JAMES SMITH, ARCH-PARADOXER.

The Problem of squaring the circle solved; or, the circumference and

area of the circle discovered. By James Smith.[200] London, 1859, 8vo.

On the relations of a square inscribed in a circle. Read at the British

Association, Sept. 1859, published in the Liverpool Courier, Oct. 8,

1859, and reprinted in broadsheet.

The question: Are there any commensurable relations between a circle

and other Geometrical figures? Answered by a member of the British

Association ... London, 1860, 8vo.--[This has been translated into

French by M. Armand Grange, Bordeaux, 1863, 8vo.]

The Quadrature of the Circle. Correspondence between an eminent

mathematician and James Smith, Esq. (Member of the Mersey Docks and

Harbour Board), London, 1861, 8vo. (pp. 200).

Letter to the ... British Association ... by James Smith, Esq.

Liverpool, 1861, 8vo.

Letter to the ... British Association ... by James Smith, Esq.

Liverpool, 1862, 8vo.--[These letters the author promised to continue.]

A Nut to crack for the readers of Professor De Morgan's 'Budget of

Paradoxes.' By James Smith, Esq. Liverpool, 1863, 8vo.

Paper read at the Liverpool Literary and Philosophical Society,

reported in the Liverpool Daily Courier, Jan. 26, 1864. Reprinted as a

pamphlet.

The Quadrature of the circle, or the true ratio between the diameter

and circumference geometrically and mathematically demonstrated. By

James Smith, Esq. Liverpool, 1865, 8vo.

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[On the relations between the dimensions and distances of the Sun,

Moon, and Earth; a paper read before the Literary and Philosophical

Society of Liverpool, Jan. 25, 1864. By James Smith, Esq.

The British Association in Jeopardy, and Dr. Whewell, the Master of

Trinity, in the stocks without hope of escape. Printed for the authors

(J. S. confessed, and also hidden under _Nauticus_). (No date, 1865).

The British Association in Jeopardy, and Professor De Morgan in the

Pillory without hope of escape. London, 1866, 8vo.]

When my work appeared in numbers, I had not anything like an adequate idea

of Mr. James Smith's superiority to the rest of the world in the points in

which he is superior. He is beyond a doubt the ablest head at unreasoning,

and the greatest hand at writing it, of all who have tried in our day to

attach their names to an error. Common cyclometers sink into puny orthodoxy

by his side.

The behavior of this singular character induces me to pay him the

compliment which Achilles paid Hector, to drag him round the walls again

and again. He was treated with unusual notice and in the most gentle

manner. The unnamed mathematician, E. M. bestowed a volume of mild

correspondence upon him; Rowan Hamilton[201] quietly proved him wrong in a

way accessible to an ordinary schoolboy; Whewell,[202] as we shall see,

gave him the means of seeing himself wrong, even more easily than by

Hamilton's method. Nothing would do; it was small kick and silly fling at

all; and he exposed his conceit by alleging that he, James Smith, had

placed Whewell in the stocks. He will therefore be universally pronounced a

proper object of the severest literary punishment: but the opinion of all

who can put two propositions together will be that of the many strokes I

have given, the hardest and most telling are my republications of his own

attempts to reason.

He will come out of my hands in the position he ought {105} to hold, the

Supreme Pontiff of cyclometers, the vicegerent of St. Vitus upon earth, the

Mamamouchi of burlesque on inference. I begin with a review of him which

appeared in the _Athenaeum_ of May 11, 1861. Mr. Smith says I wrote it: this

I neither affirm nor deny; to do either would be a sin against the

editorial system elsewhere described. Many persons tell me they know me by

my style; let them form a guess: I can only say that many have declared as

above while fastening on me something which I had never seen nor heard of.

The Quadrature of the Circle: Correspondence between an Eminent

Mathematician and James Smith, Esq. (Edinburgh, Oliver & Boyd; London,

Simpkin, Marshall & Co.)

"A few weeks ago we were in perpetual motion. We did not then suppose that

anything would tempt us on a circle-squaring expedition: but the

circumstances of the book above named have a peculiarity which induces us

to give it a few words.

"Mr. James Smith, a gentleman residing near Liverpool, was some years ago

seized with the _morbus cyclometricus_.[203] The symptoms soon took a

defined form: his circumference shrank into exactly 3-1/8 times his

diameter, instead of close to 3-16/113, which the mathematician knows to be

so near to truth that the error is hardly at the rate of a foot in 2,000

miles. This shrinking of the circumference remained until it became

absolutely necessary that it should be examined by the British Association.

This body, which as Mr. James Smith found to his sorrow, has some interest

in 'jealously guarding the mysteries of their profession,' refused at first

to entertain the question. On this Mr. Smith changed his 'tactics' and the

name of his paper, and smuggled in the subject under the form of 'The

Relations of a Circle inscribed in a Square'! The paper was thus forced

upon the Association, for Mr. Smith informs us that he {106} 'gave the

Section to understand that he was not the man that would permit even the

British Association to trifle with him.' In other words, the Association

bore with and were bored with the paper, as the shortest way out of the

matter. Mr. Smith also circulated a pamphlet. Some kind-hearted man, who

did not know the disorder as well as we do, and who appears in Mr. Smith's

handsome octavo as E. M.--the initials of 'eminent mathematician'--wrote to

him and offered to show him in a page that he was all wrong. Mr. Smith

thereupon opened a correspondence, which is the bulk of the volume. When

the correspondence was far advanced, Mr. Smith announced his intention to

publish. His benevolent instructor--we mean in intention--protested against

the publication, saying 'I do not wish to be gibbeted to the world as

having been foolish enough to enter upon what I feel now to have been a

ridiculous enterprise.'

"For this Mr. Smith cared nothing: he persisted in the publication, and the

book is before us. Mr. Smith has had so much grace as to conceal his kind

adviser's name under E. M., that is to say, he has divided the wrong among

all who may be suspected of having attempted so hopeless a task as that of

putting a little sense into his head. He has violated the decencies of

private life. Against the will of the kind-hearted man who undertook his

case, he has published letters which were intended for no other purpose

than to clear his poor head of a hopeless delusion. He deserves the

severest castigation; and he will get it: his abuse of confidence will

stick by him all his days. Not that he has done his benefactor--in

intention, again--any harm. The patience with which E. M. put the blunders

into intelligible form, and the perseverance with which he tried to find a

cranny-hole for common reasoning to get in at, are more than respectable:

they are admirable. It is, we can assure E. M., a good thing that the

nature of the circle-squarer should be so completely exposed as in this

volume. The benefit which he intended Mr. James Smith may be {107}

conferred upon others. And we should very much like to know his name, and

if agreeable to him, to publish it. As to Mr. James Smith, we can only say

this: he is not mad. Madmen reason rightly upon wrong premises: Mr. Smith

reasons wrongly upon no premises at all.

"E. M. very soon found out that, to all appearance, Mr. Smith got a circle

of 3-1/8 times the diameter by making it the supposition to set out with

that there was such a circle; and then finding certain consequences which,

so it happened, were not inconsistent with the supposition on which they

were made. Error is sometimes self-consistent. However, E. M., to be quite

sure of his ground, wrote a short letter, stating what he took to be Mr.

Smith's hypothesis, containing the following: 'On AC as diameter, describe

the circle D, which by hypothesis shall be equal to three and one-eighth

times the length of AC.... I beg, before proceeding further, to ask whether

I have rightly stated your argument.' To which Mr. Smith replied: 'You have

stated my argument with perfect accuracy.' Still E. M. went on, and we

could not help, after the above, taking these letters as the initials of

Everlasting Mercy. At last, however, when Mr. Smith flatly denied that the

area of the circle lies between those of the inscribed and circumscribed

polygons, E. M. was fairly beaten, and gave up the task. Mr. Smith was left

to write his preface, to talk about the certain victory of truth--which,

oddly enough, is the consolation of all hopelessly mistaken men; to compare

himself with Galileo; and to expose to the world the perverse behavior of

the Astronomer Royal, on whom he wanted to fasten a conversation, and who

replied, 'It would be a waste of time, Sir, to listen to anything you could

have to say on such a subject.'

"Having thus disposed of Mr. James Smith, we proceed to a few remarks on

the subject: it is one which a journal would never originate, but which is

rendered necessary from time to time by the attempts of the autopseustic to

become {108} heteropseustic. To the mathematician we have nothing to say:

the question is, what kind of assurance can be given to the world at large

that the wicked mathematicians are not acting in concert to keep down their

superior, Mr. James Smith, the current Galileo of the quadrature of the

circle.

"Let us first observe that this question does not stand alone:

independently of the millions of similar problems which exist in higher

mathematics, the finding of the diagonal of a square has just the same

difficulty, namely, the entrance of a pair of lines of which one cannot be

definitely expressed by means of the other. We will show the reader who is

up to the multiplication-table how he may go on, on, on, ever nearer, never

there, in finding the diagonal of a square from the side.

"Write down the following rows of figures, and more, if you like, in the

way described:

1 2 5 12 29 70 169 408 985

1 3 7 17 41 99 239 577 1393

After the second, each number is made up of double the last increased by

the last but one: thus, 5 is 1 more than twice 2, 12 is 2 more than twice

5, 239 is 41 more than twice 99. Now, take out two adjacent numbers from

the upper line, and the one below the first from the lower: as

70 169

99.

Multiply together 99 and 169, giving 16,731. If, then, you will say that 70

diagonals are exactly equal to 99 sides, you are in error about the

diagonal, but an error the amount of which is not so great as the 16,731st

part of the diagonal. Similarly, to say that five diagonals make exactly

seven sides does not involve an error of the 84th part of the diagonal.

"Now, why has not the question of _crossing the square_ been as celebrated

as that of _squaring the circle_? Merely because Euclid demonstrated the

impossibility of the first {109} question, while that of the second was not

demonstrated, completely, until the last century.

"The mathematicians have many methods, totally different from each other,

of arriving at one and the same result, their celebrated approximation to

the circumference of the circle. An intrepid calculator has, in our own

time, carried his approximation to what they call 607 decimal places: this

has been done by Mr. Shanks,[204] of Houghton-le-Spring, and Dr.

Rutherford[205] has verified 441 of these places. But though 607 looks

large, the general public will form but a hazy notion of the extent of

accuracy acquired. We have seen, in Charles Knight's[206] _English

Cyclopaedia_, an account of the matter which may illustrate the

unimaginable, though rationally conceivable, extent of accuracy obtained.

"Say that the blood-globule of one of our animalcules is a millionth of an

inch in diameter. Fashion in thought a globe like our own, but so much

larger that our globe is but a blood-globule in one of its animalcules:

never mind the microscope which shows the creature being rather a bulky

instrument. Call this the first globe _above_ us. Let the first globe above

us be but a blood-globule, as to size, in the animalcule of a still larger

globe, which call the second globe above us. Go on in this way to the

twentieth globe above us. Now go down just as far on the other side. Let

the blood-globule with which we started be a globe peopled with animals

like ours, but rather smaller: {110} and call this the first globe below

us. Take a blood-globule out of this globe, people it, and call it the

second globe below us: and so on to the twentieth globe below us. This is a

fine stretch of progression both ways. Now give the giant of the twentieth

globe _above_ us the 607 decimal places, and, when he has measured the

diameter of his globe with accuracy worthy of his size, let him calculate

the circumference of his equator from the 607 places. Bring the little

philosopher from the twentieth globe _below_ us with his very best

microscope, and set him to see the small error which the giant must make.

He will not succeed, unless his microscopes be much better for his size

than ours are for ours.

"Now it must be remembered by any one who would laugh at the closeness of

the approximation, that the mathematician generally goes _nearer_; in fact

his theorems have usually no error at all. The very person who is

bewildered by the preceding description may easily forget that if there

were _no error at all_, the Lilliputian of the millionth globe below us

could not find a flaw in the Brobdingnagian of the millionth globe above.

The three angles of a triangle, of perfect accuracy of form, are

_absolutely_ equal to two right angles; no stretch of progression will

detect _any_ error.

"Now think of Mr. Lacomme's mathematical adviser (_ante_, Vol. I, p. 46)

making a difficulty of advising a stonemason about the quantity of pavement

in a circular floor!

"We will now, for our non-calculating reader, put the matter in another

way. We see that a circle-squarer can advance, with the utmost confidence,

the assertion that when the diameter is 1,000, the circumference is

accurately 3,125: the mathematician declaring that it is a trifle more than

3,141-1/2. If the squarer be right, the mathematician has erred by about a

200th part of the whole: or has not kept his accounts right by about 10s.

in every 100l. Of course, if he set out with such an error he will

accumulate blunder upon blunder. Now, if there be a process in which {111}

close knowledge of the circle is requisite, it is in the prediction of the

moon's place--say, as to the time of passing the meridian at Greenwich--on

a given day. We cannot give the least idea of the complication of details:

but common sense will tell us that if a mathematician cannot find his way

round the circle without a relative error four times as big as a

stockbroker's commission, he must needs be dreadfully out in his attempt to

predict the time of passage of the moon. Now, what is the fact? His error

is less than a second of time, and the moon takes 27 days odd to revolve.

That is to say, setting out with 10s. in 100l. of error in his

circumference, he gets within the fifth part of a farthing in 100l. in

predicting the moon's transit. Now we cannot think that the respect in

which mathematical science is held is great enough--though we find it not

small--to make this go down. That respect is founded upon a notion that

right ends are got by right means: it will hardly be credited that the

truth can be got to farthings out of data which are wrong by shillings.

Even the celebrated Hamilton[207] of Edinburgh, who held that in

mathematics there was no way of going wrong, was fully impressed with the

belief that this was because error was avoided from the beginning. He never

went so far as to say that a mathematician who begins wrong must end right

somehow.

"There is always a difficulty about the mode in which the thinking man of

common life is to deal with subjects he has not studied to a professional

extent. He must form opinions on matters theological, political, legal,

medical, and social. If he can make up his mind to choose a guide, there

is, of course, no perplexity: but on all the subjects mentioned the

direction-posts point different ways. Now why should he not form his

opinion upon an abstract mathematical question? Why not conclude that, as

to the circle, it is possible Mr. James Smith may be the man, just {112} as

Adam Smith[208] was the man of things then to come, or Luther, or Galileo?

It is true that there is an unanimity among mathematicians which prevails

in no other class: but this makes the chance of their all being wrong only

different in degree. And more than this, is it not generally thought among

us that priests and physicians were never so much wrong as when there was

most appearance of unanimity among them? To the preceding questions we see

no answer except this, that the individual inquirer may as rationally

decide a mathematical question for himself as a theological or a medical

question, so soon as he can put himself into a position in mathematics,

level with that in which he stands in theology or medicine. The every-day

thought and reading of common life have a certain resemblance to the

thought and reading demanded by the learned faculties. The research, the

balance of evidence, the estimation of probabilities, which are used in a

question of medicine, are closely akin in character, however different the

matter of application, to those which serve a merchant to draw his

conclusions about the markets. But the mathematicians have methods of their

own, to which nothing in common life bears close analogy, as to the nature

of the results or the character of the conclusions. The logic of

mathematics is certainly that of common life: but the data are of a

different species; they do not admit of doubt. An expert arithmetician,

such as is Mr. J. Smith, may fancy that calculation, merely as such, is

mathematics: but the value of his book, and in this point of view it is not

small, is the full manner in which it shows that a practised arithmetician,

venturing into the field of mathematical demonstration, may show himself

utterly destitute of all that distinguishes the reasoning geometrical

investigator from the calculator.

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"And further, it should be remembered that in mathematics the power of

verifying results far exceeds that which is found in anything else: and

also the variety of distinct methods by which they can be attained. It

follows from all this that a person who desires to be as near the truth as

he can will not judge the results of mathematical demonstration to be open

to his criticism, in the same degree as results of other kinds. Should he

feel compelled to decide, there is no harm done: his circle may be 3-1/8

times its diameter, if it please him. But we must warn him that, in order

to get this circle, he must, as Mr. James Smith has done, _make it at

home_: the laws of space and thought beg leave respectfully to decline the

order."

I will insert now at length, from the _Athenaeum_ of June 8, 1861, the easy

refutation given by my deceased friend, with the remarks which precede.

"Mr. James Smith, of whose performance in the way of squaring the circle we

spoke some weeks ago in terms short of entire acquiescence, has advertised

himself in our columns, as our readers will have seen. He has also

forwarded his letter to the Liverpool _Albion_, with an additional

statement, which he did not make in _our_ journal. He denies that he has

violated the decencies of private life, since his correspondent revised the

proofs of his own letters, and his 'protest had respect only to making his

name public.' This statement Mr. James Smith precedes by saying that we

have treated as true what we well knew to be false: and he follows by

saying that we have not read his work, or we should have known the above

facts to be true. Mr. Smith's pretext is as follows. His correspondent

E. M. says, 'My letters were not intended for publication, and I protest

against their being published,' and he subjoins 'Therefore I must desire

that my name may not be used.' The obvious meaning is that E. M. protested

against the publication altogether, but, judging that Mr. Smith was {114}

determined to publish, desired that his name should not be used. That he

afterwards corrected the proofs merely means that he thought it wiser to

let them pass under his own eyes than to leave them entirely to Mr. Smith.

"We have received from Sir W. Rowan Hamilton[209] a proof that the

circumference is more than 3-1/8 diameters, requiring nothing but a

knowledge of four books of Euclid. We give it in brief as an exercise for

our juvenile readers to fill up. It reminds us of the old days when real

geometers used to think it worth while seriously to demolish pretenders.

Mr. Smith's fame is now assured: Sir W. R. Hamilton's brief and easy

exposure will procure him notice in connection with this celebrated

problem.

"It is to be shown that the perimeter of a regular polygon of 20 sides is

greater than 3-1/8 diameters of the circle, and still more, of course, is

the circumference of the circle greater than 3-1/8 diameters.

"1. It follows from the 4th Book of Euclid, that the rectangle under the

side of a regular decagon inscribed in a circle, and that side increased by

the radius, is equal to the square of the radius. But the product 791 (791

+ 1280) is less than 1280 x 1280; if then the radius be 1280 the side of

the decagon is greater than 791.

"2. When a diameter bisects a chord, the square of the chord is equal to

the rectangle under the doubles of the segments of the diameter. But the

product 125 (4 x 1280 - 125) is less than 791 x 791. If then the bisected

chord be a side of the decagon, and if the radius be still 1280, the double

of the lesser segment exceeds 125.

"3. The rectangle under this doubled segment and the radius is equal to the

square of the side of an inscribed regular polygon of 20 sides. But the

product 125 x 1280 is equal to 400 x 400; therefore, the side of the

last-mentioned polygon is greater than 400, if the radius be still 1280. In

other words, if the radius be represented by the new {115} member 16, and

therefore the diameter by 32, this side is greater than 5, and the

perimeter exceeds 100. So that, finally, if the diameter be 8, the

perimeter of the inscribed regular polygon of 20 sides, and still more the

circumference of the circle, is greater than 25: that is, the circumference

is more than 3-1/8 diameters."

The last work in the list was thus noticed in the _Athenaeum_, May 27, 1865.

"Mr. James Smith appears to be tired of waiting for his place in the Budget

of Paradoxes, and accordingly publishes a long letter to Professor De

Morgan, with various prefaces and postscripts. The letter opens by a hint

that the Budget appears at very long intervals, and 'apparently without any

sufficient reason for it.' As Mr. Smith hints that he should like to see

Mr. De Morgan, whom he calls an 'elephant of mathematics,' 'pumping his

brains' 'behind the scenes'--an odd thing for an elephant to do, and an odd

place to do it in--to get an answer, we think he may mean to hint that the

Budget is delayed until the pump has worked successfully. Mr. Smith is

informed that we have had the whole manuscript of the Budget, excepting

only a final summing-up, in our hands since October, 1863. [This does not

refer to the Supplement.] There has been no delay: we knew from the

beginning that a series of historical articles would be frequently

interrupted by the things of the day. Mr. James Smith lets out that he has

never been able to get a private line from Mr. De Morgan in answer to his

communications: we should have guessed it. He says, 'The Professor is an

old bird and not to be easily caught, and by no efforts of mine have I been

able, up to the present moment, either to induce or twit him into a

discussion....' Mr. Smith curtails the proverb: old birds are not to be

caught with _chaff_, nor with _twit_, which seems to be Mr. Smith's word

for his own chaff, and, so long as the first letter is sounded, a very

proper word. Why does he not try a little grain of sense? Mr. Smith

evidently {116} thinks that, in his character as an elephant, the Professor

has not pumped up brain enough to furnish forth a bird. In serious earnest,

Mr. Smith needs no answer. In one thing he excites our curiosity: what is

meant by demonstrating 'geometrically _and_ mathematically?'"

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