THE ODD TREK.

[Illustration]

Had a game of single-handed poker with one of the Trekkers, and beat

him hollow. Not at first, of course, out of politeness; but at game

No. 3 he was nowhere. Bless him, I knew a "trek" worth any three of

his. He wanted to go about with me after this, but he became such a

Boer (that's the origin of our word at home signifying "nuisance")

that I cut him, and his pack of cards too. Just off to see the Dutch

races. Shall pick up a little coin over this. You'll excuse my not

writing any more this week, as I have to send a lot of stun to the

_Daily Graphic_, besides cramming and reading up for it far more than

ever I did at Oxford. However, the _jeu d'esprit_ is well worth the

_chandelle_. You don't want much about local politics--do you? If

so, wire's the word, and I'm there. Looking forward to see

_What-can-the-Matter-be-Land_, also SAM BEST, and other old friends,

with whose names, at least, the papers have already made you familiar.

Must be off now, as I've an interview with the High Commissioner, who

does all my business for me at the native races. Obliged to give him

twenty per cent. on commission, and that, of course, is the reason

why he has earned the proud title of "High," which he now deservedly

enjoys. "How's that for High?" And the answer is, "Fifteen per cent.

on ordinary business, and twenty per cent. for a win." Newmarket not

in it with this place. So for the present, "Adoo, adoo!" Mind you,

I've got my eyes open, and this is my tip for all the country out

here, "White to win in a few moves," [to which I shall soon be able

to put you up], and "Black not to win anyhow." Very hot out here; dry

work, scribbling; but luckily in the Orange Free State that delicious

fruit can be had for the asking. Tell GORSTY that, and WOLFFY can use

the information, if he likes, till I return. _Au revoir!_ Yours ever,

[Illustration: Transcriber's Note: "Grandolph, the Explorer."

rendered in script.]

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QUEER QUERIES.--AUTHORSHIP.--I should be glad to know the name of

a Publisher of repute who would be likely to purchase for £1000 a

first-rate Sensational Novel? I have only written one chapter so

far, but I have the plot in my head, and I think a really able and

energetic Publisher would be able to judge of the work from a

small specimen. Which was the Firm that gave GEORGE ELIOT £5000 for

_Middlemarch?_ I should like to go to them.--NO JUGGINS.

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