The chronicler has it that Brockville’s corps began with twenty-three

inoffensive and respectable men of small merchandise, who essayed

to hearten themselves and terrify the French by adopting the name

Invincibles. This amused Kingston, and a corps was accordingly turned

out from there, called the Unconquerables, in order not to be behind

“the paltry little village down the river,” and in a bogus notice from

one “Captain Focus, commanding,” there was an N.B.: “No Unconquerable

permitted to attend muster without his shoes well blacked and his

breeches well mended.”

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One colonel issued instructions that above all things solid form must

be preserved,--should a man fall, close and cover the vacancy. An

Irishman with a bass voice and sepulchral delivery gravely asked, “And

would your honour have us step on a did man?”

The word “halt” had little power to make some militia corps stationary;

it rather accelerated their speed. “Halt--halt--halt!” cried a

perspiring officer as he chased his men, and as near explosion point

as his own gun; “if you don’t halt I’ll walk you five miles!” The

threat prevailed, and they halted. But they were peremptory enough when

individually they had to give the same order. Both sides, loyalist and

patriot, saw an enemy in every bush and were always ready for a spy.

Excitement was running high in a Yonge Street village one day, when a

lad, young Jakeway, hearing an unusual noise in the street, walked out

to see what it was. One of a number of armed men before the village

inn called to him to halt, taking him for a spy. But the lad turned

away and did not hear. The man, upon no further provocation, raised

his gun to shoot, but another, less ardent, knocked the weapon up and

contented himself with Jakeway’s arrest. The leader recognized him as

an inoffensive onlooker, and dismissed him with an apology. No one

was to pass certain outposts out of Kingston without passport, the

parole and countersign. The Montreal mail with four horses dashed to

the bridge at Kingston Mills as the militia sentry’s _halt_ rang out.

But the coachman, as fit as himself, paid no heed; so the sentry’s

bayonet pierced the breast of one of the leaders. Complaint was made

to the Postmaster-General, but the sentry was promoted and Government

would afford no redress. It knew a good man. That same night brought

commanding officer and men, clothed and armed, to parade. By lantern

light they were made load and told “_the time was come_.” On the

principle of first fire, then enquire, a man in the front rank--of

course an Irishman--discharged his musket in his officer’s face. “Be

jabers,” said he, when asked for explanation and congratulated on the

harmlessness of his aim, “Colonel, I wuz that full of fight I cuddn’t

help it.”

But at the grand inspection in and about Kingston, which took place

chiefly before St. George’s church, with the same hearty bluff

Englishman, Colonel Bonnycastle, in command, the troops, six hundred

and fifty in number, newly clothed and equipped, made a handsome

showing, and considering their rawness performed their evolutions

creditably and without damage to themselves or him.

“Are these British soldiers?” asked an onlooker who was shrewdly

guessed to be a military spy from the other side.

“Oh, no, not at all, only the Frontenac militia.”

“Then if they are militia,” returned the American, “all I can say is

they must be _regular_ militia.”

Old Peninsula officers, remnants of Brock’s army, veterans from

everywhere British, helped from Quebec to Sarnia to leaven this mass of

raw colonial fighting material, and they developed it into something

very ugly to tackle.

But even veterans want substantial recompense for service, and in ’37

Sir Francis received a strong appeal from one of them:

“_May it please your Honor and Glory, for iver more,

Amen._

“I, ---- ----, formly belonging to the 49th Regt of Foot was sent to

this country in 1817 by his Majesty George the Forth to git land for

myself and boys; but my boys was to small, but Plase your Honor now

the Can work, so I hope your honor wold be so good to a low them Land,

because the are Intitle to it by Lord Bathus. I was spaking to His Lord

Ship in his one office in Downing Street, London, and he tould me to

beshure I wold Git land for my boys. Plase your Honor, I was spaking to

Lord Almor before he went home about the land for my boys, and he sed

to beshure I was Intitle to it. Lord Almor was Captain in the one Regt

that is the Old 49th Regt foot. Plase your honor I hope you will doe a

old Solder Justis. God bless you and your family.

“Your most humble Sarvint

“---- ----

“N.B. Plase your Honor I hope you will excuse my Vulgar way of writing

to you, but these is hard times Governor so I hope you will send me an

answer.”

* * * * *

Not one of them was too far off to hear the despatchmen as they rode

along the half-made roads, with bugles blowing the call to arms. Spear

in boot, sword clanking by his side, the despatchman was an impressive

figure which still lives in the memory of some of those who in their

youth answered to his call. No one disputed his word; at his behest

the farmer had to go, and the farmer’s horses had to be harnessed to

furnish transport for recruits. “Four of us were out, ’cause why, we

had to. Two of us were stacking cornstalks, one was at the creek with

the horses, and I was mending the fence. It was a beautiful day, and

the air was clear enough to hear anything, let alone that bugle. The

tooting was followed by the appearance of a lot of men, and we were

ordered to fall in. It took me only a minute to run into the house for

some things; none of us had a gun, and on the way we cut ourselves

cudgels. There was not any volunteering about it, for it was a regular

press. I was the youngest, and mother she did cry like sixty.”

Everywhere the rigours of barrack life, drill, and life generally were

lightened by practical jokes and bogus challenges. John Strachan,

junior, once gravely challenged a cow, gave her one more chance to

answer, and then, in defence of his country, took her life. What is

more, he had to pay for her.

In Quebec the volunteer days of ’37-38 were festive times. With

population that followed a thin line of river border and condensed

at the two cities, and with superior means of equipment and drill,

the period of formation was not so lengthy as in Upper Canada.

Lieutenant-Colonel the Honourable James Hope was chosen by Lord Gosford

as commander of the volunteer force. In December, ’37, the garrison

at Quebec was reduced to one company of Royal Artillery. No greater

compliment could be paid Major Sewell, late of the 49th, Brock’s

own--with his regiment in uniforms of “blue coat and buff breeches,

white blanket coat and green facings, blue cap and light band”--than to

put him in charge of that important post. He had some veterans among

them, Henry Lemesurier, a captain minus his right arm, which had been

carried away by a round-shot at the battle of Salamanca when bearing

the colours of his regiment--the 74th--for one. The militia force in

the beginning of the year was incomplete and inefficient, looking

formidable with its list of every officer from colonel to corporal,

but with many, officers and men alike, who had never handled a musket.

But they were to get used to the smell of powder. “Lord love your

honour, the smell of gunpowder, did you say? Divil a bit do we care

for it--it’s the balls we do be moindin’.” And well he might say so,

for not even H. M. Regular Rocket troop was to be entirely trusted.

At St. Eustache, under the impression that rockets like wine improve

with age, one, a relic of the Peninsula, was fired. It was a mellow old

fellow, slow in making up its mind. Instead of rising it fell, failed

to clear the unaccustomed snake fence which lay in the track, broke

off its tail and sent its huge head whirling and whizzing, twirling

and sizzling, over a ploughed field, with Head-quarter staff, Rocket

troop and all before it in mad flight to escape. It seized upon one

volunteer to play particular pranks with, and chased him round and

round the field, until, exhausted, he fell between the furrows, and the

rocket, balked of its prey, went out with a final bang. Convinced that

his enemy was defunct the man got somehow to his feet, and never drew

breath--so the story goes--until Montreal was reached.

The first paid corps raised at Quebec was named the Porkeaters, a

regiment some six hundred strong, able-bodied, resolute fellows,

mostly Irish labourers, mechanics and tradesmen, who did no discredit

to their supposed diet. These bacon-fed knaves began by looking the

awkward squad; but drill by the non-coms, of the regulars, aided by

strict discipline, soon made them perform their evolutions with the

regularity and precision of their instructors. It is easy to fancy this

regiment going into action under Colonel Rasher, with the wholesome

advice, _Salvum Larder_, floating to the breeze in the hands of Ensign

Flitch--“Charge, Sausage, charge; On, Bacons, on,” the last words of

some local Marmion.

A fine cavalry corps, well-mounted, muscular fellows, under Major

Burnet, did good work; yet temperate withal, not like Strange’s troop

in Kingston. The latter had been in semi-activity since ’34--that

is to say, they were drilled on foot, with sticks for sabres. The

consequence was that when they were furnished with arms and mounted on

steeds of many sizes, difficulties ensued. Calm Sergeant Nobbs, sword

in hand, all his neighbours equally hard at work mastering horse and

weapon, unfortunately drew the curb at an inopportune moment as he was

demonstrating his mode of parrying. Up came the horse’s head, and off

went its ears.

Also at Quebec were the Queen’s Pets, composed of seafaring men,

under Captain Rayside, a veteran naval officer, in long blue

pea-jackets, blue breeches, round fur caps with long ears, and red

woollen cravats--evidently the young Queen was supposed to be fond of

novelty--their arms, horse pistols, broad cutlasses and carronade.

Companies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 7 in this regiment had blue loose coats

with red collars, blue breeches, and high fur caps with long ears; the

Highland company had Rob Roy tartan trews, Scotch bonnets and dark

frock coats.

The Fauch-a-Ballaughs were gayer still, in white blanket coat, red

sash, green buttons, green facings and green seams, high cap with green

top falling over--an old hat and the humour of forty fancies pricked

int’ it for a feather--and blue breeches with a red stripe.

One corps had a euphonious and suggestive Dahomean title from

corporations gained in forty years of piping peace and good dinners.

They were chiefly Lower Town merchants, veterans in business if not in

war, who soon brought their cognomens under the discipline of black

leather belts, cartouche box and twenty rounds of ball cartridge; good

Brown Besses rested on the shelves provided by a kindly Mother Nature;

and with much puffing and blowing, their eyes fronted and righted until

a permanent cast was threatened.

All corps dined much, whether they were to fight or not. Military

dinners were frequent, and always went off with great _éclat_, the

local excitement lending “go” to them all. Even in that time of

ferment there were, as there had been since the Conquest, sensible

men, French and English, of the better classes who had made the fact

of a common enemy--the American assault of Quebec--a ground for

a common patriotism. History has handed down a glowing account of

one St. Andrew’s dinner given in ’37, in Quebec, and Mr. Archibald

Campbell’s lines, sung by himself in a clear and mellow voice, are

worth reproduction as indicative of the Scottish spirit:

“Men of Scotia’s blood or land,

No longer let us idly stand

Our ‘origin’ which traitors brand

As ‘foreign’ here.

By gallant hearts those rights were gained,

By gallant hearts shall be maintained,

E’en tho’ our dearest blood be drained

Those rights to keep.

On the crest of Abram’s heights,

Victorious in a thousand fights,

The Scottish broadsword won our rights,

Wi’ fatal sweep.

Then when the Gaul shall ask again

_Who_ called us here across the Main,

Each Scot shall answer, bold and plain,

‘Wolfe sent me here.’

Be men like those the hero brought,

With their best blood the land was bought,

And, fighting as your fathers fought,

Keep it or die.”

There were men then in Quebec whose denunciations of British rule were

given with a vim not exceeded by Papineau himself, who were destined,

fermentation over, to be like the wine kept for the end of the feast.

It so happened that Sir E. P. Taché, aide-de-camp to the Queen in after

years, was then Patriote--to be spelled in capitals and rolled with

the reverberation of the Parisian R. He was subjected to an unexpected

domiciliary visit, as a cannon was supposed to be hidden under his

winter supply of provisions. The searchers were rewarded by a pair

of duelling pistols, then a part of every gentleman’s outfit, and a

veritable Mons Meg, six inches long, which belonged to a small boy of

the same number of years.

As history counts, it was not long before Etienne Taché, in the

fold and one of our Queen’s knights good and true, declared “the

last gun fired for British supremacy in America would be fired by a

French-Canadian.”

From survivors, and from a few printed memorials, one finds that

what was known as Training Day seems to have been a great farce in

Upper Canada. The 4th of June, King George’s birthday, was its date.

Descriptions of it take one back to the Duke of Brunswick’s lament

over his army--that if it had been generaled by shoemakers and tailors

it could not have been worse, for the Duke’s general marched with

his division like cabbages and turnips in defile. Here there was no

likeness to anything so formal; the army manœuvres partook of the

wild luxuriance of native growths. If twelve were the hour for muster

on the common at Fort George, it was sure to be after one before the

arduous work of falling in began. “The men answered to their names, as

the rolls of the various companies were called, with a readiness and

distinctness of tone which showed that, in spite of the weather, they

were wide-awake,” says the chronicle. Once they became more active a

scene ensued which could not fail to gladden the eyes of the onlookers.

In time, either slow or quick, the men did not seem to be guided by any

rule of book, but exemplified home-made tactics, presenting lines for

which mathematicians have yet furnished no name, putting out flanking

parties at either end, and as nearly squaring a circle and circling a

square as possible. “Though many jokes were passed, fewer sods were

thrown than usual.” Even later than ’37, once men had been out and had

come home veterans their services were in demand by officers newly

appointed. As in the days of the good Duke of York, ignorance was an

officer’s perquisite; then some intelligent sergeant whispered the

word of command which his officer was ashamed to know; here, the poor

officer was willing, but perhaps had a sergeant as ignorant as himself.

However, he was not too haughty to search for some private to help

him. “Say, they tell me you were out,” said one of these officers to

a private; “I suppose you know something of military training. Now, I

am a captain and don’t know anything, and I believe I’ll appoint you

my sergeant.” The scene of initiation was by the Little Thames, on

what was later to be a Court House site, thenceforward to be known as

Stratford. The captain wore the battered remains of a tall silk hat, a

black tailed coat, white linen trousers about six inches too short, and

hose a world too wide for his shrunk shanks. The hastily-made sergeant,

Tom Stoney, a blue-eyed young Irishman with a spice of fun but kind

at heart, armed his superior officer with his own cavalry sword, and

taking him into his small saddler-shop made himself military tailor

as well. The captain never would have rested without spurs had he

known that the late King on his first appearance in military uniform,

although unmounted, wore a pair of gold ones that reached halfway up

his legs like a gamecock. Stoney drew down the white pantaloons as

far and as tight as possible, sewed on buttons, and cut and sewed two

leather straps to aid in keeping the captain together. The men were got

into line; the captain meekly took his place among them. “Right face!”

cried the sergeant, and off flew a button, up went the trouser-leg to

the knee--“pursued my humour, not pursuing his”--rejoicing in regained

freedom, relented and came down again. Clump-clamp went the leather

strap with every step. The sergeant’s commands came quicker than ever,

the captain perspired, and toiling behind his men removed his silk hat

to wipe his streaming face. Then he ventured his first “command”: “I

think we have had enough drill; we’ll march down to the distillery,

boys, if you like.” And they did.

In the Talbot District, Training Day since 1812 had been kept up with

constancy. In spite of that, the inhabitants were somewhat unprepared

when ’37 came. But the gathering of the Loyalists, however isolated

they were from one another, was willing and surprisingly quick. Old

officers of the army sought for and gathered up volunteers; they had

neither drum nor fife, but there was a ready response from willing

hearts, and from hands equally willing, however uncouth and unused

to arms. The most embarrassing hindrances, sometimes, to everything

like organization and drill and obedience to orders were those same

old soldiers when, as was generally the case, they knew more than

their officers. They stood in the ranks, and at the same time found

fault with every word of command, so that they demoralized that which

they had brought together. No set of volunteers was more difficult

to handle than the old soldiers who had settled in Adelaide. Captain

Pegley, although himself a retired regular officer, found them almost

unmanageable when mixed with the more docile farmers and farmers’ sons.

After much adjuration he at length broke out into exclamations which,

on the whole, suited his mixed audience better than set military

phrase. “Haw, man! gee, man!” cried he, a startling contrast to the

studied politeness of some of the subs, who, with nothing whatever of

the drill-sergeant tone, whenever the openings in the ranks were too

wide, would say, “Won’t you be kind enough to step nearer this way;

now, you men, be good enough to keep your places.” The sharpest order

delivered by these subs was, “Halt! and let the others come up, can’t

you!” Wheeling into line disclosed a line looking like the snake fence

surrounding the stubble field which contained the wheel.

Marching in quick time with one bagpipe and a fiddle, or with a single

drum and fife, was not antidote enough to the stubble as they passed

the gallant Lieutenant-Colonel in blue frock coat, white trousers

shoved up from his boots, a round hat above his fat face, seated in

unostentatious dignity on his venerable white mare, whose sides were

blown out with grass and her neck adorned with a rope halter. “Now,

men, _won’t_ you fall in,” he would pathetically inquire, while they

showed every disposition to fall out. For, instead of the drum boy, in

the centre of the parade-ground was a keg containing that liquid which

in Lower Canada, when carried in a seal-skin covered bottle, was known

as _Lac dulce_, or sometimes as old man’s milk. Then would Captain

Rappelje command to drink the Sovereign’s health, which was done _con

amore_; trials of strength, boxing and wrestling, would follow, when

“Abe would knock Jehial as straight as a loon’s foot.”

What would men not do to keep these kegs full. Once Colonel Bostwick

and Captain Neville were temporarily absent at the same time, while

certain points on the river were guarded against surprise; the rebels

were hourly expected, but failed to appear. Advantage was taken of the

officers’ absence to cross at one of these points, to replenish the

canteen. The boat, showing lights, returned before the expected time.

Those on the pier bethought them of a Yankee boast to come across and

eat the small village before breakfast. They prepared to fire into the

boat, but changed their minds, and rushed to where their Captain and a

companion were soundly sleeping. The pile of discarded clothing by the

couch had been rather mixed, and the Captain measured six foot odd; his

companion’s valour was contained in few inches.

“Come, come quick, quick, the rebels are upon us!” brought them to

their feet, the big Captain thrusting himself as far as he could, and

farther than the garments bargained for, into the unmentionables of

the smaller man. They refused to cover below the calf; he tried to

withdraw, they were obdurate, and in an agony of thought the enemy’s

knock was heard. The small man had meanwhile decamped with a train at

either heel. The Captain seized a jacket which matched the rest of

his suit; in desperation he took the quilt, and in toga arrayed, like

“that hook-nosed fellow of Rome,” reached the wharf in time to receive

the whiskey kegs, where he delivered a lecture on breach of discipline

and ordered the men to the guard-house. This Captain was a formidable

figure out of his quilt, in his own red uniform with white facings and

girt with a sword whose hilt of ivory and brass was further decorated

with two beavers conventionalized beyond even the requirements of

modern art. The sash, of double twisted silk, strange to say had been

the property of John Rolph, who, during his life in Middlesex, had

made his home in Captain Neville’s house--a queer foregathering, for

we all know the one, and the latter was after the pattern of the U. E.

Loyalist definition in 1777:

“By Tory now is understood

A man who seeks his country’s good.”

Captain Neville and Colonel Mahlon Burwell had a friendly rivalry as

to who would furnish the country to which they were both so devoted

with the most warlike sons. Leonidas, Blucher, Hannibal, Napoleon and

Brock, did they call their unprotesting infants, until a mother rose to

the assertion of her prerogative when Wolfe was suggested for one of

her babies. The most warlike of this cream of heroism weighed but two

pounds when he came into the world, and was put in his father’s carpet

slipper to be weighed. Great, then, was the consternation when at the

outbreak the following regimental order was issued, embracing fathers

and sons:

“You are hereby ordered and required to warn all the men from sixteen

to sixty, within limits of the late Captain David Rappelje’s company,

to meet at St. Thomas, 13th inst., on Wednesday, with arms and

ammunition, of whom I will take command.” The same village walls held

another order from Sir Francis Bond Head. The result was more men

brought together than ever before in the history of the settlement.

The Mansion House was the great rallying point, and here, after the

Scotch fashion, business was discussed, the suspected ones talked over

by the extra loyal, and toasts and maledictions drunk according to

the politics of the thirsty. That part of the country was one of the

most disaffected sections, and neighbour looked upon neighbour with

suspicion.

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