THE WARS OF THE RILEYS

It was the night before Washington's Birthday that Mr. Riley broke loose.

They will speak of it long in the Windy City as "the night of the big

storm," and with good right--it was "that suddint and fierce," just like

Mr. Riley himself in his berserker moods. Mr. Riley was one of the

enlivening problems of "the Bureau" in the region back of the stock-yards

that kept it from being dulled by the routine of looking after the poor.

He was more: he rose to the dignity of a "cause" at uncertain intervals

when the cost of living, underpay and overtime, sickness and death,

overpopulation, and all the other well-worn props of poverty retired to

the wings and left the stage to Mr. Riley rampant, sufficient for the time

and as informing as a whole course at the School of Philanthropy. In

between, Mr. Riley was a capable meat-cutter earning good wages, who

wouldn't have done a neighbor out of a cent that was his due, a robust

citizen with more than his share of good looks, a devoted husband and a

doting father, inseparable when at home from little Mike, whose baby trick

of squaring off and offering to "bust his father's face" was the pride of

the block.

"Will yez look at de kid? Ain't he a foine one?" shouted Mr. Riley, with

peals of laughter; and the men smoking their pipes at the fence set the

youngster on with admiring taunts. Mike was just turned three. His great

stunt, when his father was not at hand, was to fall off everything in

sight. Daily alarms brought from the relief party of hurrying mothers the

unvarying cry, "Who's got hurted? Is it Mike?" But only Mike's feelings

were hurt. Doleful howls, as he hove in sight, convoyed and comforted by

Kate, aged seven, gave abundant proof that in wind and limb he was all

that could be desired.

This was Mr. Riley in his hours of ease and domesticity. Mr. Riley rampant

was a very different person. His arrival was invariably heralded by the

smashing of the top of the kitchen stove, followed by the summary ejection

of the once beloved family, helter-skelter, from the tenement. Three times

the Bureau had been at the expense of having the stove top mended to keep

the little Rileys from starving and freezing at once, and it was looking

forward with concern to the meat-cutter's next encounter with his

grievance. For there was a psychological reason for the manner of his

outbreaks. The Rileys had once had a boarder, when Kate was a baby. He

happened to be Mrs. Riley's brother, and he left, presuming on the

kinship, without paying his board. As long as the meat-cutter was sober he

remembered only the pleasant comradeship with his brother-in-law, and

extended the hospitality of a neighborly fireside to his wife's relations.

But no sooner had he taken a drink or two than the old grievance loomed

large, and grew, as he went on, into a capital injury, to be avenged upon

all and everything that in any way recalled the monstrous wrong of his

life. That the cooking-stove should come first was natural, from his

point of view. Upon it had been prepared the felonious meals, by it he had

smoked the pipe of peace with the false friend. The crash in the kitchen

had become the unvarying signal for the hasty exit of the rest of the

family and the organizing of Kate into a scouting party to keep Mrs. Riley

and the Bureau informed about the progress of events in the house where

the meat-cutter raged alone.

Mrs. Riley was a loyal, if not always a patient, woman--who can blame

her?--and accepted the situation as part of the marital compact, clearly

comprehended, perhaps foreshadowed, in her vow to cling to her husband

"for better for worse," and therefore not to be questioned. In times of

peace she remembered not the days of storm and stress. Once indeed, when

her best gingham had been sacrificed to the furies of war, she had

considered whether the indefinite multiplication of the tribe of Riley

were in the long run desirable, and had put it to the young woman from the

Bureau, who was superintending the repair of the stove top, this way: "I

am thinking, Miss Kane, if I will live with Mr. Riley any longer; would

you?"--to the blushing confusion of that representative of the social

order. However, that crisis passed. Mr. Riley took the pledge for the

fourth or fifth time, and the next day appeared at the office,

volunteering to assign himself and his earnings to the Bureau for the

benefit of his wife and his creditors, reserving only enough for luncheons

and tobacco, but nothing for drinks. The Bureau took an hour off to

recover from the shock. If it had misgivings, it refused to listen to

them. The world had turned a corner in the city by the lake and was on the

home-stretch: Mr. Riley had reformed.

And, in truth, so it seemed. For once he was as good as his word.

Christmas passed, and the manifold temptations of New Year, with Mike and

his father still chums. Kate was improving the chance to profit by the

school-learning so fatally interrupted in other days. Seventeen weeks went

by with Mr. Riley's wages paid in at the Bureau every Saturday; the grocer

smiled a fat welcome to the Riley children, the clock man and the spring

man and the other installment collectors had ceased to be importunate.

Mrs. Riley was having blissful visions of a new spring hat. Life back of

the stock-yards was in a way of becoming ordinary and slow, when the fatal

twenty-second of February hove in sight.

The night before, Mr. Riley, quitting work, met a friend at the gate, who,

pitying his penniless state, informed him that "there was the price of a

drink at the corner" for him, meaning at Quinlan's saloon. Now this was

prodding the meat-cutter in a tender spot. He hated waste as much as his

employers, who proverbially exploited all of the pig but the squeal. He

didn't want the drink, but to have it waiting there with no one to come

for it was wicked waste. It was his clear duty to save it, and he did.

Among those drinking at the bar were some of his fellow-workmen, who stood

treat. That called for a return, and Riley's credit was good. It was late

before the party broke up; it was 3 A.M. when the meat-cutter burst into

the tenement, roaring drunk, clamoring for the lives of brothers-in-law in

general and that of his own in particular, and smashed the stove lids with

crash after crash that aroused the slumbering household with a jerk.

For once it was caught napping. The long peace had bred a fatal sense of

security. Kate was off scouting duty and Mrs. Riley had her hands full

with Pat, Bridget, and the baby all having measles at once--too full to

take warning from her husband's suspicious absence at bedtime. Roused in

the middle of the night to the defense of her brood, she fought gallantly,

but without hope. The battle was bloody and brief. Beaten and bruised, she

gathered up her young and fled into the blinding storm to the house of a

pitying neighbor, who took them in, measles and all, to snuggle up with

his own while he mounted guard on the doorstep against any pursuing enemy.

But the meat-cutter merely slammed the door upon his evicted family. He

spent the rest of the night smashing the reminders of his brother-in-law's

hated kin. Kate, reconnoitering at daybreak, brought back word that he was

raging around the house with three other drunken men. The opening of the

Bureau found her encamped on the doorstep with a demand that help come

quickly--the worst had happened. "Has little Mike broken his neck?" they

asked in breathless chorus. "Worse nor that," she panted; "do be comin',

Miss Kane!"

"Oh, what is it? Are any of the children dead?"

"Worse nor that; Mr. Riley has broke loose!" Kate always spoke of her

father in his tantrums as Mister, as if he were a doubtful acquaintance.

Her story of the night's doings was so lurid that the intimacy of many a

_post-bellum_ remorse felt unequal to the strain, and Miss Kane

commandeered a policeman on the way to the house. The meat-cutter received

her with elaborate inebriate courtesy, loftily ignoring the officer.

"Who is he?" he asked, aside.

She tried evasion. "A friend of mine I met." She was sorry immediately.

"Is he that? Then he is no friend of mine. Oh, Miss Kane," he grieved,

"why did you go for to get him? You know I'd have protected you!" This

with an indignant scowl at his fellow-marauders, who were furtively

edging toward the door. An inquest of the house showed the devastation of

war. The kitchen was a wreck; the bedroom furniture smashed; the Morris

chair in which the family of young Rileys had reveled in the measles lay

in splinters. "It was so hot here last night," suggested the meat-cutter,

gravely, "it must have fell to pieces." In the course of the inspection

Mrs. Riley appeared, keeping close to the policeman, wrathful and fearful

at once, with a wondrous black eye. Her husband regarded it with expert

interest and ventured the reflection that it was a shame, and she the

fine-looking woman that she was! At that Mrs. Riley edged away toward her

husband and eyed the bluecoat with hostile looks.

Between crying and laughing, "the Bureau lady" dismissed the policeman

and officiated at the reunion of the family on condition that the

meat-cutter appear at the office and get the dressing down which he so

richly deserved, which he did. But his dignity had been offended by the

brass buttons, and he insisted upon its being administered by one of his

own sex.

"I like her," he explained, indicating Miss Kane with reproving

forefinger, "but she's gone back on me." Another grievance had been added

to that of the unpaid board.

The peace that was made lasted just ten days, when Mr. Riley broke loose

once more, and this time he was brought into court. The whole Bureau went

along to tell the story of the compact and the manner of its breaking. Mr.

Riley listened attentively to the recital of the black record.

"What have you to say to this?" scowled the Judge. The prisoner nodded.

"It is all true what the lady says, your Honor; she put it fair."

"I have a good mind to send you to Bridewell to break stone."

"Don't do that, Judge, and lose me job. I want to be wid me family." Mrs.

Riley looked imploringly at the bench. His Honor's glance took in her face

with the family group.

"Looks like it," he mused; but in the end he agreed to hand him over to

the Bureau for one more trial, first administering the pledge in open

court. Mr. Riley took the oath with great solemnity and entire good faith,

kissed the Bible with a smack, reached up a large red fist for the Judge

to shake, and the clerk. Then he pledged lasting friendship to the whole

Bureau, including Miss Kane, whom he generously forgave the wrong she had

done him, presented little Mike to the Court as "de foinest kid in de

ward," took the gurgling baby from Mrs. Riley and gallantly gave her his

arm. Leaning fondly upon it, a little lame and sore yet from the fight and

with one eye in deep mourning, she turned a proudly hopeful look upon her

husband, like a rainbow spanning a black departing cloud. And thus, with

fleet-footed Kate in the van proclaiming the peace, and three prattling

children clinging to their hands and clothes, they passed out into life to

begin it anew. And bench and Bureau, with sudden emotion, hopelessly

irrational and altogether hopeful and good, cheered them on their way.

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