FARES.

"Is that you, Herbert?" I said in surprise.

It was.

Strange how machinery can influence a man. The last time I had seen

Herbert he was a rubicund cheerful gardener. He was now a London

taxi-driver, with all the signs of that mystery on him: the

shabbiness, the weariness, the disdain.

"Are you glad you gave up gardening?" I asked him.

"Can't say I am now," he replied. "There's more money in this, but the

work's too hard. I miss my sleep, too."

"You can always go back," I said.

"I wonder," he replied. "I'd like to. This being at every one's beck

and call who happens to have a shilling is what I'm tired of."

"What about tips?" I asked.

"I get plenty of them," he said. "In fact, if the clock registers

tenpence or one and fourpence or one and tenpence I practically always

get the odd twopence. That's all right. It's the people who don't want

to tip but daren't not do it that I can't stand. And there are such

lots of them. That's what makes taxi-drivers look so contemptuous

like--the tips. People think we want the tips; but there's a time when

we'd rather go without them than get them like that."

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