DOROTHY'S BURGLAR
Dot Kenway had heard about burglars. That is, she knew there were such
people. Just why they went about "burgling," as she herself phrased it,
the smallest Corner House girl did not understand.
But she thought, with a queer jumping at her heart, that she had found a
"really truly" burglar now.
He was just putting their very best sugar-bowl on the top of the pile of
other silver, and she expected to see him tie up the cloth by its four
corners preparatory to taking it away.
Dot really did not know what she ought to do. Of course, she might have
screamed for Ruth; but then, she knew that Ruthie would be awfully
scared if she did.
Why, Tess, even, would be scared if she came across a burglar! Dot was
quite sure of that; and she felt happy to know that she was really not
so scared as she supposed she would have been.
The burglar did not seem any more fearful in appearance than the iceman,
or the man who took out the ashes, or the man who came to sharpen the
knives and had a key-bugle--
Oh! and maybe burglars carried something to announce their calling, like
other tradesmen. The junkman had a string of bells on his wagon; the
peanutman had a whistle on his roaster; the man who mended tinware and
umbrellas beat a shiny new tin pan as he walked through Willow Street--
"Oh!" ejaculated the curious Dot, right out loud, "do you use a whistle,
or a bell, or _anything_, in your business, please?"
My goodness! how that man jumped! Dot thought he would fall right over
backward, and the round ray of the spotlight in his hand shot up to the
ceiling and all about the room before it fell on Dot, standing over by
the hall door.
"Well, I'll be jiggered!" gasped the man, in utter amazement. "Wha--what
did you say, miss?"
He was not really a man, after all. Dot saw by his lean face that he was
nothing more than a half grown boy. So every little bit of fear she had
felt for the burglar departed. He could not really be a journeyman
burglar--only an apprentice, just learning his trade. Dot became
confidential at once, and came closer to him.
"I--I never met anybody in your business before," said the smallest
Corner House girl. "If you please, do you only come into folks's houses
at night?"
"Huh!" croaked the young man, hoarsely. "Seems ter me we're workin' both
night an' day at this season. I never did see it so hard on a poor
feller before."
"Oh, my!" exclaimed Dot. "Do you have busy seasons, and slack seasons,
like the peddlers?"
"I should say we did, miss," agreed the other, still in a complaining
tone.
"My! What makes this time of year a busy one?" demanded the inquisitive
Dorothy.
"The frost, miss."
"The frost?" repeated the little girl, quite puzzled.
"Yes, miss. The frost catches folks napping, as ye may say."
Dot puzzled over that for a moment, too. Did folks sleep harder when it
was frosty and dark out-of-doors, than in summer? The young man stood
and watched her. It must be rather embarrassing to be interrupted in the
midst of a burglary.
"Don't--don't mind me," said Dot, politely. "Don't let me stop your
work."
"No, miss. I'm a-waiting for my boss," said the other.
There! Dot had known he must be only an apprentice burglar--he was so
young.
"Then--then there's more of you?" she asked.
"More of _me_? No, ma'am," said the amazed young man. "You see all there
is of me. I never was very husky--no, ma'am."
He seemed to be a very diffident burglar. He quite puzzled Dot.
"Don't--don't you ever get afraid in your business?" she asked. "I should
think you would."
"Yep. I'm some afraid when I wipe a joint," admitted the young man. "Ye
see, I ain't used to the hot lead, yet."
Dot thought over that answer a good while. Of course, she could not be
expected to understand the professional talk of burglars--never having
associated with that gentry. What "wiping a joint" meant she could not
imagine; and what burglars did with hot lead was quite as puzzling.
"I--I suppose your boss is a journeyman burglar?" queried the little
girl, at last.
"Wha-at!" gasped the young man. Then he grinned hugely. "That's what
some of his customers calls him, miss," he agreed.
"Don't--don't you think there is some danger in your staying here alone?"
asked Dot. "Suppose Uncle Rufus should come down stairs and catch you?"
"Hullo! who's Uncle Rufus?" asked the young man.
"Why--why, he's Uncle Rufus. He works for us--"
"Oh! he's the colored man?"
"Yes, sir."
"Why, he _is_ down," said the young man, coolly. "He let us in. We had
to come early, 'cause we've got so much work to do, and we didn't get
through at Pinkney's till nine o'clock last night."
"At Pinkney's?" cried Dot, as the young man yawned. "Did--did you burgle
Sammy's house, too?"
"What d'ye mean--'burgle'?" asked the young man, biting off the yawn and
staring again at Dot.
"I beg your pardon," said Dot, gently. "But--but what do you call it?"
Just then the door of the butler's pantry opened and Uncle Rufus looked
in.
"Dat oddah plumber done come, young man," he said. "Dis ain't no time in
de mawnin'--'fo' six o'clock--t' come t' folks's houses nohow t' mend a
busted watah-pipe--nossir! Yuh got all ob dem silber pieces out ob de
safe?"
"They're all out, Uncle," said the young man.
"Whuffo' dey run dat pipe t'rough de silber closet, I dunno," complained
the old darkey. "I use t' tell Mistah Peter Stowah dat it was one piece
of plain foolishness. What if de bat'room _is_ ober dis closet--"
He disappeared, his voice trailing off into silence, and the young man
followed him. Dot was left breathless and rather abashed. Then the young
man was not a burglar after all; he was only a plumber!
She crept back to bed, and said nothing to anybody about her early
morning visit to the lower floor. But the young man told Uncle Rufus,
and Uncle Rufus, chuckling hugely, told Mrs. MacCall.
"I'd like to know, for goodness' sake, what you would have done if it
had been a really truly burglar, Dot Kenway?" Agnes demanded, when the
story was repeated at the breakfast table.
"I'd have given him my silver knife and fork and mug, and asked him to
go away without waking up Ruthie," declared the smallest Corner House
girl, having thought it all out by that time.
"I believe you would--you blessed child!" cried Ruth, jumping up to kiss
her.
"But suppose it had been Santa Claus?" Tess murmured, "and you had
disturbed him filling our stockings?"
"Pooh!" said Dot. "If he'd felled down the chimbley like that brick, he
wouldn't have been filling stockings."