ON SOME PHILOSOPHICAL ATHEISTS.

With the general run of the philosophical atheists of the last century the

notion of a God was an hypothesis. There was left an admitted possibility

that the vague somewhat which went by more names than one, might be

personal, intelligent, and superintendent. In the works of Laplace,[1] who

is sometimes called an atheist from his writings, there is nothing from

which such an inference can be drawn: unless indeed a Reverend Fellow of

the Royal Society may be held to be the fool who said in his heart, etc.,

etc., if his contributions to the _Philosophical Transactions_ go no higher

than _nature_. The following anecdote is well known in Paris, but has never

been printed entire. Laplace once went in form to present some edition of

his "Systeme du Monde" to the First Consul, or Emperor. Napoleon, whom some

wags had told that this book contained no mention of the name of God, and

who was fond of putting embarrassing questions, received it with--"M.

Laplace, they tell me you have written this large book on the system of the

universe, and have never even mentioned its Creator." Laplace, who, though

the most supple of politicians, was as stiff as a martyr on every point of

his philosophy or religion (e. g., even under Charles X he never concealed

his dislike of the priests), drew himself up and answered {2} bluntly, "Je

n'avais pas besoin de cette hypothese-la."[2] Napoleon, greatly amused,

told this reply to Lagrange, who exclaimed, "Ah! c'est une belle hypothese;

ca explique beaucoup de choses."[3]

It is commonly said that the last words of Laplace were, "Ce que nous

connaissons est peu de chose; ce que nous ignorons est immense."[4] This

looks like a parody on Newton's pebbles:[5] the following is the true

account; it comes to me through one remove from Poisson.[6] After the

publication (in 1825) of the fifth volume of the _Mecanique Celeste_,

Laplace became gradually weaker, and with it musing and abstracted. He

thought much on the great problems of existence, and often muttered to

himself, _Qu'est ce que c'est que tout cela!_[7] After many alternations,

he appeared at last so permanently prostrated that his family applied to

his favorite pupil, M. Poisson, to try to get a word from him. Poisson paid

a visit, and after a few words of salutation, said, "J'ai une bonne

nouvelle a vous annoncer: on a recu au Bureau des Longitudes une lettre

d'Allemagne annoncant que M. Bessel a verifie par l'observation vos

decouvertes theoriques sur les satellites de Jupiter."[8] Laplace opened

his eyes and answered with deep {3} gravity, "_L'homme ne poursuit que des

chimeres_."[9] He never spoke again. His death took place March 5, 1827.

The language used by the two great geometers illustrates what I have said:

a supreme and guiding intelligence--apart from a blind rule called _nature

of things_--was an _hypothesis_. The absolute denial of such a ruling power

was not in the plan of the higher philosophers: it was left for the smaller

fry. A round assertion of the non-existence of anything which stands in the

way is the refuge of a certain class of minds: but it succeeds only with

things subjective; the objective offers resistance. A philosopher of the

appropriative class tried it upon the constable who appropriated _him_: I

deny your existence, said he; Come along all the same, said the

unpsychological policeman.

Euler[10] was a believer in God, downright and straightforward. The

following story is told by Thiebault,[11] in his _Souvenirs de vingt ans de

sejour a Berlin_,[12] published in his old age, about 1804. This volume was

fully received as trustworthy; and Marshall Mollendorff[13] told the Duc de

Bassano[14] in 1807 that it was the most veracious of books written by the

most honest of men. Thiebault says that he has no personal knowledge of the

truth of the story, but {4} that it was believed throughout the whole of

the north of Europe. Diderot[15] paid a visit to the Russian Court at the

invitation of the Empress. He conversed very freely, and gave the younger

members of the Court circle a good deal of lively atheism. The Empress was

much amused, but some of her councillors suggested that it might be

desirable to check these expositions of doctrine. The Empress did not like

to put a direct muzzle on her guest's tongue, so the following plot was

contrived. Diderot was informed that a learned mathematician was in

possession of an algebraical demonstration of the existence of God, and

would give it him before all the Court, if he desired to hear it. Diderot

gladly consented: though the name of the mathematician is not given, it was

Euler. He advanced towards Diderot, and said gravely, and in a tone of

perfect conviction: _Monsieur,_ (a + b^{n}) / n = x, _donc Dieu existe;

repondez!_[16] Diderot, to whom algebra was Hebrew, was embarrassed and

disconcerted; while peals of laughter rose on all sides. He asked

permission to return to France at once, which was granted.

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