CHAPTER XXXIII.

Patty had been triumphantly successful in the first chapter of her

career. She had an easy victory over her father-in-law. She had cleared

the house of everybody whom she disliked or feared. First, Mrs. Osborne,

and with her--not least in Patty’s estimation--Sarah, Osy’s maid, who

had been at school with her, and whom she was still more anxious to get

rid of than her mistress. Then Parsons, who knew a great deal too much

of the family to be endurable for a moment; then the one servant in the

house who had ventured to be rude to Gervase’s wife, John the footman: a

dreadful example, whose sudden fate had exercised the most salutary

influence over the rest of the household. It is true that Dunning still

remained Sir Giles’ attendant, against whom there were the same

objections as against Parsons; but for the moment, at least, Dunning was

indispensable, and had to be borne with. She stood, however, after the

first month of her sway on the very top-gallant of success, supreme in

the house, her word a law, the oldest and most secure arrangements

falling to pieces at her will, the entire order of affairs changed to

please her. Everything had gone as she desired, and no head had been

lifted up in rebellion. The great wardrobes were full of fine clothes.

She had shuffled off Miss Fletcher, the village dressmaker, and procured

the finest and most highly cultivated maid that ever advertised in the

_Times_. Lady Piercey’s stores of lace and linen, and even her

old-fashioned jewellery, which was much more valuable than beautiful,

were in Patty’s hands. She had realised all her dreams, and more than

all. But there is nothing perfect in human affairs, and now the reverse

of her good fortune began to rise out of the mists before Patty’s eyes.

The first trouble of all was, perhaps, the cutting off of her connection

with her home and origin. Her father had come to see her very early in

her story, had been received in the half-dismantled library for a short

angry conference, and left with a crimson countenance and a volley of

muttered oaths, and had never come again. But there was another member

of the family who was less easy to get rid of. Miss Hewitt made a call

in state, in her most splendid costume, with a bonnet still more

exuberant in red and yellow than that in which she had witnessed the

funeral of Lady Piercey. She descended upon Patty at an early hour, when

Mrs. Gervase was still profoundly occupied with the restoration of the

great drawing-room, and made her way there, regardless of the opposition

of the polite butler. “Perhaps you are not aware that I am Mrs.

Piercey’s own aunt,” that lady said fiercely; “I shall go to my niece

wherever she is. I have no fear of not being welcome.” The butler knew,

also, too well who the visitor was, and he trembled for the consequences

of his weakness as she pushed her way before him into the room where the

carpenter and his apprentice and a couple of housemaids were executing

Patty’s orders, under her close superintendence. The men were on ladders

cleaning the long mirrors, the maids were busy with the furniture, while

Patty, seated in a gilt and brocaded chair sat in state looking on.

“Place that table in the corner, there, and these two chairs beside it.

Not that, you stupid; the deep gentleman’s chair on one side, and this

one without arms on the other--let me see. Yes, that will do, with a

palm or a great fern behind.” Patty held her head on one side to

contemplate the effect, while the two housemaids stood looking on, not

yet so much accustomed to the new sway that they did not exchange a

glance, a “la! much she knows about it,” when her attention was called

away.

It was, indeed, with no small start and sensation that Patty’s attention

was called away. She was sitting thus, with her head on one side,

contemplating the group of furniture, perhaps imagining herself in the

chair without arms, with a silken train arranged about her feet (when

her mourning should be over, for Patty was, in all things, a stickler

for propriety), while some grand gentleman, a viscount at least, leant

over the table entertaining her from the depths of the “gentleman’s

chair”: when there suddenly burst upon her consciousness a bustle at

the door, a quick throwing open, and a voice which was harsh and

jarring, but alas, how well known and familiar!

“Patty, my pet, here I am! That man of yours wanted to put me in a

waiting-room, but I said, Where she is there I’ll go; and here I am, my

little lovey, and a happy woman to see you in your own house.”

“Oh!” cried Patty, rising quickly from her chair. Her wits were so much

about her, even in this great and sudden shock, that she refrained from

saying aunt in the hearing of that excited audience--which was foolish,

indeed, since all the housemaids and all the carpenters in Greyshott

parish knew very well that Miss Hewitt, of Rose Cottage, was Mrs.

Piercey’s aunt, and far the richest, consequently the most respectable

of her kindred. Patty could not say much more, for she was enfolded in

the heavy drapery of Miss Hewitt’s Paisley shawl, and almost stifled in

her close embrace. “And bless you, all’s ended as I said it would; and

ain’t I glad I was the one to help you to it?” Miss Hewitt said in her

enthusiasm, bestowing a large audible kiss on Patty’s face.

“Oh, dear!” said Patty, as soon as she could speak. “This isn’t the

place to receive any one in. Jervis, why didn’t you show the lady into

the morning-room? I can’t talk to you here, with all the servants

about.”

“Don’t blame the man,” said Miss Hewitt; “I wanted to see you free,

without stopping whatever you were doing. It’s not as if I were a mere

visitor as couldn’t make allowances. I just like to see everything, and

what it was like before, and what you’re doing. I know you, Patty. They

won’t know it for the same ’ouse afore you’re done with it. Well, this

is a nice room! but none too big for what you’ll want when you get

things your own way. Greyshott won’t know itself with all the doings

there’ll be.”

“Oh, but I can’t receive any lady here,” said Patty. “Let me take you

into the morning-room; it’s where I always sit in the morning. I

couldn’t possibly sit and talk with a caller before lunch in any other

place. If you don’t mind I’ll show you the way.”

The butler held the door open with an obsequious air in which there was,

as that functionary was well aware, an over-acting of his part--but that

did not occur to the ladies who swept out, Patty in advance, and to whom

it would scarcely have seemed too much if Jervis had walked backwards

before them. He stayed behind to make his comment with uplifted hands

and eyes upon the spectacle. “Lord, ain’t she a-going it!” said Jervis.

It was, perhaps, not dignified for a person in his position to unbosom

himself to the housemaids and the carpenter; but how could mortal man

keep silent in circumstances so exciting? The ladies went to the

morning-room in another frame of mind, both of them putting on silently

their armour for the inevitable battle. When they had reached the room

which was to be the scene of it, Miss Hewitt flung herself at once

heavily into an easy chair. “Well! I call this a poky little place,” she

cried. “You might have sent the servants away, Patty. I liked that other

place much better. Morning-room! why it’s no better than my parlour,”

she cried.

“It would only hold the whole of your house, kitchen and all,” cried

Patty; “and it’s where I choose people to come,” she added decisively,

“when they’ve that little sense as to come in the morning, when _no_

lady receives.”

“Oh, that’s how I am to be met, is it?” said Miss Hewitt, “you little

ungrateful wretch! It was nothing but dear aunt, and how good I was,

when you came to me to help you. Ah! you had to come to me to help to

secure him at the last--and him nothing but a Softy. If I had had

somebody to stand for me like I did for you, Miss Patty, Greyshott would

have been a very different place, and you’d never have got your nose in

here!”

“Well, Aunt,” said Patty, “if those are your ideas, you can’t wonder

that I shouldn’t want you. For if you had married Sir Giles, which I

suppose is what you mean, and would never have let me get my nose in,

you’ll understand that I don’t want your nose in. I wouldn’t have said

it so plump if you hadn’t begun. Though I don’t believe Sir Giles ever

thought of such a thing, now I know him well.”

“He’s not a Softy, you see,” said the angry old lady, with a snort.

“No,” said Patty, sedately; “he’s not a Softy. I should think he’d had a

good deal of common-sense in his day. But I don’t want to quarrel,” she

added; “whatever you may do. No doubt you’ve come about your money,

which is quite natural. You shall have your money, Aunt Patience. It

wasn’t so needful as I thought it would be, for Mr. Piercey had plenty

for what was wanted; but, of course, I’m much obliged to you all the

same.”

“Oh, Mr. Piercey: that’s what you call the Softy now!” cried Miss

Hewitt, in high scorn.

“It’s what I always called him, and it’s his name and mine too. I’m Mrs.

Piercey, as the heir’s wife, and not Mrs. Gervase. My father-in-law says

so, and he ought to know.”

“Oh, your father-in-law,” cried Miss Hewitt, with extreme bitterness;

“you’ve changed all your relations, I see. When it comes to a person to

disown their debts and their folks----”

“I do neither the one nor the other,” cried Patty. “You shall have every

penny of your fifty pounds--and interest, if you like, with that. And

everybody knows my folks,” she cried, with a toss of her head. “Oh, no

fear that they’ll ever be forgotten. Father’s been here with the smell

of beer about him like to knock you down, and when I told him I couldn’t

bear it, what does he do but fling out of the house cursing and

swearing, and letting everybody see.”

“Well, your father is a trial,” Miss Hewitt allowed candidly. “I don’t

wonder, Patty, as you were hurt; but so was he, and he won’t come back

no more, won’t Richard. You can’t, anyhow, my pet, have the same

objections to me.”

Miss Hewitt held her head aloft, and her golden flowers nodded and

rustled. The complacency of her smile, and the confidence that in her

there was nothing to find fault with, was too much even for Patty. She

could not say the words that came to her lips.

“Well, Aunt Patience,” she said, in subdued tones, “I am treating you

just the same as if you were Lady Hartmore.”

“And no more than is my due, Patty. I might have been my lady many and

many’s the year if I’d had an Aunt Patience as would have done for me as

I’ve done for you. Has she been to call already? She’s one as always

respects the rising sun.”

“No,” said Patty, still more subdued, “she has not been yet--but that’s

easy explained, where there’s been so lately a death in the house.”

“And a good thing for you, too! If ever there was a tyrant of a

woman---- But I see you’re in deep crape, Patty, to show your grief.”

“I hope I know better than to show any want of respect to my

mother-in-law. And I think, Aunt Patience, you might have known better

than to come to a house that’s in such mourning with all these colours

on your head.”

“My bonnet!” cried Miss Hewitt. She caught sight of herself in a glass,

and bridled and smiled at herself, instinctively arranging the bow of

red ribbon that was tied under her chin. “I never had such a becoming

bonnet in my life; and as for mourning, there’s nobody could expect me

to put on black for her.”

“No,” said Patty, “and that’s why I hadn’t expected even a call from

you, Aunt Patience, during the mourning--not being in any way a real

connection of the house.”

Miss Hewitt fixed her eyes very wide open upon those of her niece, and

the two maintained a silent combat by that method for at least a minute.

It was the elder who gave in the first. “If that’s how you’re going to

treat your own relations,” she said, “Patty, you’ll not see much of me.

And I can tell you, as well as if it had happened already, you won’t see

much of other folks. There’s none of the grand people as you’re looking

for that will come near the place. The rector’ll call because he’s bound

to, and because you was once his show girl at the Sunday School; and the

new curate will call to see if he can get a subscription for something,

but, mark you my words: nobody else--no, not a soul! and when you’ve

bundled everybody belonging to you out of your doors, then you’ll see

who you’ll have to speak to. I’m sorry for you, Patty, I am indeed.”

“Are you, Aunt Patience?” cried Patty, with defiance. “When it comes to

that, I’ll send for you back.”

“It’s a deal easier,” said Miss Hewitt sententiously, “to whistle folks

away than to bring them back.”

But after this there was a cessation of hostilities, and in the end Miss

Hewitt was taken over the house to see all its splendours, which, as

much as possible, she depreciated. She was the only witness of her

elevation whom Patty had as yet had, and though some sacrifice of pride

and spirit was necessary, a natural longing to impress and dazzle her

world, through the means of some spectator, was still stronger. Patty

went so far as to offer her aunt some of those pairs of silk stockings

which Parsons had been counting when her new mistress fell upon her.

“They’re such good stockings,” Patty said, “but miles too big for me.”

“If you think I’ll wear her old cast-off things!” cried Miss Hewitt,

purple with rage, flinging them back into the drawers from which Patty

had taken them. “And my foot, if anything, is a little smaller than

yours,” she added, with angry satisfaction. But when the visitor

lingered and at last betrayed her desire to be asked to stay for

“dinner”--a word which came out unadvisedly, and which she immediately

corrected, with a blush--“Lunch, I suppose you call it,”--Patty assumed

very high ground.

“My dear Aunt! if we were by ourselves of course it would not matter;

but dear papa always takes his luncheon along with us.”

“And who’s dear papa?” asked Miss Hewitt, with natural derision.

“I mean Sir Giles, of course; he’s in very delicate health, and we have

to be very careful.”

“Sir Giles,” said Miss Hewitt grimly, “has seen me before.”

“Yes--he said so when he heard my name--he said, Where have I heard that

name before?”

“Patty, you’re a little devil; he knows a deal more than that of me.”

“Ah, well, perhaps once, Aunt; but his memory’s gone now; and to bring

in a stranger to the luncheon table! Perhaps you don’t remember,” said

Patty severely, “that my poor dear mother-in-law has not yet been a

fortnight in her grave.”

Miss Hewitt was thus got rid of, though not without trouble; but Patty

did not find it easy to forget what she had said, especially when it

came true to the letter; for week after week went by and not a step,

except that of the doctor, crossed the threshold of Greyshott. Patty

took her place in the drawing-room every afternoon, with everything

arranged very cleverly, and looking as like as an imitation could be to

the little _mise en scène_ of a young lady waiting for her guests; but

no guests ever came. At length, after much waiting, there

appeared--exactly as Aunt Patience had said--the rector! accompanied by

his young daughter, for he was a widower. The rector called her Patty in

the first moment of meeting, and though he amended that in a confused

manner, and gave her finally her full honours as Mrs. Piercey, it was

difficult to get over that beginning, which threw his young companion

into utter discomfiture. And then, to make matters worse, he delivered a

little lecture upon the responsibilities of her new position and the

difficulty of the duties that would come upon her. “You must not let

your mind dwell on your disadvantages,” he said kindly; “everybody,

after a while, will make allowances for you.” “You are quite mistaken if

you think I want to have allowances made for me,” said Patty, provoked.

And what could the rector reply? He said, “Oh!” thus showing the poverty

of the English language, and how little a man in such a predicament can

find to say for himself; and then he began hurriedly to talk parish

talk, and ask Mrs. Piercey’s patronage for various charities--charities

by which Patty Hewitt might almost have been in a position to benefit so

short a time ago. “That’s well over,” he said to his daughter, wiping

his forehead, when they went out of the gates of Greyshott. And he did

not come again, nor she--not even the girl. And nobody came; and of all

the difficult things in the world Mrs. Gervase Piercey found nothing so

difficult as to explain to her grand maid how it was that no visitor was

ever seen at Greyshott. The thing itself was bad enough, but to explain

it to Jerningham was still worse. “You see we are still in deep

mourning,” Mrs. Piercey said. “Yes, ma’am,” said Jerningham, with a

sniff of polite scepticism. For a lady who, however deep her mourning

might be, had not a single friend to come to see her, was more than

Jerningham could understand. And Patty sat alone in her fine

drawing-room, and walked about her great house, and spoke to nobody but

old Sir Giles and her own Softy; and thought many times, with a kind of

alarm, of what Aunt Patience had said. Had it not already come true?

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