Oh, _Weymouth_ is a pleasant _place_,
And bathing tents are handy;
When coming out, if white your face,
Why, take a nip of _Brandy_.
P.S.--This advice is not intended for confirmed Topers.
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"SUR LE TAPIS."--If the new Carpet Knight, Sir BLONDEL MAPLE--which is
our troubadourish way of spelling it--be exceptionally successful on
the Turf, isn't he just the man to "make his 'pile' and cut it"?
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[Illustration: A CONTENTED MIND.
_He_. "A--THE FACT IS, I DON'T CARE FOR POPULARITY. I ONLY WISH MY
BOOKS TO BE ADMIRED BY THOSE WHOSE ADMIRATION IS REALLY WORTH HAVING!"
_She_. "AND WHO ARE THEY?"
_He_. "THOSE WHO ADMIRE MY BOOKS!"]
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