paid much attention to the Man when he was

learning their language. They were usually too busy talking to each

other to listen to what he was saying. Once the Shanghai Cock said

what he thought of it, however: "Just hear him!" he had said. "Hear

that Man trying to crow! He does it about as well as a Hen would."

You know a Hen tries to crow once in a while, and then the Cocks all

poke fun at her, because she never succeeds well. All this happened

before the Man had been long on the farm, and before the Shanghai Cock

had learned to like him. The Shanghai Cock would have been very much

surprised if anybody had then told him that he would ever be unable to

tell the Man's voice from that of one of his best friends.

Throughout the summer the fowls who had always lived on the farm were

allowed to run wherever they wished during the day, and were not

driven into the pen at night. There was always some corn scattered in

their own yard for them just before roosting-time, and they were glad

enough to stroll in and get it. When they finished eating they were

sure to find the outer gate closed, and then they went inside the pen

to roost. Now, however, the days were growing much shorter and the

nights cooler, and a Skunk had begun prowling around after dark. The

Man decided that if he wanted to keep his poultry safe, he must have

them in the pens quite early and shut all the openings through which

a night-hunting animal might enter to catch them. He liked to attend

to this before he ate his own supper, and the poultry did not wish to

go to roost quite so early. They often talked of it as they ate their

supper in the yard.

"I think," said the Brown Hen, "that something should be done to stop

the Man's driving us into the pen before we are ready to go. It is

very annoying."

"Annoying?" said the White Cock, who was a great friend of hers. "I

should say it is annoying! I hadn't half eaten my supper last night

when I heard him saying, 'Shoo! Shoo!' and saw him and the Little

Girls getting ready to drive us in."

"Well, you might better eat a little faster the next time," said the

Black Hen. "I saw you fooling around when you might have been eating,

and then you grumbled because you hadn't time to finish your supper."

"I would rather fool around a little than to choke on a big mouthful,

the way you did," replied the White Cock, who did not often begin a

quarrel, but was always ready to keep it up. "I was hungry all night,"

he added.

"It is so senseless," said the Brown Hen. "He might just as well drive

us in after we have had time enough for our supper, or even wait until

we go in without driving. I have made up my mind not to go to-night

until I am ready."

"What if they try to drive you?" asked the White Cock.

"I will run this way and that, and flutter and squawk as hard as I

can," replied the Brown Hen.

The Black Hen laughed in her cackling way. "I will do the same," said

she. "It will serve the Man right for trying to send us to roost so

early. I think he will find it pretty hard work."

The White Cock would make no promises. He wanted to see the Hens run

away from the Man, but thought he would rather stand quietly in a

corner than to flutter around. He was afraid of acting like a Hen if

he made too much fuss, and no Cock wishes to act like a Hen.

The Shanghai Cock felt in the same way. "I am too big for running to

and fro," said he, "but I will keep out of the pen and watch the fun."

He had hardly spoken these words when the Man and the Little Girls

came into the yard and closed the gate behind them. The poultry kept

on eating, but watched them as they ate. Suddenly the Brown Hen picked

up a small boiled potato that she had found among the other food, and

ran with it in her bill to the farthest corner of the yard. The Black

Hen ran after her and the other Hens after them. The Cocks remained

behind and watched.

The Man and the Little Girls tried to get between the Hens and the

farthest side of the fence. The Hens would not let them for a while,

but kept running back and forth there, until the potato had fallen to

pieces and been trampled on without any one having a taste. When the

Man and the Little Girls finally got behind the Hens, the Little

Girls spread out their skirts and flapped them and the Man said,

"Shoo! Shoo!"

Then the Hens acted dreadfully frightened, and the Cocks began to turn

their heads quickly from side to side, quite as though they were

looking for a chance to get away. They were really having a great deal

of fun. Whenever the Man thought that he had them all ready to go into

the open door of the pen, one of the Hens would turn with a frightened

squawk and flutter wildly past him again to the back end of the yard,

and then the Man would have to begin all over. Several of the Hens

dropped loose feathers, and it was very exciting.

"Well," said the Shanghai Cock, as the Man went back the fifth time

for a new start, "I think that Man will leave us alone after

to-night."

"Yes," said the White Cock, who was standing near him, "I think we are

teaching him a lesson."

He spoke quite as though he and the other Cock were doing it, instead

of just standing by and watching the Hens. But that is often the way

with Cocks.

After the Man had tried once more and failed, he certainly acted as

though he was ready to give up the task. He walked to the back end of

the yard, took off his hat, and wiped his forehead with his

handkerchief. The Little Girls stood beside him, and he picked up a

feather to show them. It was a wing-feather, and he was showing them

how the tiny hooks on each soft barb caught into those on the next and

held it firmly.

The poultry watched him for a while and then began eating once more.

They thought him quite discouraged.

The Shanghai Cock and the White Cock were standing far apart when

somebody called "Er-ru-u-u-u-u!" which is the danger signal. As soon

as he heard it, each Cock thought that the other had spoken, and

opened his bill and said, "Er-ru-u-u-u-u!" in the same tone, even

before he looked around for a Hawk or an Eagle.

Every Hen in the yard ducked her head and ran for the door of the pen

as fast as her legs would carry her. The Cocks let the Hens go ahead

and crowd through the doorway as well as they could, but they followed

closely behind. They were hardly inside when the door of the pen was

closed after them and they heard the Man fastening it on the outside.

"Wasn't that a shame!" said the Brown Hen, who always thought that

something was a shame. "We didn't finish our supper after all!"

"I know it," said the White Cock. "It happened very badly, and all

that running had made me hungry."

"What was the danger?" asked the Shanghai Cock. "I had no time to see

whether it was an Eagle or a Hawk coming."

"What do you mean?" cried the White Cock. "If I had given the alarm

which took all my friends from their supper into the pen, I think I

would take time to see what the danger was. Can't you tell one kind

of bird from another?"

"I can if I see them," answered the Shanghai Cock, rather angrily. "I

did not see this one. I looked up as soon as you gave the cry, but I

saw nothing. I repeated the cry, as Cocks always do, but I saw

nothing."

"Now see here," said the White Cock, as he lowered his head and looked

the Shanghai Cock squarely in the eyes, "you stop talking in this way!

You gave the first warning and you know it. I only repeated the call."

"I did not," retorted the Shanghai Cock, as he lowered his head and

ruffled his feathers. "_You_ gave the warning and _I_ repeated it."

"He did not," interrupted the Brown Hen. "I stood right beside him,

and I know he did not give the first call."

"Well," said the Barred Plymouth Rock Hen, "I was standing close to

the Shanghai Cock, and _I_ know that _he_ did not give the first

call." (Her Chickens were now so large that they did not need her, and

she had begun running with her old friends.)

Then arose a great chatter and quarrel in the pen. Part of the Hens

thought that the White Cock gave the first warning, and part of them

thought that the Shanghai Cock did. Everybody was out of patience with

somebody else, and all were scolding and finding fault until they

really had to stop for breath. It was when they stopped that the

Speckled Hen spoke for the first time. She had never been known to

quarrel, and she was good-natured now.

"I believe it was the White Plymouth Rock Cock in the other yard,"

said she. "Why didn't we think of that before?"

"Of course!" said all the fowls together. "It was certainly the White

Plymouth Rock Cock in the other yard." Then they laughed and spoke

pleasantly to each other as they began to settle themselves for the

night. "We might as well go to roost now," they said, "even if it is a

bit early. All that running and talking was very tiring."

But it was not the White Plymouth Rock Cock who had said

"Er-ru-u-u-u-u!" He and his Hens had run into their pen at the same

time, and had been shut in. Only the Man and the Little Girls knew who

it really was, and they never told the poultry.

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