HORNER'S METHOD.

I think it may be admited that the indisposition to look at and encourage

improvements of calculation which once {188} marked the Royal Society is no

longer in existence. But not without severe lessons. They had the luck to

accept Horner's[325] now celebrated paper, containing the method which is

far on the way to become universal: but they refused the paper in which

Horner developed his views of this and other subjects: it was printed by

T. S. Davies[326] after Horner's death. I make myself responsible for the

statement that the Society could not reject this paper, yet felt unwilling

to print it, and suggested that it should be withdrawn; which was done.

But the severest lesson was the loss of _Barrett's Method_,[327] now the

universal instrument of the actuary in his highest calculations. It was

presented to the Royal Society, and refused admission into the

_Transactions_: Francis Baily[328] printed it. The Society is now better

informed: "_live and learn_," meaning "_must live, so better learn_," ought

to be the especial motto of a corporation, and is generally acted on, more

or less.

Horner's method begins to be introduced at Cambridge: it was published in

1820. I remember that when I first went to Cambridge (in 1823) I heard my

tutor say, in conversation, there is no doubt that the true method of

solving equations is the one which was published a few years ago in the

_Philosophical Transactions_. I wondered it was not taught, but presumed

that it belonged to the higher mathematics. This Horner himself had in his

head: and in a sense it is true; for all lower branches belong to the

higher: but he would have stared to have been told that he, Horner, {189}

was without a European predecessor, and in the distinctive part of his

discovery was heir-at-law to the nameless

Brahmin--Tartar--Antenoachian--what you please--who concocted the

extraction of the square root.

It was somewhat more than twenty years after I had thus heard a Cambridge

tutor show sense of the true place of Horner's method, that a pupil of mine

who had passed on to Cambridge was desired by his college tutor to solve a

certain cubic equation--one of an integer root of two figures. In a minute

the work and answer were presented, by Horner's method. "How!" said the

tutor, "this can't be, you know." "There is the answer, Sir!" said my

pupil, greatly amused, for my pupils learnt, not only Horner's method, but

the estimation it held at Cambridge. "Yes!" said the tutor, "there is the

answer certainly; but it _stands to reason_ that a cubic equation cannot be

solved in this space." He then sat down, went through a process about ten

times as long, and then said with triumph: "There! that is the way to solve

a cubic equation!"

I think the tutor in this case was never matched, except by the country

organist. A master of the instrument went into the organ-loft during

service, and asked the organist to let him _play the congregation out_;

consent was given. The stranger, when the time came, began a voluntary

which made the people open their ears, and wonder who had got into the

loft: they kept their places to enjoy the treat. When the organist saw

this, he pushed the interloper off the stool, with "You'll never play 'em

out this side Christmas." He then began his own drone, and the congregation

began to move quietly away. "There," said he, "that's the way to play 'em

out!"

I have not scrupled to bear hard on my own university, on the Royal

Society, and on other respectable existences: being very much the friend of

all. I will now clear the Royal Society from a very small and obscure

slander, simply because I know how. This dissertation began with {190} the

work of Mr. Oliver Byrne, the dual arithmetician, etc. This writer

published, in 1849, a method of calculating logarithms.[329] First, a long

list of instances in which, as he alleges, foreign discoverers have been

pillaged by Englishmen, or turned into Englishmen: for example,

O'Neill,[330] so called by Mr. Byrne, the rectifier of the semi-cubical

parabola claimed by the Saxons under the name of _Neal_: the grandfather of

this mathematician was conspicuous enough as _Neal_; he was archbishop of

York. This list, says the writer, might be continued without end; but he

has mercy, and finishes with his own case, as follows:--"About twenty years

ago, I discovered this method of directly calculating logarithms. I could

generally find the logarithm of any number in a minute or two without the

use of books or tables. The importance of the discovery subjected me to all

sorts of prying. Some asserted that I committed a table of logarithms to

memory; others attributed it to a peculiar mental property; and when

Societies and individuals failed to extract my secret, they never failed to

traduce the inventor and the invention. Among the learned Societies, the

Royal Society of London played a very base part. When I have more space and

time at my disposal, I will revert to this subject again."

Such a trumpery story as this remains unnoticed at the time; but when all

are gone, a stray copy from a stall falls into hands which, not knowing

what to make of it, make history of it. It is a very curious distortion.

The reader may take it on my authority, that the Royal Society played no

part, good or bad, nor had the option of playing a part. {191} But I myself

_pars magna fui_:[331] and when the author has "space and time" at his

disposal, he must not take all of them; I shall want a little of both.

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