LUNAR MOTION AGAIN.

_Times_, April 6 or 7, 1856. The moon has no rotary motion.

A letter from Mr. Jellinger Symons,[174] inspector of schools, which

commenced a controversy of many letters and pamphlets. This dispute comes

on at intervals, and will continue to do so. It sometimes arises from

inability to understand the character of simple rotation, geometrically;

sometimes from not understanding the mechanical doctrine of rotation.

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Lunar Motion. The whole argument stated, and illustrated by diagrams;

with letters from the Astronomer Royal. By Jellinger C. Symons. London,

1856, 8vo.

The Astronomer Royal endeavored to disentangle Mr. J. C. Symons, but

failed. Mr. Airy[175] can correct the error of a ship's compasses, because

he can put her head which way he pleases: but this he cannot do with a

speculator.

Mr. Symons, in this tract, insinuated that the rotation of the moon is one

of the silver shrines of the craftsmen. To see a thing so clearly as to be

satisfied that all who say they do not see it are telling wilful falsehood,

is the nature of man. Many of all sects find much comfort in it, when they

think of the others; many unbelievers solace themselves with it against

believers; priests of old time founded the right of persecution upon it,

and of our time, in some cases, the right of slander: many of the

paradoxers make it an argument against students of science. But I must say

for men of science, for the whole body, that they are fully persuaded of

the honesty of the paradoxers. The simple truth is, that all those I have

mentioned, believers, unbelievers, priests, paradoxers, are not so sure

they are right in their points of difference that they can safely allow

themselves to be persuaded of the honesty of opponents. Those who know

demonstration are differently situated. I suspect a train might be laid for

the formation of a better habit in this way. We know that Suvaroff[176]

taught his Russians at Ismail not to fear the Turks by accustoming them to

charge bundles of faggots dressed in turbans, etc.

At which your wise men sneered in phrases witty,

He made no answer--but he took the city!

Would it not be a good thing to exercise boys, in pairs, in the following

dialogue:--Sir, you are quite wrong!--Sir, {86} I am sure you honestly

think so! This was suggested by what used to take place at Cambridge in my

day. By statute, every B.A. was obliged to perform a certain number of

disputations, and the _father_ of the college had to affirm that it had

been done. Some were performed in earnest: the rest were huddled over as

follows. Two candidates occupied the places of the respondent and the

opponent: _Recte statuit Newtonus_, said the respondent: _Recte non statuit

Newtonus_,[177] said the opponent. This was repeated the requisite number

of times, and counted for as many _acts_ and _opponencies_. The parties

then changed places, and each unsaid what he had said on the other side of

the house: I remember thinking that it was capital drill for the House of

Commons, if any of us should ever get there. The process was repeated with

every pair of candidates.

The real disputations were very severe exercises. I was badgered for two

hours with arguments given and answered in Latin,--or what we called

Latin--against Newton's first section, Lagrange's[178] derived functions,

and Locke[179] on innate principles. And though I _took off_ everything,

and was pronounced by the moderator to have disputed _magno honore_,[180] I

never had such a strain of thought in my life. For the inferior opponents

were made as sharp as their betters by their tutors, who kept lists of

queer objections, drawn from all quarters. The opponents used to meet the

day before to compare their arguments, that the same might not come twice

over. But, after I left Cambridge, it became the fashion to invite the

respondent to be present, who therefore learnt all that was to be brought

against him. This made the whole thing a farce: and the disputations were

abolished.

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The Doctrine of the Moon's Rotation, considered in a letter to the

Astronomical Censor of the _Athenaeum_. By Jones L. MacElshender.[181]

Edinburgh, 1856, 8vo.

This is an appeal to those cultivated persons who will read it "to overrule

the _dicta_ of judges who would sacrifice truth and justice to professional

rule, or personal pique, pride, or prejudice"; meaning, the great mass of

those who have studied the subject. But how? Suppose the "cultivated

persons" were to side with the author, would those who have conclusions to

draw and applications to make consent to be wrong because the "general body

of intelligent men," who make no special study of the subject, are against

them? They would do no such thing: they would request the general body of

intelligent men to find their own astronomy, and welcome. But the truth is,

that this intelligent body knows better: and no persons know better that

they know better than the speculators themselves.

But suppose the general body were to combine, in opposition to those who

have studied. Of course all my list must be admitted to their trial; and

then arises the question whether both sides are to be heard. If so, the

general body of the intelligent must hear all the established side have to

say: that is, they must become just as much of students as the inculpated

orthodox themselves. And will they not then get into _professional rule_,

pique, pride, and prejudice, as the others did? But if, which I suspect,

they are intended to judge as they are, they will be in a rare difficulty.

All the paradoxers are of like pretensions: they cannot, as a class, be

right, for each one contradicts a great many of the rest. There will be the

puzzle which silenced the crew of the cutter in Marryat's novel of the Dog

Fiend.[182] "A tog is a tog," said Jansen.--"Yes," replied another, "we all

know a dog is a dog; but the question is--Is _this_ dog {88} a dog?" And

this question would arise upon every dog of them all.

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