CHAPTER IX

BULGER AND I ARE PRESENTED TO QUEEN GALAXA, THE LADY OF THE CRYSTAL

THRONE.—HOW SHE RECEIVED US.—HER DELIGHT OVER BULGER, WHO GIVES

PROOF OF HIS WONDERFUL INTELLIGENCE IN MANY WAYS.—HOW THE QUEEN

CREATES HIM LORD BULGER.—ALL ABOUT THE THREE WISE MEN IN WHOSE

CARE WE ARE PLACED BY QUEEN GALAXA.

Owing to the soft air, the never-varying temperature, and the absence of

all noise and dust, the Mikkamenkies, although they die in the end like

other folk, yet do they never seem to grow old. Their skin remains soft

and free from wrinkles, and their eyes as clear and bright as the

crystal of Queen Galaxa’s throne.

At the time of our arrival in the Land of the Transparent Folk, Queen

Galaxa’s heart had almost run down. In about two weeks more it would

come quietly and gently to a stop; for, as I have already told you, dear

friends, the heart of a Mikkamenky being perfectly visible when the

dazzling white light in its full strength was allowed to shine through

his body, why, it was a very easy matter for a physician to take a look

at the organ of life, and tell almost to the hour when it would exhaust

itself—in other words, run down. Galaxa looked every inch a real queen

as she half-reclined upon her glorious crystal throne. She was clad in

long, flowing silk garments of a right royal purple, and the gems which

encircled her neck and wrists would have put to shame the crown jewels

of any monarch of the upper world. Her garb had very much the cut and

style of the ancient Greek costume, and the gold sandals worn by her

added to the resemblance; but the one thing that excited my wonder more

than all the others put together was her hair, so long, so fine and

silken was it, such a mass of it was there, and so dazzling white was

it—not the blue or yellow white that comes of age in our world, but a

milk white, a cotton white. And as we drew near, to Bulger’s but not to

my amazement, her hair began to quiver and rustle and rise, until it

buried her whole throne completely out of sight. Of course I knew that,

seated as she was upon a throne of glass, it was only necessary to send

a gentle current of electricity through her to make her wonderful head

of hair stand up in this manner, like the white and filmy tentacles of

some gigantic creature of the sea, half-plant, half-animal.

“Rise, little baron,” said Queen Galaxa, as I dropped upon my right knee

on the lowest step of the throne, “and be welcome to our kingdom. Whilst

thou may be pleased to tarry here, my people shall bestir themselves to

show thee all that may seem wonderful in thine eyes; for although our

wise men have often discussed to us of the upper world, yet art thou its

first inhabitant to visit us, and thy wonderful companion is right

welcome too. Can he talk, little baron?”

“Not exactly, Queen Galaxa,” said I with low obeisance, “yet he can

understand me and I him.”

“He is quite harmless, is he not?” asked the queen.

You may try to imagine how I felt, dear friends, when as I was about to

say, “Perfectly so, royal lady,” to my amazement I saw Bulger advance

and sniff at the Princess Crystallina and then draw back and show his

teeth as she stretched out her hand to caress him.

Bending over him I reproved him in a whisper, and bade him kneel before

the queen. This he proceeded to do, saluting her with three very stately

bows, at which everybody laughed heartily.

“I would have him come nearer,” said the queen, “so that I may lay my

hand upon him.”

At a sign from me Bulger began to lick his fore-paws very carefully, and

then having wiped them on the rug, sprang up the steps of the throne and

placed his front feet upon Queen Galaxa’s lap.

The fair ruler of the Mikkamenkies was delighted with this sample of

Bulger’s fine manners, and in order to amuse her still further I

proceeded to put Bulger through many of his quaint tricks and curious

feats, bidding him “say his prayers,” “feign death,” “weep for his

sweetheart,” “count ten,” “walk upright,” “go lame and cry to tell how

it hurts.”

Scarcely had he gone half around the circle, feigning lameness, when the

damozel Glow Stone began to weep herself, and stooping down commenced to

caress Bulger and to kiss his lame foot, caresses which, to my more than

surprise, Bulger was not slow in returning, and later too when I bade

him choose the maiden he loved best and kiss her hand, he bounded

straight toward Glow Stone and bestowed not one but twenty kisses upon

her outstretched hands, while the princess Crystallina shrank away in

fear and disgust from the “ugly beast,” as she termed him.

“Bid him bring my handkerchief to me, little baron,” cried Galaxa,

throwing it on the floor. I did as the queen commanded, but Bulger

refused to obey.

“Thou seest, Queen Galaxa,” said I with a low bow, “he refuses to lift

the handkerchief without a command from thy royal self,” which delicate

compliment pleased the lady mightily.

“How comes it, little baron,” she asked, “that thou shouldst be of noble

lineage and thy brother, as thou callest him, plain Bulger?”

“It comes, royal lady,” said I right humbly, “as it often comes in the

world which I inhabit, that honors go to them that least deserve them.”

“Well, then, little baron,” cried Galaxa gayly, “though I be but a petty

sovereign compared with thine, yet may small rulers do acts of great

justice. Bid thy four-footed brother kneel before us.”

[Illustration: PRINCESS CRYSTALLINA UNCOVERS HER HEART.]

At a word from me, Bulger prostrated himself on the steps of Galaxa’s

crystal throne, and laid his head at her very feet.

Leaning forward she touched him lightly with her golden wand, and

exclaimed, “Rise, Lord Bulger, rise! Queen Galaxa seated on her crystal

throne bids Lord Bulger rise!”

In an instant Bulger raised himself on his hind feet and laid his head

in the queen’s lap, while the whole room rang with loud huzzas, and

every lady gently clapped her frail and glass-like hands, save the

princess Crystallina who feigned to be asleep.

Queen Galaxa now undid a string of pearls from her neck and tied them

with her own hands around Lord Bulger’s—and so it was that my

four-footed brother ceased to be plain Bulger. Then turning to her

counsellors of state, Queen Galaxa bade them assign a royal apartment to

Lord Bulger and me, and gave strict orders that the severest punishment

be at once visited upon any Mikkamenky who should dare to laugh at us or

to make disrespectful remarks concerning our dark eyes and skins and

weather-beaten appearance, for, as the royal lady said to her people,

“Ye might look worse than they were ye compelled to live on the outside

instead of the inside of the world, exposed to biting blasts, piercing

cold, and clouds of suffocating dust.”

By the queen’s orders three of the wisest of the Mikkamenkies were

selected to attend Bulger and me, look after our wants, explain

everything to us—in a word, do all in their power to make our stay in

Goggle Land as pleasant as possible.

Their names, as nearly as I can translate them, were Doctor Nebulosus,

Sir Amber O’Pake, and Lord Cornucore. I should explain to you, dear

friends, the meaning of these names, for you might be inclined to think

that Doctor Somewhat Cloudy, Sir Clear-as-Amber; and Lord Heart-of-Horn

might indicate that they were more or less muddled in their intellects.

Far from it: I have already stated to you they were three of the very

wisest men in the Land of the Transparent Folk, and the lack of

clearness indicated by their names had reference solely to their eyes.

Now, as you know, the learned men of our upper world have a different

look from ordinary folk. They are stoop-shouldered, shaggy-eyebrowed,

long-haired, pursed-lipped, near-sighted, shambling-gaited. Well, the

only effect that long years of deep study had upon the Mikkamenkies was

to rob their beautiful crystal-like eyes of more or less of their

clearness.

Now I think you’ll understand why these three learned Mikkamenkies were

named as they were.

At any rate, they were, in spite of their strange names, three most

charming gentlemen; and no matter how many times I might ask the same

question over again, they were always ready with an answer quite as

polite as the one first given me. They did everything that I had a right

possibly to expect them to do. Indeed, there was but one single thing

which I would have fain had them do, and that was to let me look through

them.

This they most carefully avoided doing; and no matter how warmed up they

might become in their descriptions, and no matter how on the alert I was

to catch the coveted peep, the inevitable black fan was always in the

way.

Naturally, not only they, but all the Transparent Folk, felt a

repugnance to have a perfect stranger look through them, and I couldn’t

blame them for it either. I despaired of ever getting a chance of seeing

a human heart beating away for dear life, for all the world just like

the swing of a pendulum or the vibration of a balance wheel.

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