A DIARY OF THE DEAD SEASON.

(_SUGGESTED BY THE CONTENTS BILLS._)

_Monday._--First appearance of "the Epidemic." Good bold line with

reference to Russia. Not of sufficient importance to head the Bill,

but still distinctly taking.

_Tuesday._--Quite a feature. Centre of the Bill with sub-lines of

"Horrible Disclosures," and "Painful Scenes." Becoming a boom. To be

further developed to-morrow.

_Wednesday._--Bill all "Epidemic." Even Cricket sacrificed to make

room for it. "News from Abroad." "Horrors at Hamburg." No idea it

would turn out so well. A perfect treasure-trove at this quiet season

of the year!

_Thursday._--Nothing but "Epidemic"--"Arrival in

England"--"Precautions Everywhere." Let the boom go! It feeds itself!

Nearly as good as a foreign war!

_Friday._--Still "the Epidemic," but requires strengthening.

"Spreading in the Provinces," but still, not like it was. Falling

flat.

_Saturday._--A good sensational Murder! The very thing for the

Contents Bills. Exit "the Epidemic," until again wanted.

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