THE McTAVISH

I

By the look of her she might have been a queen, or a princess, or at the

very least a duchess. But she was no one of these. She was only a

commoner--a plain miss, though very far from plain. Which is

extraordinary when you consider that the blood of the Bruce flowed with

exceeding liveliness in her veins, together with the blood of many

another valiant Scot--Randolph, Douglas, Campbell--who bled with Bruce

or for him.

With the fact that she was not at the very least a duchess, _most_ of

her temporal troubles came to an abrupt end. When she tired of her

castle at Beem-Tay she could hop into her motor-car and fly down the

Great North Road to her castle at Brig O'Dread. This was a fifty-mile

run, and from any part of the road she could see land that belonged to

her--forest, farm, and moor. If the air at Beem-Tay was too formal, or

the keep at Brig O'Dread too gloomy, she could put up at any of her

half-dozen shooting lodges, built in wild, inaccessible, wild-fowly

places, and shake the dust of the world from her feet, and tread, just

under heaven, upon the heather.

But mixed up with all this fine estate was one other temporal trouble.

For, over and above the expenses of keeping the castles on a good

footing, and the shooting lodges clean and attractive, and the motor-car

full of petrol, and the horses full of oats, and the lawns empty of

weeds, and the glass houses full of fruit, she had no money whatsoever.

She could not sell any of her land because it was entailed--that is, it

really belonged to somebody who didn't exist; she couldn't sell her

diamonds, for the same reason; and she could not rent any of her

shootings, because her ancestors had not done so. I honestly believe

that a sixpence of real money looked big to her.

Her first name was the same as that of the Lady of the Lake--Ellen. Her

last name was McTavish--if she had been a man she would have been The

McTavish (and many people did call her that)--and her middle names were

like the sands of the sea in number, and sounded like bugles blowing a

charge--Campbell and Cameron, Dundee and Douglas. She had a family

tartan--heather brown, with Lincoln green tit-tat-toe crisscrosses--and

she had learned how to walk from a thousand years of strong-walking

ancestors. She had her eyes from the deepest part of a deep moorland

loch, her cheeks from the briar rose, some of the notes of her voice

from the upland plover, and some from the lark. And her laugh was like

an echo of the sounds that the River Tay makes when it goes among

the shallows.

One day she was sitting all by herself in the Seventh Drawing Room

(forty feet by twenty-four) of Brig O'Dread Castle, looking from a

fourteen-foot-deep window embrasure, upon the brig itself, the river

rushing under it, and the clean, flowery town upon both banks. From most

of her houses she could see nothing but her own possessions, but from

Brig O'Dread Castle, standing, as it did, in one corner of her estates,

she could see past her entrance gate, with its flowery, embattled lodge,

a little into the outside world. There were tourists whirling by in

automobiles along the Great North Road, or parties of Scotch gypsies,

with their dark faces and ear-rings, with their wagons and folded tents,

passing from one good poaching neighborhood to the next. Sometimes it

amused her to see tourists turned from her gates by the proud porter who

lived in the lodge; and on the present occasion, when an automobile

stopped in front of the gate and the chauffeur hopped out and rang the

bell, she was prepared to be mildly amused once more in the same way.

The proud porter emerged like a conquering hero from the lodge, the

pleated kilt of the McTavish tartan swinging against his great thighs,

his knees bare and glowing in the sun, and the jaunty Highland bonnet

low upon the side of his head. He approached the gate and began to

parley, but not with the chauffeur; a more important person (if

possible) had descended from the car--a person of unguessable age, owing

to automobile goggles, dressed in a London-made shooting suit of tweed,

and a cap to match. The parley ended, the stranger appeared to place

something in the proud porter's hand; and the latter swung upon his heel

and strode up the driveway to the castle. Meanwhile the stranger

remained without the gate.

Presently word came to The McTavish, in the Seventh Drawing Room, that

an American gentleman named McTavish, who had come all the way from

America for the purpose, desired to read the inscriptions upon the

McTavish tombstones in the chapel of Brig O'Dread Castle. The porter,

who brought this word himself, being a privileged character, looked very

wistful when he had delivered it--as much as to say that the frightful

itching of his palm had not been as yet wholly assuaged. The

McTavish smiled.

"Bring the gentleman to the Great Tower door, McDougall," she said,

"and--I will show him about, myself."

The proud porter's face fell. His snow-white _mustachios_ took on a

fuller droop.

"McDougall," said The McTavish--and this time she laughed aloud--"if

the gentleman from America crosses my hand with silver, it shall

be yours."

"More like"--and McDougall became gloomier still--"more like he will

cross it with gold." (Only he said this in a kind of dialect that was

delightful to hear, difficult to understand, and would be insulting to

the reader to reproduce in print.)

"If it's gold," said The McTavish sharply, "I'll not part wi' it,

McDougall, and you may lay to that."

You might have thought that McDougall had been brought up in the Black

Hole of Calcutta--so sad he looked, and so hurt, so softly he left the

room, so loudly he closed the door.

The McTavish burst into laughter, and promised herself, not without some

compunction, to hand over the gold to McDougall, if any should

materialize. Next she flew to her dressing-room and made herself look as

much like a gentlewoman's housekeeper as she could in the few minutes at

her disposal. Then she danced through a long, dark passageway, and

whisked down a narrow winding stair, and stood at last in the door of

the Great Tower in the sunlight. And when she heard the stranger's feet

upon the gravel she composed her face; and when he appeared round the

corner of a clipped yew she rattled the keys at her belt and bustled on

her feet, as becomes a housekeeper, and bobbed a courtesy.

The stranger McTavish was no more than thirty. He had brown eyes, and

wore upon his face a steady, enigmatic smile.

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