By Robert G. Ingersoll

In the presence of eternity the mountains are as transient as the

clouds.

A PROFOUND change has taken place in the world of thought. The pews are

trying to set themselves somewhat above the pulpit. The layman discusses

theology with the minister, and smiles. Christians excuse themselves

for belonging to the church, by denying a part of the creed. The idea

is abroad that they who know the most of nature believe the least about

theology. The sciences are regarded as infidels, and facts as scoffers.

Thousands of most excellent people avoid churches, and, with few

exceptions, only those attend prayer-meetings who wish to be alone. The

pulpit is losing because the people are growing.

Of course it is still claimed that we are a Christian people, indebted

to something called Christianity for all the progress we have made.

There is still a vast difference of opinion as to what Christianity

really is, although many warring sects have been discussing that

question, with fire and sword, through centuries of creed and crime.

Every new sect has been denounced at its birth as illegitimate, as

a something born out of orthodox wedlock, and that should have been

allowed to perish on the steps where it was found. Of the relative

merits of the various denominations, it is sufficient to say that

each claims to be right. Among the evangelical churches there is a

substantial agreement upon what they consider the fundamental truths of

the gospel. These fundamental truths, as I understand them, are:

That there is a personal God, the creator of the material universe; that

he made man of the dust, and woman from part of the man; that the man

and woman were tempted by the devil; that they were turned out of the

Garden of Eden; that, about fifteen hundred years afterward, God's

patience having been exhausted by the wickedness of mankind, he drowned

his children with the exception of eight persons; that afterward he

selected from their descendants Abraham, and through him the Jewish

people; that he gave laws to these people, and tried to govern them in

all things; that he made known his will in many ways; that he wrought a

vast number of miracles; that he inspired men to write the Bible; that,

in the fullness of time, it having been found impossible to reform

mankind, this God came upon earth as a child born of the Virgin Mary;

that he lived in Palestine; that he preached for about three years,

going from place to place, occasionally raising the dead, curing the

blind and the halt; that he was crucified--for the crime of blasphemy,

as the Jews supposed, but that, as a matter of fact, he was offered as

a sacrifice for the sins of all who might have faith in him; that he was

raised from the dead and ascended into heaven, where he now is, making

intercession for his followers; that he will forgive the sins of all who

believe on him, and that those who do not believe will be consigned to

the dungeons of eternal pain. These--it may be with the addition of the

sacraments of Baptism and the Last Supper--constitute what is generally

known as the Christian religion.

It is most cheerfully admitted that a vast number of people not only

believe these things, but hold them in exceeding reverence, and imagine

them to be of the utmost importance to mankind. They regard the Bible as

the only light that God has given for the guidance of his children; that

it is the one star in nature's sky--the foundation of all morality, of

all law, of all order, and of all individual and national progress. They

regard it as the only means we have for ascertaining the will of God,

the origin of man, and the destiny of the soul.

It is needless to inquire into the causes that have led so many people

to believe in the inspiration of the Scriptures. In my opinion, they

were and are mistaken, and the mistake has hindered, in countless ways,

the civilization of man. The Bible has been the fortress and defence of

nearly every crime. No civilized country could re-enact its laws, and in

many respects its moral code is abhorrent to every good and tender man.

It is admitted that many of its precepts are pure, that many of its laws

are wise and just, and that many of its statements are absolutely true.

Without desiring to hurt the feeling? of anybody, I propose to give

a few reasons for thinking that a few passages, at least, in the Old

Testament are the product of a barbarous people.

In all civilized countries it is not only admitted, but it is

passionately asserted, that slavery is and always was a hideous

crime; that a war of conquest is simply murder; that polygamy is the

enslavement of woman, the degradation of man, and the destruction of

home; that nothing is more infamous than the slaughter of decrepit men,

of helpless women, and of prattling babes; that captured maidens should

not be given to soldiers; that wives should not be stoned to death on

account of their religious opinions, and that the death penalty ought

not to be inflicted for a violation of the Sabbath. We know that

there was a time, in the history of almost every nation, when

slavery, polygamy, and wars of extermination were regarded as divine

institutions; when women were looked upon as beasts of burden, and when,

among some people, it was considered the duty of the husband to murder

the wife for differing with him on the subject of religion. Nations that

entertain these views to-day are regarded as savage, and, probably, with

the exception of the South Sea Islanders, the Feejees, some citizens

of Delaware, and a few tribes in Central Africa, no human beings can be

found degraded enough to agree upon these subjects with the Jehovah of

the ancient Jews. The only evidence we have, or can have, that a

nation has ceased to be savage is the fact that it has abandoned these

doctrines. To every one, except the theologian, it is perfectly easy to

account for the mistakes, atrocities, and crimes of the past, by

saying that civilization is a slow and painful growth; that the moral

perceptions are cultivated through ages of tyranny, of want, of crime,

and of heroism; that it requires centuries for man to put out the eyes

of self and hold in lofty and in equal poise the scales of justice;

that conscience is born of suffering; that mercy is the child of the

imagination--of the power to put oneself in the sufferer's place, and

that man advances only as he becomes acquainted with his surroundings,

with the mutual obligations of life, and learns to take advantage of the

forces of nature.

But the believer in the inspiration of the Bible is compelled to declare

that there was a time when slavery was right--when men could buy, and

women could sell, their babes. He is compelled to insist that there

was a time when polygamy was the highest form of virtue; when wars

of extermination were waged with the sword of mercy; when religious

toleration was a crime, and when death was the just penalty for having

expressed an honest thought. He must maintain that Jehovah is just as

bad now as he was four thousand years ago, or that he was just as

good then as he is now, but that human conditions have so changed that

slavery, polygamy, religious persecutions, and wars of conquest are now

perfectly devilish. Once they were right--once they were commanded by

God himself; now, they are prohibited. There has been such a change in

the conditions of man that, at the present time, the devil is in favor

of slavery, polygamy, religious persecution, and wars of conquest. That

is to say, the devil entertains the same opinion to-day that Jehovah

held four thousand years ago, but in the meantime Jehovah has remained

exactly the same--changeless and incapable of change.

We find that other nations beside the Jews had similar laws and ideas;

that they believed in and practiced slavery and polygamy, murdered women

and children, and exterminated their neighbors to the extent of their

power. It is not claimed that they received a revelation. It is admitted

that they had no knowledge of the true God. And yet, by a strange

coincidence, they practised the same crimes, of their own motion, that

the Jews did by the command of Jehovah. From this it would seem that man

can do wrong without a special revelation.

It will hardly be claimed, at this day, that the passages in the Bible

upholding slavery, polygamy, war and religious persecution are evidences

of the inspiration of that book. Suppose that there had been nothing

in the Old Testament upholding these crimes, would any modern Christian

suspect that it was not inspired, on account of the omission? Suppose

that there had been nothing in the Old Testament but laws in favor of

these crimes, would any intelligent Christian now contend that it was

the work of the true God? If the devil had inspired a book, will some

believer in the doctrine of inspiration tell us in what respect, on the

subjects of slavery, polygamy, war, and liberty, it would have differed

from some parts of the Old Testament? Suppose that we should now

discover a Hindu book of equal antiquity with the Old Testament,

containing a defence of slavery, polygamy, wars of extermination, and

religious persecution, would we regard it as evidence that the writers

were inspired by an infinitely wise and merciful God? As most other

nations at that time practiced these crimes, and as the Jews would have

practiced them all, even if left to themselves, one can hardly see

the necessity of any inspired commands upon these subjects. Is there a

believer in the Bible who does not wish that God, amid the thunders and

lightnings of Sinai, had distinctly said to Moses that man should not

own his fellow-man; that women should not sell their babes; that men

should be allowed to think and investigate for themselves, and that the

sword should never be unsheathed to shed the blood of honest men? Is

there a believer in the world, who would not be delighted to find that

every one of these infamous passages are interpolations, and that the

skirts of God were never reddened by the blood of maiden, wife, or babe?

Is there a believer who does not regret that God commanded a husband to

stone his wife to death for suggesting the worship of the sun or moon?

Surely, the light of experience is enough to tell us that slavery is

wrong, that polygamy is infamous, and that murder is not a virtue.

No one will now contend that it was worth God's while to impart the

information to Moses, or to Joshua, or to anybody else, that the Jewish

people might purchase slaves of the heathen, or that it was their duty

to exterminate the natives of the Holy Land. The deists have contended

that the Old Testament is too cruel and barbarous to be the work of a

wise and loving God. To this, the theologians have replied, that nature

is just as cruel; that the earthquake, the volcano, the pestilence and

storm, are just as savage as the Jewish God; and to my mind this is a

perfect answer.

Suppose that we knew that after "inspired" men had finished the Bible,

the devil got possession of it, and wrote a few passages; what part of

the sacred Scriptures would Christians now pick out as being probably

his work? Which of the following passages would naturally be selected

as having been written by the devil--"Love thy neighbor as thyself," or

"Kill all the males among the little ones, and kill every woman; but all

the women children keep alive for yourselves."?

It may be that the best way to illustrate what I have said of the Old

Testament is to compare some of the supposed teachings of Jehovah with

those of persons who never read an "inspired" line, and who lived and

died without having received the light of revelation. Nothing can be

more suggestive than a comparison of the ideas of Jehovah--the inspired

words of the one claimed to be the infinite God, as recorded in the

Bible--with those that have been expressed by men who, all admit,

received no help from heaven.

In all ages of which any record has been preserved, there have been

those who gave their ideas of justice, charity, liberty, love and law.

Now, if the Bible is really the work of God, it should contain the

grandest and sublimest truths. It should, in all respects, excel the

works of man. Within that book should be found the best and loftiest

definitions of justice; the truest conceptions of human liberty; the

clearest outlines of duty; the tenderest, the highest, and the noblest

thoughts,--not that the human mind has produced, but that the human mind

is capable of receiving. Upon every page should be found the luminous

evidence of its divine origin. Unless it contains grander and more

wonderful things than man has written, we are not only justified in

saying, but we are compelled to say, that it was written by no being

superior to man. It may be said that it is unfair to call attention

to certain bad things in the Bible, while the good are not so much as

mentioned. To this it may be replied that a divine being would not put

bad things in a book. Certainly a being of infinite intelligence,

power, and goodness could never fall below the ideal of "depraved and

barbarous" man. It will not do, after we find that the Bible upholds

what we now call crimes, to say that it is not verbally inspired. If the

words are not inspired, what is? It may be said that the thoughts are

inspired. But this would include only the thoughts expressed without

words. If ideas are inspired, they must be contained in and expressed

only by inspired words; that is to say, the arrangement of the words,

with relation to each other, must have been inspired. For the purpose of

this perfect arrangement, the writers, according to the Christian world,

were inspired. Were some sculptor inspired of God to make a statue

perfect in its every part, we would not say that the marble was

inspired, but the statue--the relation of part to part, the married

harmony of form and function. The language, the words, take the place

of the marble, and it is the arrangement of these words that Christians

claim to be inspired. If there is one uninspired word,--that is, one

word in the wrong place, or a word that ought not to be there,--to that

extent the Bible is an uninspired book. The moment it is admitted that

some words are not, in their arrangement as to other words, inspired,

then, unless with absolute certainty these words can be pointed out, a

doubt is cast on all the words the book contains. If it was worth God's

while to make a revelation to man at all, it was certainly worth his

while to see that it was correctly made. He would not have allowed the

ideas and mistakes of pretended prophets and designing priests to become

so mingled with the original text that it is impossible to tell where he

ceased and where the priests and prophets began. Neither will it do to

say that God adapted his revelation to the prejudices of mankind. Of

course it was necessary for an infinite being to adapt his revelation to

the intellectual capacity of man; but why should God confirm a barbarian

in his prejudices? Why should he fortify a heathen in his crimes? If a

revelation is of any importance whatever, it is to eradicate prejudices

from the human mind. It should be a lever with which to raise the human

race. Theologians Have exhausted their ingenuity in finding excuses

for God. It seems to me that they would be better employed in finding

excuses for men. They tell us that the Jews were so cruel and ignorant

that God was compelled to justify, or nearly to justify, many of their

crimes, in order to have any influence with them whatever. They tell us

that if he had declared slavery and polygamy to be criminal, the Jews

would have refused to receive the Ten Commandments. They insist that,

under the circumstances, God did the best he could; that his real

intention was to lead them along slowly, step by step, so that, in a few

hundred years, they would be induced to admit that it was hardly fair to

steal a babe from its mother's breast. It has always seemed reasonable

that an infinite God ought to have been able to make man grand enough to

know, even without a special revelation, that it is not altogether right

to steal the labor, or the wife, or the child, of another. When the

whole question is thoroughly examined, the world will find that Jehovah

had the prejudices, the hatreds, and superstitions of his day.

If there is anything of value, it is liberty. Liberty is the air of the

soul, the sunshine of life. Without it the world is a prison and the

universe an infinite dungeon.

If the Bible is really inspired, Jehovah commanded the Jewish people to

buy the children of the strangers that sojourned among them, and ordered

that the children thus bought should be an inheritance for the children

of the Jews, and that they should be bondmen and bondwomen forever.

Yet Epictetus, a man to whom no revelation was made, a man whose soul

followed only the light of nature, and who had never heard of the Jewish

God, was great enough to say: "Will you not remember that your servants

are by nature your brothers, the children of God? In saying that you

have bought them, you look down on the earth, and into the pit, on the

wretched law of men long since dead, but you see not the laws of the

gods."

We find that Jehovah, speaking to his chosen people, assured them that

their bondmen and their bondmaids must be "of the heathen that were

round about them." "Of them," said Jehovah, "shall ye buy bondmen

and bondmaids." And yet Cicero, a pagan, Cicero, who had never been

enlightened by reading the Old Testament, had the moral grandeur to

declare: "They who say that we should love our fellow-citizens, but not

foreigners, destroy the universal brotherhood of mankind, with which

benevolence and justice would perish forever."

If the Bible is inspired, Jehovah, God of all worlds, actually said:

"And if a man smite his servant or his maid with a rod, and he die under

his hand, he shall be surely punished; notwithstanding, if he continue

a day or two, he shall not be punished, for he is his money." And yet

Zeno, founder of the Stoics, centuries before Christ was born, insisted

that no man could be the owner of another, and that the title was bad,

whether the slave had become so by conquest, or by purchase. Jehovah

ordered a Jewish general to make war, and gave, among others, this

command: "When the Lord thy God shall drive them before thee, thou shalt

smite them and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with

them, nor show mercy unto them." And yet Epictetus, whom we have already

quoted, gave this marvelous rule for the guidance of human conduct:

"Live with thy inferiors as thou would'st have thy superiors live with

thee."

Is it possible, after all, that a being of infinite goodness and wisdom

said: "I will heap mischief upon them: I will spend mine arrows upon

them. They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat,

and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon

them, with the poison of serpents of the dust. The sword without, and

terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the

suckling also, with the man of gray hairs"; while Seneca, an uninspired

Roman, said: "The wise man will not pardon any crime that ought to be

punished, but he will accomplish, in a nobler way, all that is sought

in pardoning. He will spare some and watch over some, because of their

youth, and others on account of their ignorance. His clemency will not

fall short of justice, but will fulfill it perfectly."

Can we believe that God ever said of any one: "Let his children be

fatherless and his wife a widow; let his children be continually

vagabonds, and beg; let them seek their bread also out of their desolate

places; let the extortioner catch all that he hath and let the stranger

spoil his labor; let there be none to extend mercy unto him, neither let

there be any to favor his fatherless children." If he ever said these

words, surely he had never heard this line, this strain of music, from

the Hindu: "Sweet is the lute to those who have not heard the prattle of

their own children."

Jehovah, "from the clouds and darkness of Sinai," said to the Jews:

"Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.... Thou shalt not bow down

thyself to them nor serve them; for I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous

God, visiting the iniquities of the fathers upon the children, unto the

third and fourth generation of them that hate me." Contrast this with

the words put by the Hindu into the mouth of Brahma:

"I am the same to all mankind. They who honestly serve other gods,

involuntarily worship me. I am he who partaketh of all worship, and I am

the reward of all worshipers."

Compare these passages. The first, a dungeon where crawl the things

begot of jealous slime; the other, great as the domed firmament inlaid

with suns.

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