CHAPTER VIII.

Until he stood on the platform on Wednesday morning with his brother

adventurers Mr. Chalk passed the time in a state of nervous excitement,

which only tended to confirm his wife in her suspicions of his behaviour.

Without any preliminaries he would burst out suddenly into snatches of

sea-songs, the "Bay of Biscay" being an especial favourite, until Mrs.

Chalk thought fit to observe that, "if the thunder did roar like that she

should not be afraid of it." Ever sensitive to a fault, Mr. Chalk fell back

upon "Tom Bowling," which he thought free from openings of that sort, until

Mrs. Chalk, after commenting upon the inability of the late Mr. Bowling to

hear the tempest's howling, indulged in idle speculations as to what he

would have thought of Mr. Chalk's. Tredgold and Stobell bought papers on

the station, but Mr. Chalk was in too exalted a mood for reading. The

bustle and life as the train became due were admirably attuned to his

feelings, and when the train drew up and they embarked, to the clatter of

milk-cans and the rumbling of trolleys, he was beaming with satisfaction.

"I feel that I can smell the sea already," he remarked.

Mr. Stobell put down his paper and sniffed; then he resumed it again and,

meeting Mr. Tredgold's eye over the top of it, sniffed more loudly than

before.

"Have you told Edward that you are going to sea?" inquired Mr. Chalk,

leaning over to Tredgold.

[Illustration: "'FINE DAY, GENTLEMEN,' SAID THE STRANGER, AS HE RAISED HIS

GLASS."]

"Certainly not," was the reply; "I don't want anybody to know till the last

possible moment. You haven't given your wife any hint as to why you are

going to Biddlecombe to-day, have you?"

Mr. Chalk shook his head. "I told her that you had got business there, and

that I was going with you just for the outing," he said. "What she'll say

when she finds out----"

His imagination failed him and, a prey to forebodings, he tried to divert

his mind by looking out of window. His countenance cleared as they neared

Biddlecombe, and, the line running for some distance by the side of the

river, he amused himself by gazing at various small craft left high and dry

by the tide.

A short walk from the station brought them to the mouth of the river which

constitutes the harbour of Biddlecombe. For a small port there was a goodly

array of shipping, and Mr. Chalk's pulse beat faster as his gaze wandered

impartially from a stately barque in all the pride of fresh paint to dingy,

sea-worn ketches and tiny yachts.

Uncertain how to commence operations, they walked thoughtfully up and down

the quay. If any of the craft were for sale there was nothing to announce

the fact, and the various suggestions which Mr. Chalk threw off from time

to time as to the course they should pursue were hardly noticed.

"One o'clock," said Mr. Stobell, extracting a huge silver timepiece from

his pocket, after a couple of wasted hours.

"Let's have something to eat before we do any more," said Mr. Tredgold.

"After that we'll ferry over and look at the other side."

They made their way to the King of Hanover, an old inn, perched on the side

of the harbour, and, mounting the stairs, entered the coffee-room, where

Mr. Stobell, after hesitating for some time between the rival claims of

roast beef and grilled chops, solved the difficulty by ordering both.

The only other occupant of the room, a short, wiry man, with a

close-shaven, hard-bitten face, sat smoking, with a glass of whisky before

him, in a bay window at the end of the room, which looked out on the

harbour. There was a maritime flavour about him which at once enlisted Mr.

Chalk's sympathies and made him overlook the small, steely-grey eyes and

large and somewhat brutal mouth.

"Fine day, gentlemen," said the stranger, nodding affably to Mr. Chalk as

he raised his glass.

Mr. Chalk assented, and began a somewhat minute discussion upon the

weather, which lasted until the waiter appeared with the lunch.

"Bring me another drop o' whisky, George," said the stranger, as the latter

was about to leave the room, "and a little stronger, d'ye hear? A man might

drink this and still be in the Band of Hope."

"We thought it wouldn't do for you to get the chuck out of it after all

these years, Cap'n Brisket," said George, calmly. "It's a whisky that's

kept special for teetotalers like you."

Captain Brisket gave a hoarse laugh and winked at Mr. Stobell; that

gentleman, merely pausing to empty his mouth and drink half a glass of

beer, winked back.

"Been here before, sir?" inquired the captain.

Mr. Stobell, who was busy again, left the reply to Mr. Chalk.

"Several times," said the latter. "I'm very fond of the sea."

Captain Brisket nodded, and, taking up his glass, moved to the end of their

table, with the air of a man disposed to conversation.

"There's not much doing in Biddlecombe nowadays," he remarked, shaking his

head. "Trade ain't what it used to be; ships are more than half their time

looking for freights. And even when they get them they're hardly worth

having."

Mr. Chalk started and, leaning over, whispered to Mr. Tredgold.

"No harm in it," said the latter. "Better leave it to me. Shipping's dull,

then?" he inquired, turning to Captain Brisket.

"Dull?" was the reply. "Dull ain't no name for it."

Mr. Tredgold played with a salt-spoon and frowned thoughtfully.

"We've been looking round for a ship this morning," he said, slowly.

"As passengers?" inquired the captain, staring.

"As owners," put in Mr. Chalk.

Captain Brisket, greatly interested, drew first his glass and then his

chair a yard nearer. "Do you mean that you want to buy one?" he inquired.

"Well, we might if we could get one cheap," admitted Tredgold, cautiously.

"We had some sort of an idea of a cruise to the South Pacific; pleasure,

with perhaps a little trading mixed up with it. I suppose some of these old

schooners can be picked up for the price of an old song?"

The captain, grating his chair along the floor, came nearer still; so near

that Mr. Stobell instinctively put out his right elbow.

"You've met just the right man," said Captain Brisket, with a boisterous

laugh. "I know a schooner, two hundred and forty tons, that is just the

identical article you're looking for, good as new and sound as a bell. Are

you going to sail her yourself?"

"No," said Mr. Stobell, without looking up, "he ain't."

"Got a master?" demanded Captain Brisket, with growing excitement. "Don't

tell me you've got a master."

"Why not?" growled Mr. Stobell, who, having by this time arrived at the

cheese, felt that he had more leisure for conversation.

"Because," shouted the other, hitting the table a thump with his fist that

upset half his whisky--"because if you haven't Bill Brisket's your man."

The three gentlemen received this startling intelligence with such a lack

of enthusiasm that Captain Brisket was fain to cover what in any other man

might have been regarded as confusion by ringing the bell for George and

inquiring with great sternness of manner why he had not brought him a full

glass.

"We can't do things in five minutes," said Mr. Tredgold, after a long and

somewhat trying pause. "First of all we've got to get a ship."

"The craft you want is over the other side of the harbour waiting for you,"

said the captain, confidently. "We'll ferry over now if you like, or, if

you prefer to go by yourselves, do; Bill Brisket is not the man to stand in

anyone's way, whether he gets anything out of it or not."

"Hold hard," said Mr. Stobell, putting up his hand.

Captain Brisket regarded him with a beaming smile; Mr. Stobell's two

friends waited patiently.

"What ud a schooner like that fetch?" inquired Mr. Stobell.

"It all depends," said Brisket. "Of course, if I buy--"

Mr. Stobell held up his hand again. "All depends whether you buy it for us

or sell it for the man it belongs to, I s'pose?" he said, slowly.

Captain Brisket jumped up, and to Mr. Chalk's horror smote the speaker

heavily on the back. Mr. Stobell, clenching a fist the size of a leg of

mutton, pushed his chair back and prepared to rise.

"You're a trump," said Captain Brisket, in tones of unmistakable respect,

"that's what you are. Lord, if I'd got the head for business you have I

should be a man of fortune by now."

Mr. Stobell, who had half risen, sat down again, and, for the first time

since his last contract but one, a smile played lightly about the corners

of his mouth. He took another drink and, shaking his head slightly as he

put the glass down, smiled again with the air of a man who has been

reproached for making a pun.

"Let me do it for you," said Captain Brisket, impressively. "I'll tell you

where to go without being seen in the matter or letting old Todd know that

I'm in it. Ask him a price and bate him down; when you've got his lowest,

come to me and give me one pound in every ten I save you."

Mr. Tredgold looked at his friends. "If we do that," he said, turning to

the captain, "it would be to your interest to buy the ship in any case. How

are we to be sure she is seaworthy?"

"Ah, there you are!" said Brisket, with an expansive smile. "You let me buy

for you and promise me the master's berth, provided you are satisfied with

my credentials. Common sense'll tell you I wouldn't risk my own carcass in

a rotten ship."

Mr. Stobell nodded approval and, Captain Brisket with unexpected delicacy

withdrawing to the window and becoming interested in the harbour, conferred

for some time with his friends. The captain's offer being accepted, subject

to certain conditions, they settled their bill and made their way to the

ferry.

"There's the schooner," said the captain, pointing, as they neared the

opposite shore; "the _Fair Emily_, and the place she is lying at is called

Todd's Wharf. Ask for Mr. Todd, or, better still, walk straight on to the

wharf and have a look at her. The old man'll see you fast enough."

He sprang nimbly ashore as the boat's head touched the stairs, and after

extending a hand to Mr. Chalk, which was coldly ignored, led the way up the

steps to the quay.

"There's the wharf just along there," he said, pointing up the road. "I'll

wait for you at the Jack Ashore here. Don't offer him too much to begin

with."

"I thought of offering a hundred pounds," said Mr. Tredgold. "If the ship's

sound we can't be very much out over that sum."

Captain Brisket stared at him. "No; don't do that," he said, recovering,

and speaking with great gravity. "Offer him seventy. Good luck."

He watched them up the road and then, with a mysterious grin, turned into

the Jack Ashore, and taking a seat in the bar waited patiently for their

return.

Half an hour passed. The captain had smoked one pipe and was half through

another. He glanced at the clock over the bar and fidgeted as an unpleasant

idea that the bargain, despite Mr. Tredgold's ideas as to the value of

schooners, might have been completed without his assistance occurred to

him. He took a sip from his glass, and then his face softened as the faint

sounds of a distant uproar broke upon his ear.

"What's that?" said a customer.

[Illustration: "HIS THREE PATRONS, WITH A HOPELESS ATTEMPT TO APPEAR

UNCONCERNED, WERE COMING DOWN THE ROAD."]

The landlord, who was glancing at the paper, put it down and listened.

"Sounds like old Todd at it again," he said, coming round to the front of

the bar.

The noise came closer. "It _is_ old Todd," said another customer, and

hastily finishing his beer moved with the others to the door. Captain

Brisket, with a fine air of indifference, lounged after them, and peering

over their shoulders obtained a good view of the approaching disturbance.

His three patrons, with a hopeless attempt to appear unconcerned, were

coming down the road, while close behind a respectable-looking old

gentleman with a long, white beard and a voice like a fog-horn almost

danced with excitement. They quickened their pace as they neared the inn,

and Mr. Chalk, throwing appearances to the winds, almost dived through the

group at the door. He was at once followed by Mr. Tredgold, but Mr.

Stobell, black with wrath, paused in the doorway.

"FETCH 'EM OUT," vociferated the old gentleman as the landlord barred the

doorway with his arms. "Fetch that red-whiskered one out and I'll eat him."

"What's the matter, Mr. Todd?" inquired the landlord, with a glance at his

friends. "What's he done?"

"_Done?_" repeated the excitable Mr. Todd. "Done? They come walking on to

my wharf as if the place----FETCH HIM OUT," he bawled, breaking off

suddenly. "Fetch him out and I'll skin him alive."

Captain Brisket took Mr. Stobell by the cuff and after a slight altercation

drew him inside.

"Tell that red-whiskered man to come outside," bawled Mr. Todd. "What's he

afraid of?"

"What have you been doing to him?" inquired Captain Brisket, turning to the

pallid Mr. Chalk.

"Nothing," was the reply.

"Is he coming out?" demanded the terrible voice, "or have I got to wait

here all night? Why don't he come outside, and I'll break every bone in his

body."

Mr. Stobell scratched his head in gloomy perplexity: then, as his gaze fell

upon the smiling countenances of Mr. Todd's fellow-townsmen, his face

cleared.

"He's an old man," he said, slowly, "but if any of you would like to step

outside with me for five minutes, you've only got to say the word, you

know."

Nobody manifesting any signs of accepting this offer, he turned away and

took a seat by the side of the indignant Tredgold. Mr. Todd, after a final

outburst, began to feel exhausted, and forsaking his prey with much

reluctance allowed himself to be led away. Snatches of a strong and copious

benediction, only partly mellowed by distance, fell upon the ears of the

listeners.

"Did you offer him the seventy?" inquired Captain Brisket, turning to Mr.

Tredgold.

"_I_ did," said Mr. Chalk, plaintively.

"Ah," said the captain, regarding him thoughtfully; "perhaps you ought to

ha' made it eighty. He's asking eight hundred for it, I understand."

Mr. Tredgold turned sharply. "Eight hundred?" he gasped.

The captain nodded, "And I'm not saying it's not worth it," he said, "but I

might be able to get it for you for six. You'd better leave it to me now."

Mr. Tredgold at first said he would have nothing more to do with it, but

under the softening influence of a pipe and a glass was induced to

reconsider his decision. Captain Brisket, waving farewells from the quay as

they embarked on the ferry-boat later on in the afternoon, bore in his

pocket the cards of all three gentlemen, together with a commission

entrusting him with the preliminary negotiations for the purchase of the

_Fair Emily_.

[Illustration: "CAPTAIN BRISKET WAVING FAREWELLS FROM THE QUAY AS THEY

EMBARKED."]

(_To be continued._)

FOOTNOTES:

[A] Copyright, 1904, by W. W. Jacobs, in the United States of America.

The ATLANTIC RIVER

BY JULIAN DRAKE.

[In April of last year the steamer _Miosen_, from

Christiania, sailed from New Orleans. Owing to a

damaged tail-shaft off Key West she practically drifted

from the Straits of Florida to the Faeroee Islands. From

the captain's notes the following account of the Gulf

Stream voyage is transcribed.]

What is the greatest river in the world? Naturally every Kindergarten pupil

would instantly respond by naming the Mississippi, with the Amazon a good

second. But that is because they are deceived by geographers jealous of the

prerogative of the land. Hydrographers--as, for example, Sir John Murray,

K.C.B.--would return a different answer, and it is clear that hydrographers

ought to know something about water.

The greatest river in the world, then, begins in the vicinity of Key West,

Florida. There is on the globe no such stupendous flow of waters. It defies

the severest droughts; in the mightiest floods it never overflows. Its

current sweeps onward more rapidly than the Mississippi or the Amazon and

its volume is a thousand times greater. Let us rid our mind of the idea of

land. The banks and the bottom of this stupendous river are of cold, whilst

its current is of warm, water. The name of it is the Gulf Stream. It might

properly be called the Atlantic River. Doubtless many hundreds, even

thousands, of craft have made the voyage down this river from its source to

its mouth, and the trip of the _Miosen_, of Christiania, Norway, is only

remarkable in this: that she virtually drifted the whole distance, four

thousand two hundred and twelve miles. The _Miosen_ is a Norwegian steamer

of one thousand two hundred and eighty tons, and carried a cargo of

molasses, rice, and tobacco from New Orleans to Christiania.

After leaving New Orleans early in April, 1903, she encountered roughish

weather in the Gulf of Mexico. But it was not until they had passed the

Tortugas group that Captain Westrup suspected that there was anything

radically wrong with the machinery. The _Miosen_ was fitted with

old-fashioned Glasgow engines, and carried a sail in case of emergency. At

Key West she put in for four days to see if the engineer could patch up the

propeller sufficiently to enable the vessel to cross the Atlantic. "It was

at Key West," said Captain Westrup, "I met an old fellow-mariner, a Swede.

"'Going down the river?' he asked.

"I laughed, not understanding the joke.

"'No; I'm crossing the Atlantic,' I replied.

"I then told him about the fractured propeller.

"'Take my advice,' he said, 'and go by the river route. Like as not you'll

drift the whole way, and if you're in no hurry you can give your engines a

rest. A single sheet to the wind will do your job.'

"It was the first time I had heard the expression 'river' as applied to

the Gulf Stream. The idea entertained me. I already began to regard my

forthcoming trip as a mere jaunt down a river, and with this in my head I

took pains to note everything of interest connected with this stupendous

stream. And here let me say that two leagues to the south-east of Key West

the Gulf mariners point to a buoy labelled in prominent letters 'F. C.,'

which stands for Florida Channel. It marks the end of the Gulf of Mexico

and the beginning of the Atlantic River."

[Illustration: THE BUOY IN FLORIDA CHANNEL.]

The machinery of the _Miosen_ was patched up by the 5th April, and on the

following morning the crew had hoisted her solitary sail and departed from

Key West. All along south of the Florida reef they had constant glimpses of

tarpon, devil-fish, and barracuda, the mightiest fish in the Gulf Stream.

For it must be understood that whales and sharks avoid the greatest river

in the world. We will explain why later. During the next few days they

frequently saw tarpon (_Megalops Atlanticus_) six feet long, reminding one

of gigantic herring. Some of them must have weighed one hundred and fifty

pounds; and the one which nearly boarded the steamer, leaping into the air

a foot from the bows of the _Miosen_, was fully this weight.

[Illustration: KEY WEST.

_From a Photo. by the Photochrom Co._]

"I had heard stories at Key West about the barracuda, which is harpooned

very much in the way whales are, although it is a somewhat smaller fish

than the tarpon. My friend Captain Altsen told me he had once gone out in a

small dinghy off the Keys with a Seminole Indian who was an adept at

spearing barracuda. Armed with a long, slender pole tipped with a barb, to

which a long rope was fastened, the native had speared the fish, which

darted away like 'greased lightning,' actually towing the boat a full mile

before he was hauled aboard exhausted. He said it was pretty exciting

sport, and jokingly suggested my engaging a school of barracuda to tow the

_Miosen_ to Stockholm. He observed, however, that they would probably leave

the ship at Tindhoelm, as they only frequent the Gulf Stream.

[Illustration: "THE FISH DARTED AWAY LIKE 'GREASED LIGHTNING.'"]

[Illustration: PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN BY THE MATE OF THE "MIOSEN" IN LATITUDE 30,

LONGITUDE 82, SHOWING THE DIFFERENT ASPECT OF THE GREAT RIVER AND THE

OCEAN.]

"I may mention that at the beginning our speed was between four and five

knots an hour, but we hardly averaged more than about fifty knots a day.

There was little wind to speak of. On the 8th we had a fair breeze, which

sent us along a couple of knots faster. The speed of the current is, I am

told, wholly regulated by the presence or absence of wind; but I give the

normal time. As we rounded the south coast of Florida we encountered huge

flocks of birds wending their way northward. Anything more placid and

beautiful than the Gulf Stream at this point cannot be imagined. The water

is a brilliant blue, like the Bay of Naples, while in the far distance may

be seen the dark green of the ocean. The temperature of the water I

ascertained to be seventy-four degrees Fahrenheit; that of the Atlantic

could hardly have been above forty-five degrees. Off Bebini we observed a

curious sight, which more than ever impressed the idea of a river on our

minds, and this occurred several times in the course of our long trip. The

presence of a stiff land breeze blew us out of the channel to the very edge

of the Stream, whose boundaries were here as clearly marked as that of the

Mississippi. Great quantities of driftwood and flotsam of all sorts,

including canes and palm leaves, floated in a long, thin line extending for

miles, forming natural banks to the world's greatest river. My mate took a

photograph of this phenomenon, together with others, but, unluckily, in

developing them later, all were more or less spoiled, although some idea

may be got from the one showing the aspect of the Stream. We also observed

numerous flying-fish, which, curiously enough, rarely, if ever, deviated

from the path of the Stream, as if they were quite aware of its course and

boundaries."

[Illustration: DIAGRAM SHOWING THE COURSE OF THE GULF STREAM.]

From this point the river flows straight to the north, pressing through the

ocean with a width of nearly thirty-seven miles, and of an average depth of

two hundred fathoms. The mass of water has been estimated at some

forty-five millions of cubic yards a second. The mean discharge of the

Mississippi is barely twenty-five thousand cubic yards.

As the Gulf Stream expands and spreads in its northward and easterly

course, its depth becomes proportionately less considerable. The strata of

cold water which serve as its banks retire on each side and allow it more

breadth. The cold bed of water which bears it, and over which it flows, as

terrestrial rivers glide over beds of rocks, gradually approaches nearer

the surface. Off Cape Hatteras the depth is about one hundred and twenty

fathoms, and its speed does not exceed three miles an hour, but it is twice

as wide as when it emerges from the Strait of Florida. Its width is here

seventy-eight miles. Its thickness, of course, constantly diminishes until

it is only a thin sheet of warm water on the other side of the Atlantic,

and is gradually dissipated in the sub-Arctic sea.

[Illustration: THE "CITY OF SAVANNAH," WRECKED IN THE GREAT STORMS OF

1893.]

As the travellers proceeded almost due north the island of Great Bahama

soon came to form the eastern boundary of the Gulf Stream. In this

locality many fearful storms have occurred, for when the river is angry it

is one of the most fearful places in the world for a ship to be. It is said

that the whole of the Bahama Islands which lie scattered through the sea to

the east of the Gulf Stream rest on a foundation of submarine banks formed

by the deposits of the river. The same may be said of the islands which

line the coasts of Georgia and the Carolinas on the west. Off one of these

islands the captain distinctly made out the wreck of a large craft,

floating free on the edge of this current, which he has since been told was

the _City of Savannah_, wrecked in the great storms of 1893. Derelicts are

common in these parts, no fewer than forty having been reported last year.

Long ago the soundings taken by the officers of the American Coast Survey

showed, according to Lieut. Maury, that the Gulf Stream flows along the

coast of America at some distance from the land. The slight inclination of

the low lands of Georgia and Carolina is continued under water till the

sounding line attains a depth of about fifty fathoms. The bottom then sinks

rapidly and forms a long valley parallel to the shore of America and the

chalky walls of the Appalachian range. In this valley, hollowed to the east

of the submarine basement of America, the Gulf Stream waters flow. Owing to

the rotatory motion of the globe and also to the curve of the coasts, the

Stream follows a constant direction to the north-east. Off New York and

Cape Cod it deviates more and more to the east. It ceases to follow the

coast-line, and rolls across the open Atlantic towards the shores of

Western Europe. Thus, as Maury says, if an enormous cannon had force enough

to send a bullet from the Strait of the Bahamas to the North Pole the

projectile would follow almost exactly the curve of the Gulf Stream and,

gradually deviating on its way, reach Europe from the west.

[Illustration: THE SOUTH SHOAL LIGHTSHIP, WHICH MARKS THE SITE OF AN OCEAN

GRAVEYARD.]

We have spoken of the driftwood boundaries of the Gulf Stream; but there is

an even more pronounced barrier easily ascertained by a use of the

thermometer. The warmest and most rapid part of the Gulf Stream is that in

most immediate juxtaposition to a sheet of cold water flowing in an

opposite direction off Carolina which bounds our river like a wall of ice.

Occasionally the line of demarcation is so precise that it is visible to

the naked eye, and the exact moment when a ship leaves the cold current and

its prow cleaves the Gulf Stream may be observed. The latter waters are of

a beautiful azure, that of the counter-current is greenish; one is

saturated with salt, the other contains the mineral to a far slighter

extent. But the chief distinction is that one is tepid, the other frigid as

ice.

On the 21st one of the men reported having sighted a light to the north,

and had also clearly heard a distant bell tolling. This was probably the

South Shoal Lightship, which marks the site of an ocean graveyard

hereabouts. This lightship, with a crew of a dozen men, has been adrift

nearly thirty times in the course of her history, and was once fourteen

days in the Gulf Stream. She is a schooner or barge of two hundred and

seventy-five tons, about one hundred feet long, chained to an anchor of

three and a half tons. But it is said the life aboard is so unbearably

monotonous to the crew that they cut the chain and so send the lightship

adrift. The skipper was glad when the Gulf Stream carried him away from the

neighbourhood, for he was reminded that over five hundred wrecks have taken

place some leagues to the northward of his course.

[Illustration: "THE TEMPERATURE OF THE STREAM WAS DISAGREEABLE TO HIM."]

The _Miosen_ was now bound almost due east, as if headed for the Azores,

for the great river curves at this point. Just south of Halifax, in

longitude sixty-five degrees, they came across their first iceberg,

drifting on the very edge of the stream. There is nothing so unhealthy for

an iceberg as the Gulf Stream, and an iceberg seems to know it. When,

however, it is fairly caught in its clutches it soon melts away to

nothingness before it has been carried many leagues eastward, all

depending, of course, upon its size. As with icebergs, so with whales, as

we have already mentioned. The vessel encountered a whale later in

longitude fifty, but it was obvious that the temperature of the Stream was

disagreeable to him, for he soon headed again for the Arctic regions. Other

whales make a dash through or remain by the side of the big river and so

reach lower latitudes, but a brief sojourn is enough for them. The Gulf

Stream is a river which can boast everything maritime but whales.

The great river just touches the southern extremity of the Grand Banks of

Newfoundland. This bank of Newfoundland, an enormous plateau surrounded on

all sides by abysses five to six miles deep, is chiefly due to the contact

of the Arctic current with the Gulf Stream. For here is the chief graveyard

of icebergs. On entering the tepid waters of the river the frozen mountains

gradually melt and let fall the fragments of rock and loads of earth they

bear into the sea. The bank, which rises gradually from the bottom, is the

work of the Greenland glaciers and the floes of the Polar Sea. It is the

presence of the Gulf Stream in these latitudes which is the cause of the

prevalent fogs not only here, but in the islands off Europe. From here

onward a sailor can always tell whether or not he is in the Stream by

plunging a thermometer overboard. Capt. Westrup found that it crosses the

Atlantic with a mean speed of twenty-four knots a day. This had previously

been ascertained, according to Maury, by direct measurement at different

parts of the ocean, or by means of notes, which, having been thrown

overboard in bottles, carefully closed, have floated for weeks or months at

the will of the waves, and then been fished up in other latitudes or found

on some seashore. In its long journey this mighty river transports hardly

any other alluvium than the living frustules of animalculae which fill the

tepid waters of the current, and are constantly falling like snowflakes to

the bottom of the ocean. However, during the whole distance across the

_Miosen_ constantly met with the trunks and branches of trees, cane stalks,

and woody flotsam, much of which finally reaches the coasts of Europe, even

as far as Spitzbergen.

"It was," says M. Reclus, "these remains which our ancestors of the Middle

Ages believed to come from the fabulous island of St. Brandan or from

Antilia, and which furnished matter for thought to daring navigators like

the great Columbus. Seeds carried from the New World by the current have

found a favourable soil on the shores of the Azores, and, although many

thousands of miles from their native land, have germinated and borne fruit.

Frequently the Gulf Stream brings to Europe the damaged products of human

industry and the timber of wrecked ships. During the Seven Years' War the

main-mast of an English man-of-war, the _Tilbury_, which had been burnt

near San Domingo, was found on the northern coasts of Scotland. Also, a

river-boat laden with mahogany was once driven to the Faeroee Islands. The

remnants of vessels wrecked in the latitude of Guinea have reached the

British Isles on the Gulf Stream, and Esquimaux canoes have often been

carried on its waves to the Orkneys."

The Faeroee Islands formed the temporary stopping-place of the _Miosen_.

"Here," states the captain, "we disembarked at Thorshaven on May 13th. On

the morning of the 12th we sighted Tindhoelm, which is generally regarded as

the barrier or point marking the end of the longest river in the world. We

had begun our voyage at its source, and had traversed four thousand two

hundred and twelve miles to its mouth, where the waters spread out into the

great North Sea."

[Illustration: APPROACH TO THE FAeROeE ISLANDS--THE END OF THE GULF STREAM.

_From a Photo._]

Of the incalculable benefit to the climate of the British Isles and Western

Europe which the Gulf Stream confers, one need not here pretend to speak.

The river waters lose their warmth but slowly, and during winter they often

have, off Cape Hatteras and the bank of Newfoundland, a temperature

twenty-eight degrees Fahrenheit above that of the ocean. Thus they become a

source of heat to Western Europe. Owing to the warmth of its waters the

lakes of the Faeroee and Shetland Isles never freeze in winter. Great Britain

is enveloped in fogs and the myrtle grows on Irish shores in the same

latitude as icy Labrador. The western coasts of Ireland have five degrees

higher temperature even than those of the eastern, and there the

fifty-second degree of latitude corresponds to the thirty-eighth degree in

America. All this is ascribed, and rightly, to the proximity of the world's

greatest river.

THE PHOENIX AND THE CARPET.[A]

BY E. NESBIT

X.--THE HOLE IN THE CARPET.

Hooray! hooray! hooray!

Mother comes home to-day;

Mother comes home to-day,

Hooray! hooray! hooray!

Jane sang this simple song directly after breakfast, and the Phoenix shed

crystal tears of affectionate sympathy.

"How beautiful," it said, "is filial devotion!"

"She won't be home till past bed-time, though," said Robert. "We might have

one more carpet-day."

He was glad that mother was coming home--quite glad, very glad; but at the

same time that gladness was rudely contradicted by a quite strong feeling

of sorrow, because now they could not go out all day on the carpet.

"I do wish we could go and get something nice for mother, only she'd want

to know where we got it," said Anthea. "And she'd never, never believe the

truth. People never do, somehow, if it's at all interesting."

"I'll tell you what," said Robert. "Suppose we wished the carpet to take us

somewhere where we could find a purse with money in it--then we could buy

her something."

"Suppose it took us somewhere foreign, and the purse was covered with

strange Eastern devices, embroidered in rich silks, and full of money that

wasn't money at all here, only foreign curiosities, then we couldn't spend

it, and people would bother about where we got it, and we shouldn't know

how on earth to get out of it all." Cyril moved the table off the carpet as

he spoke, and its leg caught in one of Anthea's darns and ripped away most

of it, as well as a large slit in the carpet.

"Well, now you _have_ done it," said Robert.

But Anthea was a really first-class sister. She did not say a word till she

had got out the Scotch heather-mixture fingering wool, and the

darning-needle and the thimble and the scissors, and by that time she had

been able to get the better of her natural wish to be thoroughly

disagreeable, and was able to say quite kindly:--

"Never mind, Squirrel, I'll soon mend it."

Cyril thumped her on the back. He understood exactly how she had felt, and

he was not an ungrateful brother.

"Respecting the purse containing coins," the Phoenix said, scratching its

invisible ear thoughtfully with its shining claw, "it might be as well,

perhaps, to state clearly the amount which you wish to find, as well as the

country where you wish to find it, and the nature of the coins which you

prefer. It would be indeed a cold moment when you should find a purse

containing but three oboloi."

"How much is an oboloi?"

"An obol is about twopence halfpenny," the Phoenix replied.

"Yes," said Jane, "and if you find a purse I suppose it is only because

someone has lost it, and you ought to take it to the policeman."

"The situation," remarked the Phoenix, "does indeed bristle with

difficulties."

"What about a buried treasure," said Cyril, "and everyone was dead that it

belonged to?"

"Mother wouldn't believe _that_," said more than one voice.

"Suppose," said Robert--"suppose we asked to be taken where we could find a

purse and give it back to the person it belonged to, and they would give us

something for finding it?"

"We aren't allowed to take money from strangers. You know we aren't, Bobs,"

said Anthea, making a knot at the end of a needleful of Scotch

heather-mixture fingering wool (which is very wrong, and you must never do

it when you are darning).

"No, _that_ wouldn't do," said Cyril. "Let's chuck it and go to the North

Pole, or somewhere really interesting."

"No," said the girls together, "there must be _some_ way."

"Wait a sec," Anthea added. "I've got an idea coming. Don't speak."

There was a silence as she paused with the darning-needle in the air.

Suddenly she spoke:--

"I see. Let's tell the carpet to take us somewhere where we can get the

money for mother's present, and--and--and get it some way that she'll

believe in and not think wrong."

"Well, I must say you are learning the way to get the most out of the

carpet," said Cyril. He spoke more heartily and kindly than usual, because

he remembered how Anthea had refrained from snarking him about tearing the

carpet.

"Yes," said the Phoenix, "you certainly are. And you have to remember

that if you take a thing out it doesn't stay in."

No one paid any attention to this remark at the time, but afterwards

everyone thought of it.

"Do hurry up, Panther," said Robert; and that was why Anthea did hurry up

and why the big darn in the middle of the carpet was all open and webby

like a fishing-net, not tight and close like woven cloth, which is what a

good, well-behaved darn should be like.

Then everyone put on its outdoor things, the Phoenix fluttered on to the

mantelpiece and arranged its golden feathers in the glass, and then all was

ready. Everyone got on to the carpet.

"Please go slowly, dear carpet," Anthea began; "we like to see where we're

going." And then she added the difficult wish that had been decided on.

Next moment the carpet, stiff and raft-like, was sailing over the roofs of

Kentish Town.

"I wish----No, I don't mean that. I mean it's a _pity_ we aren't higher

up," said Anthea, as the edge of the carpet grazed a chimney-pot.

"That's right. Be careful," said the Phoenix, in warning tones. "If you

wish when you're on a Wishing Carpet, you _do_ wish, and there's an end of

it."

So for a short time no one spoke, and the carpet sailed on in calm

magnificence over St. Pancras and King's Cross stations and over the

crowded streets of Clerkenwell.

"We're going out Greenwich way," said Cyril, as they crossed the streak of

rough, tumbled water that was the Thames. "We might go and have a look at

the Palace."

On and on the carpet swept, still keeping much nearer to the chimney-pots

than the children found at all comfortable. And then, just over New Cross,

a terrible thing happened.

Jane and Robert were in the middle of the carpet. Part of them was on the

carpet, and part of them--the heaviest part--was on the great central darn.

"It's all very misty," said Jane; "it looks partly like out of doors and

partly like in the nursery at home. I feel as if I was going to have

measles; everything looked awfully rum then, I remember."

"I feel just exactly the same," Robert said.

"It's the hole," said the Phoenix; "it's not measles, whatever that

possession may be."

And at that both Robert and Jane suddenly and at once made a bound to try

and get on to the safer part of the carpet, and the darn _gave way_ and

their boots went up, and the heavy heads and bodies of them went down

_through the hole_, and they landed in a position something between sitting

and sprawling on the flat leads on the top of a high, grey, gloomy,

respectable house whose address was 705, Amersham Road, New Cross.

The carpet seemed to awaken to new energy as soon as it had got rid of

their weight, and rose high in the air. The others lay down flat and peeped

over the edge of the rising carpet.

[Illustration: "'ARE YOU HURT?' CRIED CYRIL."]

"Are you hurt?" cried Cyril, and Robert shouted "No," and next moment the

carpet had sped away, and Jane and Robert were hidden from the sight of the

others by a stack of smoky chimneys.

"Oh, how awful!" said Anthea.

"It might have been worse," said the Phoenix. "What would have been the

sentiments of the survivors if that darn had given way when we were

crossing the river?"

"Yes, there's that," said Cyril, recovering himself. "They'll be all right.

They'll howl till someone gets them down, or drop tiles into the front

garden to attract the attention of passers-by. Bobs has got my one and

five-pence--lucky you forgot to mend that hole in my pocket, Panther, or he

wouldn't have had it. They can tram it home."

But Anthea would not be comforted.

"It's all my fault," she said. "I _knew_ the proper way to darn, and I

didn't do it. It's all my fault. Let's go home and patch the carpet with

your Etons--something really strong--and send it to fetch them."

"All right," said Cyril; "but your Sunday jacket is stronger than my Etons.

We must just chuck mother's present, that's all. I wish----"

"Stop!" cried the Phoenix; "the carpet is dropping to earth."

And indeed it was.

It sank swiftly, yet steadily, and landed on the pavement of the Deptford

Road. It tipped a little as it landed, so that Cyril and Anthea naturally

walked off it, and in an instant it had rolled itself up and hidden behind

a gate-post. It did this so quickly that not a single person in the

Deptford Road noticed it. The Phoenix rustled its way into the breast of

Cyril's coat, and almost at the same moment a well-known voice remarked:--

"Well, I never! What on earth are you doing here?"

They were face to face with their pet uncle--their Uncle Reginald.

[Illustration: "IN AN INSTANT IT HAD ROLLED ITSELF UP AND HIDDEN BEHIND A

GATE-POST."]

"We _did_ think of going to Greenwich Palace and talking about Nelson,"

said Cyril, telling as much of the truth as he thought his uncle could

believe.

"And where are the others?" asked Uncle Reginald.

"I don't exactly know," Cyril replied, this time quite truthfully.

"Well," said Uncle Reginald, "I must fly. I've a case in the County Court.

That's the worst of being a beastly solicitor. One can't take the chances

of life when one gets them. If only I could come with you to the Painted

Hall and give you lunch at the Ship afterwards! But, alas! it may not be."

The uncle felt in his pocket.

"_I_ mustn't enjoy myself," he said, "but that's no reason why you

shouldn't. Here, divide this by four, and the product ought to give you

_some_ desired result. Take care of yourselves. Adieu."

And waving a cheery farewell with his neat umbrella the good and

high-hatted uncle passed away, leaving Cyril and Anthea to exchange

eloquent glances over the shining golden sovereign that lay in Cyril's

hand.

"Well!" said Anthea.

"Well!" said Cyril.

"Well!" said the Phoenix.

"Good old carpet," said Cyril, joyously.

"It _was_ clever of it--so adequate and yet so simple," said the Phoenix,

with calm approval.

"Oh, come on home and let's mend the carpet. I am a beast. I'd forgotten

the others, just for a minute," said the conscience-stricken Anthea.

They unrolled the carpet quickly and slily--they did not want to attract

public attention--and the moment their feet were on the carpet Anthea

wished to be at home, and instantly they were.

The kindness of their excellent uncle had made it unnecessary for them to

go to such extremes as Cyril's Etons or Anthea's Sunday jacket for the

patching of the carpet.

Anthea set to work at once to draw the edges of the broken darn together,

and Cyril hastily went out and bought a large piece of the marble-patterned

American oil-cloth which careful housewives use to cover dressers and

kitchen tables. It was the strongest thing he could think of.

Then they set to work to line the carpet throughout with the oil-cloth. The

nursery felt very odd and empty without the others, and Cyril did not feel

so sure as he had done about their being able to "tram it" home. So he

tried to help Anthea, which was very good for him, but not much use to her.

The Phoenix watched them for a time, but it was plainly growing more and

more restless. It fluffed up its splendid feathers, and stood first on one

gilded claw and then on the other, and at last it said:--

[Illustration: "'GOOD OLD CARPET,' SAID CYRIL, JOYOUSLY."]

"I can bear it no longer. This suspense! My Robert--who set my egg to

hatch--in the bosom of whose Norfolk raiment I have nestled so often and so

pleasantly! I think, if you'll excuse me----"

"Yes--_do_," cried Anthea. "I wish we'd thought of asking you before."

Cyril opened the window. The Phoenix flapped its sun-bright wings and

vanished.

"So _that's_ all right," said Cyril, taking up his needle and instantly

pricking his hand in a new place.

* * * * *

Of course, I know that what you have really wanted to know about all this

time is not what Anthea and Cyril did, but--what happened to Jane and

Robert after they fell through the carpet on to the leads of the house

which was called number 705, Amersham Road.

But I had to tell you the other first. That is one of the most annoying

things about stories. You cannot tell all the different parts of them at

the same time.

Robert's first remark when he found himself seated on the damp, cold, sooty

leads was:--

"Here's a go!"

Jane's first act was tears.

"Dry up, Pussy; don't be a little duffer," said her brother, kindly. "It

will be all right."

And then he looked about, just as Cyril had known he would, for something

to throw down, so as to attract the attention of the wayfarers far below in

the street. He could not find anything. Curiously enough there were no

stones on the leads, not even a loose tile. The roof was of slate, and

every single slate knew its place and kept it. But, as so often happens, in

looking for one thing he found another. There was a trap-door leading down

into the house.

And that trap-door was not fastened.

"Stop snivelling and come here, Jane," he cried, encouragingly. "Lend a

hand to heave this up. If we can get into the house we might sneak down

without meeting anyone, with luck. Come on."

They heaved up the door till it stood straight up, and, as they bent to

look into the hole below, the door fell back with a hollow clang on the

leads behind, and with its noise was mingled a blood-curdling scream from

underneath.

"Discovered!" hissed Robert. "Oh, my cats alive!"

They were indeed discovered.

They found themselves looking down into an attic, which was also a

lumber-room. It had boxes and broken chairs, old fenders and

picture-frames, and rag-bags hanging from nails.

In the middle of the floor was a box, open, half full of clothes. Other

clothes lay on the floor in neat piles. In the middle of the piles of

clothes sat a lady, very flat indeed, with her feet sticking out straight

in front of her. And it was she who had screamed, and who, in fact, was

still screaming.

"Don't!" cried Jane, "please don't! We won't hurt you."

"Where are the rest of your gang?" asked the lady, stopping short in the

middle of a scream.

"The others have gone on, on the Wishing Carpet," said Jane, truthfully.

"The Wishing Carpet?" said the lady.

"Yes," said Jane, before Robert could say, "You shut up!" "You must have

read about it. The Phoenix is with them."

Then the lady got up, and picking her way carefully between the piles of

clothes she got to the door and through it. She shut it behind her, and the

two children could hear her calling "Septimus! Septimus!" in a loud yet

frightened way.

"Now," said Robert, quickly; "I'll drop first."

He hung by his hands and dropped through the trap-door.

"Now you. Hang by your hands. I'll catch you. Oh, there's no time for jaw.

Drop, I say."

Jane dropped.

[Illustration: "JANE DROPPED."]

Robert tried to catch her, and even before they had finished the breathless

roll among the piles of clothes, which was what his catching ended in, he

whispered:--

"We'll hide--behind those fenders and things; they'll think we've gone

along the roofs. Then, when all is calm, we'll creep down the stairs and

take our chance."

They hastily hid. A corner of an iron bedstead struck into Robert's side,

and Jane had only standing room for one foot--but they bore it--and when

the lady came back, not with Septimus, but with another lady, they held

their breath and their hearts beat thickly.

"Gone!" said the first lady; "poor little things--quite mad, my dear--and

at large! We must lock this room and send for the police."

"Let me look out," said the second lady, who was, if possible, older and

thinner and primmer than the first. So the two ladies dragged a box under

the trap-door and put another box on the top of it, and then they both

climbed up very carefully and put their two trim, tidy heads out of the

trap-door to look for the "mad children."

"Now," whispered Robert, getting the bedstead-leg out of his side.

They managed to creep out from their hiding-place and out through the door

before the two ladies had done looking out of the trap-door on to the empty

leads.

Robert and Jane tiptoed down the stairs--one flight, two flights. Then they

looked over the banisters. Horror! a servant was coming up with a loaded

scuttle.

The children with one consent crept swiftly through the first open door.

The room was a study, calm and gentle, manly, with rows of books, a

writing-table, and a pair of embroidered slippers warming themselves in the

fender. The children hid behind the window-curtains. As they passed the

table they saw on it a missionary-box with its bottom label torn off, open

and empty.

"Oh, how awful!" whispered Jane. "We shall never get away alive."

"Hush!" said Robert, not a moment too soon, for there were steps on the

stairs, and next instant the two ladies came into the room. They did not

see the children, but they saw the empty missionary-box.

"I knew it," said one. "Selina, it _was_ a gang. I was certain of it from

the first. The children were not mad. They were sent to distract our

attention while their confederates robbed the house."

"I am afraid you are right," said Selina; "and _where are they now_?"

"Downstairs, no doubt, collecting the silver milk-jug and sugar-basin and

the punch-ladle that was Uncle Joe's, and Aunt Jerusha's teaspoons. I shall

go down."

"Oh, don't be so rash and heroic," said Selina. "Amelia, we must call the

police from the window. Lock the door. I _will_--I will----"

The words ended in a yell as Selina, rushing to the window, came face to

face with the hidden children.

"Oh, don't!" said Jane; "how can you be so unkind? We _aren't_ burglars,

and we haven't any gang, and we didn't open your missionary-box. We opened

our own once, but we didn't have to use the money, so our consciences made

us put it back and----_Don't!_ Oh, I wish you wouldn't----"

Miss Selina had seized Jane and Miss Amelia captured Robert. The children

found themselves held fast by strong, slim hands, pink at the wrists and

white at the knuckles.

"We've got _you_, at any rate," said Miss Amelia. "Selina, your captive is

smaller than mine. You open the window at once and call 'Murder!' as loud

as you can."

Selina obeyed; but when she had opened the window, instead of calling

"Murder!" she called "Septimus!" because at that very moment she saw her

nephew coming in at the gate.

In another minute he had let himself in with his latch-key and had mounted

the stairs. As he came into the room Jane and Robert each uttered a shriek

of joy so loud and so sudden that the ladies leaped with surprise and

nearly let them go.

"It's our own clergyman," cried Jane.

"Don't you remember us?" asked Robert. "You married our burglar for

us--don't you remember?"

"I _knew_ it was a gang," said Amelia. "Septimus, these abandoned children

are members of a desperate burgling gang who are robbing the house. They

have already forced the missionary-box and purloined its contents."

[Illustration: "'DON'T YOU REMEMBER US?' ASKED ROBERT. 'YOU MARRIED OUR

BURGLAR FOR US.'"]

The Reverend Septimus passed his hand wearily over his brow.

"I feel a little faint," he said, "running upstairs so quickly."

"We never touched the beastly box," said Robert.

"Then your confederates did," said Miss Selina.

"No, no," said the curate, hastily. "_I_ opened the box myself. This

morning I found I had not enough small change for the Mothers' Independent

Unity Measles and Croup Insurance payments. I suppose this is _not_ a

dream, is it?"

"Dream? No, indeed. Search the house. I insist upon it."

The curate, still pale and trembling, searched the house, which, of course,

was blamelessly free of burglars.

When he came back he sank wearily into his chair.

"Aren't you going to let us go?" asked Robert, with furious indignation,

for there is something in being held by a strong lady that sets the blood

of a boy boiling in his veins with anger and despair. "We've never done

anything to you. It's all the carpet. It dropped us on the leads. _We_

couldn't help it. You know how it carried you over to the island, and you

had to marry the burglar to the cook."

"Oh, my head!" said the curate.

"Never mind your head just now," said Robert; "try to be honest and

honourable, and do your duty in that state of life!"

"This is a judgment on me for something, I suppose," said the Reverend

Septimus, wearily, "but I really cannot at the moment remember what."

"Send for the police," said Miss Selina.

"Send for a doctor," said the curate.

"Do you think they _are_ mad then?" said Miss Amelia.

"I think I am," said the curate.

Jane had been crying ever since her capture. Now she said:--

"You aren't now, but perhaps you will be, if----And it would serve you

jolly well right, too."

"Aunt Selina," said the curate, "and Aunt Amelia, believe me, this is only

an insane dream. You will realize it soon. It has happened to me before.

But do not let us be unjust, even in a dream. Do not hold the children;

they have done no harm. As I said before, it was I who opened the box."

The strong, bony hands unwillingly loosed their grasp. Robert shook himself

and stood in sulky resentment. But Jane ran to the curate and embraced him

so suddenly that he had not time to defend himself.

"You're a dear," she said. "It is like a dream just at first, but you get

used to it. Now _do_ let us go. There's a good, kind, honourable

clergyman."

[Illustration: "JANE RAN TO THE CURATE AND EMBRACED HIM."]

"I don't know," said the Reverend Septimus; "it's a difficult problem. It

is such a very unusual dream. Perhaps it's only a sort of other life--quite

real enough for you to be mad in. And if you're mad there might be a

dream-asylum where you'd be kindly treated, and in time restored, cured, to

your sorrowing relatives. It is very hard to see your duty plainly, even in

ordinary life, and these dream-circumstances are so complicated----"

"If it's a dream," said Robert, "you will wake up directly, and then you'd

be sorry if you'd sent us into a dream-asylum, because you might never get

into the same dream again and let us out, and so we might stay there for

ever, and then what about our sorrowing relatives who aren't in the dreams

at all?"

But all the curate could now say was, "Oh, my head!"

And Jane and Robert felt quite ill with helplessness and hopelessness. A

really conscientious curate is a very difficult thing to manage.

And then, just as the hopelessness and the helplessness were getting to be

almost more than they could bear, the two children suddenly felt that

extraordinary shrinking feeling that you always have when you are just

going to vanish. And the next moment they had vanished, and the Reverend

Septimus was left alone with his aunts.

"I knew it was a dream," he cried, wildly. "I've had something like it

before. Did you dream it too, Aunt Selina, and you, Aunt Amelia? I dreamed

that you did, you know."

Aunt Selina looked at him and then at Aunt Amelia. Then she said, boldly:--

"What do you mean? _We_ haven't been dreaming anything. You must have

dropped off in your chair."

The curate heaved a sigh of relief.

"Oh, if it's only _I_," he said; "if we'd all dreamed it I could never have

believed it, never!"

Afterwards Aunt Selina said to the other aunt:--

"Yes, I know it was an untruth, and I shall doubtless be punished for it in

due course. But I could see the poor, dear fellow's brain giving way before

my very eyes. He couldn't have stood the strain of _three_ dreams. It _was_

odd, wasn't it? All three of us dreaming the same thing at the same moment.

We must never tell dear Seppy. But I shall send an account of it to the

Psychical Society, with stars instead of names, you know."

And she did. And you can read all about it in one of the society's fat

Blue-books.

* * * * *

Of course, you understand what had happened?

The intelligent Phoenix had simply gone straight off to the psammead, or

sand-fairy, who gives wishes and had wished Robert and Jane at home. And,

of course, they were at home at once. Cyril and Anthea had not half

finished mending the carpet.

When the joyful emotions of reunion had calmed down a little they all went

out and spent what was left of Uncle Reginald's sovereign in presents for

mother. They bought her a pink silk handkerchief, a pair of blue and white

vases, a bottle of scent, a packet of Christmas candles, and a cake of soap

shaped and coloured like a tomato, and one that was so like an orange that

almost anyone you had given it to would have tried to peel it--if they

liked oranges, of course. Also they bought a cake with icing on, and the

rest of the money they spent in flowers to put in the vases.

When they had arranged all the things on a table, with the candles stuck up

on a plate ready to light the moment mother's cab was heard, they washed

themselves thoroughly and put on tidier clothes.

Then Robert said, "Good old psammead," and the others said so too.

"But, really, it's just as much good old Phoenix," said Robert. "Suppose

it hadn't thought of getting the wish!"

"Ah!" said the Phoenix, "it is perhaps fortunate for you that I am such a

competent bird."

"There's mother's cab," cried Anthea, and the Phoenix bird and they

lighted the candles, and next moment mother's cab was home again.

She liked her presents very much, and found their story of Uncle Reginald

and the sovereign easy and even pleasant to believe.

"Good old carpet," were Cyril's last sleepy words.

"What there is of it," said the Phoenix, from the cornice-pole.

FOOTNOTES:

[A] Copyright, 1904, by George Newnes, Limited.

_The Making of a Lily._

BY F. MARTIN DUNCAN.

[Illustration: 1.--A "CROWN" OF THE LILY OF THE VALLEY, SHOWING THE

UNDERGROUND STEM WITH NEXT YEAR'S BUDS.]

[Illustration: 2.--A RETARDED "CROWN" OF THE LILY OF THE VALLEY BEFORE

BEING PLANTED IN THE FORCING-HOUSE.]

To the question, "What are your favourite flowers?" a large majority of

people will be found to promptly answer, "Lilies." And every year these

beautiful flowers seem to become more and more popular. They have a charm

peculiarly their own, unmatched by any other flower; while a halo of

romance has encompassed them from the earliest dawn of civilization,

inspiring poets, painters, and all lovers of the beautiful in Nature.

North, south, east, and west collectors have travelled, diligently seeking

for new species, until a wonderful collection of all sorts, shapes, and

sizes of lilies has been brought together, to enrich our gardens and

greenhouses with their graceful forms and delicate tints. But in spite of

all this continual importation of gorgeous and distinguished foreigners,

flaunting it bravely in scarlet and gold, our own native lily of the valley

still ranks first favourite in the hearts of the people. Nor is this

constancy surprising, for what can be more charming than the exquisite cool

green of its foliage or the sweet, fresh fragrance of the clusters of its

pure white flowers?

[Illustration: 3.--AFTER A WEEK IN THE FORCING-HOUSE THE BUD BEGINS TO

SWELL.]

Partly on account of its graceful shape and sweet scent, the pure white of

its blossoms and delicate green of its foliage, the lily of the valley has

become one of the most important flowers for bouquets and floral

decorations, often being used on the most opposite occasions--for the

bridal bouquet and the funeral wreath--yet never appearing out of place or

incongruous; while at Yule-tide it is nowadays in as great demand as the

holly for decorating our homes and churches. Consequently there is now a

steadily-growing demand for lilies of the valley throughout the year.

Now, in its natural state, growing at its own sweet will in our woods, the

lily of the valley flowers only in the spring of the year, just as the

earliest spring flowers are beginning to fade; while later in the year its

leafless flower-stem bears numerous pretty, globular-shaped red berries,

the seeds from which future generations of lilies will spring. Besides its

seeds, the lily of the valley has another method of perpetuating the

species by means of its subterranean creeping root-stock, on which a new

bud, or series of buds, appears annually, each bud ultimately developing

the orthodox two leaves, from the centre of which rises the flower-stem. As

the flowers and foliage of the present year begin to fade, those buds on

the underground stem which represent next year's supply of flowers are seen

to increase somewhat in size. During the cold winter months they rest and

remain practically inactive, awaiting the first warm breath of spring,

which is the signal for them to start into active growth.

[Illustration: 4.--IN TEN DAYS SOME APPRECIABLE GROWTH IS MADE.]

[Illustration: 5.--FOURTEEN DAYS' GROWTH. THE TIGHTLY-FOLDED FOLIAGE LEAVES

AND FLOWER STEM HAVE DEVELOPED.]

The peculiar underground stem of the lily of the valley is known amongst

gardeners as the "crown." For a long time the autumn and winter demand for

flowers of the lily of the valley was met by digging up the crowns out of

the gardens or woods, placing them in pots filled with rich soil, and

forcing their growth in the hothouse. Now, curious to say, although the

lily crowns responded to this treatment and sent up their flower-stems,

they absolutely declined to develop any foliage, probably because they had

been deprived of their winter rest and the opportunity to store up the

requisite strength for building up both flowers and foliage; moreover, the

blossoms of these forced crowns were often very small in size.

[Illustration: 6.--EIGHTEEN DAYS' GROWTH. THE CREAMY-WHITE LEAVES BEGIN TO

SWELL.]

Many eminent florists, both in England and on the Continent, dissatisfied

with such results, set to work to solve the difficulty of growing both

foliage and flowers of the lily of the valley all the year round. The task

was a troublesome one, though not quite so hopeless as it would appear to

the uninitiated, for these flower specialists knew that crowns which were

taken out of the ground at the end of the winter and forced would

frequently develop both foliage and flowers.

[Illustration: 7.--TWENTY-ONE DAYS' GROWTH. THE FOLIAGE GAINING ITS GREEN

TINT AND THE FLOWER-BUDS SHOWING.]

At last, after numerous experiments had been tried, a method was evolved

whereby it became possible to supply the markets of the world with both

large and handsome flowers and foliage of the lily of the valley all the

year round, from New Year's Day to New Year's Eve. The crowns are now

collected before the new buds have made much growth, and subjected to a

process of refrigeration which takes the place of the winter sleep, and by

which means they can be stored for a long time without injury. Four or five

weeks before the flowers and foliage are required the crowns are planted in

the hothouse, and kept at a temperature of about 75 deg. Fahr. during the

whole period of their growth.

[Illustration: 8.--TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS' GROWTH. THE FOLIAGE BEGINNING TO

UNFURL.]

[Illustration: 9.--THIRTY-ONE DAYS' GROWTH. THE FLOWER-STEM RAPIDLY

GROWING.]

When taken from the refrigerator the lily crown, technically known on the

market as a "retarded crown," has a somewhat dry, brownish appearance. A

week spent in the rich soil and hot, humid atmosphere of the forcing-house

causes the bud to swell and begin to grow. In ten days it is seen to have

really made some appreciable growth. At the end of fourteen days the

creamy-white, tightly-folded foliage leaves and the tip of the flower-stem

are seen to have developed, the leaves broadening out somewhat about the

eighteenth day. In twenty-one days the still folded leaves have gained a

delicate, pale greenish hue, and the flower-buds have begun to make

themselves plainly visible upon the flower-stem. Twenty-eight days finds

the leaves a slightly deeper green in tint and beginning to unfurl; while

the flower-stem is now more slowly developing, showing a close

approximation to the order of growth under natural conditions. In thirty

days the flower-stem begins to put on a spurt and catch up with the leaves

in growth. Thirty-six days from the planting of the retarded crown the

fully-formed flower-buds begin to open, and a day or two later the plant is

in full bloom and the foliage and flowers are ready for the market.

[Illustration: 10.--THIRTY-SIX DAYS' GROWTH. THE FOLIAGE FULLY DEVELOPED

AND THE FLOWER-BUDS BEGINNING TO OPEN.]

[Illustration: 11.--THIRTY-EIGHT DAYS GROWTH. THE FLOWERS AND FOLIAGE READY

FOR MARKET.]

_Curiosities._

Copyright, 1904, by George Newnes, Limited.

[_We shall be glad to receive Contributions to this section, and to pay for

such as are accepted._]

AN EXTRAORDINARY OCCURRENCE.

"Whilst lifting a dish of apples from the table one of the apples fell from

the dish to the wineglass and remained in the position shown in the

photograph. It did not upset the glass, although it was empty. The

edge of the glass had cut into the apple, so retaining it in

position."--Lieut.-Col. G. T. Trueman, Brooklands, Mansfield Road, Reading.

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THE DEVIL'S BRIDGE.

"The bridge shown in the photograph carries with it a curious legend, which

runs somewhat as follows. Once upon a time there was no bridge at all, and

a ford was the only means at the disposal of the local inhabitants. One

day, owing to a flood, an old woman was unable to cross the river to sell

her wares at the village market. She began to cry. The Devil hearing her

sobs came to her and said he would build a bridge across the river, on

condition that he had the very first living being that crossed the bridge

after market time, his Satanic Majesty knowing very well that the old woman

was always the first on the journey back. The woman promised, and the Devil

soon built the bridge. The woman on returning from market was about to step

upon the bridge when she suddenly remembered what the Devil had said. Not

knowing what to do, she went to the priest and confessed everything. The

worthy priest, giving her a cake, advised her to throw it to the other side

of the bridge and let her dog run after it. This she did, and the Devil was

so angry at being cheated of his prey that he dropped a corner of his apron

and the stones fell to the bottom of the river, where they may be seen to

this day."--Mr. J. B. Mather, 21, Liverpool Road, Birkdale, near Southport.

[Illustration]

A CYCLONIC FREAK.

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"On Saturday afternoon, October 3rd, 1903, a cyclone passed over the State

of Wisconsin from the south-west corner to the north-east corner, doing

considerable damage to life and property. At the time I was employed as a

local man on the _Waupaca Post_, and was detailed to write up the results

of the storm in that neighbourhood. At a point about seven miles north of

Waupaca, near the village of Scandinavia, I found that the wind had

demolished a farm-house and that an ordinary cabinet photo. had been blown

from a table in the front room and driven about one-half its area into a

solid oak tree by the side of the road. The tree was badly broken above,

but perfectly solid at the point where the picture was driven in. I took

hold of the card and pulled as hard as I dared, but found it to be quite

immovable."--Mr. Thos. L. Jacobs, Sumner, Washington.

WHEN IS A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY?

"When it is a Japanese fern tree like that shown in my photograph. The

Japanese people are fond of shaping fern roots so as to resemble animals,

and when the fern grows a little judicious clipping of the fronds adds much

to the realistic and often grotesque effect."--Miss Emmons, Mount Vernon,

Leamington.

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SCRAP-IRON _v._ EVIL SPIRITS.

"In the southern part of the United States one of the superstitions of the

negroes is that fruit trees should be protected from evil spirits by

hanging upon them iron in some form. According to their belief, if the

trees do not have some such safeguard the spirits will enter the trunk and

branches and prevent the trees from bearing. The accompanying photograph

shows a peach tree in Maryland which was protected from the evil spirits in

this way. Suspended from the trunk and branches are chains, stove lids,

hoops, grates, and iron nails collected by the owner of the tree from piles

of old metal for this purpose. It is a peculiar fact, however, that the

tree has borne large crops of peaches each year it has thus been

protected."--Mr. D. A. Willey, Baltimore.

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"NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION."

"I send you a photograph showing a unique umbrella which sheltered two

young ladies under it during a violent thunderstorm. While spending my

holiday in the Blue Mountains of Sullivan County, New York, I decided to

take a trip to Minisink Battlefield, in the town of Highland, where, on

July 22nd, 1779, a tribe of Indians, led by the noted half-breed, Joseph

Brant, massacred a band of white soldiers, who had made an heroic fight and

had gained the upper hand, when they discovered that their ammunition had

given out. A rude monument of stone marks the spot, and while I was taking

a photograph of it the storm broke. Our party found temporary shelter in an

abandoned hut in a quarry at the mountain top, but being miles from our

stopping-place, and having failed to provide ourselves with even a single

umbrella, one of the party, Mr. Ralph Austin, saw possibilities in the

umbrella line when I folded up my rubber-coated focusing cloth. A birch

sapling furnished the rod, and branches of maple trees were made to serve

as ribs. These were held in place by strips torn from a handkerchief. Then

the focusing cloth was stretched across the frame and tied down at the

corners with more strips from the handkerchief. The homeward journey was

then begun, and for a distance of nearly four miles the young ladies walked

under the umbrella, which thoroughly protected them from the rain. They

were so pleased with this ingenious umbrella that they insisted upon being

photographed under it."--Mr. Adolph A. Langer, 116, Danforth Avenue, Jersey

City, N.J.

[Illustration]

BEAVERS' WORK.

"This photograph shows the remarkable work of what are known as

dam-building beavers. The little animals sometimes construct barriers of

brushwood and clay in creeks to form their winter habitations. Occasionally

they use pieces of timber of quite large size. The logs which are shown in

this picture were actually cut by their sharp teeth, and were found in the

swamp occupied by a beaver colony near Stroudsburg, Pa. The work was done

so nicely that the wood appears as if hewn with an axe. Pieces of this size

were used to strengthen the dam and were gnawed from limbs of trees, some

of which were over six inches in diameter. As will be noted, one bears a

remarkable resemblance to a horse's hoof."--Mr. D. A. Willey, Baltimore.

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CATALEPTIC RIGIDITY.

"This is a rather uncommon photograph of a man whilst under hypnotic

influence, lying on an upturned stool, bearing the weight of three people

on his body. His feet are resting on one leg and his neck on the other

without any support between. The photograph was taken without the knowledge

of the subject."--Mr. E. E. Vinnicombe, Gloucester Row, Weymouth.

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OLD-FASHIONED SURGERY.

"The accompanying photograph of a mural tablet in St. Sampson's Church,

Guernsey, the inscription on which is in French, brings the surgical skill

of to-day into striking contrast with that of a hundred years ago. For the

benefit of those who do not care to try their eyesight in reading the small

type, or who do not understand French, I have translated the latter and

more interesting part of the inscription into English, as follows: 'This

monument is erected to their memory, and also to that of their eldest son,

Thomas Falla, Lieutenant of the 12th Regiment of Infantry, who died at the

siege of Seringapatam, April 6th, 1799, aged eighteen years, six months,

twenty-five days, as the result of a wound of a solid cannon ball weighing

twenty-six pounds, which had lodged between the two bones of one of his

thighs. The said wound having become considerably inflamed, the surgeon of

the regiment, after he had examined the injury, was unaware that the ball

was enclosed in it, and it was only after his death, which took place six

hours after the event, that it was extracted, to the surprise of the whole

Army.' The solid cannon ball referred to, of twenty-six pounds in weight,

must have been five and three-quarter inches in diameter; it is astounding

to contemplate that the regimental surgeon was unable to detect the

presence of this huge mass of iron in the unfortunate officer's

thigh."--Mr. Arthur D. Moullin, "Cintra," Swanage, Dorset.

[Illustration]

A SHAM STRONG MAN.

"The picture of the 'Strong Man' was taken as follows: A section of bark

was removed from a partly rotten log, a thin slice being then sawn off the

log and placed in one end of the bark. This hollow sham was shouldered by

the 'Strong Man' whilst a friend snapped the shutter."--Mr. Paul Drake,

Green Lake Post Office, Seattle, Washington.

[Illustration]

THE POWER OF A GROWING TREE.

"At the time of the American occupation in Cuba a number of anchors were

thrown aside by the Americans in the Havana Navy Yard. Since then the tree

shown in the photograph has grown up. It is known in Cuba as the

'Frambollan,' or Royal Ponciana. The tree has caught the anchor and lifted

it bodily from the ground, one end of the anchor being twenty-one inches

from the ground and the other twenty-five inches, although, if measurements

were not taken, it would appear as if both sides were perfectly even. The

anchor weighs about four thousand five hundred pounds. The photograph was

taken by Mr. Marcos More, Pena Pobre 27, Havana, Cuba."--Mr. J. A. del

Solar, Room 818, 108, Fulton Street, New York.

[Illustration]

WOMEN COALING A STEAMER IN JAPAN.

"This photograph, which was taken in the harbour at Yokohama, shows one

side of a liner with many ladders running up from numerous coal barges

which surround the ship. The curious, and at the same time interesting,

point of the photograph lies in the fact that the coaling is carried out by

gangs of girls. They use little round baskets, which they pass from one

hand to another with amazing rapidity. Many of the figures which appear in

the photograph to be boys are not really so, for the dress of the girls is

in many ways of the masculine type--the large figure in the foreground is a

typical specimen of this. By the following figures one can realize the

speed with which the coal is put on board. One of the 'Empress' line of

steamers has had 1,360 tons loaded in this way in four hours, which is at

the rate of 5.7 tons per minute."--Mr. S. Edward Ould, 47, Gloucester

Square, Hyde Park, W.

[Illustration]

"A RUBBING STONE FOR ASSES."

"About the middle of the seventeenth century there stood an inn at the

corner of the old Chester road in Lower Bebington (near Birkenhead). The

loafers of the neighbourhood used to hang about the corner and loll against

the wall of this inn, which very much annoyed the innkeeper. Being an

ingenious man, he hit upon the following way of ridding himself of the

annoyance. He put a tablet in the wall (right-hand side of photo.), of

which none of them could understand the meaning for some time. At last one

of the sharpest found that by running the letters together a sentence was

formed, reading, 'A Rubbing Stone for Asses.' Of course, this effectually

cleared the loafers. The puzzle on the middle stone is solved thus:--

987654321 (=45)

minus 123456789 (=45)

---------------------

= 864197532 (=45)

The worthy innkeeper's name (see third stone) was Mark Noble, and his sign

was 'The Two Crowns,' the thirty shillings being made up by--

Mark = 13s. 4d.

Noble = 6s. 8d.

Two Crowns = 10s. 0d.

---------

30s. 0d.

---------

The lettering of the stones has been recut lately to preserve it."--Mr. T.

H. Lee, 122, St. Domingo Vale, Liverpool.

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ENGLISH AS SHE IS MURDERED.

"The accompanying is a faithful copy of an address of welcome presented to

the passengers of the s.y. _Argonaut_ on the occasion of their visit to

Messene. Though a very amusing curiosity as regards the writer's

manipulation of the English language, it cannot fail to convey to the

'grand swans of strong Albion' the feeling of respect and admiration in

which they are held by the people of Greece."--Mr. Arthur Williamson, 17,

Union Square, S.E.

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A SNAIL FARM.

"This is a photograph of a snail farm which I took last summer at

Engelberg, near Lucerne. The owner of the farm is a peasant and he has over

three thousand Roman snails, some of them of immense size. He sends them to

Italy and Paris. They are worth about three a penny, and when dressed and

cooked ready for eating they sell for nearly two shillings a dozen."--Miss

I. M. Fairbairn, Wood Rising, Rye, Sussex.

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