CHAPTER VII

PICTURE a dreamy cub of twenty-one, long, spindling, a pair of

gold-framed spectacles on his nose, his hair combed _à la pompadour_, a

new spring suit consisting of light check trousers and bright blue coat

and vest, a brown fedora hat, new yellow shoes, starting out to force

his way into the newspaper world of Chicago. At that time, although I

did not know it, Chicago was in the heyday of its newspaper prestige.

Some of the nation’s most remarkable editors, publishers and newspaper

writers were at work there: Melville E. Stone, afterward general manager

of the Associated Press; Victor F. Lawson, publisher of the _Daily

News_; Joseph Medill, editor and publisher of the _Tribune_; Eugene

Field, managing editor of the _Morning Record_; William Penn Nixon,

editor and publisher of the _Inter-Ocean_; George Ade; Finley Peter

Dunne; Brand Whitlock; and a score of others subsequently to become well

known.

Having made up my mind that I must be a newspaper man, I made straight

for the various offices at noon and at six o’clock each day to ask if

there was anything I could do. Very soon I succeeded in making my way

into the presence of the various city and managing editors of all the

papers in Chicago, with the result that they surveyed me with the

cynical fishy eye peculiar to newspaper men and financiers and told me

there was nothing.

One day in the office of the _Daily News_ a tall, shambling,

awkward-looking man in a brown flannel shirt, without coat or waistcoat,

suspenders down, was pointed out to me by an office boy who saw him

slipping past the city editorial door.

“Wanta know who dat is?” he asked.

“Yes,” I replied humbly, grateful even for the attention of office boys.

“Well, dat’s Eugene Field. Heard o’ him, ain’tcha?”

“Sure,” I said, recalling the bundle of incoherent MS. which I had once

thrust upon him. I surveyed his retreating figure with envy and some

nervousness, fearing he might psychically detect that I was the

perpetrator of that unsolicited slush and abuse me then and there.

In spite of my energy, manifested for one solid week between the hours

of twelve and two at noon and five-thirty and seven at night I got

nothing. Indeed it seemed to me as I went about these newspaper offices

that they were the strangest, coldest, most haphazard and impractical of

places. Gone was that fine ambassadorial quality with which a few months

before I had invested them. These rooms, as I now saw, were crowded with

commonplace desks and lamps, the floors strewn with newspapers. Office

boys and hirelings gazed at you in the most unfriendly manner, asked

what you wanted and insisted that there was nothing—they who knew

nothing. By office boys I was told to come after one or two in the

afternoon or after seven at night, when all assignments had been given

out, and when I did so I was told that there was nothing and would be

nothing. I began to feel desperate.

Just about this time I had an inspiration. I determined that, instead of

trying to see all of the editors each day and missing most of them at

the vital hour, I would select one paper and see if in some way I could

not worm myself into the good graces of its editor. I now had the very

sensible notion that a small paper would probably receive me with more

consideration than one of the great ones, and out of them all chose the

_Daily Globe_, a struggling affair financed by one of the Chicago

politicians for political purposes only.

You have perhaps seen a homeless cat hang about a doorstep for days and

days meowing to be taken in: that was I. The door in this case was a

side door and opened upon an alley. Inside was a large, bare room filled

with a few rows of tables set end to end, with a railing across the

northern one-fourth, behind which sat the city editor, the dramatic and

sporting editors, and one editorial writer. Outside this railing, near

the one window, sat a large, fleshy gelatinous, round-faced round-headed

young man wearing gold-rimmed spectacles. He had a hard, keen, cynical

eye, and at first glance seemed to be most vitally opposed to me and

everybody else. As it turned out, he was the _Daily Globe’s_

copy-reader. Nothing was said to me at first as I sat in my far corner

waiting for something to turn up. By degrees some of the reporters began

to talk to me, thinking I was a member of the staff, which eased my

position a little during this time. I noticed that as soon as all the

reporters had gone the city editor became most genial with the one

editorial writer, who sat next him, and the two often went off together

for a bite.

Parlous and yet delicious hours! Although I felt all the time as though

I were on the edge of some great change, still no one seemed to want me.

The city editor, when I approached after all the others had gone, would

shake his head and say: “Nothing today. There’s not a thing in sight,”

but not roughly or harshly, and therein lay my hope. So here I would

sit, reading the various papers or trying to write out something I had

seen. I was always on the alert for some accident that I might report to

this city editor in the hope that he had not seen it, but I encountered

nothing.

The ways of advancement are strange, so often purely accidental. I did

not know it, but my mere sitting here in this fashion eventually proved

a card in my favor. A number of the employed reporters, of whom there

were eight or nine (the best papers carried from twenty to thirty),

seeing me sit about from twelve to two and thinking I was employed here

also, struck up occasional genial and enlightening conversations with

me. Reporters rarely know the details of staff arrangements or changes.

Some of them, finding that I was only seeking work, ignored me; others

gave me a bit of advice. Why didn’t I see Selig of the _Tribune_, or

Herbst of the _Herald_? It was rumored that staff changes were to be

made there. One youth learning that I had never written a line for a

newspaper, suggested that I go to the editor of the City Press

Association or the United Press, where the most inexperienced beginners

were put to work at the rate of eight dollars a week. This did not suit

me at all. I felt that I could write.

Finally, however, my mere sitting about in this fashion brought me into

contact with that copy-reader I have described, John Maxwell, who

remarked one day out of mere curiosity:

“Are you doing anything special for the _Globe_?”

“No,” I replied.

“Just looking for work?”

“Yes.”

“Ever work on any paper?”

“No.”

“How do you know you can write?”

“I don’t. I just feel that I can. I want to see if I can’t get a chance

to try.”

He looked at me, curiously, amusedly, cynically.

“Don’t you ever go around to the other papers?”

“Yes, after I find out there’s nothing here.”

He smiled. “How long have you been coming here like this?”

“Two weeks.”

“Every day?”

“Every day.”

He laughed now, a genial, rolling, fat laugh.

“Why do you pick the _Globe_? Don’t you know it’s the poorest paper in

Chicago?”

“That’s why I pick it,” I replied innocently. “I thought I might get a

chance here.”

“Oh, you did!” he laughed. “Well, you may be right at that. Hang around.

You may get something. Now I’ll tell you something: this National

Democratic Convention will open in June. They’ll have to take on a few

new men here then. I can’t see why they shouldn’t give you a chance as

well as anybody else. But it’s a hell of a business to be wanting to get

into,” he added.

He began taking off his coat and waistcoat, rolling up his sleeves,

sharpening his blue pencils and taking up stacks of copy. The while I

merely stared at him. Every now and then he would look at me through his

round glasses as though I were some strange animal. I grew restless and

went out. But after that he greeted me each day in a friendly way, and

because he seemed inclined to talk I stayed and talked with him.

What it was that finally drew us together in a minor bond of friendship

I have never been able to discover. I am sure he considered me of little

intellectual or reportorial import and yet also I gathered that he liked

me a little. He seemed to take a fancy to me from the moment of our

first conversation and included me in what I might call the _Globe_

family spirit. He was interested in politics, literature, and the

newspaper life of Chicago. Bit by bit he informed me as to the various

editors, who were the most successful newspaper men, how some reporters

did police, some politics, and some just general news. From him I

learned that every paper carried a sporting editor, a society editor, a

dramatic editor, a political man. There were managing editors, Sunday

editors, news editors, city editors, copy-readers and editorial writers,

all of whom seemed to me marvelous—men of the very greatest import. And

they earned—which was more amazing still—salaries ranging from eighteen

to thirty-five and even sixty and seventy dollars a week. From him I

learned that this newspaper world was a seething maelstrom in which

clever men struggled and fought as elsewhere; that some rose and many

fell; that there was a roving element among newspaper men that drifted

from city to city, many drinking themselves out of countenance, others

settling down somewhere into some fortunate berth. Before long he told

me that only recently he had been copy-reader on the Chicago _Times_ but

due to what he characterized as “office politics,” a term the meaning of

which I in no wise grasped, he had been jockeyed out of his place. He

seemed to think that by and large newspaper men while interesting and in

some cases able, were tricky and shifty and above all, disturbingly and

almost heartlessly inconsiderate of each other. Being young and

inexperienced this point of view made no impression on me whatsoever. If

I thought anything I thought that he must be wrong, or that, at any

rate, this heartlessness would never trouble me in any way, being the

live and industrious person that I was.

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