PROTESTANT AND PAPAL CHRISTENDOM.

Something near forty years of examination of the theologies on and

off--more years very much on than quite off--have given me a good title--to

myself, I ask no one else for leave--to make the following remarks: A

conclusion has _premises_, facts or doctrines from proof or authority, and

_mode of inference_. There may be invention or {34} falsehood of premise,

with good logic; and there may be tenable premise, followed by bad logic;

and there may be both false premise _and_ bad logic. The Roman system has

such a powerful manufactory of premises, that bad logic is little wanted;

there is comparatively little of it. The doctrine-forge of the Roman Church

is one glorious compound of everything that could make Heraclitus[71] sob

and Democritus[72] snigger. But not the only one. The Protestants, in

tearing away from the Church of Rome, took with them a fair quantity of the

results of the Roman forge, which they could not bring themselves to give

up. They had more in them of Martin than of Jack. But they would have no

premises, except from the New Testament; though some eked out with a few

general Councils. The consequence is that they have been obliged to find

such a logic as would bring the conclusions they require out of the

canonical books. And a queer logic it is; nothing but the Roman forge can

be compared with the Protestant loom. The picking, the patching, the

piecing, which goes to the Protestant _termini ad quem_,[73] would be as

remarkable to the general eye, as the Roman manufacture of _termini a

quo_,[74] if it were not that the world at large seizes the character of an

asserted fact better than that of a mode of inference. A grand step towards

the deification of a lady, made by alleged revelation 1800 years after her

death, is of glaring evidence: two or three additional shiffle-shuffles

towards defence of saying the Athanasian curse in church and unsaying it

out of church, are hardly noticed. Swift has bungled his satire where he

makes Peter a party to finding out what he wants, _totidem syllabis_ and

_totidem literis_, {35} when he cannot find it _totidem verbis_[75] This is

Protestant method: the Roman plan is _viam faciam_; the Protestant plan is

_viam inveniam_.[76] The public at large begins to be conversant with the

ways of _wriggling out_, as shown in the interpretations of the damnatory

parts of the Athanasian Creed, the phrases of the Burial Service, etc. The

time will come when the same public will begin to see the ways of

_wriggling in_. But one thing at a time: neither Papal Rome nor Protestant

Rome was built--nor will be pulled down--in a day.

The distinction above drawn between the two great antitheses of Christendom

may be illustrated as follows. Two sets of little general dealers lived

opposite to one another: all sold milk. Each vaunted its own produce: one

set said that the stuff on the other side the way was only chalk and water;

the other said that the opposites sold all sorts of filth, of which calves'

brain was the least nasty. Now the fact was that both sets sold milk, and

from the same dairy: but adulterated with different sorts of dirty water:

and both honestly believed that the mixture was what they were meant to

sell and ought to sell. The great difference between them, about which the

apprentices fought each other like Trojans, was that the calves' brain men

poured milk into the water, and the chalk men poured water into the milk.

The Greek and Roman sects on one side, the Protestant sects on the other,

must all have _churches_: the Greek and Roman sects pour the New Testament

into their churches; the Protestant sects pour their churches into the New

Testament. The Greek and Roman insist upon the New Testament being no more

than part and parcel of their churches: the Protestant insist upon their

churches being as much part and parcel of the New Testament. All dwell

vehemently upon the doctrine that there must be milk {36} somewhere; and

each says--I have it. The doctrine is true: and can be verified by any one

who can and will go to the dairy for himself. Him will the several traders

declare to have no milk at all. They will bring their own wares, and

challenge a trial: they want nothing but to name the judges. To vary the

metaphor, those who have looked at Christianity in open day, know that all

who see it through painted windows shut out much of the light of heaven and

color the rest; it matters nothing that the stains are shaped into what are

meant for saints and angels.

But there is another side to the question. To decompose any substance, it

must be placed between the poles of the battery. Now theology is but one

pole; philosophy is the other. No one can make out the combinations of our

day unless he read the writings both of the priest and the philosopher: and

if any one should hold the first word offensive, I tell him that I mean

_both_ words to be _significant_. In reading these writings, he will need

to bring both wires together to find out what it is all about. Time was

when most priests were very explicit about the fate of philosophers, and

most philosophers were very candid about their opinion of priests. But

though some extremes of the old sorts still remain, there is now, in the

middle, such a fusion of the two pursuits that a plain man is wofully

puzzled. The theologian writes a philosophy which seems to tell us that the

New Testament is a system of psychology; and the philosopher writes a

Christianity which is utterly unintelligible as to the question whether the

Resurrection be a fact or a transcendental allegory. What between the

theologian who assents to the Athanasian denunciation in what seems the

sense of no denunciation, and the philosopher who parades a Christianity

which looks like no revelation, there is a maze which threatens to have the

only possible clue in the theory that everything is something else, and

nothing is anything at all. But this is a paradox far beyond my handling:

it is a Budget of itself. {37}

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