3. Pawnbroker, finding my name inside, tells Police.

4. Police inform me I can have the book restored to me "on

application."

5. Go to Scotland Yard. Told hymn-book is at Bow Street. Cost of my

journey so far, 4-½_d._

6. At Bow Street have to take out summons against Chief Commissioner!

This is "the invariable rule," I am informed. Cost of summons and

"service"--not the Church Service--3_s._ Could have got _three new

hymn-books_ with the sum.

7. Have to attend week later at hearing of summons. Journey again

4-½_d._ Bow Street _not_ a nice court. Hymn-book restored to me.

8. Chief Commissioner appeals! Believes there is another person of my

name to whom book may belong. "If I give it up quietly, shall hear no

more about it." Give up my own hymn-book! Never!

9. Appeal dismissed. Attendance and costs amount to £45. And I am the

winning party!

10. Chief Commissioner "carries me" to House of Lords, but does not

pay carriage. Preliminary costs, £80.

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